Grab a tool and start banging

He's a cripple and a ghost because Freddy already killed him.

Dump your Elvira GIFs and Webms, fagggots

It wasn't easy.

I wanna bury my face in that ass. Why would god create such an ass if I'm not allowed to eat it out? Why is he so cruel anons?

so where is this from?

Get a woman who will consent to your doing that.

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Elvira reminds me of a girl that works at my towns theater. Too bad she has a shitty personality, and recently died her hair to a cotton candy pink color.

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>tfw /ourgirl/ didn't really have a tattoo and it was fake for the movie
>perfect, unblemished skin all her life
>only now in her 60s when she dgaf does she get the exact same tattoo as in the movie but for real as a tribute
>she's hot, she's smart, she's funny, she's fun, she's a geek for schlock horror movies, she can sing, she can dance
>got major tits game
>ass game
>legs game
>foot game
>everything game

Why is she so fucking perfect and why can't I ever be with her?

Women like her are a diamond dozen. They're out there, and your chances of meeting one are higher if you actually leave mommy's basement sweaty

imdb.com/title/tt0095088/?ref_=fn_al_tt_1

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I am firmly convinced close to no women below the age of 40 can be put in the same fucking sentence as Elvira, let alone the same shelf.

>The way the thiccness is trying to escape

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More strength in the hips

Thank you, /fit/izen.

Zoomer and millenial women A SHIT.

>tfw you were into Baby Boomer and Gen-X type girls all your life as a sexually developing boy
>tfw now at age 24, all women between 18 and 39 are SHIT

And THIS is why I only go for cougars.

tfw no satanic gf to try to smother me to death with her booty

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She has nudes for anyone wondering.

>tfw no big booty goth gf

DELET

>diamond dozen
fucking zoomers

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here's your first (You), friend

I've seen this webm a thousand times. I always thought it was from the Addams Family

>diamond dozen
>sweaty

We can only hope he was being ironic, user.

>tfw no big tiddy, big booty goth wife

Why go on?

how fucking new

Reminder that Tom Jones split her pussy open with his fat veiny hog and sent her to the hospital.

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SATAN bless Yea Forums is into acute goths now
fuck that nigger fad

...this didn't actually happen, right?

Please tell me you're making this up.

I'm morbidly curious, because that headline of a story sounds funny, but pls, no, not my queen.

That's okay, I like them broken in.

who wouldn't?

It's true

Fucking zoomers.

Based Welshman

D R O P P E D

This Tom Jones feller is black right

>she wanted to lose it to Elvis, but he was constantly surrounded by his people and they all knew she was 17
>Tom Jones is the consolation prize

Fucking Elvis, man.

17 was legal back then. you do know elvis and elvira were in their 40s in the 1960s, right?

no but he sounded like this when he blew his load into her
youtube.com/watch?v=oWMHEF-_NYA

no he's Jewish and sings "can't get enough of your live babe"

It's a doggy dog world out there bro

..Is that where the BRAAP memes come from?

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he's black where it counts
his voice

>mfw big tiddy latina goth exgf's stage name was elvira when she stripped
>mfw she would wear the dress and wig to fuck from time to time
Miss that crazy bitch

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The best picture of Mclachlan, an perhaps best picture of an actor of all time.

Elvira is clearly an avatar of the godess Aphrodite

Imagine actually being proud of dating a stripper lmao

>diamond dozen
I laugh. I laugh at you fool

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It's not unusual. :)

I seriously hope you're trolling.

In 1968, Elvis was 33 and Cassandra Peterson (Elvira) was 17.

Look at this newfag and laugh.

Tom Jones is 100% Aryan European Caucasian Welsh, numbnuts

imagine the smell

>she has a shitty personality, and recently died
I almost enjoyed this post

lol, exactly what I thought

almost like a stand-up bit with the right timing

Sweat and dust

dyed*

And ass

sounds hairy

Hopefully not

I mean, he's not prime Elvis, but Tom Jones isn't bad.

>born too late to explore the world
>born too early to explore the stars
>also born too late to bang prime Elvira
>so the rest of that shit doesn't even really matter
>mfw

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Just accept we are not meant to be happy.

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literally perfect, and a red head will fuck your brains out, and willing to cosplay mommy shit, it's so good.

goth grills scare me guys

SHUT UP, I'M IN ENOUGH PAIN!

>makeup makes you goth
no
this isn't high school

They are just like normal girls except more subdued and they might bite you every now and then.