I was raped

I can only assume it was a drunk and confused homosexual.

m.youtube.com/watch?v=SZoiJM1vlfc

Kids, if you're going to denigrate one of the greats in your industry, be coherent.

If she wasn't so fat and a little more bitchy she would be your average british lass that I would gladly pound in the ass.

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youtube.com/watch?v=r5mDUDV_XV0

>dickbiscuit

Man I hate when hack (usually left wing) comedians use a totally original insult by combining existing curse words with a random thing. It's really funny I laugh so hard let me try.

Fuckwhistle
Shitplate
Fuckface von Clownstick
Fuckblanket
Fuckchair
etc...

Nvm, shes a disgusting desert-bong

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>Now, this is a story all about how
>My life got flipped-turned upside down
>And I'd like to take a minute
>Just listen for a set
>I'll tell you how I wrote a show called Nanette

>In west Tanzania born and raised
>On the playground was where I found out I was gay
>Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool
>And hanging out at a party of the school
>When a couple of guys who were up to no good
>Started making trouble in my neighborhood
>I got raped one time and my mom got scared
>She said 'I’m not having a daughter who is a fucking queer”

>it's a ""lesbian"" comedian who can't go three words without talking about men
Really gives a bad name to the lesbians who are actually gay and like women rather than just hating men.

lol

Imagine being some kind of leather clad homo-rapist stalking the night looking for man-ass. Catching some weirdo twink, sticking your dick up his shithole and then to your terror realising that it's not a man at all but an ugly-ass woman. Would you stop or continue just to not make it more awkward?

You got raped?!

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>ywn see Norm MacDonald do Hannah Gadsby's entire set word for word and make it hilarious

lmao i'd like to see that

Norm McDonald really isn't that big though, especially not in Australia. Doesn't make her remark any less annoying but context here.

WHERE'S THE BLOODY JOKES

KILL ALL MALES

lol

There's literally nothing funny about being raped. Sure, its hot, but how are you supposed to make it funny?

George Carlin made it funny. "Imagine Porky Pig, raping Elmer Fudd." "Well, his name is Porky and Elmer was wearing a tight negligee..."

Lucky bich

Men can get raped by other men and thots. Grow up

No you weren’t.

>WHERE'S THE BLOODY JOKES

She's not a comedian, she's a monologist. Those are two very different things.

The problem is that you're too fucking stupid to tell the difference.

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>Hannah Gadsby (born 12 January 1978) is an Australian comedian, writer, actor and television presenter. She rose to prominence after winning the national final of the Raw Comedy competition for new comedians in 2006 and since then has toured internationally as well as appearing on Australian and New Zealand television and British radio.

>Nanette (also known as Hannah Gadsby: Nanette) is a stand-up comedy act written and performed by Australian comedian Hannah Gadsby,

interesting

just the thought of this has me in stitches

>hey you're a fucktard
>fuck off nigger
>wow, I'm calling the police

>oh gosh a 17 year old? my god man, I 17 year old is never in her prime
>this old chunk of coal, now that's prime

is Norm in contact with The Bogg?

>Revolver Ocelot (also known as Revolver Ocelot: Revolver Ocelot) is a stand-up comedy act written and performed by FOXHOUND comedian Revolver Ocelot

>explain to the folks at home what consent is

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>Norm McDonald really isn't that big though
he is if you're a comedian.

Hahaha good one!

I know. I was there.

It was beautiful.

I doubt it.