Kinos for this feel?

thought this was kawakami and joker

had this happen to me when I went out shopping with my sister

Can I?

They think all white people look the same. As do all races with other races

I had the opposite experience where my gf and i had similar features so people thought we were siblings

God I wish I had an Elizabeth Olsen big sister for this to happen to me with.

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The thing to take away is that over-assertive salespeople make asses of themselves when engaging strangers in needless conversation. One of the few problems social misfits are spared.

Oh I actually know this feel.

PUSSY

What a fucking cunt honestly I would complain to the manager and ask for a discount

My mother is not sexually attractive to me. At her age. I've seen pictures of her as a teenager and college student, that's a different story. Marty McFly should've hit that, I'd hit my mom. But she was a college cheerleader.

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>most varied eye colors
>most varied hair colors
>y-you w-whites look the same t-too!

>tfw your mom gets called your grandma when you're out with her
ITS NOT FUCKING FAIR

fuck off normalfag

user you fucking degenerate. Go on.

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I've made the opposite mistake before

>At fairly large house party my friend is hosting
>I know about 70% of the people there
>Start talking to some random dude that joined our conversation about video games or some shit
>After a few minutes some girl that looks strikingly similar to him joins the conversation
>They're obviously they're there "together" but never touch each other, don't even seem to get along that well
>Immediately assume they're siblings

>Two hours later when I'm close to blackout and about to puke in a bucket
>Look up and see them kiss
>very loudly say "Yo what the fuck did that guy just kiss his sister"
>Many laff
>They get mad and leave
>Told the next morning they were dating and were not related to each other
>

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The madman.

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>incest is so common in japan
nigga what, have you been to pornhub once?

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I have an older sister. It's not that good, she hasn't touched me since we were teenagers and now she only dates guys who look like me. Rather have a chill brother to play vidya with desu.

But did she touch you sexually

Well then why did I waste my time reading your stupid story?

literally every race thinks people of other races all look the same.

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I hate my fucking siblings.
Why do single child's force this disgusting fetish?

That's happened multiple times to me with my cousin.

Who I would be interested in if she wasn't my cousin.

I've had someone assume me and my brother were a gay couple. It was the most awkward thing in my life. I still don't even know how she came to that conclusion.

Why do normalfaggots with siblings constantly harangue and belittle only children?

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You and your brother should gangbang her desu

Facial features are way more important than eye or hair color

Because Back to the Future ERP

>Go on vacation with parents
>people think my mom is my wife
It sucks looking older than I really am.

why is it always women cashiers/baristas/servers that talk about you and make assumptions like this

guys never do this

>tfw you're way uglier than your sister so people never think this

I'm feel exactly the same with my cousin.
She even admitted to me that she wants to date a guy like me for some reason.

>hire plumber to fix sink
>parents absent as usual
>1.5 year older sister is home with me
>plumber thinks we're newlyweds in our new home
>both of us are embarrassed
>don't correct him

I would unironically marry her

Why is sister-brother incest still so taboo in 2019? There'll never be a major romcom about it.

why did you reply this to me

seems pretty normal because you're attracted to those similar to you but you didn't grow up closely enough to fully get the Westermarck effect

Because of the genetic stuff about inbreeding and whatnot.

Believe it or not, cousin relationships are not taboo at all in a great majority of the world (save anglo).

>ronery faggot
>always wanted a gf
>went to a movie with my sister
>see coworker
>"Oh hi user is this your gf?"
>"haha, I wish. No this is my sister"
>both of them pause
>sister looks at me horrified
>takes a second for me to realize what I said
>"No no no no no, I meant I wish I had a gf, not that my sister was my gf"
>sick with embarrassment couldn't even focus on the movie

I don't think our relationship ever recovered

>if anything goes wrong she'll badmouth you around your family
>break up
>now have to visit your ex at family reunions
not worth it

How do I get a gf like her????

it's funny because I was also briefly unaware of the implication when I first read your quote

DON'T BULLY AUTISTS THAT WAS THE ONLY JOB HE COULD GET

>pictures of her as a teenager and college student
You have to share with the class.

based as fuck

then do it

honest but reasonable

Truly living the life.

Is your sister hot at least?

Fuckin kek

She's a fujoshi.

>go out with mom and sister
>everyone thinks I'm the father

Women never face consequences for their actions so they always act on their assumptions. Men are always punished even for tiny mistakes so they play it safe, unless they're ultra Chads.

>tfw parents look similar and you have seen this sort of thing happen to them many times
>tfw father was adopted so people make joke theories about them actually possibly being related

>never major romcom about
>biggest hbo show has multiple incest relationships

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Why do we let people with genetic defects breed, but not allow incest?

No, just asians look the same. No one thinks whites or nigs all look the same.

based

BASED LEVELS OFF THE CHARTS
HE'S A LIVE ONE

There's an ep of Veronica Mars where a dad is aggressively sabotaging his kids relationship and the reveal is that they were dating their sister after a split at birth adoption iirc

Nips have higher family bonds than the modern west so that leads to little girls becoming attracted to their big strong brothers and little boys wanting to fuck their bigger sisters. It gets even hotter when the nips dont live in the city but in the countryside oh yes sweet beautiful pale milky thigh incest.

I love this anime

They are not human they must extract information to gossip about no matter what.

>visit a female friend's house while drunk
>older looking dude hangs out with us for a bit
>ask her if that was her uncle afterwards
>she gets pissed and says that's her younger brother
>knew her since childhood and never knew she had a brother
whoops

I never really had incest fantasies but the idea of having a hot stepsister move in gets me going

Because women are usually met with more friendly responses.
Guys are usually assumed to be creepy and intrusive when they say shit like this.

But, a big wrench in this is that effeminate guys do the same thing and get away with it. So it's more so about the feminine (i.e you don't feel threatened by) aspect of it.

>in checkout line with my niece
>my sister is in the other line buying some stuff, we split up so we could pay separate
>making jokes with niece, she's laughing and tugging on my hand
>lady at checkout says "wow, you have such a happy looking family =)"
>niece looks at me with a weird face
>I look back at my niece
>I look back at the cashier
>"I don't even know who this kid belongs too"

based and symbolically incestuous

>The idea of being close to an attractive woman you're not related to is hot
wow you're such a filthy pervert

>stepsister
no, user
don't make me punch you

KILL ALL WEEBS

I think a lot of my mom/son fantasies come from the fact I was raised by my father since my mom died giving birth to my older brother. I think I just want to know what it's like to have a kind older woman show interest in me.

Guys don't care and don't pretend to care.

I dont want to fuck my IRL mom shes old and gross but her teenage or 20 year old self makes me diamonds. Instead I imagine random milfs as my mom instead.

>my mom died giving birth to my older brother
based twin that got cut out posthumously

>Two hours later when I'm close to blackout and about to puke in a bucket
fucking based

>mom died giving birth to older brother
That's not possible, user.

>my mom died giving birth to my older brother
??????????

>since my mom died giving birth to my older brother.
is this pasta
if she died giving birth to your older brother than how are you alive
is he your half-brother? but then that wouldnt make her your mother, because you had to be conceived by someone else

the calculus of this statement simply does not add up

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>Getting a blowjob from my sister during Captain Marvel
>Dweeby cinema staff says excuse me sir you can't do that here I'm gonna have to ask you and your wife to vacate the premises
>Look at him furious at having been disturbed from the movie and say this is my sister not my wife!
>he apologies profusely and leaves, cinema manager gives us refund on the way out

>oh yes sweet beautiful pale milky thigh incest.
uh user? You're based!

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Rowdy blackouts are truly based

>buddies and i would frequent biker bars because the round old dudes still partied like they thought it was the 80s
>my ex and i would get to work convincing the entire bar we were cousins
>make up bullshit childhood stories, show them pictures of us and say it was from some family vacation, shit like that
>we always end up getting hammered
>night devolves into us swapping spit, grabbing handfuls of eachother, all real degenerate shit
>EVERY. TIME. the whole bar would explode
>half saying it was fucking wrong the other half practically cheering us on.
Broke up with her after a year but she still was the most fun broad I've been with

>"I don't even know who this kid belongs too"
kek'd

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>stepsister
>incest

holy shit I'm trying this if I manage to shake the inceldom off

Shut the fuck up idiots. There's no such thing as ghost babies and even if we were real they wouldn't post on a shitty board like Yea Forums

HOLY BASES

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This has happened both to my cousin and I and my aunt and I.

My cousin immediately denied it but my aunt played it cool until we left the store and then we laughed about it after wards.

breddy gud

>No one thinks nigs all look the same.
Uh

>my mom died giving birth to my older brother
/x/ is a couple boards down you damn ghost

Quads and I get a perfect girlfriend.

Extremely comfy incestkino thread brehs

baka not dating your sister

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Ouch

>ww2 thread deleted
>space movies thread deleted
>this shit is still up
Based jannies gotta spam this shit with child porn again?

Your aunt wants it.

ive only had one instance of something similar in my life. my sister came to town and we were walking around (Vegas). came across one of the advertising hostess ladies. she offered us a decent discount for some decent restaurant, but only for married couples. i told her we werent exactly married, and the advertising lady asked "well do you two at least share the same last name?".

sister and i looked at each other and said "well yeah". advertising lady gave us a coupon and signed it with her super special stamp. forgot what i ate, but it was decent. coupon brought it to normal prices.

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me on the right, trying to plant the seed of incest into their minds

>o-our eye and hair color are different! I swear!

I have no idea why but I find my female cousins extremely attractive and girls who look like them are meh its like a girl simply being my cousin makes her very hot to me for some reason.

>we

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you fucking loser

Maybe. Due to being from a large family despite being my aunt she is only 12 years older than me.

go fuck yourself, crybaby

Trips and the perfect girl for you dates me instead

o o f
Like looking in a mirror.

Me and my cousin used to rub against each other (clothed) as teens to the point she got wet and moaned.

being related adds that extra spice that other females straight up cant have

incest is wrong

>Rather have a chill brother to play vidya with desu.
Little brothers are no fun to play competitive games with because you seriously underestimate the developmental difference between siblings with two or more years split.
I couldn't enjoy playing games with my little brother until I was done with school. Everything else just involved pushing his shit in until I got so unbelievably bored so I would just leave.

but that makes it so right

But it feels so good.

Thought that was the Persona 5 protagonist with Kawakami. It's a donut steel self-insert instead.

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>Literally born from a dead body
That's fucking badass
not worth tho

Women are like children, they can openly speak whatever observations pop into their head, and if they're even mildly cute then something that would otherwise be rude becomes playful and charming
If some cashier dude tries to make small talk, and it's not a Chad trying to score a girl, you'd probably just wonder what the fuck was wrong with him

I am so sorry

god's work

Nothing better than pulling down your big sister's pants and fucking her on the kitchen table.

I was raised by a single father which is extremely uncommon and no studies on its effects seem to exist. I am 100% positive that being raised by a single father gives you an incest fetish because you have no actual female family members to compare it to. Also, because you need that mothering need filled even if your dad is great like mine is.

I haven't gotten off to any fantasy that didn't involve incest in 6 years. I also don't watch porn so that didn't change me or make my fetishes more taboo.

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cringe and bluepilled

Reminder that once embryo selection and minor genetic engineering goes mainstream, "Genetic Sexual Attraction" will tack on another G to LGBT.

But it's not genetic sexual attraction for 99.999% of people into incest. They just want to pretend a girl is their mom or sister.

You could be on to something because my dad was a stud in his youth I have half sisters that I cant seem to register as sister in my brain but as things I must fuck. Its because I was not raised around them so my brain thinks they are other women not relatives.

Yeah and jerking off to lesbian porn doesn't make me a dyke but here we are.

>I still don't even know how she came to that conclusion.
>she
It's because she wanted it to be true. Girls are the biggest gluttons for yaoi incest. Remember when they got so pushy the two redheads from Harry Potter had to address it lel

Servers and baristas work for tips so pretend to be invested in who you are, cashiers i assume go mentally numb and just start blithering after 4 hours, and women just deserve to die

why does it have be your sister? why not a girl that you're not related to?

Mom >>>>>> Aunt > Older Sister > Younger Sister > Cousin > Literal shit > Stepfamily/Non Blood related

You grew up with her now you are taller than her and manhandle her its absolutely freaking hot to see your older sister reduced to a moaning mess at your hands.

>stepsister that moves in
Literally just a stranger. Does the idea of a roommate get you hot and bothered too? Stepcest is so fucking stupid.

>we

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Nigga i just say whatever comes to mind and have fun trying to play off of anything retarded i say. Only fucking teenagers and squirmy introverts premediate everything they say in casual conversation

this wtf. having a horrible person as a sister ruined an entire genre of porn for me

All I wanted to do was beat the shit out of her when I finally got bigger than her because she used me as a punching bag the whole time beforehand.

"You should never look at your mother's boobies,no matter how big and round they are..."

Based and Mommypilled

my sister was a horrible person but incest is still my biggest fetish, although she used to mess with my junk when I was like 8 and she was 12, it was weird

fucking gross

Get to work.

Where is Grandma, daughter and granddaughter faggot?

Incest is the purest form of love unironically.

What are your thoughts on father/daughter bonding?

>incest
>genre of porn
Oh my sweet naive young man

>tfw parents would walk around the house naked while you were growing up and you'd take baths with your sister but you never developed any desire for incest
was this actually helpful or was I just lucky?

BASED

That slaps me on the knee

jesus christ

In your case you guys should change roles, there wouldn't even be anything incestuous about your new family structure.

Rank them yourself

>He doesn't have a full blown incest relationship with his younger half-sister.
Count your blessings, user. Incest is a product of childhood abuse in most cases.

>no replies
you are ALL missing out

this is classic Yea Forums buddy the others were stealth pol threads

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Westermarck_effect

>Start talking to some random dude that joined our conversation about video games or some shit
>Two hours later when I'm close to blackout and about to puke in a bucket
>>Look up and see them kiss
>very loudly say "Yo what the fuck did that guy just kiss his sister"

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based and redpilled all little girls were made to be split open by daddy's cock.

I wasn't sure if the nudity would've amplified that or diminished that.

That you Merry? You thinking about it logically?

Give me the fucking sauce right now

wow, that looks so wholesome and innocent

this looks like theres more to it....

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Little girl is what fathers call their daughters by default I dont mean lolis bro.

I SAID GIVE ME THE SAUCE YOU SON OF A BITCH

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Source me up, my man. Name of sfm artist?

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Thats not how you get a quads. Here let me try it.

>incest threads are the only Yea Forums threads woth no shitposting

Incestkino confirmed better than capeshit and gotshit

Is this actually decent? It looks semi-okay but looks like it won't have animations or sound and awful dialog.

Fuck off normalfag. Incest is wincest.

Reddit tier humor, your first post was kind of funny at least

Some of it is jealousy, but mainly because single children are autistic in their own special way and we can't help but bully.