What a time to be alive

What a time to be alive.

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ENDLESS TRASH

HAVE NO FEARS
WE'VE GOT STORIES FOR YEARS
LIKE

buy disney stock

>avatar 2, 3, 4 and 5

The fuck? I thought that was an Yea Forums meme

I bought some after the SOLO dip. It is paying off.

It never ends. You can't SOUSE the MOUSE.

star wars is getting worse with each iteration and avatar was already shit to begin with
still they will probably get a billion for each though

>FOUR (4) more 2 hour+ Avatar films


about fucking WHAT

I’m so fucking tired of media guys

>more star wars
What
The series is already experiencing a decline in sales.

Imagine how many anons will be dead before avatar 5

Imagine how many trannies will be dead before Avatar 2.

Holy shit I want to get off the Iger rollercoaster this is insane

remember all those threads about cameron taking down disney.
even though they were already building avatarland

About a million

release me

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They will all kys themselves when china takes over in -25

>avatar, just like star wars, will literally become as bad as capeshit soon
all they deserve

Avatar was always as bad as Capeshit

Wow what lazy stupid fags.

They will all be 100 million dollar efforts, with around a third of a billion return on investment level for the box office

wtf Disney owns Avatar?

No, Jimmy has legitimately spent all this time simultaneously filming four films.

Star Wars has been as bad as capeshit for years.

JIM YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO DESTROY DISNEY NOT JOIN IT

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>we are taking a break from Star Wars after Rise of Skywalker
Is this what a break looks like to Disney

YEAH DISNEY MONOPOLY ON ENTERTAINMENT. WASH MY FUCKING BRAIN AND MAKE ME A SIMPLETON RETARD.

GO BROWN PEOPLE! YAY!

Now is a pretty solid time to end it all

Source?

I only heard about Avatar 2 and 3

>WHY IS MY HOBBY BEING RAPED AND PILLAGED

it's completely fine that they were able to buy fox, there's nothing wrong with one studio being able to dominate the entire market

I still can't believe I went to see Endgame in theaters when I said I had enough after Winter Soldier.

it's not hard to find mate

You rack disciprine

This is great news for us fans who enjoy the more inclusive and diverse Star Wars by DisneyFox

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here's the full list

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I thought the next Star Wars was the last Star Wars film for awhile?

>Bob's Burgers movie
what in the living hell?

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>The series is already experiencing a decline in sales.

Even with a decline in sales it's still making mad cash.

Everyone likes to laugh at how poorly The Last Jedi performed compared to The Force Awakens but it still made over a billion dollars.

Disney should have unironically given Star Wars to James Cameron and just give him as much money and time as he wants

they got it when they bought Fox

Really should just do the finale of the sequel trilogy and just skip out on movies for awhile
Make your money back on games and tv series

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>Untitled Indiana Jones

Oh God no.

>Disney
>Avatar
oh nononnon, will they ruin it

>Disney owns Kingsman
>Disney owns X-Men
>Disney owns Marvel
>Disney owns Avatar
>Disney owns Star Wars

Am I the only one who finds it slightly disturbing that a single company owns this much shit?

We need to summon Teddy Roosevelt from beyond the grave to do some serious trustbusting, user.

this but unironically

FUCK YOU IT'S FOREVER!

Avatar is already worse than capeshit

>starbores
>CAMERONKINO
>starbores
>CAMERONKINO
>starbores
>CAMERONKINO

it gets worse, they axed the old script and hired the creator of the maudlin NBC show "This Is Us" and writer/director of the notorious trainwreck Life Itself to write a new one kek

Why did Fox sell again?

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>variety

It's called a monopoly and happens a lot more than you can comprehend

Money are you retarded?

They were planning to release them on a similar schedule to marvel
How much time was between captain marvel avengers and spider man? They're like every other month

sorry its just that i never watched any movies disney touched

welcome to capitalism. it's only going to get worse, enjoy the ride.

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I honestly think so

Capeshit is brainless entertainment. Avatar is brainless entertainment disguised as a powerful environmentalist story and hyping It as a revolution in special effects.
Imo that is worse than seeing the Hulk dabbing.

But they would be making more money with it than what they sold it for.

mainline Star Wars. they are still going to flood cinemas with side stories and their own EU

>getting people who made shitty TV drama shows to do an indy movie
What in the god damn

What

Fox's Fantastic Four has been utter shit, and most of their X-Men properties are shit as well. i'm honestly looking forward to finally see good movies of those stories made in the MCU

Stephen Lang personally genociding every goddamn xeno he can find

Neytiri being lewd hopefully

No, they bought them in good faith and the previous owners sold them voluntarily. Everyone is entitled to do whatever the fuck they want with their money, and Disney choose to buy IPs.

A monopoly in what?

>That quote out of you ass
This faggot kike was against the very notion of family. Him talking about a wife is beyond laughable.

>capeshit
>good
Fucking kek

>still hyped for star wars

go back to swallowing Mouse cum, slave

Anyone who supports disney should be enslaved

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>Stephen Lang in nu-starship troopers rip off with blood and gore meanwhile they literally steal the story of Commander Farsight from the Tau empire and smash it into the Avatar universe.
K I N O

>No Alien
Kinda mad and sad-

Go read Marx, retard. He was a faggot kike and anybody who follows the shit he preaches ends up in the gulag or doing the great leap forward. KYS commie niggerlover

ah yes the cruella backstory movie that everyone has been clamoring for

More like what a time to not be interested in movies whatsoever

>oh no loads of shit movies coming out
dude like just turn away from the screen lmao

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I am thankful, actually.

>variety
the irony is unbelievable

>No, they bought them in good faith and the previous owners sold them voluntarily. Everyone is entitled to do whatever the fuck they want with their money, and Disney choose to buy IPs.

The peformance of Star Wars and long term prospects of the brand are questionable. Lucas walked away from Disney the referred to them as "white slaveowners" before being forced walk those comments back.

Disney also owns Peanuts and Muppets - both of which where failures during the last relaunch attempts. Futhermore Marvel cannot rely on Iron Man, Captain America and Thor anymore to carry Phase IV which is led by Captain Whitewoman.

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but it's starring best Emma

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>avatar around christ day
dare I say... poetic?

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This is the best solution. I don't even watch movies. I'm just here for the memes.

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they killed it faggot

Rupert Murdoch is retiring I think

kill yourself gay cunt

i love you

>reading comprehension
fucking retard

Capeshit.
Starwars.
Cunny.
Sneed.

Long ago, the four shitposts lived together in harmony. But, everything changed when the BREEEEEE Larson's attacked. Only the baneposter, master of all 4 shitposts, could stop them. But, when the board needed him the most, he vanished.

A trillion years passed and my wife's boyfriend and I discovered the new baneposter. A sneedposter named Chuck. Although his sneedposting skills are great, he still has a lot to learn before he's ready to save anyone.

But I believe Chuck can save the board.

Chuck can do anything

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>N-NO, THE FUTURE #1 SUPERPOWER (CHINA) AND THE FASTEST GROWING RELIGION ON PLANET EARTH (ISLAM) ARE FRIENDLY TO LGBTQ+, THEY ARE OUR ALLIES

this is what they actually believe

Hope so

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>WHAT? no Hollywood masterpiece for me to be inspired by and receive all of my meaning of living from? HOW WILL I LIVE???

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Idk about that, Monty Python's Meaning of Life covers most of the basics. And there is the Hitchhikers Guide, it gives you the ultimate answer (24 or something)

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Kill yourself reddit nigger

CHUCK REBUYS THE SEED STORE

Strong argumentative retort there, not sure how rebut that, how about...
Better Red Then Dead
China is taking over, I am ready, are you? Doesn't sound like it from your rehearsed comeback.

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It's great that movies are a hollow soulless hobby now.
One less reason to put off my suicide.

>cruella de ville gets a dindu nuffin movie
What's next, Ursula with Divine doing mocap

Nice. I don't even watch star wars but I always buy 10 tickets just to piss /pol/ off.

There's a new Mulan?

>finally see good movies of those stories made in the MCU
Hahahaha

STAR WARS?
VERY COOL

Movies have always been that way, it is a business so out goes morality. But there is always gems in the pill of gut rotting stones that the business pumps out. Lucky we get so many movies now that gems are more and more common.

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>implying an avatar sequel will ever come out
It has literally been 10 years and there aren't even any leaks.

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>Nice. I don't even watch star wars but I always buy 10 tickets just to piss /pol/ off.

You should donate those tickets to POC that way your movie theater will be culturally enriched while you are being culturally enriched via the movie screen.

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>more Kingsman
WTF I unironically love Disney now

>China
>able to continue the gains
>not collapsing in on itself

letrally animals

The company's gross profitability was lower than the corporate structure desired, so instead of reinvesting, they liquified to pay down debt and reinvest in more profitable branches.
Corporate finance isn't that difficult, its just labyrinthian in its motives.

what the fuck is wrong with niggers

>It is paying off
Bullshit, unless you sold it since their dividends fucking suck. You're a decade too late on getting a good deal unless you intent to sell.

Strong growing market with a lot of disposable income
Strong political and economical ties
Strong governance, weither you agree with commies or not, its truly strong
A larger 1%'ers with not only larger stores of monies and lands, but also an ever increasing storage of gold

>Everyone likes to laugh at how poorly The Last Jedi performed compared to The Force Awakens but it still made over a billion dollars.
Problem is the 200 million budget and 300+ million marketing. Though in fairness the real loss with Star Wars is the fact the money they spent buying it and making Star Wars stuff would have had better returns if they'd kept it in the bank.

Deadline Hollywood calculated the net profit of the film to be $417.5 million, when factoring together all expenses and revenues, making it the most profitable release of 2017.[2]

Hey chink, FREE TIBET

>when the polar opposites have a battle

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Thats complete garbage though

>Deadline Hollywood
May as well have linked Buzzfeed

以热爱祖国为荣 以危害祖国为耻
Honor to those who love the motherland, and shame on those who harm the motherland.
以服务人民为荣 以背离人民为耻
Honor to those who serve the people, and shame on those who betray the people.
以崇尚科学为荣 以愚昧无知为耻
Honor to those who quest for science, and shame on those who refuse to be educated.
以辛勤劳动为荣 以好逸恶劳为耻
Honor to those who are hardworking, and shame on those who indulge in comfort and hate work.
以团结互助为荣 以损人利己为耻
Honor to those who help each other, and shame on those who seek gains at the expense of others.
以诚实守信为荣 以见利忘义为耻
Honor to those who are trustworthy, and shame on those who trade integrity for profits.
以遵纪守法为荣 以违法乱纪为耻
Honor to those who abide by law and discipline, and shame on those who break laws and discipline.
以艰苦奋斗为荣 以骄奢淫逸为耻
Honor to those who uphold plain living and hard struggle, and shame on those who wallow in extravagance and pleasures.

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Sure, Free Tubbs, didn't know he was in any trouble

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don't fall for these jewish tricks
buy the stock

oh boy, 417.5 million net from a 500 million project, how does that factor in with the billions they spent on getting the IP in the first place?

based
extra based

MIGHT AS WELL HAVE LINKED CHUCKSNEED

live action version

yeah, if you intend to sell when the Disney+ hype roles in. Or don't mind dividends that are lower then most mutual fund returns.

>DIVERSITY SLAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

Avatar sucks

NO ONE GIVES A FUCK ABOUT AVATAR ANYMORE
NO ONE GIVES A FUCK ABOUT STAR WARS ANYMORE

Is that just blue dick or are them non-bias to race, will any dick do?

Disney in 2029: Fuck everything, we're doing a Star Wars/Avatar crossover movie.

listening to this while reading it
youtube.com/watch?v=4mNZAZgXYJo

I really hope that Cruella movie isn't some she dindu nuffin reimagining.

WOW I"M CRYING OF JOY OMG OMG OMG

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Absolutely fucking based. It annoys me to no end how capeshitters and fags keep talking shit about Cameron. This fucking legend is going all out.

Based

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Disney set Notre Dame on fire to signify this is their era of global hegemoney.

I've been waiting for Avatar for so long and they still demand I wait longer.

I believe in James Cameron. I'll wait as long as it takes.

>there are anons who will die before the new Avatar films

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I feel the need to at least occasionally go to the theaters for these to justify staying here. Without doing so it just turns into meme-fueled fucking clownworld shit and I'm not ready for the honkpill

>There are anons who will live just to see the new Avatar films

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When China takes over are they just going to start banning Western religion? We already can't have Christianity playing a major role in blockbusters anymore because of these cunts.

>blueshit
>starshit
>blueshit
>starshit
>blueshit
>starshit
>blueshit

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christianity isn't banned in china

Natalie and Sue will be okay though r-right

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The Avatar ride at Disney World is quite literally their best ride and the future of amusement park "rides"

The technology for these movies will pave the way they do these theme parks.

SNEED IS A ROBOT

Close, it really was caused by a battle between a lone Avatar and Darth Vader. The Avatar tried to protect the building, gave its life in doing so, but that Darth is a real bastard and burnt the place anyways

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True and neither is Islam, wonder how the UN Red Block will last

its' funny cause people were expecting avatar to dethrone disney

Not officially but it's just a hollow proxy for Nationalism propaganda like all religion in China is. Religious officials who even mildly imply criticism of Communism or the State disappear.

I really fucking hope Japan starts raising its military again because god fucking knows we need extra allies if China decides to get militant.

In a way. They are literally closing churches and reopening them as xi jinping Approved Chinese Christianity - No Jesus included.

>he wants the U.S to win

Japan already has been raising their military budget

China is a compact nation, full out war is a bad idea for them (one nuke and tenth of the population is gone). But they have other ways to conquer, and they seem to been planning and executing for a long time. I don't mind though, Chinese chics are hot too!

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Disney thinks sci-fi is the new capeshit.

cool, not watching any of those

This is obviously the opposite of true.

Highest grossing films of 1980s:
ET, Return of the Jedi, The Empire Strikes Back, Batman, Ghostbusters, Beverly Hills Cop and all three Indiana Jones movies

Highest grossing films of the 2010s:
The Force Awakens, Jurassic World, Furious Seven, Black Panther, Frozen, The Last Jedi, Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, Beauty and the Beast (live action) and all four Avengers movies.

Who wins?

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China's main problem with going to war is if they fight against America their economy will be totally ruined, but America wouldn't feel the same pain from cutting off trade with China. They're too reliant on trade with Western countries to wage wars against them.

What would it take to utterly destroy China's new wealth?

Your comparison is strong, and I agree blockbusters of now are more tv quality story making. So the gems look different now, how about this movie?

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Here is proof china's economy is up too any task

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>more fucking Soi Wars 3 years from now

More like crying of so-y

A bunch of factories that no longer have (comparatively) wealthy American customers would crater China's GDP. That would also put a lot of lower class Chinese out of work and though a lot of them would get conscripted, large amounts of unemployed poor people tend to cause civil disorder. On the flip side, no more trade with China would mean clothes and electronics and many other things would be more expensive for Americans but it would also bring a lot of manufacturing back to the US which would be an improvement for the American economy in the long run.

We need a movie crash, how is this shit allowed

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Also they have well diverse trade agreements. Look how they just mess with Canada over hwawei. That didn't seem to hurt China's economy in the slightest. I should look for a Chinese wife now.

Casinos, no joke

There are people who really care about avatar... wow

A war between China and America will be a world war, which means America's allies (such as the leafs) are also no longer trading with China.

>Marx bad the glowy box told me so qe live in the best of all possible worlds with no possibility of improvement don't question just consume eat from the trough at which we are fed

Sounds like the Karl Marx way, give it a try, sometimes works, sometimes doesn't

Isn't Christianity growing in China rapidly?

I don't think those jobs are ever coming back. Even if they did, we got robots and shit now.

SNEED AND FEED 2: MARK OF THE SEED

I could understand your wrath for söy wars, but Ávátär?

>Stephen Lang
who

how long until Disney unironically runs their own theaters to distribute their own movies?

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"no"

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Its never going to end, is it

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avatar was always trash and the 3D meme it brought with it was never anything but annoying as fuck.

Isn't this thread call "What a time to be alive"?
I guess so, its better than the years of the plague or slavery under Roman rule. Dental benefits seem better and women look like this.
Damn it, What a time to be alive!

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the 15 remaining avatar fans are going to have a blast this decade. i hope the tetris movie trilogy doesn't ruin their profits.

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not cameron's fault must others in hollywood are leeching idiots

Is this gonna be the return of that annoying avatar tripfag that I forgot the name of?

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A decline in sales is still a free billion dollar payday, it's obvious that Disney is going to give the unwashed masses about 2 and a half years to have the entire sequel trilogy wiped from their memory before they try again, only this time Rey is what Luke should have been

>he doesnt like soiwars

>Capeshit is in a better position than both of these franchises
Based

In their defense, a Cruella Deville backstory is like catnip to the Disney Mom crowd, they already know the name and they get a bunch of fashion drama shit that they can YASS QUEEN at
If Maleficent can make over $750 Million then this seems like an easy paycheck if the film is at least adequate

You can't deny that even the worst MCU movie is better than the last two Fantastic Four films

but it is his fault that he made a shitty movie

you have
shit taste

Niggers are cringy.

fpbp

Boy you still gonna be getting new soi wars movies when you're 80

That used to happen in the 1920s and there was literally a supreme court case making it illegal
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_States_v._Paramount_Pictures,_Inc.

The mouse need to be killed.

I have a question, does Avatar being delayed is because Disney went to look how it was going and decided they wanted to Cameron to change shit?
I don't know if Cameron itself decided to do so or if it's Disney dealing with their new adquired stuff

dunno satan, just hope it's eyegasming

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Like hard core Thundercats

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