New card, what do you think?

looks like shit, bateman

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I need to return some digits

how many vps does a company need?

Impressive, very nice. But check this

Company where I work has eight. Two of them has "first" before position name.

I still think Paul had the best one. Batemans beveling is nice, but the font is too small in some areas and the beveling makes it mildly illegible as a result. The eggshell texture on David and Timothy's cards are really an eyesore.

Do you like Huey Lewis and the News?

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Is it intentional that acquisitions is misspelled?

OP cursed the thread

IIRC They're investment bankers, it's a common practice to make people higher ranks than actually are.

Yeah. Makes your customers think they're more important if they get to talk to a VP

Just turn your brain off bro

no i didn't

Then where... are the FUCKING.... DUBS?!?

You spelled acquisitions wrong retard!

you need a reservation at dorsia

I've got one for 5:55

>dinner before 7:30pm
Hi grandpa

Hope it wasn't printed by the boys on wall street if you know what i mean.

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why are so many numbers uneven on his card only?

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the paul guy have a better card tobehonest

They’re all the same, even the flaws.

Nice numbers

Check these

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Real talk, Paul Allen's really does objectively look the best. It's so simple, smooth and clean. Perfect blend of aesthetic.

Bryce's is better than Patrick's.

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why is he complimenting his own card?

That's nothing bateman.

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Allen >Bateman >Bryce >Van Patten

>40 posts and still nothing
guess we can say you're all single

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lmao @ u

Nice dubs, senpai.

If my digits repeat, you will finally have sex.
If not, you will get Giga AIDS and die a pozzed incel.

nice :)

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YOU PIECE OF SHIT. YOU CURSED THIS THREAD

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Patten's is the best and you fucking know it you shithead Bryce shills

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David’s is objectively the best.

>easily the worst font and color picks
>best
His texture game is strong, but it doesn't make up for the rest of that garbage.

I think the beveling of the text on Patrick's card is very nice and the simple backround works, but the font it too small.
Paul's card on the other hand is missing that little bit of something, like the beveling on Patrick's card.
Bryce's and Van Patten's card suck though because i don't like the backround on them.

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sneed

Dubs and I kms

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It was all in his head.

how much does a good card like that cost?

Formerly Paul Allen's

God wants you to live.

finally

77 cents, it seems.

I prefer the Romalian type on eggshell.

YOU BROKE THE CURSE
HUZZAH

Depends on paper, thickness, if its etched or lasered etc.

Timothy Bryce is the flawless and the texture would make it memorable in hand. Honestly don't know what the fuck Paul Allen was playing at with the full stops for number spacing. What a retard.

>Company has 4 VPs
>only has 1 phone number and fax

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Patrick's numbers make me want to vomit why the fuck did he ever feel smug about that

Trips and my crush becomes my girlfriend.

She's mine.

Based dubschad beating out the virgin singlet.

numbers are hideous, the writing is off-center and slightly crooked downwards

If this film made me want to be an investment banker, am I a sociopath?

No. If it made you want to kill whores and hobos, maybe but probably also no.

What was thier fucking problem/tv/

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Paul Allen literally has the best card. Bryce if you're feeling playful.

How come they all have the same phone number?

LMAO I LIKE HOW EVERYONES A VP OF SOMETHING, THEY HAND THAT SHIT OUT LIKE YUPPY CANDY

MURDERS AND EXECUTIONS ISN'T FAR OFF FROM ACTUAL M&A

GREED IS GOOD!

I'm on the verge of tears by the time we arrive at Yea Forums, since i'm positive we won't have a decent thread. But we do and relief washes over me in an awesome way.

Paul Allen's stock with Timothy Bryce's font would be fantastic (assuming "Vice President" and "Mergers and Aquisitions" were put into the all-caps and "Aquisitions" was spelled correctly)

Serifs have no place on a business card

It goes to a company wide hub and the secretary patches it through to the proper channel.
Of course they have an extension but it isn't necesary to give out freely for that type of business.

I can't believe Bryce prefers Van Patten's card to mine

If dubs we will be friends forever, Yea Forums

Because they're all soulless yuppies, all the same, just like npcs

I love memeing with you guys, but we all unironically agree that Paul Allen's card is the absolute best, right? Bryce's is second, Van Patten and Bateman tied for a distant third.