I want a fookin castle

>will appear out of no where when Jamie is about to get killed

but they were obviously friends, even despite the whole cutthroat persona they were still friends. same with tyrion even though he begrudgingly declined his plea to fight as his champion against the mountain, because in the end he does value his life after all, but he was obviously not glad to see his friend tyrion about to die
fucking consistency how does it work?

>fan favourite
who thinks like that? he should have died in season 7. I know he'll end up being a high lord. there is no lord in highgarden, so he'll end up being lord of the reach.

Why the Lannister brothers don't ask Arya to kill Bronn?

oh shit I forgot about that scene. The scene truly solidifed tyrion and bronns friendship, bronn seemed so sorry to decline tyrions offer to fight the mountain and parted as friends. Now he's barging in swinging a crossbow around demanding shit. I expected a showdown but then bronn realising what a cunt he's been then drinking with his friends. Could have thrown pod in there too. Fuck sake.

>among the casuals
>he’s unironically proud of being anything other than a casual viewer of this shitshow
Cringed hard

So what exactly is his plan now?

It really is just bad writing. Fact is that Bronn is basically a Lannister's bitch and without them he is literally nothing. Not only does it nullify the whole friendship Tyrion/Jaime build up with him but he also fucks over Cersei basically and threatens to kill Tyrion and/or Jaime for the richest province in the entire Seven Kingdoms which is a completely unreasonable stupid demand.

Bronn however has no friends, family or even hired henchmen so Tyrion/Jaime/Daenerys/Cersei can simply kill him at any point and nobody would do a thing. And considering he isn't exactly dependable there's no reason why anyone would even give him a bucket of dirt, much less an entire province.

Literally anyone could have written a better last season... Why can't we just have kino

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cringe

>and he still only cares about becoming a lord with a castle? Where's the fucking character development? Piece of shit HBO.
Him threatening them for it makes even less sense. He's a trusted friend of the Hand of the Queen, and there are so many empty castles now with noble houses dying left and right. Cersei already paid him a shitload of gold, why not politely ask Tyrion for some semi-important castle that's vacant since the house owning it has been wiped out (Horn Hill, for example)? If Dany wins, Bronn gets the castle. If Cersei wins, Bronn still has the gold and can do whatever he wants.

Why don't they ask for the help of anyone to kill Bronn

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Bronn fans should be euthanized at this point. Too dumb to live.

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>When you can't tell something is a joke

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book bronn is peak /ourguy/

Watch as they actually fucking do it and just leave him alive at the end. This show is like a fucking cartoon at this point.

>book bronn names his firstborn Tyrion to piss off cersei
>d&d made bronn point a crossbow at tyrion and threaten him
why wtf

It was a shit scene but I think you're missing the point. He did spare their lives by not just killing them and is trying to play the tough guy act to keep up his persona.

Dabid plz go.

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My guess is exactly this will happen during the battle of Kings Landing. He will show his loyalty towards Tyrion

>it's retarded on purpose
at this point I believe it

its just lazy writing and just more dumb meme characterization like they do with tormund

what retard would trust cersei, especially when everything he has has been because of the two brothers

Jaime took it away from him when they went to Dorne, and said he would get a better wife and castle if he did his job.
He never did, hence his irritation with the Lannisters who always keep their debts constantly reneging on his wife and castle

if he went in 100% friendly they wouldnt take him seriously. then no castle. teleporting from fucking whores in kings landing to the ass end of the north pissed him off.

Because he is their friend that they fucked over and are probably content to give him the castle

Why doesn't he crossbow one of them from an elevated position?
>on the rooooooooooooooof

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>teleports to winterfell
>walks past thousands of troops and into the hand of the queens room with a crossbow
>punches hotq in the face
>gibme castle or i kill you
>o-ok
>walks back out past thousands of troops

Xena warrior princess had more realistic political dynamics

Because Dabid forgot about all the friendships he established previous seasons, except for Sansa and Theon who for some reason became extremely close. Jon and Tyrion were close friends yet it's Varys that backstabs Dany for him for example.

>Sansa and Theon who for some reason became extremely close
He was the one that helped her escape Ramsay along with Brienne

This was clearly Bronns last ever scene, there have been loads of them this season. It's the same with Tormund an Ghost. "Whelp, guess I'll be going now, see youse all on the flip ship etc" It's just tying up loose ends in a cheap and easy way. We are gonna get 7-10 more of these scenes before the end.

>This was clearly Bronns last ever scene
Sad if true

Bronn turning soft wouldve been fanservice. Hes only interesting as a character because hes a sellsword along for the ride, rising up the ladder with his skill and connections. Basically the tony montana of GoT

if your first question is why Bronn's character is seemingly inconsistent and not
>why does Dany's hand not have like 8 unsullied in his shadow at all times?
you've successfully been made dumber by the show

Why did Bronn even believe that Tyrion has the power to just hand over Highgarden just like it ain't no thing?

Lannisters always bay their depths, or something like that

What I wonder is why he threatened them with a crossbow since signatures and concessions given under duress are null and void

>Lannisters always bay their depths, or something like that
Why would he believe this since he's still getting constantly cucked out of what he's "owed"

yeah but if Cersei loses then the Lanisters won't have any power to do shit anymore. Jamie and Tyrion won't be able to just give some literal who his own fucking realm to lord over. Dany and/or Jon would never allow it, and Bronn has to know that, he's not that fucking stupid.

not his son

Doesn't he have those in the show too? I haven't seen season 7 and this one but I swear to god I remember a scene in the countryside near Bronn's castle.

is Got just an anime for normalfags?