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MY NAME IS STANNIS
SON OF STANNIS

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Euron

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For Norf!

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'ate suvverners
'ate wildin's
'ate lannisters
'ate tergeryuns
'ate uvvers
'ate t'seven
'ate t'lord of light
'ate freys
'ate ironborn

Luv are Ned
Luv me wall (are Bran knocked it up in three week cash in 'and like but dont tell taxman about it catch me drift)
Luv t'old gods
Luv direwolves
Luv are king in t'norf

Simple as

CERSEI LANNISTER, WE HAVE COME TO TAKE THE THRONE. BEND THE KNEE OR DIE.

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first for viserys

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>tfw seasons 1-4
>tfw seasons 5-8

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>YFW JON KILLS DANY

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Does she have some points?

Discuss.

How mad do you think GURM is now that nobody likes his show, but everyone loves the LOTR movies?

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>*pumped up kicks starts playing*

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Add dead Tywin and you made it perfect.

>/OURGUY/

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Books
>Dareon, one of Jons friends on the wall is entrusted with the task to escorting Sam, Gilly and Maester Aemon to the Citadel
>Threy arrive in Braavos and, after surviving the dead at the fist of the first men and wildling assault on castle black and now Maester Aemon falling so ill that they cannot continue until he dies or recovers, Dareon decides he's seen enough shit and deserts the Nights Watch telling Sam and Gilly to go away while he spends the money they have drinking and whoring
>This is where he has a chance encounter with a psychopathic Arya, who upon seeing he is a Nights Watch deserter, decides to murder him in a dark ally in a brutal way out of a sense of twisted justice, the reader is not supposed to think this is a good moment for Arya.

Show
>TOO OLD TOO OLD TOO OLD I LIKE FUCKING LITTLE GIRLS AHHHHHHHH MY EYES
>VALAR MORGULIZ!
>YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS QUEEEN

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Hug your doggo today, you may not see him ever again tomorrow.

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nth for Ashara

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put jaime in there

>“The bleeding star bespoke the end,” he said to Aeron. “These are the last days, when the world shall be broken and remade. A new god shall be born from the graves and charnel pits.” Then Euron lifted a great horn to his lips and blew, and dragons and krakens and sphinxes came at his command and bowed before him. “Kneel, brother,” the Crow’s Eye commanded. “I am your king, I am your god. Worship me, and I will raise you up to be my priest.”

>“Never. No godless man may sit the Seastone Chair!”

>“Why would I want that hard black rock? Brother, look again and see where I am seated.”

>Aeron Damphair looked. The mound of skulls was gone. Now it was metal underneath the Crow’s Eye: a great, tall, twisted seat of razor sharp iron, barbs and blades and broken swords, all dripping blood.

>Impaled upon the longer spikes were the bodies of the gods. The Maiden was there and the Father and the Mother, the Warrior and Crone and Smith … even the Stranger. They hung side by side with all manner of queer foreign gods: the Great Shepherd and the Black Goat, three-headed Trios and the Pale Child Bakkalon, the Lord of Light and the butterfly god of Naath.

>And there, swollen and green, half-devoured by crabs, the Drowned God festered with the rest, seawater still dripping from his hair. Then, Euron Crow’s Eye laughed again

>He saw the longships of the Ironborn adrift and burning on a boiling blood-red sea. He saw his brother on the Iron Throne again, but Euron was no longer human. He seemed more squid than man, a monster fathered by a kraken of the deep, his face a mass of writhing tentacles. Beside him stood a shadow in woman’s form, long and tall and terrible, her hands alive with pale white fire. Dwarves capered for their amusement, male and female, naked and misshapen, locked in carnal embrace, biting and tearing at each other as Euron and his mate laughed and laughed and laughed

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>mfw yara assembles 50 of the strongest ironborn to save theon but they're chased away by a shirtless ramsay with a few dogs

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I'm honestly surprised d&d didn't do a scene where sansa brings the hound CHICKENS. They probably already forgot about that meme

I SHUPPOSSE SHANSHA IS OFF THE TABLE ASH WELL

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we looked for you in the catalog

needs Theon and Barristan, with Bran watching

LET GOD SORT THEM OUT.

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>All the strong independent women die
>The rulers are all white men

What did D&D - Produced by HBO mean by this?

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Drew this after work while listening to
youtu.be/KxNGMvNIvP8
on a loop for an hour.

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*CHOKES* AHHHRGGH *COUGH COUGH*

RRRAAAGGGHHHH *COUGH COUGH COOUUUGHH* FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUCKKK ARRGH

HHHHHHH *HEAVES* UNNNGGHHHHH *VOMITS*

*VOMITS PROFUSELY AGAIN*

EEEEEEEEUUUUUUGGGGHHH *CHOKES* AHH *SPITS UP BLOOD*

FFFFUUUCCCKK AARRGGHHH *SHITS PANTS*

AAAA FUCK H-HELP *COUGH COUGH*

*COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGHHH** HOLY S-S-SHIT FUU *BURP*

ARRGGHH

FFHHH *HEAVES* *HEAVES HARDER*

*PROJECTILE VOMITS*

GOD H-HELP ME...K-I...KILL M-MMEEEEE *SHITS PANTS*

ARRRGGGH HHHHUUUUUHHH FFFFUUUUUUUUUUU *STARTS CRYING


*STARTS CHOKING* H-HELP M-ME TYR- *VOMITS AGAIN*

AARRGGH HUUUHH HUUUHH HUUUH *HEAVY BREATHING*

I'M BEG
*BURRRRRPPPPPSS*

T-T-TY..TYRION... *COUGH COUGH*...HE-HELP M....ME *SHITS*

ARRRGHHH... HEEEEEHH....HEEEEEH..... *STARTS BLEEDING FROM NOSE AND EYES*

GARRRGHHH.....TYR-...TYRION....*CHOKES*
ARRUGH...SAVE ME.... *DIES*

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Imagine being Theon Greyjoy in the Godswood and having to be all like "damn, Arya, you're right on fuckin' time, all cool with your agile body and horrific goblin face. I would totally buy time for you with my death, against both the White Walkers and the wights." when all you really want to do is kill another wight with your trusted spear. Like seriously, imagine having to be Theon and not only lie on the ground while Arya Stark flaunts her Valyrian Steel dagger in front of you, the horrible lighting barely concealing her short legs and potato face, and just lie there, painful breath after painful breath, while she perfected that jump. Not only having to tolerate her terrible rescue attempt but her haughty attitude as everyone in the battle tells her she's STILL GOT IT and DAMN, ARYA STARK FIGHTS LIKE THAT?? because they're not the ones who have to lie there and bleed out as her mannish fucking gremlin face contort into types of grimaces you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been killing nothing but a large number of monsters and wights and later alleged Night Kings for your ENTIRE EVENING coming straight out of the snows in Winterfell. You've never even seen anything this fucking retarded before, and now you swear you can taste the blood that's breaking out on her potato face as she tries to point the dagger at the Night King, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to lie there and bleed out as you revel in her "technique (for that's what she thinks she shows)", the technique she got so good at while washing bodies and mopping floors in Braavos. And then Arya drops the dagger into her other hand, and you know you could get up and kill every single White Walker in these woods before the wights could put you down, but you lie there and bleed out, because you're fucking Theon Greyjoy. You're not going to lose your place by the Drowned God over this. Just stay down. Hide your face and stay down.

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>*saves your show*

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*steals from the sopranos*
youtube.com/watch?v=5yuAK8gFN3g

>hundreds will die
>...thousands
STANNIS GOOD HERO!!!!"

>dany killing traitors and burning Red keep
MAD QUEN!!!!!!!!!!

the absolute state of Yea Forums retards

So unless every single Dothraki is killed, Jon's a dead man. Every Dothraki was made a bloodrider by Dany, which means since Jon kills her, every single one of those guys is honor bound to kill Jon then kill themselves to join Dany in the Night Lands

where's me fooking kingdom

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Last in Waifu

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this meme has gone too far already

They were following George's spark notes, but they accidentally missed out on all the nuance and misunderstood the message so now feminists are going to want their heads.

it's funny but don't overdo it guys

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Euron? Sure. Cersei is boring as hell.

>those focus shots on varys
Why is the director treating this like the first time Varys is seeing Jon or learning about his reputation?

>quoting show stannis
fuck off showfag

What will be his tax policy, once he sits on the Iron Throne?

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Why the fuck is there zero cover for those manning those ballistas?

>the peasants are so loud
>my feet hurt
>no one appreciates me
>I wish I was south killing Cerci
>tfw no qt subservient bf

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"where's my niece and nephew?"
"let's go murder them"
actual lines from the show.

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that scene where tyrion and jaime were laughing at her was fucking bizarre

nth for Stannis

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That episode was written by GRRM.

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>D&D love Lena looking smug so much that they no longer bother giving her any dialogue

those are stannis' troops

the smallfolk are not dany's troops and she'd be doing huge material damage as well

This is art, fantastic

We shall call her Lionsbane.

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based

They Who Bore The Sword
The return of House Blackfyre

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ERRRRAAHHH

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dany is so cute now

Thank goodness those white walkers were gotten rid off. I'm so happy to finally getting back to the game of thrones!

Is Euron/Damphair the biggest RENT FREE in the series?

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he will get btfo by yara and riverlands will be ruled by iron niggers

based tripod

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/our girl/

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needs Euron

are these spoilers confirmed real or not?

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Nah Cersei has Tyrion living in her head 24/7 when he's not even on the same continent

so whatever happened to jeyne poole in the show

Are those scars where the waif stabbed her?

>be Khal Drogo
>die of a scratch
>be Dothraki horde
>raped by eunuchs who you massively outnumber
>be Dothraki with flaming swords
>wrecked by extremely flammable zombies
yeah Jon must be quaking in his boots

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I'm really hoping Captain "Strickland" over here turns around and says he's Aegon Targaryen, just to really shit up the last episode.

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Based Quasimodo

>>>>>>>>>Homeless Harry already dropped

>Theon puts his dick in literally any girl
>Loses his cock

>Cersei lets literally any man put their dicks in her
>Made to walk through the capital naked

You can tell GRRM has been an incel for most of his life by the fact that he cruelly punishes the promiscuous Chads and Stacies of his stories

Big Pod cannot be halted

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>varys standing right there awkwardly "oh oh trouble in paradise"

holy fucking shit this is saturday morning cartoon writing.

THE REAL AZOR AHAI

They are 100% until now, so pretty much confirmed

How can anyone unironically like dany, please answer

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Besides Bronn this episode was link, the only episode with grey morality writing since Season 4.

BASED

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they're just all out there

*COUGH*

KEK

I don't see Tyrion's dick falling off

I have been so sad about her this whole week since we learned about the spoilers. It's so weird. I've even cried a couple of times. And I guess that is nice to know that even with how frustrated I've gotten with this narrative, I still feel really strongly about it, and about her and a few other characters.

I've been thinking a lot about the fact that Dany worked so hard to be more than the mad king's daughter, to be more than the beggar king's sister, to be more than that powerless little girl dreaming of a house with a red door but knowing she'll never have it that she is in your picture. All those names she has, she earned them. The Breaker of Chains. The Unburnt. And now all she'll be remembered is as "another mad Targaryen." That's the tragedy.

No character has ascended to the heights that she did. To bring dragons back into the world after they'd been gone for years. To ride dragons. To free thousands of slaves. To change the way the Dothraki do things. To be Aegon with teats, with all the messiness that implies given her ruthlessness and capacity for violence even while she was trying to realise these almost impossible ideals. And so it makes her fall from grace really impactful. It makes the perversion of all these things she fought for really powerful. And if she does really go full mad and slaughtering innocents, that will be just horrifying, because she set out to protect those kinds of people. To make sure anyone who would hurt the innocents, the broken things, would die for it - and to see her become that person... it's sad as fuck.

Even if I have complaints about the writing choices, I have to say, I'm glad that it's working. That I still have capacity to feel.

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>worshipping a chav slag.
yikes.

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>hound does the chopping
Garbage.

>the Hound does the chopping
how could you fuck that up

Yes

Trying not to laugh at these fucking Varys edits while I'm supposed to be working

yes, they are

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just want him back lads

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Requesting the S1 Mountain opening his helmet but with Varys

SLAGGED.COM

So has dany done literally anything to “break the wheel” in this entire show?

HEY GUYS
VARYS IS A EUNUCH
GUYS GUYS
HE HAS NO DICK
VARYS HAS NO DICK
HE'S A EUNUCH
YOU GUYS

based cersei dabbing on danyfags

QUEEN IN DA NORF

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Let's go kill my niece and nephew xD

the real iron throne was the frens we made

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She is cute!

*hits pipe*

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H___ s__

Her neck to chin area is unfortunate.

just so you know there were spoilers before that confirmed major shit like arya killing night kang but also had stuff that never happened. d&d might have changed some things. it's not 100%, but it's more than 70%.

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who? cersei?

My encounter with a big guy's fingering didn't go well.

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I've been seeing a lot of people in youtube comments saying that season 6 was great. Why? It was full of the same stupid shit that plagued season 7. Characters teleport across Westeros, people are killed off instantly simply to wrap up a storyline, there's the infamous Arya chase scene. Even Battle of the Bastards was all spectacle and no sense or substance. Did the Starks reclaiming Winterfell and Daenerys heading to Westeros wipe people's memories of all of the stupid shit that happened that season?

she is absurdly beautiful, no idea why they decide to ugly her down so much in the show

I love how he wears his crown at a rakish angle

legitimately thought it was Brienne for a second

Is she?

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I want to know how many outtakes there are of the thing just falling off

Too clever for the show. He will say he's Daemon IV Blackfyre.

they did?

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>told you not to bite

For me, it's Qyburn

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dumb phoneposter
DUDE BATTLE OF THE BASTARDS LMAO is why they think it is good, despite it being one of the worse battles in the show

I guess white liberals see themselves in her character. As the white savior that saves all brown people from oppression and makes sassy remsaks about patriarchy on occasions.

Guy Pearce is taking this 24/7 and here I am touching myself to the thought of it.

Gay

>8 seasons of winter is coming
>it's not that bad actually

Last of those things shouldn't count since it's just D&D OC to weaken Dany's troops to drive her closer to the edge. And Jon doesn't fight with ashield or in a phalanx and his armor is shit

>Well this was fucking stupid but surely they won't do anything worse
Probably me before season 5 started.

I want to protect her

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The Night Queen

I don't watch this show, can you explain?

>can't beat your inbred dragonfucker genetics
are DND racist?

people love stating that the season they started watching at is the last good one

That would have sounded too normal. Let's make it
>Let's murder them.

>when you have no friends at the party

I presume varys' death has properly leaked?

link?

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why is she excited to see icicles

*remarks
fuck

Astounding that bronn can reload that thing while sitting in less than 2 seconds. Wonder why we don't see more crossbows in the show in actual use, when even an ornamental hunting crossbow is so neat.

Please post Ghost shooting down Rhaegal

>2019 i am forgotten

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user, the starks have been saying that a lot longer than 8 years

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Smartest man in Westeros by far. He’d probably usher in the industrial revolution given enough time

it's the mountain, the hound's brother.

>THE GOBLIN USED TELEPORTATION
>IT'S SUPER EFFECTIVE!

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Season 6 was garbage. I dropped the show immediately after the "Hold the door!" retardation. Didn't watch the rest of the season nor the entirety of season 7. Am watching season 8 just to shitpost.

She used to have a nice moral grey quality. She would do great things like free slaves, but then she'd burn any challenge to her authority on the other end. There was enough evidence for people who wanted to call her mad, and enough evidence for people who wanted to call her great.

Now she's just butthurt and gonna wreck everything because the show can't handle complexity beyond dick jokes.

Why does it look like a hot summer day at King's Landing? Isn't it fucking winter? They made such a huge deal out of it god fuck it I can't even post Varys throwing up because it's already been posted ITT

naw, nobody saved your shitty attempt at OC

you are going to have to post it yourself then samefag reply about how based it is

Jon/Sansa scenes and the North in general was as close to a kino palette cleanser from S5 as there could be. Cersei and the High Sparrow story was also pretty kino. Everything else was trash.

>fuckin flower house

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>and his armor is shit
His plot armour is lore-shatteringly insane though.

d&d finally made an episode hated by queens and incels alike
bravo dabid

candid drug deal in the background

>mfw D&D asspull and have Gendry make Drogon Valyrian steel armor next episode
>mfw King's Landing is blown the fuck out next episode
>mfw the Iron fleet is, too
>mfw the Golden Company switches sides

Too bad Jaime is going to travel weeks from Winterfell to King's Landing, just to die with Cersei.

CLAIMED

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>british genetics

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A sign of a better time. I legit miss this pissy little shit.

NI

i mean, BLEUGH

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RAILGUNS DABID

>Brienne somehow is embarrassed about being a virgin when she is an daughter from a noble house.
You were expected to be a virgin back then. I’m not saying it’s bad that she ends up having sex with Jamie, but for a lady in a medieval setting to not be completely forthcoming and proud of their virginity is stupid in the setting.

tranny here.. i loved it. best episode of the season

Because she was right. Should've burned the Red Keep and Cersei with it as soon as she got to Westeros. Instead she listened to Tyrion and Jon time and time again snd suffered a death by a thousand cuts as she lost everything and gained nothing but treason and doubt from her advisers and the continued hate and unacceptance of the North and Jon's family

Hold the door will be in the books too. Only major deviation will be that Stannis won’t burn his daughter and will take over the main character role after Jon stays dead

It is the Mountain who does it. The Hound is his brother and he doesn't have any reason to kill Missandei.

Winter ended with the NK.

>gendry had to call this beautiful
he should be the next joker

youtube.com/watch?v=F4dE4_CeavY

Dany is a retard Mary Sue, having her turn evil and lose would be the only way to redeem this stupid character.

>Frens
>Far Right Ethno-Nationalists

back to your containment board you dog whistling fuck

*AHEM*

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I dont think she's embarrassed about being a virgin, she's just an awkward fuck and doesnt like talking about that sort of thing.

>youtube.com/watch?v=cp5S40Wv200
>3 minutes in
>they clap when Varys tells Tryrion he is for the common people
>10 seconds later they realize they are talking about betraying and removing Dany from the throne and get sad
lmao, looks like feminism virtue signalling got in the way of commie conditioning
these people are literally just programmed to react to buzzword phrases

Why lie when you are no good at it?

You know this is probably correct but it would be nice if they at least talked about it.

Anyone have the old Ros posting close up face?

>Hold the door will be in the books too.
Doesn't make it any less retarded.

brienne will drop jaime and still go kill stannis

melly will still burn shireen to resurrect jon

Dumb retard

Isn't this the show that gave Starbucks free advertisement?

watching that scene in the last episode with sansa and the hound made me wonder something:
why the hell did they remove their entire relationship from the show? that shit was like the best part of her chapters.

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DABID GET THE CRAYONS

For me, it's Ser Clayton Suggs

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PERFECTLY SPHERICAL

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Dope. When does Ulfrich pledge fealty?

subtle addition

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NIGGER! FEET LOVING NIGGER!

can someone gas this place already

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But she goes out of her way not to be a lady and be treated like a lad.

GRAYJOY FLEETS ON AN OPEN SEA

But it seems like virginity should be assumed, not treated as some sort of reveal. A lady not having her virginity would be a real reveal considering the time period.

why the fuck do they give her this hairstyle?
the short hair look from s1-4 was miles better.

Excellent

>the 'i'm totally a baratheon guys' face
he must have known.

They're melting.

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This, everyone is just black and white now. Dany was the last grey character you could really root for or hate and that faced love or hate from characters in the show, and now thry painted her black and killed her off. I wish she could've taken the throne or fucked off after taking King's Landing but nope

Its meant to look more professional.

Is that bran inside the tree and direwolf eyes?

Why do you think the npc meme riled them up so much. It's exactly what they are.

why is she excited to see icicles melting

yikes, stop having sex

>how are we gonna feed everyone through the long winter gais
If they talked about the night king's connection to the weather, people would start to question if Sansa is actually all that smart.

>hipsters
>well adjusted
kek

Nobody cares about your victimhood percentage. For that, you should go to Reddit, where they do hand out vanity points for beings like you.

but we werent there

I don’t think any sort of armour could stop those literal howitzers from tearing through anything.

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early season costumes were so good

Hold the Door was fucking kino, my friend. Maybe your brain feels challenged by the sci-fi concepts. It's the only thing you can be sure GRRM wrote.

WOT'S HAPPENING-*COUGH*

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>goofy piratefag nothing like the books
>smug wine aunt
This show's writing is so shit

That didn't even bother me much, what really did is that the entire development between Brienne and Jaime felt fine until last episode, then they decided to have them actually kinda become a couple just so he would leave her for muh dramatic moment.

>that fucking hammer

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I'm gonna make you even more butt blastingly angry than you already are. It's not his OC.
It's from reddit.

Imagine how expensive such an armor would be

Not sure why but i enjoy watching Jorah lay there finally at peace.

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why didn't they put the fucking dragonbinder in the show

why

fucking why

they had euron take out a dragon and it was with an aimbot ballista and not the fucking dragonbinder

I hope he's S E E T H I N G

that crossbow looks like it would be really easy to load

I bet you could do it in a second with one hand, probably

Was it kino?

youtube.com/watch?v=k3hCPYCZGGM

Looks like Bad Poosy

>having sex with women
I’m happy I’m not a cucked fag like them desu

This WHORES who look like theyre tearing up at "she'll make the right choice".

DISGUSTING

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Obliged

She's clearly going for the Varys look, leave her alone.

>everyone loves the lotr movies
Everyone besides Chris Tolkien

why is turning your brain off acceptable behavior?

So what would the NK do if he actually won? Just chill there?

>implying you can’t have sex and want competent storytelling at the same time.

It's not even certain if dragonbinder even works. They could put it on they show if they wanted I guess.

CAN'T
FUCKING
WAIT
FOR
THE
JON
KILLING
DANY
SCENE
REACTION

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>Mary Sue
>multiple non-antagonists and protagonists are against her and tell her to rein herself in
>faces consequences and loss
>even people irl can love or hate her, see her as great or terrible
>only grey character that's treated as grey
>Mary Sue
You don't even know what it means

they are saving it for drogon

Because the blizzard that had trapped them there for weeks is over

There's still hope this is ending user. We still have 2 episodes left for an Apocalypse.

have sex

because that's how normies get through their lives

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he's got bigger fish to fry right now, with that movie coming out

Holy shit, exact same hing happened at the end. They hear "dracarys" and they cheer because they have been condition that it means "slay kween." It literally takes them 10 seconds to realize Missandei is telling Dany to kill them all.
The NPC meme isn't a meme.

I thought kinslaying was bad?

>It's not even certain if dragonbinder even works.
but they're not following the books anyway and it would have been hype

It's fucking stupid because it just amounts to Hodor's entirely life being to clear a small roadblock for Bran by holding an insignificant door, and the wet fart of a conclusion to the White Walker story just makes it worse. Bran's visions and the time travel shit ultimately are totally pointless in the grand scheme of the story, and all that they have done is reveal Jon's parentage, which would be possible if they hadn't ignored Howland Reed. It's so fucking meaningless.

Found a great utopia

more motivation to hit the dragon first time

Because Euron is a fuckboy in the show. Book Euron actually has potential as an endgame player. Book Euron is menacing as fuck.

based

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Good times.

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I'm posting Maario Naharis in honor of the original Maario Naharis poster

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He was good

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The flaw is that the NK had no interest in that throne. He'd have smashed it to bits along with the rest of the city.

horns are gay

>6:36

OUT OF THE GENE POOL NOOOOOOW

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Why is he for the commoners, and since when? He was occasionally generous in the past, that's not the same thing as being some great reformer.

>redditors actually trying to convince themselves that dany is a 'warrior'
the danyfags are S E E T H I N G, can't wait for jon to drive a sword through her stomach

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>cersei SEETHING on the groundground

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i cheered at home. i knew it meant she was going to die but she stayed loyal to her queen to the end.

has the fat fuck given any recent updates on how twow is going?
i started reading the books 2 weeks ago like a fucking retard

You now realize that the ending a fat man envisioned for his trilogy back in 1991 does not work for a seven book series

Is jon snow a wuss?

The night king would probably not pay it a second thought, and let it deteriorate through millennia with the rest of human creation.

I do, just with men

Season 2 curly hair with a part.

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>a character cucked out of his story

Gonna need a big sword to drive through that gut.

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as of last update he had 168 pages done

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It makes no sense. It the books he comes off as a Targ loyalist no matter what. Through those lens his actions make sense. He was never for the common people. He literally has network of tongueless kids as his spynetwork. He doesn't give a fuck about anything but putting a Targ on the throne.
His betray in the books will this make sense because Jon is also a Targ.

She won everything because of her fucking dragons, every single time. She wouldn't even be alive if it wasn't for those flying lizards. Sure, she's not currently a Mary Sue, but she was.

>tfw the lord of light revives you to murder your insane aunt and save westeros from her

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There is absolutely nothing smart about time travel/paradoxes. Quite the opposite, It is actually one of the laziest tools a writer can employ. If you thought there was anything clever about hold the door, you are on the same level of easily impressionable retardation as the normalfags you despise.

He hasn’t said anything for a while. He has said that he doesn’t watch the show anymore.

Dabid taking his "I serve the realm" line out of context and ignoring shit like how he literally encouraged the Mad King's psychopathy.

It's 100% trash, so I believe it

His motivation has always 100% of the time been to act in the interest of the realm as a whole
He's never acted in his own personal interest and he's never displayed blind loyalty to anyone, all he cares about is the good of the people, this has always been the case

They don't know what to do with the character, because Young Griff doesn't exist in the show. It doesn't matter, he dies next episode anyway.

based

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Is Stannis confirmed for episode 5?

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The White Walker story is not going to end like in the shows, retard. There's not even a Night King in the books.

dumb and dumber will make it look sad and depressed instead of happy and victorious

What if they go from behind?

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>all he cares about is the good of the people
>supported Viserys

How many times did Beric die and get brought back to life for the sole purpose of momentarily delaying some zombies?

there's no paradox, there's one time loop. it's literally the only way to do time travel without fucking everything up

based

The iron islands have their own ways, that's why no one wants to deal with their shit. Their motto is "we do not sow", meaning that most of their things come from stealing, ravaging and plundering.
No one wants to be near them. Ned Stark came to a compromise with Balon "you keep your shit low profile, and we take your son and not wipe you out". Concordently, they have been salty as fuck for ever, but especially ever since.
Also, Euron Greyjoy is feared among his people. Read up on his ship, Silence.

>conquers slavers bay
>without her dragons the entire realm is lost
>destroys cersei and sits on the iron throne

how is she not a warrior just because some queenslaying POS stabs her when nobody is around to protect her?

stannis died a warrior and conquered nothing

>daenerys goes mad because the man she cucked beyond death and her hairdresser/translator died
>didn't give two shits when her dragon died
kek

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more ideas lads filling this up

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>Catharsis is about the guy hearing about your problems
What do these retards do every week because there is clearly no functioning brain to switch on and off.

>bright-blue eyes
Bravo D&D. Amazing foreshadowing there clearly set up ahead of time.

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>people don't want to kneel for this

DON'T CARE
IT WILL BE A HAPPY SCENE FOR ME AND 90% OF /got/

Why would the Lord even care about who sits on the Throne?

Ser Nowy Tends

only the winds of winter can tell

I'm aware, and frankly I doubt Hold the Door will play out like the show either, with a contrived encounter with the White Walkers happening literally out of nowhere because the plot demanded it. My criticism is entirely directed at the show.

Yeah, it's fucking dumb. Why was Jon brought back to life? To scream at a dragon?

no one knew what a nutcase viserys became except those who directly knew him after he fled westeros

i laffed when he was all "wtf this place is shitty why didnt i listen to uncle benjen" pity the thing was never a problem anymore a second later

needs jaime

Where's Barristan 'AHHHH SAVE ME GREY WORM' Selmy?

this the bitch dying is all i need

>more cough medicine my lord?

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no wonder she rides around on dragons all the time when she's hauling an ass like that

I loved these scenes. So innocent, so cute.

Sorry that's not Petyr Baelish.

AAAH WHAT'S HAPPENING TO ME
*COUGH*
WHAT'S GOING ON
*WHEEZE*
AGGH OLENNA HELP
*VOMITS*

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this but unironically

Yikes
Do some squats you blob

why didn't qyburn just invent a cannon

put him in there

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Bare ass Jon

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not feeling it, dayne's already dying in there
NICE

Her supported the Targ heir because the Targs ruled over a stable and peaceful kingdom for hundreds of years. How was he supposed to know Viserys was crazy.

dany isn't an experienced soldier or a fighter and she definitely doesn't have combat bravery

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have sex

This woman is more botox and silicon than flesh. Would still 10/10.

kek

gods yes!

based

>without her dragons the entire realm is lost
arya did the killing blow

Had Dany even held a sword before the Long (lol) Night?

He killed the only competent people in KL too in the books in order to sow more chaos. He's being a better Littlefinger than Littlefinger

BASED *COUGH* POSTERS

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Had my laugh for a prolong period of time tbqh

No she wasn't, the fact people we root for and that the show takes to be good people repeatedly question her, rein her in and are against her means she is not a Mary Sue. A Mary Sue is perfect, takes to everything easily, her every flaws are not flaws and are just virtues, and no one but bad people hate her or don't like her, and obviously can't get called out since they always have the high ground. Jon is a Mary Sue not Dany. You don't know what the term means

And using assets you sacrificed your husband, a witch and risked yourIlife for is smart, not Sue

>Her supported the Targ heir because the Targs ruled over a stable and peaceful kingdom for hundreds of years.
There was nothing stable about the Mad King's reign except for Tywin ruling the kingdom efficiently.

>Joffrey Baratheon
>entire armor is Lion themed
Everyone knew, right?

Nope. They did it because “lol Dany can fight too” but told sams actor to “look more pathetic, Sam isn’t allowed to grow as a character”

I'm a Danyfag and that doesn't make sense, unless by that they mean simply conqueror attitude. Phisically she's no more harmful than a child.

You take that back

Aegon won everything because of his fucking dragons, every single time. He wouldn't even be alive if it wasn't for those flying lizards. Sure, he's not currently a Mary Sue, but he was.

user you really hit it on the head here. It's part of the reason I think the leaks aren't 100% accurate. How can Jamie be captured, put in jail and Brienne who stayed in WF try and reason with him? They'd need a scene where Brienne tries to talk to him in KL and I'm fairly certain she's done with the show.

He's like the scary ninja lads in Batman, in order preserve the big picture sometimes you have to kill some smaller details

>Roasts Dorthraki warlords in a rap battle before roasting them with fire
>no fighter experience or combat bravery
Do you not understand what these words mean?

SHANSHA *cough* PLEASH

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>cheers when Tyrion says cocks aren't important
>silence when Varys blows him the fuck out
Is Varys, dare I say it, /ourguy/?

I'd like to say Arya would be zombie chow if not for dragons roasting thousands of them, bu since the dragons fuck all that battle, yeah gg Arya. Good job picking stealth while its the most OP start.

Lest we forget

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Someone post that entire scene but with horrendous heaving and coughing in the background

>Bronn in the king's council
Based

Why does Sophie look so beautiful in the show but ugly af in real life? Her face looks so different. Her nose is huge but in the show you can't see it.

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You know how much something is really important only after you've lost it desu

stop baiting me

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No. If they had anyone with a cock deliver that line this show would be deemed an alt-right dog whistle within seconds.

the quip doesn't even fucking make sense considering cersei is on the iron throne, sansa is warden of the north, and olenna tyrell was the beloved lady of highgarden

new

with the help of the lord of light, melly and dany's dragons

this is like saying a relief pitcher won a 7 game world series because he got the last batter to popup

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Really why was varys coughing and sputtering so much more than everyone else

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The Targs ruled for 280 years without major incident

I mean if you're stupid by choice I guess it's alright. Just don't forget your helmet when you venture outside.

Literally no silicone or botox

Some girls are superior when behaving like cold bitches. Pic related is also that way.

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the only thing Dany's dragon did was melting the wall though.

Yikes, not even close

He had to pretend so they wouldn't find out he's a merman

The problem was never “can arya kill the night king”. Sure she can, she is a super assassin. The problem was always “Should Arya be the one to kill the night king” and the answer is no, because her story has never been about the night walkers, it’s been about getting revenge on those that killed her family. Arya’s skillset is much better suited for assassinating Cersei.

Even in the Iron Isles kinslaying is frowned on. That's why Euron was exiled by Balon and why Victarion didn't try to bash his face in. Euron likely just doesn't care unlike the rest of then.

>literal civil wars with dragons fucking up everything over retarded brothers/cousin arguing
nah