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Were female virgins really mocked in the middle ages?

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I don't know i wasn't there

The Father reached his hand into the heavens and pulled down seven stars and one by one he set them on the brow of Hugor of the Hill to make a glowing crown.
The Maid brought him forth a girl as supple as a willow with eyes like deep blue pools and Hugor declared that he would have her for his bride. So the Mother made her fertile, and the Crone foretold that she would bear the king four-and-forty mighty sons. The Warrior gave strength to their arms, whilst the Smith wrought for each a suit of iron plates.

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V

is coming

*cough*

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No non virgins where shamed

At times, they talk as if in a High School teen drama. Just me getting these vibes?

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*COUGH*

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Who was in the wrong here?

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Qyburn

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EURON IS /OURGUY/! BASED THOT PATROLLER!

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Will start reading the books soon, please tell me book Jon develops leadership skills and becomes a good military commander. Hate how they have stuck as some incompetent shithead and pussy. He’s so fucking useless

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>tfw dont find coughposting funny
the rape>the cough

It was the other way around. Virgins made fun of filthy heathens

Laughs a storm at your path*

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my dick

marry, fuck, kill

Who will do Dany's hair now?

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Makes no fucking sense she would fuck immediately after that as well, she's pretty much meant to be paragon of knightly virtues which would include chastity

>have sex

CROW'S EYE
CROW'S EYE

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You'll get what you want.

You see him as a true leader in Book 5.

Another Bolt, My Grace?

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They were not, especially not women who takes on the arms. D&D are applying 21st century logic and morals to a medieval-fantasy universe.

B R A V O D & D

I really wanted those FUCKING elephants Euron

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>/got/ I sentence you to watch as the show gets ruined more for being shitposting faggots for seasons

D&D,the blood of the of the first seasons flows through us as much as you. We are kin. Stannisfags and Danyfags go back to S1

>That didn't stop you from whining about everything we did and it won't save the show now

We didn't want to save the show, kill it and be cursed. You're no showrunners of mine

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You think this episode is the first for starbucks?

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Did this make Cersei stronger as a character?

C

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If ugly then maybe

/got/

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>dorne will be ruled by darkstar
>the reach will be ruled by bronn
>vale will be ruled by sweet robin/sansa
>the north will be ruled by sansa
>the rock will be ruled by tyrion
>storm's end will be ruled by gendry
>iron islands will be ruled by yara
>riverlands will be ruled by edmure

westeros is fucked lmao this shit is not gonna last two years before another war happens

At least Jorah's suffering is over.

Jon will give her a die job

Dany

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based Jaime sipping on coke between takes

Yeah bro, it's well noted by chroniclers that queen ELizabeth was bullied by her courtiers for being a virgin.

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Hey Queen, I've got a BIG surprise...

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>yfw you will never see the Sand Vipers executed for their betrayal of Doran

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By what right does the Kraken judge the Dr-AAAAAGGGGGHHHHHH

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Well the writing went to shit after they ran out of books. If you watch seasons 1-4 you can see how they speak differently.

we looked for you in the catalog

>No, we expect one of us on the throne sister!
>Dracarys?
>Yes, the fire rises!

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>tfw dream sequence where Viserys urges Dany to burn them all

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just looking at her makes me cum

Is this real?

She finally won Yea Forums over but she lost everything for it. How tragic.

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Where is Meera?

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Your Grace*
Fuck I suck at memes

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D&D find the idea of virginity or purity completely disgusting, it is an affront to their worldview. They relish filth and hedonism, and think that is what should be normal and healthy and good. Sam mocked Edd in episode 1 for being chaste as well (actually sticking to his vows)

Femcels are SEETHING that Jamie left

SURRENDER, CERSEI OR BE DESTROYED!

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>i need this thread to be perfect Yea Forums

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Is it winter yet?

Danyfags have been here since day 1. She hasn't 'won over' Yea Forums at all

Coz.

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This show doesn't have enough dream and flashback sequences. It's too linear. Have some fun, Dabid.

You dropped your sword, good Ser. Here you go.

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I miss Tywin...

*COUGH*

F-FRESH FRO-

*VOMITS*

OVEN

*WHEEZES*

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But that was because she never married

She's on the boat to the Island of Lost Plots

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>Do it for me, Dany.

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>it's like GoT with pirates, better acting, better writing and better action on a fraction of the budget
How did they do it lads?

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Why is Tyrion suddenly (well since season 7) so sympathetic towards Cersei? I thought he hated her considering she tried to get him killed twice, and she certainly wants him dead (or has she realised that he's a moron now who is trying to keep her alive?)

Your big friend Robert wants to take me riding in the hills, Ned, it sounds exciting!

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>implying
The catalog shifted overnight from "Dany is entitled" to "I hope Dany burns them all".

M-Maddie??

Not as much as the rape would have

*cough* or AGHHHHHHHHHH?

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nth for Ashara

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Lads, I think Stannis is dead for real

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Samwell Tarly mocked Dolorous Edd for being a virgin? When was this?

>guy just wants to do his experiments in peace

Not even sure what alignment i would put on him.

Hehe nothin' personnel, dragonslut ;)

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Rather stretching the definition of "plotlines" there

Gonna need a bigger boat.

the middle ages were huge on schadenfreude. but she wouldnt have been mocked for being a virgin but for her size.

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no contest

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>stannis
>dead

>scenes I had erased from my memory to preserve my own sanity

I guess this is why I keep expecting the show to be good.

It's literally the same cunts who've always supported her. They're just trying to rally support before her inevitable death. No one likes this fat fuck.

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probably chilling out at Greywater Watch

Elizabeth spent her teenage years getting torn asunder by Thomas Seymour.

wtf I hate Cersei now

ARRRRRRRRRGGG - *COUGH* - GGGGGGGHHHHHH

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>"I hope Dany burns them all".
Not seen this at all. I see some roasties on social media saying this, not Yea Forums. Yea Forums is happy just because she's finally become a villain and normies are angry

RICKON
DICKON

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Bring the ladders! LET'S TAKE THIS CITY!

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Calm down incel

Payback's a...

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>you can touch me user, I'm not afraid of incels

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He's not, he wants to save the city from the massacre that's going to happen if they fight.

I mean, they recently developed new anti-dragon ballista technology.

What would he do

>updated version
Fucking saved

LADDAH

Promise her Ned

Sully the Queen's name again, knave, and I will have you defend your words in the circle.

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>le late career renaissance brit character actor fais
only thing about the show I still always like

>"You people still love the show deep inside. If you really hated it you would have stopped watching long time ago."

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Traitorous slander

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>"Dany is entitled" to "I hope Dany burns them all".
TOP KEK

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this would be kino. based retard brother.

Why the fuck does this look like one of those FMV games from the 90s.

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/ourguy/ eternally

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Please tell me you guys have more webms of her.

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*loud squelching sound*

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>Edd: We really are fucked
>Samwell: *heh* Well calling you fucked wouldn't be strictly accurate

I hope they actually make Dany's hair look worse from now on, it'd be a nice detail. Will also suit her mad look.

I really hope ned banged her.

he did it for le family dude
just off you brain

No, the writings shit
>"Jon we need to talk"
>And then, even though Dany was flying a dragon high in the air and could see everything for miles around; Eurons entire massive fleet appeared from behind some cliffs
>Jamie decides to leave Winterfell to kill Cersei, but has the world's most ambiguous conversation so that stupid people will think hes going back to join up with her
It's incredible with how much this season's been hyped, how long the production was and the budget they had could do nothing to improve the decline in quality.

He's the good guy. He spares them the shame of being called virgins.

gays

summer islands whore

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is there any character left in the show with >100 iq?

>implying you wouldn't go full Mad Queen if you lost this

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This user.
I think that old Melly shouldn't be here anymore, but I'm too lazy to edit her out.

Why are the northern girls such whores all of a sudden?

first episode of this season.
the characters all talk the same now, so of course Sam is spouting #LAD #BANTER

You people forget how the women of the show completely ruined any sort of enjoyment in that show.

Pre-marital sex was only frowned upon because bastards were born freemen.

This is irregular.

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I loved what the show was. For that, I will stay beside it until it's death, even as it lashes out, hurts me, and spasms with insanity.

Viserys

He's a big guy for you

Fuck Bronn when does he die

She got eaten by gilly

Post varys

no but knights were

they were all expecting to die so they're celebrating life
also because d&d are horny kikes

Not many

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Flint is based beyond measure though
Compare him to Renly and Loras

It was only Max that was shit, Anne was fine and Eleanor was actually pretty good in S3/4

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I have no memory of this, could anyone fill me in?

especially after all this
>Wildlings are disgusting savages

we've seen it already

*has sex on Dany's corpse*

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I always love those scenes where d&d has to remember the people why did character is bad
>meryn trant is bad becuase he's a pedo in the scene before arya kills him
>pycelle is bad because he fucked this whore in this scene before qyburn kills him

SO. FUCKING. COMICAL

I WILL NOT

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Look at the feminist with glasses and her reaction when Varys says that a cock is important. She actually has to get the last word by mouthing 'No.'

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Yes
Femcels = incels
Based can we take each other's virginity femanon

YOU FUCKERS ARE READY FOR KELLY C DYING IN THE NEXT EPISODE? BECAUSE I AM

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>started watching got becauuse a qt 3.14 was and said i should check it out
>got hooked because the early seasons were based
>now it's shit

the only good thing is she has good taste and recognizes it's shit too

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Hnnng. More! Provide me with *all* webms that exist of her in the entire world.

Serving her duties as the mother of my children.

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>mfw dragons finally get what they deserve
>mfw Danyfags finally get what they deserve
>mfw showfags finally get what they deserve

Nobody gave a shit when they gutted Stannis like a fish.
Nobody cared when the SS Character Assassination came for Jaime.
People's eyes glazed over when I told them what a joke show Euron was.
Nobody noticed Stoneheart, Griff, Belwas, Victarion or Arianne Martell not existing.

But now the tables have turned. Now Danyfags are finally having to deal with the bullshit they've willfully ignored for years. And they can't fucking stand it.

This is the Stannischad's final revenge.

This is the ending you deserve.

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Your a big girl.

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It's all so tiresome...

meme

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Based Woodes Rogers

I still laughed

Their dads probably died the day before so now they're free to fuck around

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>he wants to marry a goblin

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This is the timeline where she married Robert and became a WHOAAAAR

In my heart.

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Since when does fucking whores make you bad in this show?

Showfag here. How did Dorne managed to defend against Aegon's conquest?

Why do women do this?

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Literally a crossover between Mengele and Alfred Krupp

After being a background character for 3 seasons DnD thought the audience would have forgotten why we were supposed to dislike Ser Meryn Trant so they made him a paedophile at the last minute.

kek I've been waiting for someone to edit that together

>Now cough
>*COUGH*
>Good, good. It's rectum cancer

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he's Dr Frankenstein

They were being extremely resilient sandniggers. They gave no shits that everything was burning down so the Targaryens had to invade by land.

have sex

Jon and Sansa are really nice youtube.com/watch?v=3gMv73Oyvl4 but i doubt they gonna end up together

It would be better if his father took the last shot for him. It would be as the actual scene. He could not do it properly, so his father came and did it properly for him.

Dany is getting based now, what are you on about

You still haven't banged her huh.

>how do we establish that he's a pedophile?
>just keep trotting out girls in front of him while he yells TOO OLD over and over

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its a behind the scenes photo
notice the stage lamps in the background

The entire country just refused to do what he said. Aegon could fly south, burn a few empty castles and 'conquer' but when he flew back North everyone would just keep living as they did.
Dornish don't afraid of anything.

try putting Varys near a catatonic Karl Drogo

>get called "virgin" by fat geek who posts on reddit
>have to protect him from death on the battlefield
>get fucking murdered for it because he's useless
>he doesn't avenge me
>he's the one that has to burn my body

being Edd is hard

Oh God why

I wonder how Meereens fearless leader Daario "fuck the people" Naharis is doing

Comfy Neutral

i want her to femdom me

>mfw Bobby B's son gets the stormlands
>mfw Dany is smart
>mfw Quasimodo is beautiful
>mfw Jon is small but strong
>mfw Pod in a threesome
>mfw Sansa shits on Dany
>mfw the LAST war
>mfw Dany still has enough men to man her ships
>mfw another CGI nigger dies
>mfw Varys said more than two words
>mfw Varys wants to betray Dany for the good of the realm
>mfw it's OK to have a cock
>mfw teleports left and right
>mfw Missandei is beheaded in chains
>mfw people are mad about an irrelevant side character dying
>mfw Dany is going to be the mad queen
>mfw a white men will rule Westeros once again

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y u do this 2 me

If my mom blew up my hot smirkfu wife I'd want to kill myself too

A sadistic paedophile, who is also deeply homophobic and thinks Mace Tyrell is a shit singer.

rad

Really though, Stannis allegedly "died" outside Winterfell - but during the battle we never see him as a zombie and Dillane isn't credited as appearing. The only conclusion is that he's alive.

Sansa is the hottest character right now, change my mind.

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Forth Tarth.

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I'm here to *COUGH* break the *HACK* wheel *WHEEZE*

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Low IQ, the ones that do this are stupid enough to think it actually looks good.

Faceless Men would be the only ones not showing up that would cheese me off

>hated dany since s1
>always wanted them to go the mad queen route
>hate how they did it and now root for her

Meryn /ourguy/ Trant had a fetish for beating young girls. He lined them up and caned them. Hard. It's a shame he didn't strip them off first. That would have been absolute kino. Arya eventually killed him, masquerading as one of the young girls. In other words, he literally did nothing wrong.

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god her feet are perfect

hbo can't keep getting away with this

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they have a very limited range of comic skills, so they recycle a few things in an attempt to emulate grrm's style of the first few seasons.

there is virgin shaming and crass sex talk in the books too, but it's done by characters who aren't supposed to be sympathetic or are doing it because they're miserable, while D&D just throw the same kinds of jokes into every scene randomly.

Ah yes, thanks

Why is this?

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Jaime was always planning on returning to Cersei, he just wanted to rob Brienne of her wizard powers to weaken her in the forthcoming fight.

that fucking outfit....looks like it belongs in a bdsm club. the best part is sophie probably requested it personally.

Disgusting, dany is 1000x hotter

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Could realistically Stannis come back at the last moment? pls

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Why did the lord of light want Stannis to burn his daughter again?

The whole botched Stannis arc is when the show went to shit. I doubt it was a direct correlation, but it was the start of them constantly doing away with logic and having it like a comic book movie.

Most of them lose their souls at an early age, it's hardly surprising. This makes the ones who keep their soul stand out even more though as they are so much more captivating.

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>no *cough* with a bong yet

anyone have the missandei death with wojacks and pepes

>it isn't enough that Mertyn Trant killed Syrio Forel and beat Sansa, we have to tell the audience that this guy is turboevil ultra pedo from hell 5000 to allow Arya to kill him


Remember when Arya killed that Night's Watch deserter in AFFC without provocation.

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S1 was prime cock fuel

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A sadist pedophile as well. After all, we have to portray a little girl turning into a murderous psychopath as something cool.

Can someone give me a pic of Podrick with the two girls from ep 4?

If you do, please refrain from posting it.

ARThur Dayne likes
ART Deco designs

jon gets resurrected

>doesn't kill the night king
>leaks say he takes the black again at the end

what a waste

Do Krakens actually exist in the lore and what chance is there dyke girl will show up with one to make up for the fact shes got no apparent fleet?

>implying he won't turn out to be the New Prince of Dorne and show up to save the day

screencap this

BASED *COUGH* POSTERS

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everyone though she has royal blood
in reality patchface cucked stannis with selyse and that's why it didn't do shit (this is canon btw)

No, it's just a horrible trope D&D put into the already ruined show.

Only because melly and slavefu died. And Meera is technically still out there

peak hackery and preemptive whitewashing of Arya's character.

>actor
>soul
Pick only 1.

i didn't ask for these feels

what do normies think of the last episode

Killing the one with the bigger little boobs?

Damn she was fine

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reminder that Jon could probably fuck both of them at once if he wanted but is acting like a numale instead.

they barely have the budget to do ghost and you want them to make krakens happen? lmao

>This makes the ones who keep their soul stand out even more
This

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>No Targshitters in site
>all those will probably be independent kingdoms
feels good man

What would even be the point in taking the black? Wildlings are free to come and go, the WW are gone so what else is there to guard from?

I need to practice my palaeography.

The Lord of Light doesn't exist, it's all meisters and warlocks having a laugh.

POST MORE ARGH BEFORE I PISS MYSELF!

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Did she know Dany would become the Mad Queen?

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IM

*COUGH*

GOING

*WHEEZE*

ALL OUT

*VOMITS*

Very correct

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Polar bears

True

Old and 2 aneurism Dany is busted

this one?

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they hate it more than the last episode because they are mad missandei is dead, dany's dragon died, ghost getting ignored, and that they are setting up jon to be the kang even though DANY IS A RIGHTFUL KWEEN

ello reddit

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>hey those boats are in reach maybe I could flBLLLEEEEEEUUUUUUURRGGHGHGHHG

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a daring

*COUGH*

synthesis

>It’s just a prank bro!

They really lay on the atrocity propaganda thick, it's catharsis for a dangerously self-righteous type of viewer.

>GRRM wanted GoT to go on for another 5 seasons
could you have managed to watch it all?

How did this become a meme so fast?

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Terrain was difficult to be in. The desert was unforgiving for invaders and the dragons couldn't find anything to eat too. Dorne used guerilla tactics and always hid somewhere when the dragons would come. When Aegon left someone in the empty castles, the dornish would appear out of nowhere and kill them. Dorne could be occupied but it would never last.

Please don't post this coalburner.

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If it meant we got The Forsaken, yes

*has a tickle in his throat*

just walk it off

>hee heee take that, Tolkien, hee hee
>zorbs

GURM is a worthless hack

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>GRRM is going to die before he finishes the books

Does this mean the fat fuck's going to finish Winds in 5 years?

It's the only redeemable thing this season.

BLEEEEEUUGGH

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oh shit bros...

same as bobbyposting, he wasnt even in the season but everything is so bad we just shitpost

*COUGH*

LET HER GO MAN, LET HER-

*COUGH COUGH*

*VOMITS*

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Based and norfpilled

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IT'S A FANTASY SETTING! THAT WAY WE CAN SHOEHORN 21ST CENTURY SJW POLITICS INTO EVERY SCENE! STOP SAYING IT BREAKS IMMERSION! SEE THE DRAGONS?! DRAGONS AREN'T REAL DURRRR! SINCE DRAGONS AREN'T REAL, THAT MEANS EVERYONE CAN ALSO MOCK A WOMAN FOR HAVING NEVER HAD SEX LIKE WHAT 45 YEAR-OLD TV PRODUCERS DO TO CHILDREN UNTIL THEY PUT OUT!

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me to the right about to blow my load on her face

>actors/actresses
>soul
their entire career is based on being a liar. they have no souls.

Dune

I'm going to be chosen as the writer, once I publish my own fantasy series stealing the contents of the Alexiad.

This shit was so retarded. Especially after he told her how much he loves her in the last episode.

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holy based

FINISH THE BOOKS YOU FAT MOTHERFUCKER
I AM SO MAD

add Varys in Grey Worm and Mssandei's sex s scene

this would have never happened. the reason why this shit has only season 8, and less (FEWER) episodes is because hbo has to pay ridiculous amount of money to the actors.

she'd been huffing a bit too much ghost grass in Asshai

>another meme that r/freefuck will inevitably steal

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>valyrian steel sosij cutter

Tyrion hasn't fucked a whore since his joined the good team. In the books he rapes one and then throws up on her instead

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Who's our momma?

Say it Yea Forums. SAY IT.

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>ywn be in a threesome with goblin and shansha
why live?

Who gives a fuck

incel tumblr tranny degenarate, fuck off.

>hurr durr reddit bad!
fuck off

redpilled

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>In the books he rapes one
lmfao how

why do Westerosi make this face?

They stole bobbyposting without even understanding it. They just repeat the OPEN FIELDS line and think that's the joke.

*COUGH*

TH-

*WHEEZES*

THE REALM

*VOMITS*

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My man tripod.

reddit

why is her chin so far to the left?

we live in a kingdom
bottom text

She called Dany's death years ago.

have sex

Lady is so fucking cute.

D-Danny!!!!

It is though

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>I made them both

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what a player

im still seething

this scene was adapted from one of the sample chapters for TWOW where arya kills a pedo too, it's not trant, but it's basically the same in all other respects.

>t.reddit

>mfw Danyfags have mommy issues
>mfw Stannisfags have daddy issues
>mfw Missandeifags are inbred Mutts
>mfw Badpussyfags are Incels
>mfw Jonfags are manlets
>mfw Cleganefags are ugly social outcasts
>mfw Nightkingfags are sociopaths
>mfw Cerseifags dilate
>mfw Impfags are alcoholics
>mfw Sansafags are sub 80 IQ
>mfw CIAfags are Cuckolds
>mfw Coughfags like to get pegged
>mfw Euronfags need to take their mads
>mfw Impfags are alcoholics
>mfw Bobby B-chads are based
>mfw Radmurechads are redpilled
>mfw Podchads have sex

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>r/freefolk

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indeed

theres a booooaaaaar coming Ned

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>mfw aagghhposting is incompatible with reddit

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At least they’re not as negative and toxic

enjoy while you can

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go back and take away your shitty meme spam

She's a whore, it's her job to let men fuck her. She doesn't consent, but Tyrion doesn't care.

>no Dany to keep Yara to her word to not pillage and rape
>Yara becomes the first Queen of the Rivers & Isles after killing Edmure
>Bronn has no army or backing to hold Highgarden much less rule the Reach
>civil war
>Lannister forces wiped and Tyrion is a kinslaying dwarf
>no support, Civil War
>no one up North to keep Wildlings in line as they rape, murder and kidnap
>Robin becomes a puppet to whoever is stuck with him in the Vale
>Lords can do anything they want with impunity and reestablish the First Night
>some kingdoms can't keep all their bannerman in line, those guys make themselves kings
>Gendry has no army or support or learning, civil war
LMAO, This ending is bitter as fuck

>m-mom give us me some armor please mom
>both my brothers were shot out of the sky
>i don't want to get 360 noscopped mom
>mom please

underrated

>the only redeemable thing this season
>everything is so bad we just shitpost
THIS MEME *COUGH* TRUELY *COUGH* *COUGH* IS UNPRECEDENTED *COUGH* *COUGH* *COUGH* *COUGH*


BLEEEEEEEEEEEEUGH

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CROW'S EYE
CROW'S EYE

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can they do anything themselves? I'm still mad they claim bobbyposting was their creation

Because you fucking spastics feel the need to spread it to normies, ofcourse they'll steal it and turn it into shit. That's what they do.

Shut the fuck up you dumb nigger

it is though, it took them THIS long to realize the show is shit and plenty of them still don't see it

>Though she did look Westerosi, the girl spoke not a word of the Common Tongue. Perhaps she was captured by some slaver as a child. Her bedchamber was small, but there was a Myrish carpet on the floor and a mattress stuffed with feathers in place of straw. I have seen worse. "Will you give me your name?" he asked, as he took a cup of wine from her. "No?" The wine was strong and sour and required no translation. "I suppose I shall settle for your cunt." He wiped his mouth with the back of his hand. "Have you ever bedded a monster before? Now's as good a time as any. Out of your clothes and onto your back, if it please you. Or not."

>She looked at him uncomprehending, until he took the flagon from her hands and lifted her skirts up over her head. After that she understood what was required of her, though she did not prove the liveliest of partners. Tyrion had been so long without a woman that he spent himself inside her on the third thrust.

>He rolled off feeling more ashamed than sated. This was a mistake. What a wretched creature I've become. "Do you know a woman by the name of Tysha?" he asked, as he watched his seed dribble out of her onto the bed. The whore did not respond. "Do you know where whores go?" She did not answer that one either. Her back was crisscrossed by ridges of scar tissue. This girl is as good as dead. I have just fucked a corpse. Even her eyes looked dead. She does not even have the strength to loathe me.

>hurr it looks like tentacles

>"The whore was looking at his noseless face with revulsion in her eyes."
> "I suppose I shall settle for your cunt." He wiped his mouth with the back of his hand. "Have you ever bedded a monster before? Now's as good a time as any. Out of your clothes and onto your back, if it please you. Or not." She looked at him uncomprehending, until he took the flagon from her hands and lifted her skirts up over her head. After that she understood what was required of her, though she did not prove the liveliest of partners. Tyrion had been so long without a woman that he spent himself inside her on the third thrust.

He fucks her anyway

>"I have just fucked a corpse! Even her eyes looked dead. She does not even have the strength to loathe me."
>"Cut off my head and take it to Kings Landing. My sister will make a lady out of you and no one will ever whip you again." She did not understand that either, so he shoved her legs apart, crawled between them, and took her once more. That much she could comprehend at least.

>20 hours ago
looks like they created it :^)

Did she ever turn up again after S2?

deep down you know why

what was he thinking in this moment?

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kinda cool actually

In the books she did, but not in the show because lol D&D don't care about that shit

what your problem with aestethics, you sperg

Problem is, it isn't setting my fantasy.

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> have you finished fitting all the ballistas to all of my ships
>yes my lor-
>what the fuck
>huh
>you forgot to add metallic suction cups to the arms
>oh... ok my lord...

kek we started screencaping and spreading coughposting as soon as the episode aired

I remember that scene. It's like a completely different show.

LOOK IT'S AN X SHAPE JUST LIKE IN THE HOBBIT!
THAT MEANS IT'S A DRAGONSLAYER BALLISTA!
FUCK YEAH!

>we did x before they did

pathetic

who gives a fuck

...

now her very womanly voice makes sense

just because plebians might imitate it does not diminish its quality

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I have a feeling the one big “shock” D&D will try to pull off is someone going full *red wedding* on Cersei stabbing the fuck out of her uterus and then saying “the Stark’s send their regards”. The question is who is it going to be? Jamie? Arya (can a Stark send their own regard)? A dying Daenerys? Cat raised from the dead by Bran?

>no The Roose is loose tier

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Maybe
Shockingly
You both found something in the episode funny

Good grief this is the worst of the no make-up photos of girls I've seen yet.

Her eyes are literally different heights wtf

Love the fact that they put years worth of weathering on the thing despite it being brand new.

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She totally ain’t into it because he’s a dwarf so she just lays there

Quick, post digits so the wildling fucks get destroyed before winter ends!

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>the WW are gone
Oh you sweet summer child.

>7 seasons of character development screaming otherwise
Are these people retarded?

this is professional shitposting

JON HELP ME

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Jesus Christ is that Natalie Dormer?

OH NO NO NO