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A New Mindset to Adopt to Make Sense of the Show
It's no secret that as the show has progressed past the source material, the show's quality has gone down considerably. However I have come up with a fun mindset to continue this journey so I don't feel so terribly about the show's stumble toward it's conclusion. It is as follows:
Both GRRMs version and D&Ds version actually both exist in the same universe. GRRMs version is the written word as recorded by the maesters. It is actually what happened during the story. D & D's story is being told by some drunk uncle at some wedding sometime in the future in Westeros. He starts out sober but continues to get more drunk as the story progresses. By the end he slurs his words. He leaves out details. He makes drunk dick jokes. But he sloppily gets to the end of the story leaving his audience confused and unfulfilled by his drunken conclusion.
He's coming.
CERSEI COMING THROUGH FUCKERS!
First for stannis
Ghost had a hard life.
*COUGH*
>they all just saw the script
Danyfags on suicide watch
>God-King Bran
Was GOT really just a 40K prequel all along?
Can we get one of NK COUGHing as Arya stabs him?
Never forget the true King of the North.
M-MUHSENDEI!
FaceApp edits are the best /got/ meme.
Post em
Claim your showfu
>you will never rape Sansha with her before cuddling with her all night long
>This episode is getting the worst rating by normies
>even worse than fucking ep 3 arya kills NK
>its not because of the piss poor writing or attention to detail
>but because it was a bad episode for the woke women and people of color
Why are we still here?
Just to suffer?
need a pic of it my man
The cough meme is getting to me, I've been coughing up phlegm for a week now.
>They know the ship has sunk a long time ago.
THEY LITERALLY said in the kimmel interview in that when the last episode airs they are going with their wives FULL RADIO SILENT and going somewhere where no one can find them
MUHSENDEEEEEEEEEEI!!
yeah except the maester's version will never be completed and the drunk uncles version is the only one we'll get
Requesting Coughing Varys smiling
MUH - *COUGHS* MUSHEUNDAE
For me, it's frogfu.
You didn't say which show ;)
This is what the world has become, enjoy the little victories that you get.
>fleets have been completly irrelevant for the whole series beside for moving from point A to B
>suddenly naval superiority can decide who wins everything
Coughposting is based
also
/got/
How would Tywin have dealt with Dany and the Dothraki if he were still alive?
>muh sandei
Try and name a more based fetish than female assisted rape. You can't
The realm tastes terrible!
aaaAAAAARGGHHhhhh
Can we all admit the last episode was better than episode 3?
Our blades are sharp
someone replace DAYNE? with Vary's coughing head
We looked for you on the catalog.
Unironically didn’t give a shit about her story in the books or show, but am now rooting for her since everyone else in the show became a drooling retard
Qt dragon kween
Hand her over!
Based Daynebro
so it's true....after all those years. this is the ending
cant stop wont stop
ebin :DDD
Three heads of dragon:
Viserys
Joffrey
Pod
CHOPPP CHOPPP
I fucking love Ilithyia so much. Shame she's such a terrible person in real life.
*COUGH*
THEY DESERVE HOT POCKETS FOR THEIR GOOD BOYS
Proto-Hitler?
Sure it was less shit than episode 3.
Oh god ;___;
my sides
he would join her side
Get Euron in there doing something
MAKE A NEW THREAD BEFORE I *COUGH* MYSELF AGAIN
Jons speech was really good about how all those people put aside their differences to come together for the greater good so the survivors can squabble over thrones again
bran is king at the end btw
betting markets were suspended today so its pretty much garunteed
POD
THE
ROD
How many houses are gone now?
Woe to Varys' throat if we had been
>MISS SUNDAY
the aaagghh stannis, it was beautiful
Roose is legitimately more frightening then Tywin.
Seriously jon is my nigger but fuck him for doing that to ghost. Fuckin loyal companion for 10 years then you drop him without even one single pet.
MUH SUNDAE
*COUGH*
IT'S TOO COLD
Ever since the episode I've been struggling to think of any possible justification for why cersei didn't just kill tyrion + dany + drogon. I came up with something. It was not indicated in the show whatsoever, but it is still somewhat reasonable.
Cersei might have been worried it was some kind of trap or trick. That's the only thing I got
Dayne?
What's even the point in watching this show now that the hottest female is dead?
>Roose is legitimately more frightening then every character in the show
Janos Slynt wasn't such a bad guy
noh
stop user, dont waste it till coughing is over
SOMEONE POST BROWN BUTTS
Worked with her in argos while she was still an acting student
General consensus on /got/ is that it was the best episode of season 8 so far, and I've seen some people say it's one of the better episodes in a few seasons because of how shit 5, 6 and 7 were
It's the redditors, tumblrwhales and woketwitter that are calling this episode the worst one ever for some reason
Arya killed the night king though
Just like me
Laughs in your path*
GOOD BOY, GHOST
GOOD BOY, GHOST
If it's possible to have a serious answer, why the dislike? The pov of a fallen noble that struggles to adapt and retake the power while exploiting the advantage of being a woman that would normally being disadvantages were interesting to me. And her environment was more believable than Westeros, where basically everyone is conspiring against everyone at the same time, family included.
Just turn off your brain bro it's just a tv series
>Bronn is gonna show up at King's landing to finish the job on Drogon
Good Boy, Ghost
TOPPEST OF KEKS
Did you get to smell her seat
HOW DID THE MANAGE TO MAKE HER LOOK SO FUCKING CUTE
That was a season ago user, yet we stayed watching.
Because she wants to poke the dragon queen into burning shit to make Dany look like the villain and the people will think Cersei is the good queen
Book Roose definitely
Although Show Roose as well actually, the actor was one of the greater ones
put a very faint face of bronn laughin on the whole pic (dickon moment)
>Dracarys?
>Yes, the fire rises!
STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS
>now rooting for her since everyone else in the show became a drooling retard
That includes Dany tho...
House Goodman
>Jaime
>Theon
Who are the other 18?
Need that Bronn face
*chop*
There weren't seats
>not random torpedo tits, slave girl
/emilia/
Mildly surprised I haven't yet seen a Punished Ghost meme.
So glad he doesn't have to endure this shitshow anymore.
What the fuck are you smoking?
Not that user, but her story is kinda kneecapped by knowing she's eventually brining those dragons west to fight zombies, and bang Jon.
literally doesn't make sense either way because missandei could have ended the war right there.
was thinking about bran's face on the tree, or dayne getting stabbed
A real shame he got poisoned by his enemies.
eurons balistas did seem to have a range of several miles.
>Spartacus had chicks with fake tits in 50 AD
It's the Chewbacca moment of GoT.
Nah he wouldn't. For one, Dany probably is aware that Tywin had as much a role in the downfall of her family/dynasty that Jaime did in killing her dad.
I think I get his point. In the books, Roose doesn't give a shit about about tradition or the legacy of his house the same way Tywin does, Roose will also kill with his own two hands while Tywin has his enforcers like the Mountain or Hound do his dirty work. Then there's the fact that Roose is always putting on false faces with his enemies and allies alike while Tywin does not. Then I guess there's some personality difference; Roose seems to have a sadistic sense of humor, Tywin has no sense of humor plus Roose doesn't care about social standings or classes while Tywin was pissed about Janos Slynt being made a lord and given Harrenhal.
Radmure
Basically reposting that other anons post:
Tyrion should’ve been advising firing and blood. Dany should’ve been the one deciding not to burn it all in s7, which now could’ve been biting her in the ass now, making her frustrated. And Tyrion could’ve been like “well she’s dumb so I support Jon now”
Her death made me the happiest
The Varys/Tyrion scene almost felt like it was from a previous season. Hound and Arya disappearing was cute. Jon's speech was great. Muh-Sunday getting BTFO was also satisfying. It definitely felt like a proper GoT episode.
EGG
This bad boy can fit so many fuckin bolts in him!
At least she cute.
Can one use faceapp without a phone?
This qt
They imported them from Middle Earth.
Air superiority is such a huge advantage.
Why are they making her fight head-on. She could just have drogon drop rocks on Euron.
>2AM at Mcdonald's self service
the only plausible explanation is that executing a parley force would be probably the most dishonorable thing since the red wedding, but it's fucking cersei so idk why she'd care
STANNIS VS TYWIN VS ROOSE THREEWAY CAGE MATCH when?
Good Boy, Ghost
Need cough
He is a fucking opportunist who'd try to weasel himself into the winning side. So he would tell her that the Lannisters are the most important ally she needs.
>Punished Ghost meme.
Well, Roose in the book is a psycopath while Tywin is pretty sane. Just angry that his wife died and obsessed with his legacy.
We know that now, but wouldn't explain why someone didn't like her from the beginning. Nor it cancels out that the story before that was interesting even if you didn't like how it worked in Westeros.
Her chapters were boring after Qarth and the House of the Undying. I don’t mind her in the books but dread her chapters.
Can someone explain the coughposting? I missed that memo.
They also had guys wear fake dicks
Because there's still hot men left
>he forgot about the high septum
WE WILL SIEGE KING'S LANDING
>mfw highgarden
Fuck off back to /r/freefolk you nigger.
You stick out like a sore thumb
Right?
why is coughing varys so funny?
*WHEEEEEEEEEEEEZE*
There was one floating around a few threads back. I didn't save it because I only save things that support SanSan.
>tfw I have been 3 seasons shitposting without watching a single ep since
when
please stop with this shitty reddit spam i beg you
Book Roose is a calculating manipulator as much as Tywin is. Its a direct parallel that both men are also killed by their own sons.
You are literally delusional.
savage
Good Boy, Ghost
>coughs out of existence
Good Boy, Ghost
They were like railguns completely blowing ships apart going through both sides.
That's actually good. Its a lot like learning about some historical event like ww2 in childhood and than getting into reading history and memoars about same event in adulthood and than you get the same names and general nerrative but also surprised by all the complexity.
GODS SHE WAS FINE THEN
you don't pet your dog when you are leaving home. If you do, it thinks you are taking him for a walk.
Come on user. We've known Jon-Dany is endgame for a long time. They're the heroes.
oh no i remember that, but i feel like fucking over a trial and destroying a historical monument probably rank lower than total treachery
christ the whole is so fucking comical
everything about varys in the older seasons was about him making him cool and very intelligent
nowadays he just stands there while tyrion makes job about him having no cock
and now this is just peak schlock...WHY IS THERE A SCENE WHERE VARYS IS COUGHING ON THE BEACH? WHY IS THAT RELEVANT?
Because we've never seen him act like a human before
BASED AND EGGPILLED
Apart from the ships, was this episode really that bad?
he isn't
>Gwendoline, act like you're drunk and enjoying yourself
>...or just keep doing that, whatever that is
>they expect one of us in the wreckage sister
never watch it user
Damn I'd fuck that version of Hound myself.
Someone explain coughposting to me
>put Brienne and Jaime together to have Jaime dump her a couple days later
More bolts, your Grace?
>tfw I will never have giant veiny man hands to hold small dainty feminine hands
this is fucking unfair, any /smallhandfeels/ bros in?
it was so bad it was good
Some user here posted about it being the first time we see Varys vulnerable and hurt.
A real shame his son got torn apart by his dogs.
Season 1-7 : Winter is coming.
Season 8, ep. 2 : Winter is here.
Season 8, ep. 4 : Winter is over.
t. D&D
now this is based
Doesn't work
Looks like a minecraft villager
Drogon looks embarassed to be there
If only his little spies hadn't drown he could have gotten intel on Euron's fucking superweapon. Completely useless spymaster.
anyone has a pic of varys smiling? I want to put the semi-transparent cough pic on top like pic related
What emotion is this expression meant to convey?
A Good Boy Denied His Pats
keep'em comin
>tfw manlet but giant disproportionate hands
i don't know if it's a good thing
does anyone still have the it's 100% bobby time green like picture i lost it
in season 4 all i wanted was to watch brienne fuck the hound. The show has plenty of sex so why the fuck not? fighting was ok but not as good.Later i was all hyped to watch her fuck tormund. I got to watch jamie fuck someone in the first episode.
she better go north.
>show goes to shit without three best men
Who'd have figured?
A real shame-AAAUUUUGGHHH
>i have no idea what's going on
>i have a plug in my ass
kek
>/got/ I sentence you to watch as the show gets ruined more for being shitposting faggots for seasons
D&D,the blood of the of the first seasons flows through us as much as you. We are kin. Stannisfags and Danyfags go back to S1
>That didn't stop you from whining about everything we did and it won't save the show now
We didn't want to save the show, kill it and be cursed. You're no showrunners of mine
>My feet hurt
>Where are my dragons
>I wish i was back home in Meereen
>I'm SOOOOO not getting another job after this
this cant be true?
But Tywin could never do what Roose did with Robb. He is not able to hide his feelings when he hates someone.
He'd probably pretend to join and link his forces and those of House Lannister with hers, and the dumb cunt would agree until he backstabs her in the cunt harder then Jaime did her daddy.
stupidity
youtube.com
that whole scene reminded me of the sopranos
This one?
Amazing, thank you
So where was Varys when the ship was breaking apart? He was right next to Tyrion when the dragon fell. Tyrion was running all around the deck, and Varys should have been there scrambling too. He just vanished and then showed up on shore coughing like a bitch.
Why didn't Dany just be queen of Essos?
Cos he's been this dude the whole series. Smug, serene, in control and always talking about realms and kings and shit like a trickster god.
Now he's drenched and crawling on a beach coughing and spluttering.
add lancel
Good boy, Ghost
Someone told me that my tiny hands are beautiful on okcupid a while ago, felt good
>Dany: has the army, the navy and the air force to wipe out Cersei in less than 30 seconds and take her throne, refuses to use it
>Cersei: has a million ballistae pointed at the one person whose death will end the war and secure her throne, doesn't fire
What the fuck are these people doing
Your friend Robert wants to take me out riding in the hills, Ned, can I go?
100% insane.
>in the books Ramsay barely resembles Roose and is predicated to be a strong-fat guy in his latter years
>in the show he's a pretty boy version of Theon and Robb with Joffrey thrown in
Thank you Dabid
Exactly. Tywin likes other people to do his killings for him to preserve his reputation, Roose doesn't give two shits.
Welcome to the internet, where everything is possible and nothing is true.
Need a cough here in MellySander's death scene
unfortunately it is
There are a few
Is this kino?
youtu.be
Where is Bronn?
>Danys has Varys executed.
OH NO
>I'm not with these guys. Never seen em before.
STOP IT STOP IT
Karstark was based
Anyone else get Mr Robot vibes from this shot?
Good boy, Ghost.
After you finish sucking me off.
The Choice Is Yours
That was a faggot.
Needs Bad Poosy
Tell me Yea Forums, by what right does the wolf judge the lion? By what right?!
retard, your dog hates u
It really was painfully obvious how the only dragon DABID ever cared about was Drogon
Because MUH RIGHT TO THE SEVEN KINGDOMS
needs Jon shooped in
>Bronn is part of the Small Council
WHERE THE FUCK IS STANNIS
Euron has wiped out Dany's fleets like 3 times already though.
>that deleted scene with varys and shae
comical.
>a dragon
>is literally named Drogon
bravo dabid
Not allowed to be anywhere near Cercei.
Why was Bronn's scene so jarring?
revenge and westeros is somehow wealthier and more advanced
i don't get it either
20 good men
I'll be gentle Ned. I won't drive the horses more than they need to go, just give them a good wringing out
>It's fine Jon just go back to your friends I'll be fine ;_;
And that's realism
Gods I'm going to miss him.
they have to be retarded so that all the pieces can be in place for the ending grrm wrote (abridged)
To be fair Dany is the same way, in the books as well. She has massive favouritism
I mean that part with the highgarden makes sense. NO TYRELLS left. so that means bronn will rule the reach.
Why
AHH YES TRULY A GAME OF REDDIT
I bet Dany would be real giddy about the dude that brutally had her nephew and niece murdered and indirectly killed her father through Jaime trying to join up with her.
in his pocket
shut up and eat your neeps
that sounds terrible
Because it was literal sitcom tier
It was just awful.
>visits summer islands once
>gets blacked, literally.
In Lena's contract
I'm white and I was pissed by that scene.
>tfw no merling theory being confirmed
>Should I tell them there is Starbucks cup on the table? No, just pretend everything is fine.
NEW LEAKS WHEN
I WANT THIS SHIT SHOW TO END
>ceseri is gonna lose this war
>I'm gonna kill you anyway tho because she promised me a castle
>unless you give me a bigger castle
His endgame makes no sense.
wtf grrm was young once? i thought he was always a fat old retard
next episode:
>Dany flies into righteous anger at the butchering of her friend at the hand of Cercei
>the writing makes it clear she is not mad and she is completely in the right
>Euron looks up as a flaming ball incinerates him
>"OH NO NO NO THIS CANT BE HAPPE-"
>Cerci incinerated as Drogon does a sick ass landing at the Red Keep
>HELL YES
>Daenerys jumps of the dragon and onto the Iron Throne
>crowd goes wild, both in the show and at home
>"My first act as Queen is to execute Varys for treason "
>YASSSSS
>John Kisses her feet and asks for forgiveness and is cut down
>you disgust me
>Sansa and Arya, Brann and Sam executed as well
>theme music starts playing as camera pans out
>narrator: and THAT is how you play the Game of Thrones
Ruler of Highgarden is Warden of the South
but why
they had not invented that yet
What the fuck happened
what ep is this from??
depends
if you met them in person Roose would be a more direct threat
but Tywin is way more scary in terms of power and influence
episodes leak the same day the episode airs because hbo is retarded with their instant streaming services.
>Isaac Hempstead Wright
>not Thomas Brody-Sangster
shit I wonder why I got these two actors confused
7 seasons of smugness is gone from her face and she feels full THE MUSIC IS TOO LOUD, MY FEET HURT every second she spends in the North. She's losing everything for a man she now realizes can be the biggest threat in the world to her, everything she's built, and everything she's always wanted, and trying to wrest control from his kin has only resulted in a poor strategic move that lost her another one of her dragon children and Missandei. It's the first time I've ever felt bad for her.
the kardashians and ariana grande are such niggers, this never looks good.
GODS SHE WAS RIPE THEN
IN MY DREAMS I FUCK HER EVERY NIGHT
YOUR LITTLE SISTER AT TWELVE, NED
I TOSS MESELF OFF EVERY MORNING WHEN I WAKE
Shae the funnie ghor
He'll meet with him and Tormund in the series finale.
Will you hurry up and die already?
Did Tywin and Varys fug?
I went with this
rip jorah
>A real shame he got poisoned by his enemies.
FUCK YO-
Do they honestly think even normies are dumb enough to think this is fine and makes sense?
>my face
>my soul
delet this
I'm laughing because they're actually going to give this meme character that position
>ShindoL's Emergence
Now I want coughing Varys wearing a smiling Varys mask to hide the pain
They dated years ago. Must have been pretty bad for her.
this is my favorite
If she just cleaned all that makeup slop off her face and lost the hair dye she'd be qt again.
you are now aware that Khal Drogo was called Drogo because GRRM knew from the outset that he was going to call Dany's dragon Drogon, and he ACTUALLY THOUGHT THAT WAS A GOOD IDEA.
IS THAT ANYWAY TO SPEAK TO YOUR KING?
CAREFULL NED
CAREFULL NOW
THIS
It's not in anyone's contract, this is made up. They just don't want to be near each other so the writers never write them in the same scene.
You should've been a true gentleman and offer your face as a seat.
Truly, a wasted opportunity.
...
Your underestimating Roose.
/r/inging the books vs. dumb&dumber comparison memes
Good Boy, Ghost
New thread
>no no it didn't hurt, honest
AHHH MY MIGHTY HAMMER POUNDING INTO YOUR LITTLE SISTER NED, ISN'T THAT A GLORIOUS SIGHT? IMAGINE IT NED, PICTURE IT IN YOUR MIND!
PROOOOH :DD
so it must be true then
OH GODS I WAS SLIM THEN
I don't see what's more advanced about westeros
*COUGH*
M-MY VERSION
*WHEEZES*
Azor Azhari!
The poster that was to ppromised..
"Give me highgarden or I shoot you"
short leg shakey dorito in my bakey
*cough*
Benioff why did you
*cough
film me chocking on this
*cough
pretzel?
>She's losing everything for a man she now realizes can be the biggest threat in the world to her
She's a childless single woman and he's a childless single man born of the same house(known for it's incest) and didn't they fuck already on the boat last season? There is literally nothing stopping them from marrying and naturally alligning their interests except for D&D's shit writing.
Good Boy, Ghost
yikes.