Lemme tell ya a couple of three things

SUCK OUR COCKS?

WHAT NEXT CARMINE!? HE GET TO FUCK HER FER A MILLION!?

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You probably taught her how

he wants to fuck her?

Would I shit you? You're my favorite turd

WHAT'S THIS THE FUCKIN' UN NOW

hey
you gotta bee honour your hat

IT WAS A BEAUTIFUL INNOCENT CREATURE

oh a wiseguy eh? Fuggedaboudit!

the wire

SHE WAS ABUSIVE TO THE STAFF!

How many years in the can?

why is there only 1 new york family in the show? there's allegedly 5. and why would the rest of the alleged crime families allow jersey to go around killing made guys? jersey would get curbstomped and their rackets given to the 5.
chase is from the area, he knows. for a realistic show it was pretty unrealistic.

doesn't tony reach out to another family to arrange the okay on whacking phil?

Why would they be wet?

did he? i'm happy to be mistaken.

the families focus on new york, no one gives a shit about jersey really (glorified crew, malignant growth etc.)

Hey, my friend. Youuuu don't talk that way to Santa!

The DiMeo/Soprano family was essentially a glorified Lupertazzi crew. All their most profitable rackets were joint ventures with them and while he was Underboss Johnny Sack was basically the babysitter for Jersey.

WORD TO THE WISE, REMEMBER PEARL HARBOR

You sure you wanna go down this road Tony?

I SAID MY THREE THINGS CHRISSY

Best fucking character

fucking family..
i bought his kid a 400 dollar surfboard for his birthday

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GO BACK TA JERSEY YA COCKSUCKA

LMAO

NOBODY BEATS THE WOPS ON EGO BANTER, FUCKIN HILARIOUS

PUNTO DI HONORE!

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>that episode phil turned into a house
he wanted to be a mansion, he compromised

>MUH FAT WIFES HONAAH
Who the fuck did John think he was, Sir Walter Raleigh? Who did he think was keeping that bitch in devilled dogs anyway

20 YEARS INSIDE WITHOUT A FUCKING PEEP AND ALL HE HAD TO SHOW FOR IT WAS A FUCKING HOUSE, NOT EVEN A MANTION.

No more Butchie, No more of this.

Twenny fuckin' yeas, I wanted to fuck a radiadeah, I jerked off on grilled cheese

in the old days, he wouldnt have even had to ask

My estimation of John Sacrimoni, as a man, just fucking plummeted.

Guys what do I do?
I've seen season 1-3 the most and want to watch again, but just seasons 4-6. Am I allowed to do that?

In your father's day, we wouldn't even be having this conversation

why are sopranos threads entirely just reddit circle jerks of your favorite quotes?

lemme tell ya a couple of three things

[heavy breathing]

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the balls on this prick

Theres a scene where Jr is relaxing watching tv and people keep entering the room/house and he says something like 'Is this place a circus?'. Im not sure what he exactly said but i couldnt stop laughing

She's a malignant cunt.

most based character coming through

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This. mafia dudes have codes of honor and shit, and they dont fuck around with each others wives. but if you let your wife get cartoonishly fat like that its your fault too. he could have paid for a personal trainer or a home gym at least. hell, lipo the bitch or get that 95 pound mole removed you stupid wop

BECAUSE NEARLY THE ENTIRE SHOW IS QUOTABLE, HILARIOUS BANTER
ARGUABLY MORE THAN COMEDY THAN DRAMA, ITS LIKE A 51% THING

THERE IS PLENTY OF SERIOUS PLOT TO DISCUSS AND SOMETIMES SOPRANOS THREADS GO THAT WAY, ITS GOT IT ALL

REMAINS THE #1 TV SHOW OF ALL TIME
>INB4 MADMEN SHITTERS

>MFW TONY CALLS HIM MR MAGOO

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fear the GOAT

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I took shit from the discord trannies the minute I got offa Reddit. No more of this Butchie...

SHE WAS A WHOOHAH STEVEN WHY'D YA DO IT???? WAS IT YOU STEVEN???
A. No.
B. No.
C. No.
D. No.
E. No.
F. No.
G. No.
H. No.
I. No.
J. No.
K. No.
L. No.
M. No.
N. No.
O. No.
P. No.
Q. No.
R. No.
S. No.
T. No.
U. No.
V. No.
W. No.
X. No.
Y. No.
Z. No.

THE MAN HARBORS A SHINEBOX

I AINT SUPPOSED TO BE SEEN HERE YOU FUCKIN IDIOTS

matt drinkwater bevelaqua

Give me 1000 dollars

>&. I DON'T KNOW

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“Remember the crazy hair? And the dope? Now it’s fags in the military!”

I laughed at this for about 5 minutes straight, unreal delivery on that line

I had a grilled cheese up my ass for 20 years. I jacked off on to a shinebox

was it me ? of course not, now go for a fucking walk

Stupida facking game

he gets in "cousins" from italy

>Nobody would fuck her even if you paid him a million, John.

TWENTY

Tony!

I hadda to park the car all the way over!

FACHEEM

OOH

AAH

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it's funny to think how ralphies life was basically saved by ginny getting caught fathanded

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HE WAS A HOOOAAAAAOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUSE!

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SON OF A BITCH

>russians? they're not all bad!

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A FUCKIN INTERIOR DECORATOR

HIS HOUSE LOOKED LIKE SHIT

MY PIZZA NEVER HURT NOBODY

based

A. She was a hooah
B. She hit me
C. That wasn't my kid she was carrying
D. I was on a lot of coke
E. I don't give a fuck what any little slit thinks of me
F. They didn't have flat tops in ancient Rome
G. I was born handsome instead of rich
H. There was a lot of wine that night
I. She slipped, she fell, I don't know
J. It was the Indians and the commie fucks
K. I had my hearing aids turned down
L. I caught the clap from some hippie broad I was fucking
M. She wanted to stick a dildo up my ass, make believe she was pimpin' me out
N. She wasn't that smart to begin with
O. Fucking Gladiator ya fuck
P. You think I'm afraid of that fat fuck?
Q. She was a cock sucking slob
R. Who the fuck did she think she was, Sir Walter Raleigh?
S. My balls were bigger than an Irish broads ass
T. No accountability, this kid
U. She was a little pig-headed if you ask me
V. Last year, you believed a flyin' saucer was over East Rutherford.
W. I had to reclaim Rome for my people
X. I heard Ginny Sack's getting a ninety five pound mole taken off her ass
Y. It was a fucking hooarse
Z. I can be on time tomorrow but you'll be stupid forever

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This entire dumb thread is proof Sopranos is the greatest show of all time, I've been laughing like a fucking idiot just remembering the context of each quote

go in the back, make meatballs

post unmatched kino

youtube.com/watch?v=OUdZhMsSZcA

youtube.com/watch?v=vr4M-w5LmOM

what the fuck was phil thinking

I tried watching this once, but all the characters are just so immoral and unplesant I don't know how people put up with this for 6 seasons.

It would be cool if the show was also about another mob family, but they're good and honourable, and the Sopranos are their rivals, kind of like the Lannisters vs the Starks conflict in Game of Thrones. Just something to lighten up the show from seeing this fat depressed psychopath all the time.

M'BOY ARE YOU FAT

They contact a retired New York boss from another family. George Paglieri.
5 New York family doesn’t want to get involved with Lupertazzi-NJ conflict, especially now with RICO.

RALPHIE IFFY UH
JOHNNY GOT THE STIFFY UH

Not always, I try to bring up topics time to time
And it’s an old show. Been discussed plenty before

Nice bait

Game of Thrones has better writing, acting and direction. Only notable actors were Tony, everyone else was either just unlikeable, annoying, or needed acting lessons.

he was a real man

Very weak bait. If you want to get (you)s you need to say that Breaking Bad or Mad Men did it better.

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>it died on the vine.

Imagine a) being this much of a pleb or b) being this bad at baiting

You guys think Ralph was weird with women?