Autistic things think while watching movies

>see female with thin hips
>think about how hard giving birth would be for her

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Whenever there is a static long shot I look at the objects on the very side of the frame to see if there is some extremely slow zoom happening or not.

>character goes underwater

>hold breath until they resurface

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Did you die here?

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Get out Im the only person who does this

>warn the characters on screen when they put themselves into danger by yelling

same wtf
does that mean I'm autistic

BASED and REDPILLED

I unironically was taking big gasps of air during this scene, was comfy

Poseidon is the best movie to do the underwater test

I do this in real life when I look at women. I've seen some really extreme hiplets out there, it's almost scary.

I did this multiple times during 13th Warrior cave dive scene.

>characters get into car
>see if characters put on their seatbelt

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>See attractive female
>Imagine her taking a poop
Every time

>character does something awkward
>pause the video

I do this too, but that's just calling being a good kinosseur

use to do it allote

>cringe scene
>open phone and shitpost

Literally all me

>paus
>close eyes
>smile
>lower head
>slowly take my hand to my face
>stay still awkwardly for a moment
>breath
>continue watching

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>character is driving while having a conversation with his passenger
>he constantly takes his eyes off the road for far more than the microsecond people do in reality
Why do this? If I'm driving I barely glance over at a passenger while talking, if at all. It's like you want the audience to anticipate a crash that never happens.

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i don't watch movies at all. i just post about movies I've never seen on Yea Forums

>see Asian woman
>imagine how hairy her pussy is

>things think while watching
Man, what's with that frog and only legally retarded people posting it? It's not normal.

What an existence.

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hard mode: Clockwork Orange scene

>be manlet
>occasionally look up height of people involved in stuff i watch

I don't watch movies that have colored people as main actors

Every single female character in a movie the first and only thing i see is her tits

>character is dead
>stare at body to catch signs of life (eyes moving, breathing, vein pulsating)

>cool special effect
>zone out and wonder how could they do it
>rewind because I missed a few minutes

>door/furniture/anything moves by itself
>imagine I'm the one behind the door pushing it/sliding the chair with some strings etc.

I thought I was the only one.

I analyze every guys hairlines

>character gets emotional
>imagine myself as the actor to see if i could recreate the facial expressions