Sex scenes in non-erotic movies should be illegal

Why is this amusing to them?

you have to be a chink to understand

>slutty woman banging a chad
>romance
pick one

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pro tip: your granny knows what sex is and was fucking like a rabbit in her youth, stop being such a snowflake.

WHERE IS MY FUCKING 2D MATERNAL CARING ONE SAN WIFE?!!!!! I WANT IT SO MUCH BROS ;_;

It's cringy

>a chad
You mean a minimum of two chads/cute guys. It's always a love triangle and it might even have other guys on the side

Why would he be embarrassed when he's with his girlfriend? Was this made by a gook?

> Was this made by a gook

yes

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Hot

Sex is like taking a shit, they're primal needs nothing more. Both are things we should avoid talking about. Someone who talks about sex a lot is pretty much just as bad as a scat fetishist.

wrong. shitting is a biological function that you have no say in and will happen to you regardless. you can go through your entire life without having sex once, just ask Yea Forums

the comparison between shitting and sex is an old meme,my friend.

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Give shadman version plx

Friction

I used to get this all the time with my younger sister whenever I visited her when she was still at university. I always paid for stuff because I had a job and she was a poor student. Then you're buying drinks at the bar and they think you're married because your IDs have the same last name.
My sister is based though so it was fine.

>My sister is based though so it was fine.
So, how was the sex?

Non-erotic movies should be illegal.

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Why are Americans so scared of sex?

porn with too much plot or movie with too much sex?

Cat benis has spikes and it's extremely painful to the female. This comic is not an accurate depiction.

You acted as a deflector from thirsty nigga
I used to go on holiday with girls for all my life.
Ranging to 3 to 5-6.
When they got out without me they were always hit on but as soon as I was there nobody dared to defile my harem

The truth is, the game was rigged from the start

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based but also redpilled

Cat sex is almost always some old huge Tom raping kittens too. They bite down on the kittens neck hard enough to draw blood.

Sex is for the majority of animal species, and even for those that don't find it painful they rarely enjoy it either. Only stupid humans are obsessed with it.

Dolphins and bonobos too.

For a sex scene, this one still sucks.

Dolphins and bonobos are rapists and are infamous for torturing other animals.

Based and redpilled.

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>gook

Don't gook phones have to beep while they record?
These people all know they're being filmed. It's a skit

>hand holding meme

based

it's always pleasurable for the males and really that's the only important thing

>Cat sex is almost always some old huge Tom raping kittens too. They bite down on the kittens neck hard enough to draw blood.
Sounds hot.

>Only stupid humans are obsessed with it.
>tfw too intelligent to have sex

2 nukes wasn't enough

Just logged in. What's w/ the anime pic op spamming today on this board?

Wut?

The dude in the second panel while thinking about cat poop achieved chim and acquired reality-bending powers

Sex should only be between a man and woman joined in marriage.

Any woman who would kiss a man before they are formally engaged is a trollop.

>Asian humor

We don't, yurocuck. That's strictly the bible belt.
We just think it's more ethical to put restrictions on sexual media for the sake of children instead of banning them from buying spoons.