BREAKING: STAR WARS RISE OF SKYWALKER IS GOING TO HAVE A RUNTIME OF 4 HOURS AND 33 MINUTES

they literally used to have intermissions, should bring the back

will they include star wars brand piss jugs as well

>Star Wars 12 not coming out until 2022
>Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull 2 2021
HOOOOOOO

I gotta pee, and drink some water.

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>it’s huge but there’s definitely gonna be cuts
thats what the rabbi said

A lot of ground battles like the one in Solo movie where skywalker leading the charge.

>BREAKING: STAR WARS RISE OF SKYWALKER IS GOING TO HAVE A RUNTIME OF 4 HOURS AND 33 MINUTES
Oh my!!

Will it have a plot this time around?

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>when you waste two movies and have to cram a trilogy in to the last one

have an upboat

star wars is dead and the mouse killed it

>Rise of Skywalker
>Revival of Skywalker
The first half of the movie is them going through the process to revive Luke, which is why they have to go the death star.

they just might do this, in an attempt to salvage the trilogy after spending two flicks to achieve exactly nothing in terms of plot progression

thats a bad theory.
Hamill is just on the loose shithing on the new movies.
i dont think they will use him.
but hey you have Lando.
remember him?

4.5 hours of shit, yay.
The camrip download's going to be huge.

wait for yifi

>stay off Yea Forums for like 3 months bro
I want in on the memes on the ground floor.

10/10

I can't fucking believe Americans (ans probably many other countries) don't have intermissions, literally what's stopping them to do the simplest thing possible for long movies? Here in Italy we have them for every film.

Because if you add up all the time for intermissions that's 1 or maybe 2 extra showings per screen per day.
Money is our only god.

>Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull 2 2021
The aliens were in a stone temple, which was actually a spaceship.

There's a band called "Stone Temple Pilots."

Whoaaaaaaaaaa...

I have an inside source at Lucasfilm. The D&D trilogy has:

-Darth Revan
-Darth Bane
-Snoke
-Common crossguard Lightsabers
-First jedi temple
-The Prophecy of the chosen one
-Scourge of Malachor
-Plan is to go all out with more CGI than any star wars film before, by far

They'll either split in half for the theater run or whittle it down. Americans lack the attention span to go any longer.

2-3 hours theatrical and 4 hours exclusively on disney+

Sweet.

hopefully they just make it spaceballs 2 3 and 4
>we're just pretending to be retarded

>2-3 hours theatrical and 4 hours exclusively on disney+
AAaaand dropped

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Am I the only person on earth that can hold his piss for 7 hours straight without so much as feeling uncomfortable?

Stop drinking soda all your lives. Your bodies must be fucking crap.

its going to be so bloated and predictable. fuck disney

Just how many subversions does it have that it needs over four and a half hours?

Nigger I drink straight fucking water 90% of the time and I still can barely go 120 minutes most times without having to piss.

Hopefully enough to subvert 8 out of existence.

I drink chilli dogs.

SWfags will piss themselves to see Rey defeat Kylo for the third time

>Am I the only person on earth that can hold his piss for 7 hours straight without so much as feeling uncomfortable?
I know man! Sometimes I sleep up to 10-12 hours at without using toilet once!!

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A lot of it is going to be galactic battle scenes and such. Klaud (the yellow slug alien) hooks the resistance up with decommissioned clone wars equipment and the mon calamari are in full force. There's a coup against Kylo Ren by the red stormtroopers on the poster and the Knights of Ren. So it's a 3-way clusterfuck.

It's like how Revenge of the Sith had Coruscant space battle, Kashyyk, Utapau, Jedi temple massacre, Felucia, wherever Ki-Adi-Mundi and Plo koon were, etc etc.

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I drink soda and coffee exclusively. I might look like shit, but I can go without peeing for 12 hours at a time. They're just memeing.

Sounds kino.

.....Have they actually hired competent sci-fi/genre savvy writers this time?

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It is written by the guy that wrote BvS

god help us

Jokes on you. BvS is a masterpiece and Terrio is an Oscar winning writer

That's actually a pretty kino shot, if only the context around it wasn't so terrible.

Big if true

I don't see how soda should have anything to do with this, but i have some minor peeing problem and i piss around once per hour. Not everyone's body is the same. (it seems to be genetic since my mommy does too, but who knows)

Because of this scene, from now on I am expecting to see fighters and light bombers converted into heavy light-speed torpedoes to be used against capital ships

And fuck you if you subvert my expectations

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The takeaway from Rogue One vs. Solo at Lucasfilm is to really hammer in the Wars part of Star Wars. Setting up the time between VIII and IX for endless books, cartoons, television shows, etc. Dave Filoni's gonna do another TCW/Rebels in this era for Disney+ after TCW S7 if it's successful.

Incredibly there's a small scene of BB-8 in a droid factory (astromechs/protocols/n sheet) that's sort of a lowkey callback to the droid factory in attack of the clones. It's 3 way split between ROTJ nostalgia/prequels nostalgia/and new shit

Kylo Ren in his tie fighter on the desert planet going straight at rey is after the coup, he's a fugitive and pissed and takes out his rage at rey for having turned him down and aiding the resistance escape in 8 since the Knights of Ren blamed him for the war as a result. A small detachment of first order goons track him there and get into the chase with Poe/3po/finn.

The new Supreme Leader vs Kylo ren and Rey in the death star wreckage. Kylo ren dies and its very reylo pandering

No intermissions

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>Jokes on you
>BvS is a masterpiece
Now tell us the one about Rian Johnson, Master Troll.

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Can’t wait

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>load up some kinography
>running time starts with a 2

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>Hammer home the Wars part
We are never going to escape Rebels vs Empire now are we?

>mommy
cringe

Based dehydrated posters

>We are never going to escape Rebels vs Empire now are we?
They can overdose on SJW and make a new republic, hunting for imperial nazi stormtrooper incels and censoring the internet for wrongthink

If you're not thirsty (generally speaking, in healthy and young) you're not dehydrated.

The soldiers in afrika korps were provisioned with salt tablets for better water retention

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sounds kino

laffed my socks off XD

I know there's no chance in hell it's actually going to release at a length even close to that. But if it did, that would unironically be amazing and give me hope for the franchise again

BASED AND KINOPILLED

As somebody who has seen movies in both the eu and us I can say intermissions are nice and I wish the states had them. But eu does it in a retarded way where they don’t time the intermission to a lull in the movie but just 1/2 wherever that may be.
>big action sequence starts
>random cut to black
>intermission:^)

Just imagine how cool this could be, seriously.
>Opens with a 40 minute battle that seemlessly switches from a space battle to a land battle like something out of the unreleased Battlefront 3
>A deep plot explaining all the plot holes from TLJ and how Luke wasn't dead but his spirit had traveled to another plain of existence
>An hour of Luke in this other plain, with almost zero talking, on a western-like adventure, hunting the ghost of Snoke to stop him from reapparating
>Kylo's redemption arc and his just rulership that the rebels can't accept, muddying the lines of morality and whether the ends can ever justify the means
>Rey fighting each of the Knights of Ren individually, with a 5-10 minute uninterrupted fight scene allocated to each in vein of The Raid
>numerous flashbacks to the gap between ep6 and 7, detailing the breakdown in communication among the new republic senate and Han and Leia drifting apart after Kylo becomes corrupted
Damn

Somewhere inside that four and a half hour long work is a two hour movie that will do the Skywalker name justice, be fertile ground for new canon works in every medium, and revitalize the SW fandom.
It's too bad that those two hours will wind up on the cutting room floor, isn't it?

It's funny how little I care. I mean, not one bit.

Obviously you do.

My guess is that they'll come up with an extra 45 minutes or so and break it into two parts, like the finale of Hairy Potter.

my first thought was that i wanted to lick her legs and pusy clean

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Gross

They like them some easy formulas. Can't blame them too much since the EU realized this & tried to avoid it becoming just that, but some still bitch about anything different they tried to do.
It really is true that some of us will never be satisfied regardless & will bitch no matter what.

Kek, I was already fuming with response by the time I got to the spoiler, 10/10.

Just so long as they put different spins on it - Jedi vs Sith, for example

STAAAAHHHP!

>not just relyingon the first draft
Already know it's gonna be better than TLJ

no i can too. fucking normies

Woman's anatomy doesn't allow them to hold their urine as long as men. Also, for 7h that's not normal unless you don't drink anything. Get help.

Women shouldn't be at the kinoplex. They should be in the kitchen.

Based!

Anakin as Jesus confirmed.