HAHA VIRGIN LOL

What an asshole. The only pussy h ever got where whores paid for by daddy's money. This dude is supposed to be some high IQ genius Was it even acceptable in the middle ages to make fun of people for being virgins?

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people, especialy women, know that women cannot keep their legs closed
-because people know that most men never amount to anything

virginity is the best discriminant for people:
-good women are not tramps
-good men manage to make something of their lives (and, since women are loose by nature, fucking a woman is not so hard (if you do not fuck a woman, you better be good at something else))

naturally, this utopia never occurs:
-women spread their legs chasing their fun, especially through good sex, thanks to the men ready to serve them
-very few men go beyond women
men never amount to anything besides providing entertainment for women, since providing for women is the easiest thing, especially when it comes to giving them gifts.

Brienne is not a thot who can't keep her legs closed she's an oversized autistic knight who looks terrible and has far too much testosterone ofcourse she's a fucking virgin and that midget is acting smug for figuring that out when it's obvious to everyone

He's probably banged more chicks IRL than you faggot OP.

>so there wasn't any friction between your genitals and someone else's?

Yeah, Tyrion made an ass of himself

>Was it even acceptable in the middle ages to make fun of people for being virgins?
Yes, if a person was already in their 30s and it was virgin people would bully until he kill himself

Brienne asked about his past marriage, he had every right to be an asshole back

You're stupid. Tyrion wasn't laughing at Brienne.

I am 25 years old and I never even kissed a girl.

>Was it even acceptable in the middle ages to make fun of people for being virgins?
This is your problem with the series now?
It's written like a tumblr post, sure, but you think this is the major problem of these last 4 seasons?

unironically sort it out

Making fun of a woman for being a virgin is weird now and unthinkable in the Middle Ages when it was a virtue (at best she’d called out on being unmarried)

Terrible, terrible writing as always

>Was it even acceptable in the middle ages to make fun of people for being virgins?

On the off chance you're actually interested: Yes. Especially in the context of Christian virtues, leading a celibate life was seen as commendable, not only among the clergy. Abstinence if often cited as a trait which qualifies monarchs for sainthood in chronicles and papal bulls (e.g. Edward the Confessor or Louis IX. of France).

This is of course the view of the upper 2-3% of the population. What the average serf might have thought we don't know.

She only stated that she thought that he had been married before Sansa

You’re fucking retarded, all acounts suggest the opposite, especially for women

incel OP is triggered

GoT doesn't take place during the Middle Ages. it's a different world entirely.

does he get fake beard for his cheeks

This show is written for women now.

Ages are universal. It's more of a descriptor and isn't relative to our specific timeline.

Kissing is worth it if she's sweet and innocent and loving and wholesome. Very rare to find a girl like that though. And she doesn't stay that way for long.

Fucking is not worth it, I advise against it fellow user. Making out is worth it, but whatever you do, do not stick your cock in her twat. Trust me.

t. incel

they cut out the Penny character so he pretty much has no development or arc after killing his father

Every definition from google's results says it's a time period of Europe, but okay.
Even if it was a descriptor, got has dragons and ice zombies, so what makes you think that it should be an exact parallel socially?

HEY TYRION REMEMBER YOUR EX WIFE THAT WAS SECRETLY A WHORE WHO YOUR BROTHER HELPED GET GANGRAPE

WACKY TIMES HUH

Fuck off cunt it's the Middle Ages, there are human beings, breathing, eating and reproducing, the world is harsh and they need to survive, there are knights, armors, swords, castles, there are laws on marriages and successions and filiation (difference between bastards and legitimate children), it's the fucking middle ages and it's anthropological, virginity will always be a virtue for women of standing birth in those circumstances. Fuck off with your "it's 99% like the middle ages, but girls can fuck who they like", it's either one or the other because nothing else makes sense if virginity isn't a big deal.

Real talk though, why has this entire last season boiled down to who can lose their virginity before they die?

have sex

are you some kind of schizophrenic who can't differentiate between fiction and reality?

Tysha is pure.

Post highscores, lads.

Not in the show since they cut Jaime's confession

>sticking your dick in a woman in this day and age
It's like you're asking for trouble.

>Was it even acceptable in the middle ages to make fun of people for being virgins?
the middle ages was HUGE on schadenfreude, OP. if your descendants were really unlucky, they'd have to bear a last name that was essentially mockery of their ancestor

If your kill count is less than your age divided by two then you need to fuckin give up

So if it's 100% like the middle ages then why is most of Westeros polytheistic? HIstorically Europe was monotheistic. I'd say that's a bigger change than how they percieve virginity, wouldn't you agree?

Yes I'm sure that's why you're a virgin. Incels somehow manage to come off as extremely pathetic as well as self righteous. Just admit this sour grapes excuse is the only way you're able to reconcile your virginity in a time where it's never been easier to meet women.

Middle ages were still full of pagans everywhere actually.

So? Europe was predominantly monotheistic at the time.
> Fuck off with your "it's 99% like the middle ages, but girls can fuck who they like", it's either one or the other
Make up your mind.

>LITERALLY refered to as "The Maid of Tarth"
>never married, in a period where this matters
Gee I guess you really need to keep your brain sharp to make those deductions

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>mfw people are actually and unironically debating the faithfulness of the representation of virginity on a mainstream TV show

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He is probably shocked a fetish fuel like Brienne is still a virgin.

Bad writing and out of character desu. Even drunk Tyrion was shown to be respectful of women, even if they were whores. He wouldn't have deliberately humiliated Brienne like that, Dumb and Dumber just needed a segue into the Jaime/Brienne scene and aren't intelligent enough to write it properly

So they were bullied into.. ever lasting life through God all mighty?God I wish that were me

If virginity was a virtue then how was Tyrion being disrespectful?

Thank dumb&dumber

hs

>tells a woman to have sex
>she does

How about you? Have sex.

damn you tried really hard buddy, have a pity reply

nigga wut

imagine being a dinky

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Because the FBI is hiding the fact that the 1999 KW4 meteor will hit earth in 2-3 weeks and kill an enormeous amount of the population. You better lose your virginity by then...
well I'm not. I rather go to heaven.

She a slut.

Jaime and Brienne's relation should have stayed platonic, and poor Tormund should have scored instead. Tyrion and Jaime being a Cyrano to Tormund could have been gold.

Where did you get the idea he wasn't supposed to be an asshole?

you're thinking too small-brained here, he got her flustered so she could be set up with Jaime.

Or it might just be shit writing.

What the fuck are you on about?

He literally said "have sex"

HAVE

Sex is sex buddy. You've either had it or you haven't.

i fucked a 33 year old virginal woman once. she was an ogre and it was awful

> it's a different world entirely.
Except it isn't

why is it trouble?

it is trouble if you're in the bottom 50th percentile of men. read "cat person" short story and women's reaction to it