Cobra Kai

>you will never have two karate qts fighting over you

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Why is it I wish Sam was my platonic daughter, yet I want to fuck the shit out of Tory?

Tory is way hotter

imagine they gang rape you

Tory is terry silver's daughter

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I laughed so hard with that scene

God

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Amazing how show is both politically correct and anti-sjw.

Because you're a moron?

>Sam
>Titty fed daddy's money spending retard
>Accuses Tori of something she didn't do and gets BTFO
>Constantly trashing Tori because she's with Miguel who you didn't give a fuck about until he started going with someone else
>Tori helps Miguel get over his beta bitch desperation oneitis
>Tori trains with him and since she's with CK he doesn't have to worry about being treated like a piece of shit by that grandstanding dickhead LaRusso
>Way hotter than Sam
>Puts out way more
>Came up rough so she's for real
>Had to actually fight and work for what little she has
>Sam gets drunk trying to show Tori up and then kisses Miguel in front of him
>So much of a fucking embarrassment to her parents she has to go stay the night at the house of her dad's mortal enemy
>Her dick head father commits felony breaking and entering, vandalism, and assault after spending the entire season trying to provoke Lawrence
>Lawrence STILL doesn't press charges
>Sam kissing Miguel sends Robbie into a butt blasted rage so he cripples Miguel after Miguel beats him AGAIN
Sam is quite literally the epicenter of everything bad that happens to everyone in this show. Sam is what Kreese was trying to prevent.

Being a child is believing in Sam and the Miyagi way.

Being an adult is realizing that Kreese is right, and that Tori is the real woman.

It blows my mind how redpilled this show is.

>Unironically supporting Kreese, an utter loser who can only satisfy his sociopathic lust for power by bullying little kids.

That said, Sam is a spoiled shit.

Yeah, especially since it's a YouTube production.

>ywn never live in 80s california, practicing karate and doing coke in your pontiac firebird

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Based and toripilled

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>sluts do karate
>beta cucks say they are good people for caring about sluts
>redpill

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How can one character be so fucking based

>sociopathic lust for power
By that logic anyone who aspires to do anything is a sociopath. Kreese was right. Fighting is about defending yourself. LaRusso teaches people to defend themselves from attack. Kreese teaches them to defend themselves from being attacked. He trains them to not hold back and to not show mercy because if you do either of those things you are leaving yourself vulnerable which is exactly what happened to Miguel and he paid dearly for it. LaRusso's teaching goes out the window once a person is seeing red. Kreese is constantly putting his students in that frame of mind so they actually know how to deal with it. LaRusso is a giant hypocrite. He has never once taken responsibility for any of the bad or even illegal things that he has done. At least Johnny and Kreese admit what they are.

But Sam is fat

>Sam 'wins' against Tori
>Gets lucky final shot in after getting ass drug the entire fight
>Ends up in the hospital with multiple serious injuries
>Tori is back in the gym training that evening.

No one is talking about the women neckbeard.

Gonna need graphic evidence to back up this claim.

I had a vietnamese gf once, who would beat up the gf i had before regularly. Shit's fucking cash.

Moon is best girl

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Looks like a goblin.

I want to fuck Aisha so bad. I know she's fat and black but I bet that pussy is tight as fuck.

Literal free love hippy hypocritical whore
>oh no my boyfriend tried to beat up some nerd better break up with him
>Kyler beating up nerds? That’s okay!
>Yasmine cyberbullying Aisha and Sam? That’s okay!
>But Hawk, I won’t date a bully. I’ll just be BFFs with them.
HAWK DESERVED BETTER

She lost a ton of wait during the off season.

Disgusting

This sounds kind of fun. Is the whole thing on youtube?

Is people really happy with season 2?

Don't get me wrong Cobra kai season 1 is TOP, 10/10 material. Yet Season 2 doesn't feel like.

While from episode 1 to 6 is as good as season 1, after that is getting shittier and shittier while losing the point about the serie and the focus. Peaking on Episode 9 beeing the shittiest of them all.

The fight on Episode 10 doesn't have any weight at all or meaning they just fighting becouse of a rivalry and stupid shit. Not near the stakes of season 1. And the resolution is just kinda moronic.

Why is Keene suddenly bad if he trained with miyagi-do?

Is he /ourguy/?

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He’s reddit’s guy

Nope, he is

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Don't bully moon. He apologise already. Went from popular bimbo bully to friend with everyone. Give her some credit she cute

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This would be kino.

Close but not close enough

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wtf sam looked so thin last season

Karate makes you fat

Miyagi-Do: lmao Cobra Kais fight dirty
Also Miyagi-Do:
>publicly humiliates a guy
>hits a guy in the face with a textbook
>cripples a guy

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this guy deserves to get beaten every day lets be honest here

Yeah, they had to dress her like shit so it wasn't as obvious.

The only correct way to end this series is to have Lawrence fuck Larusso's wife and daughter in front of him and burn that fucking chink's dojo.
Fuck Larusso fuck Miyagi and fuck miyagiDo

Based and cobrapilled

i agree

Absolutely Based

always thought this chick looked weird with her square jaw and huge mouth/lips.. now that i think about it most girls on the show are weird or ugly looking desu.

Is this show more than just dumb teenage drama with some karate scenes here and there? As a 30 year old boomer I like me some Karate but I don't want to sit through 10 hours of 15 year olds talking about their first time. Like they are mocking me or something.

Watch the first episode on youtube, and see if it's worth it.

>all these faggots arguing between Tory and Sam when pic related is clearly best girl

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>this samefag pretending anyone watches this shit

>Hnngggler

Main character is a based boomer. Give it a try user, it's pretty comfy

Larusso don't deserve such a good and hot girl.

Sam is the best girl

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Ok holy shit this show is washed up boomer kino. Amazing.

FUCK MOON AND DEMITRI. Hawk will rise in season 3.

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Fuck that asshole. Just a beta who thinks he's cool cause he knows how to kick. Absolute garbage

I'd like to see more of Hawk's family in season three. His mom was upset aboit gim being bullied so it would be cool to see how she reacted to the new Hawk.

She was a hottie. Im in for more hawk mommy