Is this the weakest Bond?

>rapes a lesbian and turns her straight

so whos the best leiter?

>craig
>bond

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Either Jack Lord or David Hedison, both are equally good. I guess I'd say Jack Lord simply for being the first

Yep. Truly a god among men.

Bond isn't a superhero, nigger. In every film the main henchman is always stronger and better than Bond. Bond is just resourceful and determined.

Nick Nack being a notable exception, he was just extremely cunning and devious. He outsmarts Bond several times, based Nick Nack.

That was back when Bond was just a alpha male who got shit done and enjoyed himself along the way without trying to be "dark" or "edgy". Dude was extremely smart but not superhuman and was too busy fucking broads at night to study nuclear bomb design manuals. At the end, he saved the world and didn't have to worry about the Masterson girls calling him a month later with the results of a pregnancy test. Win-win for everyone.

We're so used to Xander Cage-style capeshit that we forget what real alpha heroes look like.

Never Say Never Again is objectively the worst Bond movie ever made and this cannot be refuted.

Moonraker is a close second.

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This. I love Goldfinger specifically becaue of how low-key the action and tension are. It adds a realistic charm that mixes well with the superspy flair. And being shit at defusing bombs was a staple Bond trait, as I understood.

Worst bond coming through

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>Song makes Goldfinger sound cunning and seductive
>He's a fat dumb fuck and no charisma with one of the stupidest schemes in 007 history

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>one of the stupidest schemes in 007 history
Back in 1964 when the US dollar was still directly tied to the gold reserve, it was actually a pretty amazing scheme.

QoS is the least bad of Craig's Bonds. It isn't as pretentious as the other ones he's in.

>Song makes Goldfinger sound cunning and seductive

Bond themes always sound to me that they are talking about Bond. While name dropping the villain in between.

Except the Goldfinger song is explicitly talking about a villain who loves gold and is specifically refering to his actions with his name in every fucking refrain.

Die Another Day and Casino Royale are the 2 worst Bonds. For opposite reasons.

>defeats the villain by raping one of his underlings
Least satisfying conclusion to any Bond film.

Not if you're Bond

Listen to the lyrics. Aside from name dropping the movies title, the lyrics could equally be about Bond.

Live and Let Die is easily the worst Bond.

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Bond is a skilled human spy in this movie its great.

1. It’s not a Bond movie.
2. If you hate Moonraker then you don’t have a soul.

I have a soft spot for Live and Let Die. Has a great cheesy Paul McCartney song for a theme, and Dr. Kananga was a fun villian especially for getting inflated to death.

Kys. Brosnan was very good.

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this or moonraker

Brosnan had one 1 good movie (Goldeneye) and 3 average/awful movies. It also introduced Judi Dench M who always felt out of place.

Okay but he himself as Bond was good, even if I agree that most of his movies were average. And he’s certainly better than Daniel Cr*ig.

The chick who gets gold fingered is a babe, the movie itself if obviously inferior to Dr. No and FRWL though

He was a good Bond but his shit films hurt his ranking.

>Fort Knox would be radioactive for 58 years
>1964+58 = 2022
damn

his heart is cold he loves only gold?
classic bond!