/ALITA/

First fo wholesome comf.

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Always, blessed friend. I really love your constant posts like this they make me smile every time.

Anyone know why the wagie working at the cinema kept coming into the screening I was in a few weeks back, it was just me and like 2 other random guys in there.

Was he just checking that we weren't doing any shady recording or some shit?

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sin city 2

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Honestly would be pretty funny but yeah: that film made no fucking money at ALL

undercover gay sex my man

dw fren, Ill be here till the end.

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that makes me very happy. you'll be good to have for the fabled coming of the people when we get our rip

I liked both the sin city movies

That or making sure no creepy shit was going on, like pedos jerking it to doll-body Alita

In the last thread someone mentioned reporting to the fbi over a post about the idea of streaming,
I can see that people were joking, but what about the people that share the cam rip mega link?
Cant those people get in trouble with the fbi? Someone was posting about reporting the last thread to the fbi but doesnt that fucks up the anons that keep sharing the cam rip links?
And how does the jannies allow the links to the mega site?

Does anyone have the greentext of mall goth/punk Alita

When are you going to shut the hell up?

Sin city 2 made like 9 million in USA

No but I have this one:
>I saw you hanging out with that girl again
>She must have tricked you
>I know you’d never choose to spend time away from me
>You trust people too easily
>So I made an example out of her
>Humans have so much blood in them!
>Much more than cyborgs
>Anyway you’re safe now
>You’ll always be safe with me
>Forever

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>sequel when?
The start of production will be announced in July.

That's some crazy kinda English you got there Gerpalingnam.

Don't do illegal shit. Simple as.

Nice Jerome cosplay

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Someone reported the last thread already. We can at least discuss it before they get here

T-thanks, I guess. The tone of that is opposite the tone of the story I was looking for though

Yes I posted a Mega link on a Yea Forums thread, I expect the FBI on my doorstep any second now.

Remember me frens!

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Wow fuck off dude. Don't be a fucking troll. I'm only trying to help. Asshole.

.....

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Fuck you too, troll.

>88
You know what gang to join

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>racist 1488 shit outside of Yea Forums

Get the fuck out of the thread you nazi fucking loser.

kek underrated
there's much more deniability in mega links than say .to links so the mods won't give a huge amount of a shit

Please go back to Yea Forums, ty

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Hi

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Im not racist bro. Im not the one that gave him those digits. Im just saying.

What exact date is Game of Plebs officially over so I know when things can be a little better here?

This pic gives me a raging hard on. Will save for a future op thread

You're not leeta

>things on Yea Forums ever getting better
nah but in a couple of weeks right?

Months from now

Hi Alitafren

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>there's much more deniability in mega links than say .to links so the mods won't give a huge amount of a shit

But What about user that reported last thread to the fbl? Im german sorry for my english

Nice OP

What kind of dog is this

>Well then, who gave Ali their golden ticket....

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This movie was bad/mediocre as fuck and I imagine you're all just here for your waifu...

Come on guys. I've been there before. But do yourselves a favor. Move on.

Daisy Ridley looks better than this chick. Brie Larson looks better. Waif one of them.

torrent guy who couldn't find it. Tried the mega version, it's pretty damn watchable. No or little visual streaking, good audio and I can actually follow what's going on without framerate drops. It shall suffice. Good day, everybody.

As always tell us what you think

But does she fall into the liquid chocolate lake? Or does she pass all the tests and get a lifetime supply of chocolate?

I have work to do but I'll watch it tonight and get back to the thread after or tomorrow

The movie is gone from most cinemas, the BD isn't out yet, and the mega rip is pretty bad. They're losing a total of zero dollars from us sharing that link.

Defiantly get the factory to herself at the end, shes nothing like those spoiled kids that didn't.

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Willy Wonka is actually a lot like manga Nova with his focus on karmaic punishment kek

Breaking the law is illegal user. No two ways about it. If your past posts have broken the law rest assured you are on a list with several international alphabet agencies.

But what if I'm behind 7 proxies

This whole clip personifies /ALITA/ vs Jerome... like down to a fucking T, never thought Kevin heart of all people would be so woke.

>youtube.com/watch?v=qvzW_CJTlmM

Goodnight from Aus everyone

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didn't mean to @ that :/

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Good night antipodeanon

Based Titanic as an example but he's not wrong. Genuinely liking things isn't en vogue but we'll help it come back one step at a time.

i'm about to watch this in 5 minutes. what am i in for

Sleep tight ausfren

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A new cyborgwaifu and fun world-building

A fun and heartfelt sci fi movie with top quality special effects that doesn't have a mote of irony or sarcasm to it. Also just the greatest protagonist in a decade. Have fun user and tell us what you think after.

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So i watched the movie for the 3rd time a few days ago and meant to ask a few questions regarding parts of the plot i felt were weird

>The location of the whole "underworld" fight in relation to the bar
Ido and the others climb down a ladder to get there, but where does it connect to the upper world? I assume it should be a manhole somewhere outside the bar, but then why are they carrying Alita's body from inside Kansas bar? And shouldnt there be a huge hole in the floor where they walk? Also the ladder is vertical, i can imagine the dogs just jumped down there, but how did they climb back up?

>Roller skates on Berserker body
If Berseker technology is totally beyond Iron City tech level, how did Ido safely detach Alita's berserker feet to attach rollers? Also a cool note - you can actually see her still on the roller skates during all of the church scenes

>Nova seeing everything
Before that last viewing i assumed Nova just had full access to all the telepresence chips embedded in key people and cyborgs throughout the city, making his omnipresence actually limited. But then how can he overhear Alita's conversation with Hugo on the tube?

You will understand everything once Alita opens her eyes

How are you going to watch this there is no decent rip yet and it's not playing anywhere.

I hope you're not settling for a fucking cam.

Even if the story doesn't capture you like it did us, the fight/action scenes will surfice you for your time. :) however Hugo's love's story line is easily one of the weakest parts of the movie, but it served its purpose well imo.

And yeah if you watch like 5 mins into the clip, he mentions once you find something you truly makes you happy (Alita) there is nothing that can bring you down and you simply dont have time for the haters (jerome) to put a downer/an end to that.

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Is talking about a crime the same as committing the crime?

shhh shhh shhh

no questions

only cuteposting

>criminal intent

>. They're losing a total of zero dollars from us sharing that link.
the fbbii doesnt care if the movie is making money or not

>>Roller skates on Berserker body
That's not her Berserker body. The Berserker body isn't Motorball regulation. This may be leading up to a plot point in the second movie. I can't explain how she generates plasma up the sword in the very last scene if that's her Motorball body though. Before you ask, Alita had her Berserker body for the second Motorball sequence because nothing about that was regulation, nor did rules against its use exist yet.

>Nova seeing everything
Sensors embedded in the sheathing of the cable? Or maybe there's a telepresence chip in Alita Ido hasn't discovered...

Tis but a scratch

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Nova hears her breath, inplying that she has a telepresence chip and she's watching everything through her.

The scene where Ido gives Alita rollerskates, she doesn't have any feet.

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Ido says they're regulation. Maybe she'd been waiting for Ido to bring feet-skates for her Motorball body. She's not surprised that he brought the feet-skates, but that he made them instead of just buying them.

cursed image... DELET

does that include every person that talks about making the blu ray rip? or the people talking about getting the blu ray rip?

>>The location of the whole "underworld" fight in relation to the bar

remember that iron city was built on top of ruins. those stairs might be leading to a place that just doesnt exist and the bar was built on top of ruins

the dogs have robot arms . they can climb

>>Roller skates on Berserker body. If Berseker technology is totally beyond Iron City tech level, how did Ido safely detach Alita's berserker feet to attach rollers

the body made modifications. it could be that the body adapted to the skate and not the other way around

>>Nova seeing everything

either the tubes have sensors or there were microphones in the tube.

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> tfw seeing Alita later
How are you all doing?

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>seeing Alita later
Haven't seen her on the big screen for just over a month now...
doin' just fine over here

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>*faint ring*
>Sure is lonely this time of day. Wonder if anyone wants me to pick something up...

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>Hey Ali, would you mind grabbing some lotto tickets while your out, thanks!

Yes, but in that scene she has the berserker body. How did he remove her feet?

get me a a cd of Sweetest Music by Mariya Takeuchi please

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So glad to see you Ali. Can you bring me some thick comfy blanket?

All requests are blessed!

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Bring me your toes pls

So as Delivery fren!

Avatar 2 moved for a year.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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Leaving room for Cameron to help shape Alita 2 in between now and Avatar 2, smart move based boatman.

I'm worried... what does this actually mean for /ourgirl?

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Cameron was given time to develop Alita 2

Alita: Fallen Angel. 2020.

Fox technically doesn't own the IP so nothing.

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Alita: Fallen Angel 2028

Seriously tho, you think they might try and squeeze Alita 2 in between Avatar 2 and 3, as theres now a years gap with no release.

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February 2021.
They need to have time to make CGI.

I would think that this would actually be the case, assuming Rodriguez isn't busy with other projects

Why not?
They do not compete.
On the contrary, Alita is a good reminder, a platform for a trailer.

1/2

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2/2
Personally I'm most offended by Artemis Fowl.

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this is what I would hope
i'm not sure what's the official reason though?
what movie is taking its place?
is it Disney forcing Cameron away or is this what he wanted?
I hope to get more answers

They don't want Avatar to compete with Star Wars.

he's noticed you've watched Alita everyday for the last 2 months and he's starting to suspect you're selling drugs to the other paedos

This.

but there's no Star Wars releasing 2020

Star Wars are competitor no more.

Well WETA makes both Avatar And Alita, so with all these Avatar's close to being back to back. Will they even get any spare time to help with the CGI of an Alita 2?

Before this delay, they were set to come out 2020, 2021, 2024, 2025, so there's more time between them now. Alita 2 will happen, do not lose hope.

Not losing hope, just worried about
>Alita: Fallen Angel 2028
However I doubt they didn't have a plan that didn't involve Alita 2 and 3, being able to be worked into the scheduled somewhere.

collider.com/avatar-sequels-release-dates-delayed-for-star-wars-movies/

Remind me again how James Cameron calls the shots in Hollywood and gets whatever he wants and is hugely respected by anyone and everyone?

Imagine if they did this to specifically allow Alita 2 to be squeezed in....

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Lemme get a handkerchief to dry your tears, a can of patented "Jerome-Be-Gone" spray, a telescope so we can look at THE MOON together, a boozy chocolate milkshake for me and a mimosa for you (we won't tell Ido), glow-in-the-dark stickers, a pogo stick, a slingshot (we won't tell the Centurions), a dart board, a Mr. Potato Head, a Kitty White toy (for you), a Keroppi toy (for me), a copy of the album Big Generator by Yes on vinyl, and a karaoke machine. Now, go, go, go!

He gets what he wants, no matter how long he has to wait. It took him 35 years to make Avatar. It took him 20 years to make Alita. The man is extremely patient.

Well I do all my dealing's in Endgame screenings now, so fuck you Robert.

So......you'll get a sequel in 30 years?

>*a single sorrowful ring*
>I think everything got ruined...I'm sorry...
>Okay, I'll be right back...wish I had an umbrella...

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Yay for Alita being top thread, when there are about 20 GoT threads. I love you, Alita.

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>all that live-action reboot, marvel, avatar, and other sequels
>hardly any original Disney animated movies
>another shitty Kingsman movie
>Bob's Burgers
>West Side Story
>Cruella

fuck me. Let me guess, Cruella is going be a (radical) feminisy film that paints the character who was never been anything but a deliciously campy evil villain who kills puppies for their coats in a sympathetic light. Right

I'm actually a little curious about Artemis Foul. I read the first couple of books years ago in middle school and liked them alright, always wondered how they'd be handled if they were turned into movies.

It's gonna suck, isn't it?

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Oh, one more thing...an umbrella, so nothing else gets wet.

I'll get my blanket. Thanks, Ali, you're the best!

Remember how a big part of Holly's character was her being the first female in the force, and the reason Root pushed her so hard was that he wanted to prove women could be just as good as the best of the men?
They made Root a woman.

How long are you guys willing to wait for Fallen Angel? I'm thinking 5 years before i kill myself.

>Thanks Ali, If I win big I'll get you that umbrella!

I don't think viewing it on a streaming site is illegal yet. Owning, possessing, selling, distributing, host streaming, that is illegal. So pretty much anyone discussing, planning, encouraging, ect. such unlawful behaviours is probably breaking the law.

Leaked picture of VA's room

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lmfao

>They made Root a woman.

And I bet that's just the tip of the iceberg of shit

>literally one of the most important (and likable) characters is already a woman
>there are other female side characters

HURR DURR NOT ENOUGH MUH WAHMYN REPRESENTATION!!! MORE VAGINAS, PLZZZ

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I've had a first draft of a sci-fi short film involving a female android for about a year and a half now, kinda lost the muse and had other ideas to develop. But recently I've been revisiting the idea and will watch Alita as part of my research/inspiration. I hope I can glean something from it. If I especially enjoy it I might sneak in a little reference.

i m a g i n e
t h e
s m e l l

Most of us do not lewd Alita, user.

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I need a new football (soccer) ball to train how to score some fucking motor-goals mate

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Yeah, and people don't understand that whenever we make jokes about lewding Alita, particularly doll body Alita, it's just that: jokes. Irony. We're messing around and playing up to the joke we're all "autisitc waifu-ing loser pedos", because we have a sense of humor and play along to the jeers, unlike SOME people.

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Well as long as we hear something promising in under 6 months- 1 year I'm down to wait for god knows how long...

You're the "aluminium" fag, aren't you?

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>that looks like my room except i have 100 funko pops...

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>I'm only a pedophile ironically

lmfao you pedos are something else, lemme tell ya

>Reading LO
Why did no one tell me about this absolute QT?

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We must never forget how blessed we are that Cameron cares about Alita and didn't sell the film rights to Fox along with Avatar.

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I was waiting for this comment.

Can you unironically go fuck yourself and go away and never come back?

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> Xbox
Disgusting

Yeah I'll do that whenever you unironically stop jerking off to pubescent adolescents you filthy, shameful goddamn glass-closet pedophile. Fuck you and your parents.

well that was fucking kino

factual
unironic and unsarcastic is the perfect way to describe it
checked
content over everything nigger
k i n o

what makes you think that's not what he wanted?

based

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Checked. You are not evil, you are helping your friends until the Blu-Ray release comes out.
Why is piracy illegal, when Hollywood limits access. Copyright laws are bullshit, Hollywood Jews fight to expand them.

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Reminder that this is not blood but is run off from a sewer so she's spreading actual shit on her face

WEIRD

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>tfw the strange metal girl eats enough chocolate to kill a bear

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I wanna squish her chubby cheeks

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It's blood from the dog, and in the manga it's blood from Makaku's eye.

In the manga it's sewer oil but in the anime and the movie it's clearly dog blood

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>tfw you will never get to spend the end of the world with a Latina turbocutie

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>Yeah I'll do that whenever you unironically stop jerking off to pubescent adolescents

Okay, so, from the moment I existed, because I never have and never will do this. I never 'started' this thing so I can't 'stop' doing it if I've never done it to begin with, you sick projectionist

>filthy, shameful goddamn glass-closet pedophile

More projection.

>Fuck you and your parents.

Now incestuous desires are rising up.

Seek psychological treatment, and then hang yourself.

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why does she spread dogs blood underneath her eye?

cringe

>(Thee)ing yourself

Sad

It's a beastiality thing, pedophiles are commonly also into other depraved sexual behaviors like beastiality.

Glad you're /healed/, friend.

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Instinct, she does't even know why herself.

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This is the best post ever. I love you Alitafren.

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Reminder you didn't watch the fucking movie.

cringe

It's entirely too easy to spot election immigrants.

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The Martian special forces she is a part of use stripes under their eyes as a visual indicator of their rank, so she is unconsciously going back to her time fighting alongside them

I think it's actual tar from the sewer in the manga. I read it less than a week ago.

hello pixar fren

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>Glad you enjoyed my movie user!

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Reminder that the following types of people didn't watch the movie:

Non-pedos
Non-weebs
Non-incels
Non-waifu faggots

Like oh wow I'm so insulted.

She's the paints herself as the leader of the hunter-warriors sort of then? I guess she doesn't consciously remember why she's doing it - it's just so ingrained in her.

>tfw /ALITA/ convinces another user to watch the movie and they end up loving it

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Hah okay user go watch the movie though

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Fuck you, redditard. We like this movie, but do not like you. Have sex (get fucked).

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they will give alita 2 the avatar treatment and let it be the first glassless 3d cinematic experience

This is a good question. I assume Alita discovered how to detach them somehow? Like she just 'felt' how they could be detached and did so?

You guys are straight fucking retarded. It's obviously just a stupid nod towards a "manly tough guy" look from athletes spreading black under their eyes which is to reduce glare from the sun. It's just some stupid shallow "GIRLS ARE BADASS TOO" bullshit that you're reading way too much into.

Fuck you guys are so dumb. Maybe if you had played sports instead of reading mangas you wouldn't be jerking off to pubescent robot anime girls and would instead have a real gf. Maybe....

Good luck convincing cinema owners to replace their screens again.

You should really watch this user... might actually change the way your backward brain thinks.
Oh wait your not going to watch shit, because your one dense motherfukka.

>Daisy Ridley and Brie Larson look better

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{{MORE PROJECTION}}

there is a strong possibility that Ido must have gotten horny at some point before finding alita and in his desperation he must have fucked the doll body
Alita was never a virgin.

I'm not way hing a single fucking thing you weeb pedos suggest I watch given your track record for obsessing over the most mundane anime horseshit. Come on buddy, get fuckin real. When it comes to recommendations y'all are at the very bottom of the list, for good reason.

PS this is what your parents and siblings think too after you autistically suggested they spend their time watching this bizarre anime pedo-fest

Stop taking the bait.

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i would have never seen this movie if i hadn't seen this general popping up all the time, and now i know i delayed it longer than i should have. thank you alitafrens.

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That's the canon explanation in the manga, I'm sure it was originally conceived as a reference to sports (they do call it "eye black" in the Alita wiki) but I'm not sure what point you're trying to make.
Once she goes into motorball the stripes literally become a permanent part of her face.

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You'e a pedo, you're a weeb, you're an incel, you're a waifu faggot.

See, I can make baseless claims too.

I'm insulted by your existence, that the human race can produce such a brain-dead moron who wastes his time in a general he doesn't like to spazz out at people who won't listen to him, making him the pathetic, worthless, life-wasting fool.

If I ever met you in person I would seriously beat the tar out of you and I'd think your pleading, begging for mercy was funny

Too bad you wouldn't know the perfect line to say back to me, because you wouldn't have seen the movie.

And you'd be dead.

>Your like a self fulfilling prophecy.
Stay dumb, mad, and butthurt sweetie.

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Another heartwarming success story.

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I watched it with both of my parents separately as well as my sister and her boyfriend and all of them loved it.
Just go see the movie you broken umbrella we've dealt with your kind before and at this point we literally just feel bad for you.

Why would Ido ever fuck the doll body over any of the other bodies he could find in the scrapyard? Or just a prostitute, of which there are many?

New cutout for you frens

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Good to hear! Take this most wholesome of smiles as a thanks!

Also someone wanna add this to the /healed/ cap?

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Hey you fucking retard, here's a tip on how to stop embarrassing your dumb ass. Your claims are baseless because you know NOTHING about me but mine aren't because I know one thing about you - that you obsess over this anime adaptation starring a cgi'd pubescent little robot girl.

My claims aren't baseless, stupid. Little retard boy. Dumb lil stupid child.

Love you, bro.

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Is this it? This is what /ALITA/ general threads all about? Spamming, baiting, arguing, trolling? Waifuing?

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Shes just checking out those dubs user.

>your a self fulfilling prophecy
>your

And I'm the stupid one?

Yikes bud.....

You're welcome fren

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I wonder who posted this...

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I wonder if this trolling is some kind of weird reverse psychology trolling to paint those who don't like Alita as some kinds of unhinged projecting pedophiles. That it's happening on this website points to "no". Maybe he's just literally insane after he lost his job. How's the creative writing going these days? Paid by the word, Chuckee?

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Your family begrudgingly loves you, congrats. They hide their true feelings from you because they fear reality might shatter your sheltered little autistic soul. I guarantee they rolled their eyes after you left the room and would never watch the movie again on their own.

You know I'm right.

Then how do explain me?

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Really runnin' low on insults are we bud?

And no, like one out of 4/5 threads we get Jerome coming in here and calling us all pedos, sometimes gets ignored. Other times peeps take the bait.

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No joke, Disney has single-handedly destroyed the Star Wars brand. It was already in a bad, dark, place sine Episodes I-III, but now they've fucking put a bullet in Old Yeller

I lost my Chrien lewd folder. Can someone upload the lingerie set please?

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LOVING how you're lording yourself over us for not taking the bait while you do exactly just that.

The TV shows might actually have a future - The Mandalorian and Clone Wars. But the movies are dead, yes - the movies are fully for the reylos now.

he had created a tight latex little hole for his daughter for her to have a normal life.

This is the only real answer, no one would unironically spend this much of their free time shitting on something as much as this.

if this is not the case, SEEK HELP. A;; this hate will not be doing your health any good.

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this is troll bait to get alitanons banned.

Haven't fed Jerome in a while, so just thought I would give him some of those precious (you)'s he requires to survive.

Try communicating in full sentences if you'd like a meaningful reply from me you little attention whore.

Even if it's sarcastic trolling meant just to get a rise out of people, this level of seething and mania can't be healthy to channel even ironically.

last night the board got raided by GOT fans and there were more than 30 troll threads and GOT threads and the alita thread got hit hard.

Why? What's the point?

Don't be weak.

>people who obsess over a one-off anime waifu movie are handing out advice and commentary regarding mental health

O
I
AM
LAFFIN

I don't think the GoT fans were raiding us. More likely it was posters sick of GoT threads - or coordinated tourists.

We'll cmon, its funny to watch. Just look at this meltdown...

the mans an absolute state.

Lmfao we're blaming GOT now? First it was Marvel and now it's GOT?

Tell me, help me understand the theory. The GOT fans come from where to raid exactly what? And they "troll" these threads for what purpose exactly?

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How are you this retarded? Or this bad of a troll? I've seen plenty of movies with family and friends over the years, and we always share our true feelings about the film with each other. Sometimes we all liked it, sometimes we all thought it was ass, sometimes some liked it and some thought it was ass, etc. YOU are the delusional one thinking that anyone who agrees with liking the movie is fucking gaslighting, are you for real?

I saw this movie with my two boomer parents, ACTUAL Baby Boomers, ages 66 and 55, and they both loved it, both who aren't normally into sci-fi action movies. I went once in a group of six including me, three males and three females, all 20-somethings, and everybody loved it. My two younger brothers, 20 and 16, they both loved it. My aunt and her little girl, 12 years old, they both loved Alita too. Any one of these people would've honestly told me, maybe not in a nasty way, but simply "sorry, it wasn't my cup of tea. I didn't think it was very good and I didn't like it all that much" if they truly did not like it, but none of them said that.

Now please go spam some other thread.

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lmfao no way I'm reading this novel

shut the fuck up dude, smdh, no one cares about your life

they hate Yea Forums, everything got spammed.

blessed

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At the very least don't pretend you're any better than anyone else who is replying to him. You're as much of the problem as he is.

Rosa's such a cutie

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All smiles

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U guys are so based

>I can't be bothered to read or write a thoughtful comment

{{LOW IQ}}

>I can't be bothered to respond to something that destroys all my points and I have no argument against.

Convenient, you little pussy bitch.

Now go hang yourself, you fucking retard.

Can't wait for you to call back and say it is Alitans who are the pussy bitches, when over half of us are muscle-bound, gun-toting Chads who would rightfully end you.

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>no cute alita gf

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meh, it bumps the thread and it's kinda fun to get aggressive and shoot down self-righteous, lingering, hate-filled no-life losers

I never said that I dont reply to him or pretend like I dont, in that post. Just said that people sometimes take his bait. And this time I did, just so you could see how much of a sperg he really is.

this nigga still out here writing dissertations on me? lmfao damn bruh maybe get a fuckin hobby my dude

can't be healthy to be this hateful my man, let it go

Reminder

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Its not bait you sperg. There is nothing rule breaking about posting lingerie still frames from a movie in a thread discussing it either.

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>I took the bait ironically

Please. Don't try this dishonest bullshit with me.

Alita European Tour:

3D: Utrecht, Netherlands: May 8th
3D: Berlin, Germany UCI Luxe Mercedes Platz, Friedrichshain: May 9th, 10th and 12th

May 8th: Berlin area, Germany: Movietown Bundesstraße and Scala Kulturpalast
Neufahrn, Germany: May 10th, 12th and 13th
Kaufbeuren, Germany: May 10th and 11th
May 13th: Paris, France. Warning: Dubbed
May 18th: Cologne, Germany: Open air kino.
June 1st: Imax in Oslo, Norway???
June 5th: Berlin, Germany: Open air Freiluftkino Hasenheide Volkspark in Neukölln, Berlin
June 7th: Cologne, Germany: Open air kino
Westfalenpark PSD Open Air kino in Dortmund: Still collecting surveys for which movies they are going to screen.

>It's a Discord. They're weird. Somebody on Tumblr is raiding us.
>There are out of work blue checkmarks behind the keyboards all over the chans. Pretty common after the Disney downsizing.
They don't just attack Alita though - they tend to attack randomly without much rhyme or reason

cringe

Still love this

Lingerie is not safe for work you retard. It would also be dumping pics of an actress with no discussion which is also against the rules.

Do you really think you're smarter than us?

>Lingerie is not safe for work you retard.
It is if you work at Victoria's Secret, asswipe.

Seriously though, underwear that covers up the genitals for men and the nipples and genitals for women is SFW, especially for the purposes of the board when it's tv or movie-related.

Someone strap some pillows to the side of this kid's autistic head, he's about to go ape on himself with the self harm.

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Whats your problem user?

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Have you ever had a job you idiot? Try browsing lingerie pics in front of your boss and see what happens.

Fucking dumbass.

>It would also be dumping pics of an actress with no discussion which is also against the rules.

This is against the rules, but so long as it's only a few pics or so, particularly if its use is for future OC, I don't see the issue. You can always take it up with the jannies and resplort it, but don't be surprised if they don't do anything.

Has anyone else come to recognize distinct posting styles among the shitposters? This one in particular -- fixated on "pedo weeb incels" -- has been around since March, at least. We all have fun with Jerome as a concept, but the idea that there have actually been posters following this general for months just to rage and spread their misery is legitimately sad.

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YIKES

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Christ, I didn't know we were posting pics of our grandmas now.

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neet garbage. use google

>local pedophile repulsed by image of 29 year old woman and prefers images of a 12 year old anime girl

The memes....
My god the memes....
They write themselves

>Try browsing lingerie pics in front of your boss and see what happens.

My boss would be more upset at me looking at anything not work-related, no matter how SFW or NSFW it was.

The few times I had a job that involved being on a computer all day was working as a freelance writer and designer, and that was always on my time working from home on my laptop, no boss to look over my shoulder, free to take a break and look at whatever the fuck I want whenever I want.

Regardless of how you LITERALLY take NSFW to mean for the few places you personally have worked out, people in their underwear, or in a bathing suit or swimming trunks that shows similar or more amount of skin, is NOT NSFW

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Would you mind writing those memes on spec? We can't pay you right now. I'm sure you understand.

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>114276500
Not going to give you any (you)'s form now on, but you really need to seek help user, spreading unnecessary hate for no reason is really not a good look and is bad for your health.

As you know were not a bunch of pedo's, you just like to project your hate on people, so you can collect your (you)'s. Honestly hope you grow out of it. Maybe in like a year or two's time you'll be a changed user and you'll realize what a child your being.

the whole country of China didn't think she was very attractive either. They're all pedos too, right? Anyone who likes Alita or who doesn't like Brie is just a pedo.

>29-year-old

She looks and acts like she's fucking 49 years old. A haggard 49 years old.

>They write themselves
Good, because you certainly don't have either the intellectual or creative capacity to actually make your own OC of any kind.

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google doesn't have the Chiren lingerie pics yet.

Honestly how do you guys not feel weird as fuck when you see these pics? Her face is clearly drawn to be super young and half of you talk about how hot she is?

It's just creepy as fuck.

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>The next thread will be comfy, right?

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because she is pure and mine i claimed her before you all even knew about this movie

yes they are, look harder

FUCK NO IT WON'T

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Of course.

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YOU
JUST
KNOW

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Stop lying. They are not.

>tfw your heart breaks whenever user asks where he can get this vinyl action figure and you have to tell him it's just a drawing.

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cursed thread

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Learn to 4chanX hide / filter.

So Avatar 2 is now officially delayed until December 2021. What does this mean for Alita? I would think it depends a lot on why. If this delay gives Weta time to work on other things, it could mean there's time for pre-production for Alita 2. But if Weta has to re-work stuff for Avatar, it would mean Alita sequel later whenever.

>99

Our Lady of Mars blesses the next thread!

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Who is in the middle don't know her?

Sauce on this?
Katherine McNamara

its been cursed since last night, there haven been 3 straight cursed threads counting this one

Jannies get the kissu.

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Was thinking about getting one of these for my Alita shrine, but no one would get the referance, and it would look a tad weird.

Another one for the floof collection.

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There are other variants of these that look more like a regular doll.

I honestly love this general. There's always something happening, even when it gets rough sometimes:

-movie discussion
-sequel speculation
-dank OC
-awesome fan art
-lulz
-Jerome, manga-purist, Brie-fags, MCU cucks, and other trolls
-"battles" with Jerome and other trolls
-rare thread civil war
-janny saves
-Epic GETs
-meet ups
-that one PA-user AMA
-warm fuzzy sense of community

I love you all.

>saved this awesome OC before it was wiped

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cant be worse than this breaking bad

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*evil bellowing laugh*

There will be no sequel

i love how high alita looks in OP. excited to go see alita tonight at the uncomfortable chair, shitty projection, slightly off audio cheapie theatres. gonna smoke in my car right before going in too. movies and weed are best combination.

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46 posters in one thread? get a life you FREAKS

>DUDE, WEED

Come on man, discuss drugs elsewhere. This is for discussion of the movie, not how fucked up you get to watch the movie. Stoner potheads are the worst.

Jeysus

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OK, thanks for the warning.

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>movies and weed are best combination.

>tfw you wanna combine your love of separate interests
>tfw there's an overwhelming number of /k/ x Alitafags but barely any 420 x Alitafags

*puff puff, sigh*

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ive talked about it before, and its never about making the thread about weed. my op post was about going to see the movie tonight and how excited i am.

Anybody in this thread disappointed that Cameron could have been both Director and Producer for this Alita Movie with his 100 percent full attention were it not for Disney giving him a false deadline for the Avatar 2 movie.

Cameron, said it himself, that he had to give the reins of the Alita movie to someone else, due to his Avatar 2 commitment and deadline.

He originally made Avatar 1 in order to gain experience in making an Alita Movie for example since 20 years ago, he actually flew to Japan to buy the film rights to Alita.

Now we see Disney delayed Avatar 2 to 2021 and had Disney told Cameron Avatar 2's deadline was moved up to 2021, we could have had an Alita Movie that had Cameron 100% behind it

>*ring*
>I fell down and got mud all over my new Alitaforce shirt. Pedaling sure is tough with only one foot.
>I think I'll just go home now...

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No, people like you are the worst. Just because someone smokes pot doesn't make them an automatic stoner pothead, just like someone who drinks some alcohol isn't automatically an alcoholic.

Alcohol definitely exists in Iron City and, judging by a lot of the extras' dreadlocks and choice of fashion, it wouldn't surprise me if marijuana were easily available as well.

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yeah if iron city is based on rio then its full of junkies. i still hate how happy and overexcited everyone in the background always looked though. fuck you rodriguez

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>Anybody in this thread disappointed that Cameron could have been both Director and Producer for this Alita Movie with his 100 percent full attention were it not for Disney giving him a false deadline for the Avatar 2 movie.

No, honestly. RobRod did a fine job, and Jimbo would've gone overbudget, which would've mean even less money made. The merger situation and lack of advertising wouldn't have changed.

Jimbo's in a great position as writer/producer working behind the scenes

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you have autism

>Just because someone smokes pot doesn't make them an automatic stoner pothead
yes it does

>> just like someone who drinks some alcohol isn't automatically an alcoholic.

most of them are
fucking degenerate

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>based on rio
Actually, Panama City, Panama, but close enough.

Yeah, pic related, some guy dubbed "Boba Joe" on he YT channel (and thus, his character name), said he just walked in with the clothes they he had on and that was that. Not even make-up or anything, no direction on what to do or how to act. Of course, there are a few exceptions, because some of the extras had cyborg limbs, etc. PA-user mentioned they had an average of about 300 extras a day, maximum hitting 1000. I'm guessing that out of all these extras, 30-80 of them had extra work done in terms of CGI, costuming, direction, etc, and everybody else could just waltz through.

Yeah, I'm a bit peeved too that they didn't look as dingy and miserable as you'd expect in this type of environment.

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Wait, what happened to Alita?

not the tolerable kind either. The kind where people get to a point to want to smash your face in and leave it and forget about it.

You sound like LOTS of fun at parties, dude.

The world isn't so black and white. And when you sperg about some people dipping their toe a little into something, painting them out to be just as bad as the most far-gone addicts, you're just crying wolf and no one will give credence to anything you say, ya dink.

could have easily done more to change the background extras with a little CGI

not him, but ive been keeping my comments to myself about gun nuts even though the meetup crews have shared so many pics, because i never wanted to fofend them.

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There you are, Alita. Perfect! You got everything.

My little friend here has a tip for you.

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user that got TSCC the other day, you watched it yet ?

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sounds like Jerome is getting tilted all his efforts to derail the generals have failed miserably
>inb4 I'm not Jerome

Lol, or a bucket of dirt and the direction "look sad!"

the body is a temple, no drugs, no drinks, no meats. respect your sacred space

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>not knowing everything in moderation including moderation
>not knowing the stress-relief of having fun with a limited amount of drugs and other consumables is more than worth the risks

Okay, dude, whatever. Feel free living out your self-limiting life.

post some rosas

A decent amount of people come to these shit threads occassionally that are new or barely see it for the first time and say "Why are these threads here?" "The movie is mediocre why do you guys obsess?"
People have been dropping in for hundreds of threads saying "wtf?" and every time you semantic using autists say it was just one guy. Different Yea Forums related discords have a good amount of people that know about these threads and how autistic they are too. Anyway, you only got 2 days left for these threads before you know what happens. Go on, act like you don't know as usual. No one will remember you after a couple days.

Only because you got dubs.

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yoga, veggies, music, massages, clean living best living. love your body, dont poison it. (wine is fine)

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who invited the fun police?

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>you only got 2 days left for these threads before you know what happens.

what

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are these the most kissable lips or what?

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these

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Why are there so many gun nuts in Alita threads? It's a bizarre crossover.

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Is it just me or is she totally cross-eyed in this pic

Our lefties aren't the anti-gun kind of lefty, so there will be more pro-gun people overall, left and right, thus making it appear as we have more pro-gun people total

>gun nuts in Alita threads is bizarre
Not that weird, Alita uses all kinds of guns

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>thus making it appear as if*

Woops

>post Rosas
yes sir
rare Rosas incoming

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>yoga

can be harmful if you don't do it correctly

>veggies

corn is terrible for you because of the way it's made, carrots are full of sugar, lots of other veggies can be harmful if they're not organic and not washed properly

>music
pfff. so many types of 'harmful' music depending on the listener, no time to discuss

>massages
again, can be harmful if not done the right away. Not to mention the risk of being sexually molested

>wine is fine

wine is not fucking "fine". Many people who became alcoholics are winos who strictly drink wine

Brainlet, anything you said is bad could be good if done the right way, and anything you said is good could be bad if done in the wrong way.

That's my point. Very few things are JUST good or JUST bad for you without any ambiguity. It's all about proper moderation, knowing what works best for your mind and body, and NOT blaming or condescending to others on how they should live their lives, unless it's truly THAT bad and is of the most extreme circumstances against oneself or other people.

/rant

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Feel free to comment, I won't get mad. And even if I did, it's not like I could do anything, you're some random user.
Can confirm, am lefty, own six guns

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Oh, does anyone have the shop of this where is says "Penis Pump 9000" or whatever and she's wearing a pirate hat?

Thanks. You're the best. I mean that in the non-role playing sense too.

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based
i want to see her soles

>Why are there so many gun nuts in a thread dedicated to a movie whose source material is literally called "GUN DREAM"?

Gee, I just don't know.

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the autistic cyborg/soldier gang

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Did this user ever shift this in the end? Just wondering after seeing it on my desktop.

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I don't have any with her soles but I have a few with her feet

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i was joking mein neger. i'm all for strict gun control but love you guys and am glad you guys are having fun. if i was in LA, id shoot with you.

I'm calling bread, by the way.

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Do it user I believe in you

>how happy and overexcited everyone in the background always looked though.

It's because of the weed, lmao

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yummola

>I'll have you know I have a M249 saw and I can't get enough of it
Also mfw the jannies have been busy

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Ayy, glad to hear it. We love you too buddy

>t. had to return all crew-served weapons when I finished my tour of duty

Some more Rosas to finish off the thread

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Got any of Chiren in lingerie?

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see

this is as close as i could find

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dude weed lmao

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I don't think I have one from the movie

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Looks like Monica Belluci here if she were half South American

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>get to see our girl twice today
>onnadate

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TORRENT FUCKING WHEN REEEEEEEEEEEEE

We are go for bread

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You're going on two dates in the same day? With the same person?

>showing your date they'll have to compete with
/ourgirl/ for your heart

Cruel

Best I could do.

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Make sure to compare the girl's eyes with Alita's for maximum chance of scoring.

Maybe the end of the month or sometime in June but there's a pretty good rip out

Hot FRESH bread
Hot FRESH bread
Hot FRESH bread
Hot FRESH bread
Hot FRESH bread

yeah but i wanna watch this in 1080p at least because it actually looks like a good film

>#478
I can't believe you did this faggots.

Believe it!