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where is stannis

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*cough*

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>“The bleeding star bespoke the end,” he said to Aeron. “These are the last days, when the world shall be broken and remade. A new god shall be born from the graves and charnel pits.” Then Euron lifted a great horn to his lips and blew, and dragons and krakens and sphinxes came at his command and bowed before him. “Kneel, brother,” the Crow’s Eye commanded. “I am your king, I am your god. Worship me, and I will raise you up to be my priest.”

>“Never. No godless man may sit the Seastone Chair!”

>“Why would I want that hard black rock? Brother, look again and see where I am seated.”

>Aeron Damphair looked. The mound of skulls was gone. Now it was metal underneath the Crow’s Eye: a great, tall, twisted seat of razor sharp iron, barbs and blades and broken swords, all dripping blood.

>Impaled upon the longer spikes were the bodies of the gods. The Maiden was there and the Father and the Mother, the Warrior and Crone and Smith … even the Stranger. They hung side by side with all manner of queer foreign gods: the Great Shepherd and the Black Goat, three-headed Trios and the Pale Child Bakkalon, the Lord of Light and the butterfly god of Naath.

>And there, swollen and green, half-devoured by crabs, the Drowned God festered with the rest, seawater still dripping from his hair. Then, Euron Crow’s Eye laughed again

>He saw the longships of the Ironborn adrift and burning on a boiling blood-red sea. He saw his brother on the Iron Throne again, but Euron was no longer human. He seemed more squid than man, a monster fathered by a kraken of the deep, his face a mass of writhing tentacles. Beside him stood a shadow in woman’s form, long and tall and terrible, her hands alive with pale white fire. Dwarves capered for their amusement, male and female, naked and misshapen, locked in carnal embrace, biting and tearing at each other as Euron and his mate laughed and laughed and laughed

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REMINDER

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So, how’s Drogon gonna die?

I'd just like to say before they shit up the thread
emilianiggers FUCK OFF
this is a snake thread

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you ready for the real GoT kino?

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First for Forgotten

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YOU HAVE ONE MINUTE TO POST YOUR FAVORITE /GOT/ IMAGE YA SHIT

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Reminder

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First for Stannis

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Cute

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If Jon stabs Dany in the end and takes the black, he basically sits up north, does fuck all, cause the great enemy beyond the wall is dead and there is no point in having the watch, maybe besides migrant controll, but stopping wildlings can be done by normal northern militia...

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A snake thread?

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No doubt.. Endings are hard

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Roll for your /got/ rewatch-buddy.
Dubs = Pillow Bubba fucks your ass

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CARVING A CAKE

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Anyone have the picture of Ghost shooting down Rhaegal?

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cringe stannisfags are retards that haven't even read the books same for retarded jaimefags

>fucks Brandon
>realizes he doesn't give a fuck about you
>kys herself
The wood for the ballistas had to come from somewhere

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>post yfw Jon single handedly saves the series

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Is he right?

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I genuinely don't understand why this episode has gotten so much hate
It wasn't an amazing episode, but it definitely wasn't the worst

It was a lot better than objectively awful episodes like S5E6, S5E9, S6E1, S6E8, S7E6, S8E3, and all the dull filler episodes like S2E2, S2E8, S3E2, S4E3, S5E2, S5E4, S6E6, S7E1, and so on

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

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HOW CAN ONE GIRL BE THIS CUTE

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Ready for a poundin

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No wonder it went to shit, bet it wasn't like this in season 1.

Was in Japan in April, GoT is literally irrelevant there.
Not a single mention of it, not even TV spots or publicity in the streets, nothing

Thank you

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>normals acting like the show SUDDENLY turned to show
>implying it hasn't been shit since the hound/brienne fight and shirtless ramsay

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Climate Change

I WANT DROGON TO DIE
YES

>tfw Jon ends an eight seasons spanning feminism meme

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But she no 'Man', my nigga

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>Euron 'crashing this dragon with no survivor' Greyjoy

Because it was the episode that made the normies wake up, basically. EP 1-2 were way worse than 4, and 3 is just bad on any standards, even by fucking garbage show standards. It's bad on another level.

What a good payoff for Dany's character would be at this point
>she manages to take the throne but realizes it means nothing to her, the entire reason she wanted it all along was because Viserys implanted the idea into her and she never questioned it, now that she has taken it she regrets spending so much of her life trying to take it and realizes losing all her friends, family, and dragons was not worth it

What the payoff for Dany will be
>lol she mad! targ mad, dany mad! retard advisers make dany go coocoo! dad mad dany mad targ mad fire crazy burn them all!

looks real scientific to me and surely isn't just a circle pasted on top of an axis, no sir.

Thank the gods for Tyene and her tits

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jon kills dany but that less good lookin red priestess bitch shows up and brings her back, bravo d&d

Terrible actress.

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We're off to the baths, coming user?

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AAAH SAVE ME GREY WORM

W-What happened to the Bobbyposters?

Where do I find these last two episode leaks I keep hearing about?

I-is whipsnek ok to post?

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yummy

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>hey southlet we just won the great war against the unholy ice devil now me and me mates are gonna fuck back off to nowhere because Dabid & Crayons can't write a show beyond Harry Potter fanfic-tiers of plot

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I WANT TO DRINK HER BATH WATER AAAAGGGGHHHHHH

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Bad actress, but she did look good

nice reddit spacing

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>AAAHHH GET OUT MY WAY SO I CAN HAVE MY NIGHT KING FIGHT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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Is Gendry's hammer the coolest weapon made for this show? I know it's not functional or realistic, but goddamn, it looks so nice.

If nude.

>S5E6
bad choreography but overall relatively so-so
>S5E9
It's fine (b-but muh Stannis)
>S6E1
Filler, Melisandre twist is pretty cool though
>S6E8
Arya asspull, but normal filler
>S7E6 and S8E3
Yeah those are stinkers

The rest of the filler episodes aren't so bad, I actually like S4E3 and S3E2. S6E6 is the one with High Sparrow winning over Tommen right? It's not bad either.

What?? If you read the books how can you even say that. Stannis has literally done nothing wrong and Jamie dumps
Cersi’s Crazy ass at jofferys death goes out to Find himself And ignores that paranoid cunts begging letters as she’s forced to walk naked and be shamed in front of the sept of Baler.

Cersi is so impotent in the books, she’s just a jealous paranoid aging woman who Tommen increasingly ignores and she spins cpnspiracy and wild fantasy in her drunken lonely brain.

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It's certainly more popular than it was a few years ago, where it literally didn't even go out on TV and the only way to watch it was on Hulu/Amazon Prime or DVDs. Now it airs simultaneously on TV with the US, but it's still very much a niche for fans of foreign TV show and not mainstream.

>Drogon dies
>Dany becomes a literal who without her dragons

CURVES IN ALL THE RIGHT PLACES

I really liked how Ice looked like.

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>tfw you grow your beard out its just a shitty Jon beard
Lads its not fair

Post Varys coughing NOW

I've read Harry Potter fanfiction with more world building, better dialogue, and more consistent characterization and plot.
Sad thing is I'm not exaggerating.

Lord Gendry "The Goblin Hammer" Baratheon

Is naming your dragon Drogon worse then naming your cat Kitty?

Tywin is always right

>mommy said it's my turn on the xbox now

>implying she fucked Brandom
Delet

what did he mean by this

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I thought he is going to stab Viserion with his valyrian sword. Would be pretty cool for Jon even if he doesn't kill Night King.

You're right. This episode is getting so much flak because it's the straw that broke the camel's back and made people realize just how fucking bad the show is nowadays.

It's after Khal'drogo. She named the dragons after her ex-bf and her two brothers.

I'm going to have a great time on this show! It's the biggest on TV, what could go wrong?

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>tfw she hans't does any nude yet
It hurts

Actually, it's Dany's turn.
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>Someone did the math and apparently the ballista fire with 3 times the force of a Saturn V booster rocket and at 6 times the speed of sound.

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Proof women are retarded.
But why do they like Edward Scissorhands so much?

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>naming your pet after a mongol that raped you every night
what did she mean by this

Yes

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Because of the characters involved. Normies didn't give a fuck when it was Loras, Renly, Stannis, etc. being butchered by the show, but you start touching their favourites and suddenly they wake up.

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Forgotten qt's

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She looks so hot why does she have short hair AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

Who the fuck would want to rule water?

Seems like any amount of land would be preferable.

>plastic surgery in Westeros

i would breed her so fast

>JUST

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aaggghhhh

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>that necklace
Uh oh...

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Give me all your screaming Gosling so I can react properly and no one gets hurt

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>She
I didn't know George had an ex-bf named Khal'Drogo... I guess, it explained the 13 year old dany being raped on her wedding night. Well, it does if Dany is Goerge's author insert character.

What a smug punchable face.

>>Stannis has literally done nothing wrong
>murdering your brother like a dog
>conspiring with priests of rhllor from a foreign land
>going to the night's watch and basically taking control of shit that isn't yours because you've proclaimed yourself king even though it's a neutral institution
>>nothing wrong
HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
>>Jamie
>threw a kid out the window
>deceived tyrion for years
>cucked his king despite swearing vows (and this is after he literally kills the previous king)
>takes the white cloak despite his father's wishes and gives zero fucks about the fortunes of the family
>never loved his children even though that didn't stop him from fucking his sister and spawning more of them
Wow, so he got over his girlfriend in his 40s. Incredible achievement.

Can somebody tell my why didn't Cersei just shoot Danerys, her retinue and that last dragon dead during the last scene? It's not because she respects the code of conduct of not killing people when they come to parlay, since she clearly doesn't respect any codes of conduct. It's not because she wants to resolve the conflict without killing them all, since killing Missandei in front of them is a clear message that she wants bloody war. There is absolutely NO reason for her not to just wipe them all the moment Tyrion starts talking with Qyburn.

Well to be fair he doesn't go around telling peoples his name is the Night King. Peoples just think that it's a cool/scary/badass name so it just stick I guess.

source?

Dragon AIDS

CHECKMATE CERSEI, SURRENDER OR I'LL STORM KINGSLANDING WITH MY 20 GOOD MEN

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I still can't comprehend how hundreds of boomers online still keep sucking d&d's wieners because muh high production value, muh high fantasy, muh nitpicking

Give me feet girl 1

le quirky johnny depp

she's ugly and her tits aren't very good desu

>naming your dragon "drogon"
>naming your dog "dag"
>naming your cat "cot"
>naming your parrot "porrot"

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>tfw no snekfu gf

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>people saying Viseryon and Rhaegal made eggs while chained in Mereen
people that say a random dragon will appear outta nowhere
Danyfags trying to cope are most amusing, I have to say

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This. Even though S5E6 was terrible because of the Dorne scenes, the reason it was rated so lowly is because Sansa got raped. It doesn't even matter if the writing had been really good or if that had happened in the books, the fact that Sansa got raped triggered the red-hot-emotions in their child brains and they hated it.

The show has a very large female audience and a good chunk of these females are emotional retards who have temper tantrums when their Yaskweens don't get to Yas. This is literally the main reason.

There's at least 50 there, I counted.

Some shitty custom console to sell to the NPCs

Poor girl

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tyene looks like my ex

i miss her

>BR2049

kino

>men
>don't have dicks
lol

That's the point. He says nothing

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Why do people think he's going to kill his sister when he clearly left to protect her?
>Didn't go to KL when he found out that Cersei sent Bronn to kill him
>only decided to go to KL after he was remembered about her imminent doom
>gave a speech about how he was never a good man all a long before he left

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>normies in charge of deciding if something's good
every fucking time

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Ned Stark wanted Dany to live to btfo the audience in season 8, what a based character.

Only explanation that makes any sense at all is she WANTS Dany to start torching the place so Cersei looks like a saviour when she puts her down.

This would work a lot better if the show had shown ANY kind of resentment after burning the church.
I imagine next episode is gonna have Jaime make it to King's Landing and spend some time with a few random peasants just to remind the audience that more than just Cersei and Euron live there.

Not sure if trying too hard, or trying too little. Either way it's weak.

REMOVE DRAGON remove dragon you are worst targ. you are the targ idiot you are the targ smell. return to pentos. to our targ cousins you may come our contry. you may live in the zoo....ahahahaha ,lannister we will never forgeve you. goldcloak rascal FUck but fuck asshole targ stink lannister sqhipere shqipare..targ genocide best day of my life. take a bath of dead targ..ahahahahahLANNISTER WE WILL GET YOU!! do not forget red wedding .wildlings we kill the king , wildlings return to your precious north....hahahahaha idiot targ and lannister smell so bad..wow i can smell it. REMOVE DRAGON FROM THE PREMISES. you will get caught. north+riverlands+stormlands+dorne=kill lannister...you will red wedding/stannis alive in stormlands, stannis making album of stormlands . fast rap stannis stormlands. we are rich and have gold now hahahaha ha because of stannis... you are ppoor stink targ... you live in a hovel hahahaha, you live in a yurt

stannis alive numbr one #1 in stormlands ....fuck the lannister,..FUCKk ashol targs no good i spit in the mouth eye of ur flag and house. stannis aliv and real strong wizard kill all the targ farm aminal with rap magic now we the baratheon rule .ape of the zoo king aerys targaryan fukc the great satan and lay egg this egg hatch and lannister wa;s born. stupid baby form the eggn give bak our clay we will crush u lik a skull of pig. baratheon greattst house

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which snek was this one

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Twenty good xirs

Prime Johnny Depp

cocks are not important

Obliged

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Are there really people who wear the tinfoil hat so hard that they think Dany isn't a Targ in the books?

Literally just because there are only two episodes left. When other episodes sucked there were seasons to go and time to fix things and recover. This is the end. And even people not totally pissed at Ep3 often had problems with it. Also yes staw, camel's back.

Queen of love and beauty

*COUGH COUHG*
I H-HAVE BECOM-
*COUGH*
BECOME MORE POWERFUL...
*COUGH COUGH WHEEEEZZZEE*
THAN YOU COULD EVER IMAGINE MY QUEEN

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I probably hate stannisfags more than anyone else here, I would not hesitate to straight up KILL every stannisposter here, man or woman, adults and children, if I saw them on the streets. I would curbstomp them until their faces are nothing but MUSH and steal their wallets so nobody could identify their mangled, broken bodies, leaving their families in extreme emotional pain. Then I would visit their funeral, shit in their casket in font of their own beloved ones and then kill every single one of the funeral guests because I would assume they are stannisfags as well.

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Why is Jamies hair brown now

because d&d

King of Aesthetics

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>post yfw holy baratheon seed saved from el goblina impurities

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it's just delusion, denial and coping mechanisms

d&d have stated themselves that jaime is going back because he's addicted to his sister, but normies are unironically claiming that it's a ruse and jaime will kill cersei

also, why does jaime think he'll be there in time? the path back to KL takes fucking forever, he'll have to teleport, and how does he think he will reach cersei? does he think dany will just let them pass? god this show is so stupid

Who am I supposed to care about on this show again? Who's left that's actually kind of good, Podrick?

Stannis literally did nothing wrong, he is the rightful heir (for now) tommen and Marcella are not Beratheons and renly refuses to yield to his older brother when given the chance.

Furthermore he put his quest on hold just to go protect the north from a foreign threat. You are fucking retarded.

>Jamie

I didn’t say Jamie was a good guy but in the books his redemption comes much earlier and better, cersi isn’t his gf she’s he love of his life and the other of his children you edgy fag, Jamie is a reluctant anti-hero who saved millions and only ever received scorn and hatred for it. He did terrible things to hide his affair with cersi and he regrets it.

You have a sub 80 iq

pure kino

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It looks fucking retarded. Not even real life Hafthor Björnsson could swing that thing fast enough to actually hit anything with it if it were made of real iron.

>the big smile at the end

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Women don’t care for a character if they can’t project themselves onto them.

kek, based

>complain about the future payoff
>propose a much more boring and illogical conclusion
This is getting tiring, the writing is atrocious but you guys don't seem to have actually good ideas either.

do the other side now

goddanmn

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I would watch a show where Joffrey and Loras just try on loads of clothes

Episode 2 was easily better than 4, it may have been slow but the lack of any dubious character decisions/writing bullshit made it far more tolerable.

based

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Nah prime Johnny Depp is 21 Jump Street (The TV Show)

Worst episodes of GoT, agree?

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He already put a baby in her

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Becuase that would end the show

Which normals are you guys talking about?

Every single one of my coworkers, and the comments of every GoT related facebook posts are covered in only 100% positive things about the show, ESPECIALLY episode 3. I think you are underestimating how retarded the ACTUAL normies are, and are overestimating how many "hip internet normies" make up the overall GoT audience.

Hair darkens in winter

WHAT DOES IT MEAN?

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Peak of the show (post S1) prove me wrong

god, the crown looks so fucking good

He'll unironically have the worst ending of any character on the show

he'll fight Euron in some shit meme boss fight and then die in Cersei's arms

Cersei's tax policies prioritize military industrial complex over infrastructure maintenance. Sure everything looks like shit now, but they got a few thousand really cool railguns out of it. It's a sound policy in my book.

>mfw Bobby B's son gets the stormlands
>mfw Dany is smart
>mfw Quasimodo is beautiful
>mfw Jon is small but strong
>mfw Pod in a threesome
>mfw Sansa shits on Dany
>mfw the LAST war
>mfw Dany still has enough men to man her ships
>mfw another CGI nigger dies
>mfw Varys wants to betray Dany for the good of the realm
>mfw it's OK to have a cock
>mfw teleports left and right
>mfw Missandei is beheaded in chains
>mfw people are mad about an irrelevant side character dying
>mfw mass murder is suddenly justified
>mfw Dany is going to be the mad queen
>mfw a white men will rule Westeros once again

You've made your bed, now lie in it

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>The Night King and his army have arrived and the epic battle fo..The Battle of Winterfell is over

The best episodes

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oi

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Lannisters hair gets less blonde the less Lannister they become. I think it's a cool touch even if it's probably not intentional.

Far from it. People are just mad about Dany

>mad queen posting

It will never catch on.

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No, it's a boring but much more logical conclusion, I don't like it but that's what they set up for, just like any version of NK's ending where Jon is involved is by default automatically better regardless of how obvious, than the Arya ending we got

>first three episodes are all rated above eight

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DRILLS

a bastard at most

WISH WE COULD TURN BACK TIME

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A master of 5D cyvasse

How would the series be different if Jon Snow was 6’2”?

They're both legitimate

>stannis burned one child to save realm
>dany burned down an entire city full of children because cersei and euron cucked her
kek, stay cucked danyfag

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This is unironically confirmed by scientists that studied games and the relationship between how each gender felt about playing each character.
Men are fine with female characters, and can emphasis, women can't do it with male characters, and dislike them.
Women are narcissistic, basically. (Or low IQ, and can't put themselves in the opposite sex's shoes)

Maybe their expectations have been subverted too many times.

Watch The Long Night on Sundays on HBO to find out

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>no Blackwater
>nothing from Season 1
Fuck normies

Why don't we have Coughing Varys in the vein of Bobby B powering up yet?

Some of these are actually better than the top ten episodes. Guess IMDB is not that reliable after all, huh?

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im personally a fan of this realm tastes awful

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>You will never kiss his sword
Why go on?

Now try with your eyes open

>anything past season 3
>good
normalfags need to be gased

I have lots of favs but this is for the past 2 seasons

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I wish that banana was my penis if you know what I mean

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>Not a single S1 episode not even Baelor

Fuck Normies, I'm glad Dany dies a shitty death

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I thought cocks only made it better?

>liking fake tits

Why was the episode called "The Last Stark"?

>mfw the GREAT war
ummm excuse me?

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That armor makes him look like such a chad :l

Choppp Choppp nigga

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Dany has never been set up for that kind of ending, at what moment has that even been hinted at all?

Beautiful.

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Joffrey actually looks pretty badass in that armor. But then you remember it's Joffrey. Can't believe the guy runs away to his mom in the middle of the fucking battle.

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Maamaaaaaa!

Source?

Kingly

Not that guy: Dany dies while fighting the White Walkers after an actual developed conflict with them that really threatens the whole world, making the dragon shit have a point. There, done. No killing blow to head bad guy just the dragons are actually helpful in that conflict over a period of time. And she's dead, good.

LOOK AT THAT FUCKING ARMOR, jesus christ its fucking amazing

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They are all rated over 9.5 I think you might be being a bit dramatic

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Blackwater used to be in the top 10 but now the newer seasons have just pushed it out from newfags bumping the recent episodes.

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Stannis of the House Baratheon, First of His Name, King of the Andals and the First Men, Lord of the Seven Kingdoms, and Protector of the Realm

>Bran isn't a Stark anymore, he's actually the 3ER
>Arya isn't a stark, she's no one
>Jon revealed that he's a Targ
>Sansa is now the only Stark
My guess

Can someone post the image of the spoilers? I wanna send it to my brother since he asked.

Insane that normies still rate their "worst" episode as highly as a 7

I don't think Last of the Starks was that bad, it was far from being my least favourite episode, but I'd still only rate it like a 5 or 6

This sounds plausible, but what about the leak where Tyrion gets executed?

Thank you

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TO THE GOOD OLD DAYNES

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Why does non of the armor or back ground people look as good as this when it has a larger budget?

what was?

>the second Great War
works
>the second Last War
does not

did they just give jaime the pauldrons and shit there?

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*COUGHHH AGHHUHH KUHH*

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>Stannis literally did nothing wrong
Yes, yes, bro, it's as you say, it's perfectly fine to conspire with foreigners and assassinate your family using despicable means.
>protect the north
Okay, so I guess if I save your life I'm entitled to fuck your mother and take all your shit, is that how the world works in your brain?
>cersi isn’t his gf she’s he love of his life
Big difference, lol.
>Jamie is a reluctant anti-hero who saved millions
Nah, he's a villain that did one good thing when it also saved his own life in the process.
>You have a sub 80 iq
Mate, you can't even think critically or spell Cersei's name.

>can't put themselves in the opposite sex's shoes
implying men can

Everyone better fucking die otherwise this show is just another piece of trash pandering TV show

i still don't understand how Jon has to take the black and doesn't automatically be crowned giving he's the only Targ left

desu the early lannister armor was fucking beautiful, helmets aside

So did sansa get anal'd by ramsey? Cause I don't know what the show keeps implying to me every other episode if not.

Remember the Gift? What the fuck happened with that?

his hair was brown in dorne tho

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average as fuck

i thought the reversed symbol meant that the NK wanted to escape his murderous programming and was making the reversed symbol to tell the children of the forest that he wants the process that turned them into WW to be reversed, that the NK wants to be human again to escape his programming that tells him to kill everything

but we'll get no answers, it was just a drawing bro lmao

bait

.desaB

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His enemy's squire.

Literally the last two episodes where she loses Jorah, Rhaegal, and Missandei, and betrayed by the people she put her trust in like Jon, and is shown as deeply regretful instead of mad. That's why I'm only arguing for the ending now, because the mad queen angle stopped making sense in the span of two episodes which were supposed to set it up.

The rape, user. It was beautiful. She was beautiful.

this webm has more soul than the past 2 fucking seasons of this show

please some one leak the rest two episode so I can sleep in peace again, thanks!

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Stannis is the rightful king, Robert had no legitimate children and the targs were overthrown and banished from realm

Stay mad

I think you win.

she only looks good as a redhead and even then not all the time

ah when the kingsguard armor wasn't a black plastic barrel

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Not really, she's very pretty

this legit looks like it's from another show

>mfw she’s literally hillary

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it was heavily implied in the books that robb, sansa, bran and rickon are basically tullys, while jon and arya were the only ones that looked like ned

so the starks are pretty much gonna die out unless arya has kids

faxing them right now

post pics or stfu

Yes. Notice how she's been there and getting raped multiple times every night for 9 months without ever getting pregnant. either she's barren as fuck, or Ramsey prefers the back door.

>just another piece of trash pandering TV show
But that's already the case.

AHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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not that guy, but if you had to pick a "good guy" out of the cast of throne contenders, it's undeniably stannis
other people have done worse for less

Before that the Thirty Years War was also known as the Great War IIRC

an average kind of pretty

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this entire scene has more soul than the entirety of season 7

90% of the budget goes to Emilia's hamburger fund/Kit's alcoholism

Shut up nerd

Reminder Cersei is /ourgirl/ and not the ugly incest baby freak Dany "I'm the Queen so bend the knee" Targaryen.

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i would but i don't want them spread around here

have posted some on Yea Forums

*COUGH COUGH*

M-MOO...

*COUGH*

M-MORE WINE

*COUGHHH AGHHUHH ARGHHH*

MORE WHINE MY LORD?

*HUARRRGH*

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Wrong nerd. They're all Starks

>.t butthurt old man cressen

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She was barely 18. That's just natural perkiness fren.

based as fuck, /got/ is stannermen for life

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Do you think it was dead before it hit the water or did it drown

Anal is hip these days though. It's not very progressive to label sodomy as rape.

The way it gets caught on her nipple is what gets my boner going every time.

Lorelet here. Why would a Stark/Targaryen (Jon) have the heir over a pure Targaryen (Daenerys)?

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Which GoT episode is your favorite one? Doesn't have to be one from the IMDB screencap, and why so?

My brother, the show isn't the books. At this point it's fanfic, accept it gracefully.

Your arguments are shit and nonsensical nor did they refute any of my points

Good day

>I lost most of my army and one child for this heap

A lot of chicks look nothing like that at 18, those are unusually perky even for a kid

t-thank you user

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Lol, you're genuinely fucking stupid. A person that chooses to assassinate their own blood is not a good person. Certainly not in our world, and most definitely not in ASoIaF's.

explain

Because we can assume nobody else will find out. It'll become a rumour and that he'll still refuse the crown either way.

Literally a fucking show for GIRLS lmao

he probably died shortly after sinking

Someone please post the supposed spoilers.

>>reddit

>a lot
not like you'd know anyway

those couple of milliseconds of catching are the peak of the entire show

>1 episode later, I am forgotten

Why is it that since Jon came back to the dead he has acted like an exaggerated charicature of Ned Stark, i.e. 'honourable fool'?

Women aren't even part of the inheritance process, goes to the next male in line automatically and Jon is the legitimate son of the prince

You had zero points, except Reddit tier fanboyism for a character that's a kinslayer. Kill yourself, you stupid nigger.

This scene must've legit been a nod to Yea Forums

they showed her in the funeral

NEW

Im going to be disappointing if the NK doesnt come back. Not with a big army but something like Oh no hes respawning from his tree. Then Jon and Bran need to fight him in the real world and tree-ception world at same time. When I saw that spiral burn I thought Bran was definetly going to have to die burning the wiernet down from the inside.

he has a benis and he is considered a pure targaryen as much as any of neds kids are true starks

>have auburn hair like a fully

>this means they aren’t starks

Lol wut?

>She has to whore her barren cunt out for the rest of her says
MAKE IT HAPPEN

Except for Rickon. He’s a Tarly. Because he married his gay boyfriend Dickon and became emperors of Essos.

Because Jon is the son of Rhaegar, who was heir to the throne. Aerys died, Rhaegar died, and so Jon is next in line in succession, over Rhaegar's sister.

Being pure Targaryen doesn't really mean much to succession, it's just a retarded inbred custom the Targs kept with them from Valyria

Having their most hated character get a spolight scene where she kills a giant?

The Lysa Arryn of images...

I hope it dies a quick one. Drowning to dead is always the one way of dying I fear the most for some reason.
Imagine being a dragon, all powerful and capable of flying anywhere you wish and suddenly you have no power, crushing under your own weight and immense pain, you just see the world turns dark as you unable to take a single breathe.

for me, it's blackwater

Judging by the brothel scenes, Maesters do some fine work in that regard. But I think hers are really. She was literally barely legal while filming that scene. As in, they planned the actual shoot around her birthday.

Line of succession my dude. Jon is the trueborn Aon of Prince Rhaegar. Dany is Jon's aunt. Titles and whatnot pass to your children before your siblings.
Plus she's a woman. And can't have kids.

lizards can breathe under water mate

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His brother had no right to thrown, he gave him the chance to join him and he refused

Stannis did nothing wrong.

I’m not arguing with you, clearly you never read the books

dafuq

Jon is the last surviving son of the first son of the last Targ King, so his claim is stronger than the one of the last child of the last Targ king (Dany)

if that's the case given that Gendry is legitimised it would pass to him

You two are rusing me. You didn't even post the fax number. Don't try and trick me like that.

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i mean are you sure you're not the stupid one since i deliberately put "good guy" in quotes? most of the people in asoiaf are monstrous, and this is especially the case for all serious throne contenders.

You couldn't beat up a turd, that's why your favourite character has muh magic dragon power 'dreacris' yey n shiiiiiiiite.

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I'm not even kidding, she had her 18th birthday on the set.

Those new pretzel helmets look so retarded

Danny isn’t a pure Targaryen other families have marrie into the targs overtime they did a lot of sibling marriage though

Great Council of 101 created the precedent to say that the throne cannot go to a woman or to the some of a woman
This was confirmed in the Great Council of 233 when the claim of a princess was immediately dismissed

Her birthday is in March and they film from April-August so she would have been a month removed from her 18th birthday at least.

Look at this nerd. Even knowing the actual precedents and shit. Go play your action figures, nerd.

Just imagine how KINO this scene would've been GODDAMN

but cersei is on the throne sweetie

Because that’s what dabid thinks is a parallel

Do you actually not know why it's named that?

i guess its clever if your the avg got show audience

i miss this show

Varys