PROOOOOOOOOHH :DDD Edition
PROOOOOOOOOHH :DDD Edition
Viserys was right about everything.
CHOPPP OF HER FUCKING LEG
>GRRM: I want the dragons to work like a sort of nuclear deterrent. Having three of them makes Dany powerful, but that power only allows her to destroy. It doesn't give her the power to reform, improve, or build.
>D&D: Dragons are cool.
>Someone did the math and apparently the ballista fire with 3 times the force of a Saturn V booster rocket and at 6 times the speed of sound.
who /emilia/ here?
>Even Galavant had higher stakes than this shit
oh no no no no
>The two female rulers are going to go insane and both be killed by their male lovers
>they will be replaced by males
D&D are our guys
"promise me highgarden or I shoot you"
The PoVs in Feast and Dance are better than the PoVs in Game, Clash and Storm
SHOW NEEDS MORE INPALEMENT
IMPALE ALL WOMEN CHARACTERS
based qyburn
Viserys wouldn't have done the things Dany has done.
I can't believe all the stupid non-book readers got tricked by sappy music whenever Dany did something abhorrent and evil.
True, but he lacked all of those and didn't know how to get them.
/got/
I bend the knee to the cutest queen.
Fucking muslims and their chopping fixation.
Alys Karstark is the greatest rack in Westeros.
me
viserys was hot
STANNIS
STANNIS
STANNIS
BAHAAHAHAHA
One can dream
This. I'm not even mad.
And knew his dragon history.
Perhaps I'll write a fanfiction where Viserys is the MC, and Dany dies instead.
How can anyone defend this scene?
It's a damn shame that we don't use defenestration anymore.
OH NO NO NO
it's kinda cool that they're showing us the fake scenes they filmed, but shouldn't they show us the actual story first?
Here with a proper subject and backlink. Whenever this is over
Does he still get his insides rearranged by Drogo?
>Dany kills Varys, Euron and Jon
>Bronn kills Brienne, Sansa, Arya, the Hound and Tyrion
>Qyburn shoots down Drogon
>Jaime kills Dany
>Cersei executes Gendry
>Dorne is never mentioned again
Rate my ending.
qyburn's that good
I want to bang him
and the recoil would push them to the horizon
>Op put the title in the name field
google who Benioff's dad is for more explanation
reddit didn't like it so its good, bronn our le guy btw
Me.
This bronn scene is easily on par with "you want the bad pussy". It's perhaps the worst scene in the show.
Smirkfu
Will RADmure appear in next episode?
>Jon and his army pass by the Twwins, notice Tully banners there
>Same in Riverrun
>Same Harrenhal
>find RADmure there, eager to give his armies to turn the table
THE QUEEN IN THE NORTH
THE QUEEN IN THE NORTH
THE QUEEN IN THE NORTH
Replace Bronn and Qyburn and we're good.
>television stretches the laws of physics for the sake of visuals
wowee i'm so glad reddit told me why this scene was stupid because I can't function for myself!
STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS
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Butterface
Is this a parody and if not, why is it allowed?
>randomly appears
>'fooking lannisters, fooking highgarden, fooking cutthroats'
>leaves via a different door not to be seen again
This scene felt like it was part of a fucking stage play
>another black character killed by white people
Disgusting.
nobody travels anymore they just show up
>some autistic incel
vs
>chad writers
lmao
This is the exact moment Dany became the main villain.
Prove me wrong
You can't
>STANNIS
>STANNIS
>STANNIS
STANNIS STANNIS
STANNIS STANNIS
STANNIS STANNIS
THE TRUE KING STANNIS STANNIS
Dime
BOAR
BOAR
BOAR
so if Bronn isn't gonna fight in the war, saying he's gonna find Tyrion afterward, what's stopping Tyrion from just not giving it to him?
>not when she burned Mirri
qyburn is a man beyond his time
The same Chad writers who can't look up Gendrys surname.
Lannisters always pay their debts, you dummy!
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if euron is supposed to be this bad guy
how come he haven't done anything wrong in the show
>he started the first greyjoy rebellion
he rebelled against a usurper for the independence for his people
>he killed his brother
balon drew first blood with his knife it was clearly selfdefense
>he usurped the salt throne
he won it fair and square even by confessing to the killing of balon
>he attacked danaerys fleet and killed the sand snakes
intercepting a invading foe and captures child murderers
>he burned down yet another portion of danaerys fleet
its still war
>he killed rheagal
based dragon slayer saved thousands of people by killing a living wmd
No it's when she killed her brother, pictured here.
just more proof of kike nepotism
>uhhh dany we promised this guy Bron Highgarden, some of the most valuable land in the seven kingdoms
>no you won't know who he is, he fought with the Lannisters
>yes he was with our enemies
>but then he left and we promised Highgarden because he threatened us with a crossbow
>no he never fought on our side
>you have to give him Highgarden now
After the recent eps, she turns me on so much now fuuuuuck
How did Bronn, a known enemy, walk into Winterfell with a crossbow with Lannister decoration?
FUCKING CUTE
>ORANGE MAN BAD
>KIDDY FONDLER GOOD
>BUY MY FIRE AND BLOOD BOOK GOYIM
DANYYYY
aaaggghhhhhh
Not it was when he started enjoying Drogo's huge dick
He cut his crew's tongues and wanted to kill his nephews for no reason whatsoever.
because he is a CRAZY white male
>former chairman of the fed
Oy vey
No one's beating Trump lmao.
>BOAR BOAR BOAR BOAR BOAR BOAR BOAR BOAR BOAR BOAR BOAR BOAR BOAR BOAR BOAR BOAR BOAR BOAR BOAR BOAR BOAR BOAR BOAR BOAR BOAR BOAR BOAR BOAR BOAR BOAR BOAR BOAR BOAR BOAR BOAR BOAR
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has he ever looked at the camera and done a villainous laugh? I feel like hes done that at least once
1 he needed silence clearly 2 they commited treason did they not?
DIGITS FOR STANNIS
when he wrecks yaras ships and theon jumps overboard
Why didn't we see Sansa and Hound fucking exactly? We need to suffer through goblin sex but they won't throw up a bone with this?
>Resist
I hope he finishes the next book though, say what you will about this fat fuck but atleast the books are good.
> Winter is so bad up north that wildlings always try and break into the realm so they can be somewhere warmer
> Wildlings eventually welcomed into the realm
> "Nah we bored here, it's winter now but let's just go back up north"
He was tested on the Black Water but his nerve broke.
He was tested by Tywin the Lion but again he broke.
He was just starting to be tested by his new Wife Margaery. Had he lived he would have finally stood up for himself, fulfilling the Lightbringer prophecy and becoming a man worthy of the crown.
The character that EVERYONE wanted to die, was the one who they needed to live.
And as they called out and cheered and applauded his death, they also unknowlingly doomed the world to an eternal winter.
AZOR JOFFREY
I apologize
ahhahahaahahhaahahah trumpcucks think this
yes. do you really think chads know incels names?
I looked for you in the catalogue
Jaime travelled to Winterfell without anyone recognizing him and he was at least famous. Only Royce and some Vale knights would know who Bronn was.
>The Dotraki
Nice
Euron is a hero and man of the people don't let danyfags ever fool you
Promise me 14 kids Ned
the digits bend the knee to the one true king
>DANY: My child was innocent!
>MIRRI: Innocent? He would've been the stallion who mounts the world. Now he will burn no cites. Now his khalasar will trample no nations into dust.
>DANY: I spoke for you. I saved you.
>MIRRI: Saved me? Three of those riders had already raped me, before you "saved" me girl. I saw my god's house burn, there where I had healed men and women beyond counting. In the streets I saw piles of heads; the head of a baker who makes my bread; the head of a young boy, that I had cured of fever just three months past. So, tell me again exactly what it was that you saved?
>DANY: Your life.
>MIRRI: Why don't you take a look at your khal? Then you will see exactly what life is worth when all the rest has gone.
>Dany then burns Mirri alive with the intent of enjoying watching her scream
YAAAASSS QUEEEN!!
PROMISE HER, NED
>It's perhaps the worst scene in the show.
How fucked are your standards?
Checked those absolutely incredible digits
B-but the hot fish chad died because of her!
1 he went mad 2 no, they were together at kingsmoot and he wanted to murder them as soon as he won
AHHHHHHHHHHHH, I MISS HIM SO FUCKING MUCH
Stunning and brave!
All these glorious digits for the on true King!
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KNEE... BENDING...
What would you have done in her place? Forgive and forget?
Do you guys remember the days of 2012 /got/, where Robb and Talisa getting married under the seven was the worst kind of oversight we complained about? Where Ros was the worst example of Dabid fanfiction?
Those were the days, huh?
He's the living vengeance of Harren and Ludo the prophet, he is the drowned god destined to defeat aegons decendents
what the fuck
>being a centrist in 2019
Trump is already done for. Most of his base is gone because he ended up being a total fuck-up.
“No.” The eunuch’s voice seemed deeper. “He is here. Aegon has been shaped for rule since before he could walk. He has been trained in arms, as befits a knight to be, but that was not the end of his education. He reads and writes, he speaks several tongues, he has studied history and law and poetry. A septa has instructed him in the mysteries of the Faith since he was old enough to understand them. He has lived with fisherfolk, worked with his hands, swum in rivers and mended nets and learned to wash his own clothes at need. He can fish and cook and bind up a wound, he knows what it is like to be hungry, to be hunted, to be afraid. Tommen has been taught that kingship is his right. Aegon knows that kingship is his duty, that a king must put his people first, and live and rule for them.”
Was he a dothraki outcast? Only Jorah talks to him and the bloodrider elbowed him in the face without much trouble. Sure, he's one of the 3 choosen by Drogho, but isn't that a little too weak.
All the same... we do not kneel.
STANNIS!
Superior Stark/Dayne ubermensch army when?
was raeghal's death supposed to come out of fucking nowhere? it was almost comical how dany was flying carelessly one moment and then raeghal died
also dany got over it very quickly
Burning her alive to enjoy her screams is certainly not the right thing to do, in any case.
People were also complaining about Shae being insulted at being called a whore
>being this naive.
Sure buddy, we'll see what happens come election time.
You really think that actual confirmed pedophile Joe Biden is going to be president?
There's videos on youtube of his feeling up children in front of their parents, over and over again to many different girls.
I can even link one if you want?
are you retarded when he regains consciousness he askes where are my niece and nephews, putting two and two together he realizes he's been betrayed
Queen Dany is *not* the villain.
Jon is trying to usurp her throne and the ungrateful Northerners are resisting her rightful rule.
They want to win this war, but they don't want her to be the one to do it.
Then they want her armies and her dragons, but they don't want to respect her or give anything back in return.
THEN they want her to scurry back to King's Landing but probably also provide them with food and shit after the battle is over.
Has any of them thought maybe after this war it would be IMPOSSIBLE to sustain themselves as an independent kingdom?
I'll let them figure it out on their own I guess.
DnD here Stannis returns in full force with the Windblown and the Company of the cat in ep6
To all the Stannisposters:
Have sex!
Stannis is officially the Mannis
Based Stannis the Mannis
the power of having a rational man in your service
STANNIS CONFIRMED
>RADmure has been ruling as the King of the Rivers
>Tells Jon to fuck off because Cat didn't trust him
Based
DA FUNNY WHORE
STANNIS
MELLY
DAVOS
AAAAHHHHH SAVE ME CROWS AAAAHHHHH
>"Mother of dragons, Daenerys thought. Mother of monsters. What have I unleashed upon the world? A queen I am, but my throne is made of burned bones, and it rests on quicksand. Without dragons, how could she hope to hold Meereen, much less win back Westeros? I am the blood of the dragon, she thought. If they are monsters, so am I." - Daenerys, ADWD
where was this character in the show
He only knew that they ran away.
>Sure buddy, we'll see what happens come election time.
Delusional Trumpfag. We will, but he is already done for and has lost his support. It's not my fault you can't into politics.
>You really think that actual confirmed pedophile Joe Biden is going to be president?
I don't think he will be, no.
Leaks already say she dies, why does no one read the leaks?
Unironically based character
You sound like a madqueen
someone screencap this posts
She purposefully killed her child just to make a vegetable Drogho. Meli burned countless people just to please R'hllor. Is the method of execution the problem here?
AAAAGH HELP ME DANY
Decapitation? Hanging? Clubbing? Literally anything other than burning?
MY KNEES ARE BENDING ON THEIR OWN
It got here two days ago
>where was this character in the show
Sucking my cock
leaks are fake
FIRE AND BLOOD
HE
Not really. Dany isn't questioning herself, the people around her are.
How's that any different? No one proved that those are any less painful. It's often said that people burned often pass out because of the smoke before the fire even reaches the skin. The show added some drama because you know, it's a show.
>help
>b-b-but fire and blood user she’s a targaryen
>don't get Jaime and Brienne together
>piss off shipcucks
>get Jaime and Brienne together
>piss off everyone else
>get Jaime and Brienne together then break them up after one night
>piss off everybody
Subversion is an exact science
It is our duty to STANNIS post and claim the dubs, much more important than mere sex.
No they arent they were confirmed ages ago on reddit, even had info of episode 3 and 4, including Arya kills NK, Jon faces the dragon, etc.
FIRE AND BLOOD
Where's that wall that Mexico paid for?
I found one, but Jon becomes the new mad king and Tommen takes over.
>dany dies by whocares who
>throne goes to whoever
>got ends
>jon gets drogon and goes to valyria(new tv show starts here) to rebuild targshits
name this show /got/
name
>Dany is bad for burning a witch
You guys are such fags.
Lena
jorah mormont? more like jorah pissmont lmao
Who knows?
Guess America will just have to enjoy rapists and murderers in their sanctuary cities.
I recommend the really woke areas for maximum effect.
so at this point we're like 80% certain Dany is gonna die. so what's gonna happen to Drogon?
will Euron increase his dragon kill points?
will Drogon survive and stay with Jon?
>BLOT UND STAHL
What did danyfags mean by this
>COMPLETELY cut out of the show
Martin told them hes completely irrelevant and hes going to get BTFO by Euron or Dany
Where can i see this?
Bullshit
Screencap my post, Dany wins.
stannis will claim all the digits on this board or die in the attempt
Yeah well at least he's not a shitskin
What was the point of this character?
Haha what the fuck I never even noticed he’s Gendry Rivers when he was born in Flea Bottom and should be Gendry Waters. Fucking hell do these hacks literally write this shit in an hour and call it a day?
>we want the hipster audience
Resurrecting our Lord and Saviour.
I'll link the post to 9 months ago.
reddit.com
CROW'S EYE
CROW'S EYE
CROW'S EYE
Drogon flies away with Dany's corpse to the house in Braavos with the red door and the lemon tree
he was the only one who picked a class that could rezz, so he always got autoinvited
She looked so good in the Purge.
Oh come on! I could do that shit!
Stannis the deadis
>I know imagine Euron trying to teach his system to zombie Gregor
>Jaime and Euron have a big fight
This show is a fucking mess.
>Usurp throne
He was ELECTED! President Euron! The only DEMOCRATICALLY ELECTED leader in Westeros! Hail Euron!
to attack the flanks with his flaming sword
Reminder that this happened
youtube.com
Also reminder that Emilia isn't even the best Sarah Connor in Game of Thrones
Too continuously bring back Beric so he could get slowly stabbed to death while holding a doorway so Arya could teleport behind the NK and end the long night before it began.
Also, zombiebear!
>Jaime's story ends with some shit boss meme fight against Euron before dying
kill me
>final showdown between the two people who love fucking Cersei
P O E T R Y B R A V O D A B I D
>Euron taunts him by saying "TURNS OUT SHE DID LIKE A FINGER IN THE BUM" during the fight
>the war for Cersei's cunt
>ah... this truly is the War for Cersei's Cunt
Anyone else feel a kind of existential dread over how bad this ending is?
I stopped caring about the show when they showed the origin of the White Walkers in the middle of an irrelevant episode and treated it like it was no big deal, but it's still incredible how bad it was allowed to get, there was so much potential and setup that it was almost impossible to fuck up and they still did. Pick literally any fan theory and it would've been better than this, literally anything.
>trump currently has a higher popularity than king nigger had at this point in his first term
>thinking that he won’t destroy whatever bitransracial faggot the dems prop up
The War for Cersei’s Cunt, it was foreshadowed. It’s like pottery, it rhymes. Expectations epically subverted :^)
dubs and stannis comes back kills jon, any and cersei an taks the throne for himself
I hope it's an Errol Flynn swashbuckler style swordfight in the throne room. With swinging on chandeliers and everything
200th for Stannis
Brienne's pussy was so bad Jaime reversed his whole character arc and went running back to Cersei lmao.
BUUUEEEGHH
>O gods that was-
UUUUUEEEEEHH
BLEEEEGH
>By the seven-
COUGH
>Ok... ok.. i think i'm done...
BUEEEEEEEEGHHH
I felt that back in S5 you faggot norman
Now I'm happy to watch the whole thing go up in flames and Danyfags can finally feel the pain the rest of us had to live with for years.
I felt so bad about how the show went that I actually started reading the books last week.
Subversion of the highest order
>becoming suicidal because of a show
lmao at ur life
Kiddy diddler will win and there's nothing you can do about it!
>truly, it was, The War for Cersei's Cunt © (All Rights Reserved) ™
how are d&d going to get away with that?
EGG?
STANNIS MY KING
>be fired from Citadel
>invent hypersonic missiles
Based
STANNIS
STANNIS
STANNIS
STANNIS
>STANNIS
>STANNIS
>STANNIS
>STANNIS
>STANNIS
>my incel asshole is on FUCKING FIRE
Very based
They had several scorpions
Tell me there's nudes of her. Holy mother of milk
unironically my favorite meme to ever come out of this show
>S7 made S1-6 pointless
>S8 made S7 pointless
IT WAS ALL FOR NOTHIGN AHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAAHHAHA
source?
Based incelposter!
"no"
>Anyone else feel a kind of existential dread over how bad this ending is?
I don't really care about the ending tbqh. I'm more sad about GoT as a whole ending. I invested 8 years of my life in some of the characters that are still alive, knowing that I'll never see them again after this is just dreadful.
>puts subject into the name field
>can't even writhe PRÖÖÖÖHH properly
päthëthic
You can live in my NEW WORLD
Or die in your old one.
TWO YEARS
>TWO YEARS
TWO YEARS
>TWO YEARS
BRAVO DABID
Based dabid dabbing on jonerys fags they really thought they had it kek
Based, fuck women (not sexually)
What is he holding?
How come? Everything they did so far took them where they are. Home.
>Dany
>Living
just leak it
JONERYS?
GODS WHAT A STUPID SHIP
kek was thinking about the same thing
>>S7 made S1-6 pointless
???
>just turn your brain off, bro
all the way
That would be fucking hilarious. I can see show Euron doing that
absolutely based
i love how non chalant he is about slamming the roastie across the face
food container
hmh
>Cersei is the Game of Thrones
>Iron Throne (Robert, Joffrey, Tommen) couldn't hold her
>Euron (Salt Throne) wants to marry her
>Dany (More She Shat Throne) wants to kill her
It's like pottery.
for me, it's Bessie
She's the one true queen
>forgotton
NEGG
based and factpilled
>They won't give me anything to drink down here.
>I haven't been feeling like myself.
IT DIDN'T SAIL SO WELL
>FORESHADOWING
i'm glad jon will kilçl her, killing the retarded people from kingslanding is one thing but killing based varys is unforgivable
I'd bend Dany
I can’t believe they are going to nullify the entirety of Jamie’s story arc. It’s bullshit.
I know there's 0 chance of it happening, but imagine the collective butthurt if Team Cersei actually wins in the end.
>implying he won't die in the next episode
Keep seething, incel.
>Stannis
>dead
what matters is dany targshit will die
what makes Varys based? he hasn't had a good line or scene in 5 years
Redemption arcs are trash.
MORE COUGHPOSTING
>my follow request still hasn't been accepted
>Jon kills Dany
>Fucks off back to the north to live out his life with Ghost and the wildlings
she was so cute
Have sex
BASED
not fair, why does jon get a happy end but not dany
based
*COUGH*
WATCH IT
*HEAVES*
A-user
*COUGH*
Maybe, but Aegon Targaryen will definitely live
Name one (1) reason why Jon shouldn't kill Danny and make Sansa his queen to rule all the kingdoms together
this
do you not know what existential dread is
What's there to redempt? He would do it again if needed. We only got to know how the guy is and that he has good sides and bad sides, but nothing was redempted.
Based incelposter!
Dany only cares about power anyway, fuck Dany.
What arc? He had an inkling of it all the way back at S3, but he's consistently been a ride or die for Cersei ever since.
Because Sansa belongs with me
She's too tall
Dany is the one true queen and rightful ruler of the seven kingdoms
Sansa is dumb
she's fast but nost fast enough to outrun her britbong genes
Not an incel. It’s just bad writing. Jamie started out extremely self centered and self serving, but was on the road to becoming a knight that served the realm over any single leader. But now, he is just a shitbag that does whatever his shitbag sister wants.
>/whyweretheyfilming
>rightful ruler of the seven kingdoms
My Lords what an Occasion
Damaged goods.
Sansa is super annoying, the kind of wife that won't let you sit down to sip a beer for a second, always wanting you go out to conquer Harrenhal and to teach the Karstark to respect you by beheading some.
Dany is much more easy going and she can handle all those things herself without enpowering some patriarcal pig.
>rightful ruler
Do you even inheritance laws, bruh?
>now
He never really stopped.
Stannis is a usurper's dog
He betrayed his rightful king to aid Robert the Cucked
but who was phone
so is daenerys, more so than sansa, and i hate them both
I think Jon will just fall into a depression and go north desu.
But he should just take the throne and marry Sansa, not really anymore hot women left in the show bar her, and she's already willing to back his claim for the throne over Dany.
She's a bit manipulative but she seems to want the best for Jon, so she beats crazy dragon lady.
You never know when you'll strike gold.
Chads don't need redemption
t. chad
Jon has no proof of his lineage, its just hearsay. Dany is rightful heir
>Op puts /got/ in the name field
>No backlink
Never make a thread again, reddit
NEW
He left Cersei to fight the army of the dead knowing he could very well die, because he knew that is more important. He betrayed her direct order.
Do you?
Ned said it well, he served the mad King as long as it was easy. His pages of valuable actions are empty because he's a retarded opportunist.
because fat people are funny
also fuck off reddit
why did he start running?
besides if he really wanted to kill them why didn't he when he had yara captured
Dany would nag him constantly with her stupid demands.
it's not new it's called recycle
Based as fuck.
>no proof of his lineage
First, Sam's book saying they were legally married
Second, Howland Reed was at the Tower of Joy and can testify
And now he's back. Nothing weird.
>what is the whole sam plot line
jon's parents litterally wed before fucking so jon would be legit
Couldn't handle the shame.
Based
Ii'm gonna use this pic to trigger danyfags when she is killed by jon
It’s arc nullification. It makes nothing he has done in the entire show matter.
...
To protect her and their future child from the dead, yes. Now that's done, and he can come back home.
What a unique opinion.
If Jamie were to go back for the sole reason to protect his child, that makes sense.
What has he done, tho? Literally nothing relevant. Been a prisoner for a while. Told some story about his royal guard experience. Dorne adventure. There was nothing to nullify, he failed on everything.
>Bronn enters the room with a crossbow
>*laughtrack*
>I-
>*more laughtrack and cheers interrupt*
>I want my Highgarden!
>MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN
So why didn't Tyrion just order the guards to kill Bronn after he left like an idiot?
based
I miss him
The Jews have been subverting every popular piece of media about honor and manhood.
Get comfortable because the ride never ends.
Fuck you, you Finnish faggot
fuck off back to discord tranny
This show has been mediocre since season 5. Now its just well produced shit.
No
Dany couldn't remember the last time she had passed her blood. Grey Worm approached her, rubbing a callused bronze hand across the smooth of her supple naked back. "Khaleesi. Your enemies are my enemies, as your body is my body." They once again made love, Dany exulting with pleasure at every thrust of Grey Worm's tongue. When he filled her with his seed she murmured a softly sighed prayer to the gods. Half in thanks, half in a lustful fit of madness.
She leaned back into her satin pillow as Gray Worm rolled beside her. "Torko Nudo, my last bloodrider. Missandei..."
"She was nothing and less to me, khaleesi. You are my sun and stars above me, like a radiant goddess that I am only fit to bow to." Dany blushed at his words, genuine in some ways, erotic in others. "My tongue is the pulpit upon which I praise your womanhood. Please, may I resume my worship?"
She permitted this. And so his tongue worked, a pillar of might and irresistible dominance. She had felt her share of men's cocks. The cock of Drogo was fat, yet lengthy like a ship's brown mast. Daario had dyed his undercarriage blue, and he'd pierced the tip of his member with a golden ringlet. Jorah had the familiar girth of Drogo, but had the stoutness of a bitter mushroom. When he'd planted his seed in the gardens of her mouth she had nearly choked on the sour taste.
Gray Worm put them all to shame, despite his lack of manhood to speak of. She ran her hand over his empty patch as he moaned, chuckling at her teases and tickles.
"You know Khaleesi, even though it would be traumatizing scar and very painful even after years, I can get kicked right in it by a full grown man wearing boots and it won't hurt, I'm invincible to being kicked in the nuts now. Neat, huh?"
Why don´t they do the math for how a Dragon can fly, breath fire or teleport
the digits just can't help themselves when it comes to the rightfull king
qyburn von braun = B A S E D
Stannis clutched for his goblet. "More wine!" He barked at his quivering masses. Davos gave him an uneasy glance. He had taken the Iron Throne, and his iron had proven true...
Yet Davos was finally seeing the horse for its teeth, as the old Flea Bottom saying went.
"The Red God demands a sacrifice, don't you think Lord Hand Davos Seaworth?" Stannis asked. Davos clutched at his fingerbones for luck, rubbing them between his ruined nubs of fingers. Stannis was his rightful king now, he reminded himself. He had given a peasant like Davos a good life, an honorable life. He had risen him to the rank of a lord.
"Perhaps not, I would, er, think my lord..."
"Maybe not." Stannis barked through his grinding jaw.
"Pardon?"
"You said 'perhaps not', but 'maybe not' is more appropriate. I want seven, no... Twenty and one of the children and a pyre built to house them immediately."
"Your grace, I beg of you, their just little ones.."
"And my daughter, she had some friends, yes? I'll have them burnt too." Davos could hardly contain himself. He should stop this, he knew, even as his hands worked the wood and timber and kindling.
While he watched his reflection in the dull brown eyes of the orphans as his ruined hands fastened them to the pyre, Stannis chuckled darkly.
"On second thought, Ser Davos, I would think burning children would be inappropriate."
"Your Grace?"
"Inappropriate without a man to help guide them to the Lord of Light. Guards. Send Lord Davos off to meet his maker. That'll be the last time I tolerate disobedience in my presence." Stannis gave a sweep of his hand as Davos only stared in dumbstruck disbelief.
Muscled gaunlets and lobster gauntlets and golden gauntlets alike all clutched him, and he soon took his rightful place beside the children. He did not fight, he did not scream.
This is right, Davos thought. This is where I belong, to see my one true god. Amen.
Fear not... I'm c... NO D&Đ WHAT ARE YOU DOING AAAGGGGHHH
Oberyn gasped, clutching for his spear and only finding air. "Where am I? Where is my lover. Ellaria?" Oberyn shouted at the void around him.
"They are closer than you think, but farther than you can reach." A woman's voice told him softly. Oberyn turned to the source, seeing a woman in red robes.
"What is this poison you speak of? What have you done to my family? Where is the Mountain?" What had happened just now? He remembered defeating the seemingly impervious knight, but then something had happened... He had slipped, and... No. The Mountain had grabbed him, taken his head in his powerful hands and...
Oberyn touched the top half of his face. It was indeed missing, and he did not even have the eyes to see it. He would have wept, but lo, his eyes were missing. "What has happened? Take me to my wife!"
"She is gone, young Oberyn. I am sorry. Killed by Queen Cersei Lannister as a prisoner of war."
"LIAR!" Oberyn shouted, but even as his head swam he knew it to be true. Danerys had come on her dragons and wrecked havoc on the seven kingdoms. "My brother, Doran, surely he must be..." He stopped when he saw her shaking her head sadly. "You cannot mean!"
"I do, unfortunately. Your brother was killed by Ellaria to avenge your death."
"Of course..." Oberyn whispered softly. "Wait, what?"
What makes you think Tyrion gets to decide who gets what? He doesn´t own shit he is just the hand of the Queen. An after she dies he is nothing at all. Bronn went full retard here.