Would you watch a honest and neutral biopic about the man if it was made in China?

Would you watch a honest and neutral biopic about the man if it was made in China?

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No

>China
>neutral
SQUARE

Why are handsome people so evil?

No I won’t celebrate the life of communist swine

Is China even capable of making biopics? Seems like all they make is cheap knockoffs of Hollywood summer blockbusters

While an actual photo of him, this pic is heavily doctored. Stalin was a palid manlet with pockmarks

>posting the shopped version

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No filmmaker can be trusted to make a neutral biopic since all of Hollywood and China are filthy communists

Whenever I see some faggot hipster dressed like this I remember that each one of them has a bloodthirsty Stalin inside them waiting to kill millions of people if they ever gain political power.

Fuck socialism, fuck Stalin, and most of all, fuck OP

>handsome
That photo is airbrushed to death. Stalin's entire face was in scars.

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No. Why would I? The Chinese are terrible at filmmaking. Not to mention the subject matter itself just kinda boring.

>While an actual photo of him, this pic is heavily doctored.

[citation needed]

> Stalin was a palid manlet

You can be a manlet and still be handsome

> pockmarks

Didn't he catch smallpox while in exile in Siberia? This pic was from his Georgia times

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vote drumph hitler did nothing wrong shadilay my kekistani

>starring Kit Harrington

>hitler did nothing wrong
Yeah, he did something wrong. He lost the war.

chicks dig scares

dilate

Your photo was made when he was in his 30-ties, after 10 years of exile in Siberia, retard

>pic is heavily doctored
This pic is from Wikipedia and it doesn't mention anything about it being doctored

cant blame the guy, afterall nazis were sissy crossdressers which were decades away from the bbc

Id watch from any source provided it was a faithful adaptation with good actors and direction.

Ive read a biopic and his life is pure kino right from childhood. Its like if Ted Bundy didnt get hunted down as a serial killer and became a world leader instead.

yes :DDD
t. sonig sdalin :DDDDD

this pic
was taken a decade later though. And scars don't matter when you have that hair.

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blagg digg :DDD

Not sure how accurate it is, but Wikipedia says he got it when he was young.
>Stalin faced several severe health problems; in 1884, he contracted smallpox and was left with facial pock scars.

Not fucking acne scars. He did have some glorious locks though.

>'No filmmaker can be trusted to make a neutral biopic since all of Hollywood and China are filthy communists"
*blocks your path*

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>Death of Stalin

>Neutral

This is your brain on Jewdan Peterson

It's wildly historically inaccurate. It got the gist of what happened right, but details are all wrong.

Stalin was as brown as the Georgian earth

is this the counter-'have sex'?

Not really, if I wanted to learn more I'd read his biography.

DON'T DO IT