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I m crying.. Really sad..
Dany lost everything.. I suporrt you burn all the city..
Choppp Cersie leg..
Hands and last
Give to dragon..

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CUTEST GIRL IN THE SEVEN KINGDOMS

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*COUGH*

AGHGHHHHHH-GHH-

*VOMITS*

S-SAVE ME

*WHEEZES*

LIT-LITTLEFINGER

*BLARRRGHHHH*

*COUGH*

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So if Stannis comes back, WHAT THE FUCK was he doing the whole time?

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They reacted like THIS to THAT scene

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Fuck off retard

>The Boar chases BEGONE CERSEI
So meta

I dont watch this show but i like the meme

Waiting for his scene

Impregnating women so that he has more daughters to burn.

Last episode at the 56th minute

I suppose they were fighting in The Vale.

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>dany grieves more for jorah than the death of two of her (((children))) combined
?

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lmao

what does he say after disappointing?

arghhhh

wtf based!

She didn't fly so good

raising his army

There nobody to defend her from Jon now

Does Cersei still have access too that green fire or did she use it all when she blew up the guys with stars on their foreheads?

Not much happened.
Probably because she loved Jorah, he was just older than her by a good amount.

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i must have missed it. when the fuck did this varys coughing scene happen last ep

Are the full videos all behind his patreon paywall? The reactions when the dragon dies were already gold.

Who is that dumb broad talking about when she is saying "7 years of proving she's not her father"?
It better not be Cersei.

HOLY FUCK I CANNOT BELIEVE THIS HAPPENS
HOLY FUCK

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>WE'LL ANNOUNCE THE BOOK AT THE SEASON FINALE
>HEHEHE GOOD ONE GEORGEY
>MAXIMISE THOSE PROFITS GEORGE
>THE GOYIM WILL RUSH OUT TO BUY THE BOOK
>6 DIFFERENT SPIN OFFS GEORGE
>THINK OF THE SHEKELS GEORGE
>*HAND RUBBING INTENSIFIES*

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nowy tends

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After season 7, I went salt mining through some Jonsa post. I found one story that had Daenerys' army get completely wiped out in the first confrontation with the army of the dead, that had Jon start to completely hate her whilst she went insane, had Arya kill the Night King and end the war, and had Sansa being praised by everyone around her showing how she is the best person to ever grace Westeros. I wonder now if they hired this person to write season 8 for them.

Big dick is a hero

when everyone was washing up on the beach after the ship got hit with thoes big crossbows

I know I also missed it and was confused why it was a thing

Best ending to GOT

I'm all in on Pod's Magic Dick now that Bobby B is out

who was the autistic child supposed to be anyway.. couldn't see shit from the pic

I will remind them

Reminder that Jon is a terrible ruler and military commander

>kills people because they refuse his commanders (Janos)
>forces men to break oaths (the Watch)
>kills people for holding to their oaths (the Watch)
>lets murderous Wildlings free with no repercussion (Tormund)
>doesn't care about the innocents Wildings have killed or made to suffer (Umbers, Northmen, Olly, Olly's village, Molestown, several Night's Watch men)
>doesn't know how to communicate (tells Wildling she killed Mance which almost got him killed, tells Cersei the truth, tells Sansa and Arya the truth, doesn't tell Sansa anything about his plans to go South until he tells everyone)
>doesn't listen to any advice because he thinks he's "right" and knows better (Thorne, Sansa, Tyrion, Daenerys)
>has to get bailed out of every battle (Wall by Stannis, Bastards by Vale and Davos, Wight Hunt by dragons and Benjen, Long Night by Dany and Arya)
>has everyone turn on him for his boneheaded one sided decisions (Watch, the North, the Starks)

He's a shit, and being a reluctant leader does not make him a good one. Imagine a world where he could've gotten Umber to accept the Wildlings in so long as he held child hostages, Rickon alive, united North army except for Bolton and Karstark. Imagine a world further back where Jon decided Mance was right and helped him get past the Wall then negotiated to get rid of all ironborn with Northern Lords in exchange for accepting the Wildlings and letting them live. Imagine a world where Jon didn't bend the knee out of love and came back a king betrothed to the Southern conqueror where he could represent their interests. Or where he didn't tell Sansa and Arya and marriage would still be the best way of dealing with Northern hate towards Dany.

When they're washing up on shore after Euron destroys the ships.

The show is all about Dany for these kind of people

>even missandei knows
kek

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Lemmings theme starts playing

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20 men trips on a rock

I miss when travel across Westeros took several episodes even at max speed. Now they're having a beer in Winterfell at the start of the episode and at King's Landing by the end.

Rad sure does love suicide huh?
That choppp post or whatever.

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right. makes sense thanks m8

>Big dick finishes hacks
Based

Dragon Demands is actually crazy though.

>Reminder that Jon is a terrible ruler and military commander

Pretty much, every time he's in trouble someone else comes to that dumb fuck's rescue.

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GUIZE PLEASE NO BULLSHIT IS HIS HAPPENING IS STANNIS COMING BACK PLEASE DONT LIE TO ME

ARGHaris

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>dracarys(squared)
>gaywitchbitch

I refuse to believe this is a real person

>Dragon Demands is actually crazy though.

You realize we are all crazy on /got/.

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*COUGH COUGH COUGH*

*COUGH COUGH* st-st-top *COUGH* i'm going t-*VOMITS*

*COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH*

LITTLE *COUGH* FINGER *COUGH* SAVE ME

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Reminder that Euron has a horn to bind the will of dragons and his mysterious blood eye will be explained next episode.

Hey guys, remember that time when Cersei ordered an explosive terrorist attack to destroy the centre of power of the religious order followed by the people of the southern kingdoms for possibly thousands of years and also murdered hundreds of noble lords and the leader of an revolutionary movement with "millions" (according to the most recent episode) of peasant supporters

and she was a good friend

I have a theory that d&d hates kit and deliberately assassinated jon's character. I mean, there's fucking manlet joke every episode. And he has canonically small dick, because that's important, and not million things that's missing from the show.

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I checked the link and it's an interview from 2014, so no, he's not coming back.

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dIrEwOlVeS bElOnG iN dA nOrF

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I want to kick Carmine's teeth down in his throat and I hope he's in this thread right now to see that.

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for anyone else wondering if kit haringtons answer was edited or twisted out of context
youtu.be/751ae5QcCbQ?t=170

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$90 million edition

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Dead characters that'll probably live in the books:
>Osha
>Tyene
>Lyanna Mormont
>Pyp, Grenn, Dolorous Edd
>Olenna, Mace
>Theon
>Irri, Rakharo
>Xaro
>The Waif
>Most of the male Freys
>Missandei
>Leaf
>Summer
>Rickon

I wish but its gonna be some gay faceless fuck

can someone explain to me wtf was going on with Dany's fleet? Was the whole thing meant to be destroyed there right next to dragonstone?

Ruling Storm's End quietly, waiting for the right moment to press his claim as rightful King once and for all

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I hope they get taken to court for slandering and ruining HBO's business with their reckless comments. This is real damages being done here to the Game of Thrones brand and the final season. Better get a good set of lawyers, cunts

He's on a one-man mission to repopulate the Seven Kingdoms.

Stannis

>RedTeamreview even on the list
He shills the show so much. I cant stand Prestons podcast cause he's such a brainlet

Radmure no

>can someone explain to me wtf was going on with Dany's feet

That's a good question

*COUGH*

AGHGHHHHHH-GHH-

*VOMITS BLOOD*

S-SAVE ME

*WHEEZES*

M-OTHER

*BLARRRGHHHH*

*COUGH*

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The whole "he naturally attracts people" of the last episode is total bullshit too. He's the tipical guy no one likes.

Obama is a better Night King clearly.

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thank you based user

Based
Fuck that brainlet

Thoughts on this scene?

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>Mother of Dragons
*Dragon

STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS
STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS
STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS

it's missing an iphone with open facebook or some other normie shit

TAKE YOUR BETS LADS ITS ALL COMING DOWN TO THIS

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Needs more *COUGH

Where the fuck is this fool i need his autistic ranting

They hate every character except for Sansa and Arya

What the fuck is this person on about, I remember the dumb bitch doing dumb shit out of anger in the earlier seasons, and NOW because its not gonna pan out for her they say something.

I remember when they used to be proud of the dragon slut going nuts and having people killed cause HA HA YAS GURL SLAY BURN THESE PEOPLE YAAASSS

Then they get sad when "bawww she worked so hard to not be a nut job"

The only one ever in the show to be really level headed was Jon and even he needs to fuck off.

Cough-posters are the cringiest thing I’ve seen on this board, sub-Baneposting tier shit.

So is The Hound asexual?

Why didn’t Jon marry Lyanna? She had the tightest cunny and could probably fuck like a feral bear. She’d be a top tier onahole wife for a good five years until she’s way too old to keep fucking.

Obama or Woke Dragon are in for it, I can sense it.

COUGH COUGH

ARGH SAVE ME VARYSSSS

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had no idea so many unsulied were of westerosi origin

Either she took her whole fleet North and left Dragonstone abandoned and Cersei never bothered to take it, or she left her fleet in Shipbreaker's Bay and Cersei and Euron at no point before that very moment thought about destroying it.

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That SanSan scene made it all worth it honestly

cough posting is fucking hilarious
eat shit nigger

Feels Illegal

Woke Dragon to victory

>Varys. Close your mouth. That'll stop this bad cough.

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How much of Azor Jumpcut do you think we'll see at Kings Landing?

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*COUGH*

AGHHHHHHHH-

*VOMITS*

WHY HAVE YO-

*COUGH*

ABANDONED ME M-MO

*HEAVES*

MOOOOOTTTTHHHHHEEERRRR

*BBBBBBLLLLLLLAAAAAAARRRRRGGGGGHHHHHH*

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>Pod gets revenge for Brienne
>Ghost > Nymeria Confirmed
Who wins magic man?

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Based

looking for the dragon armor for Dany

delete this

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Always bet on Big "Magic" Dick

Nymeria's Harem since I put them in

Pod and his magic cock
Cocks, are important

So is Jon immune to fire or what?

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PART 3 IS UP

YASS DRACARYS

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Preston is 1 trillion miles above the rest. I hate Ideas of Ice and Fire's nigger voice.

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*COUGH COUGH*

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>Based
based

How about you explain to me why Dany had her all of her advisors on ships that were about to begin a naval siege?

Fucking Ghost

I don't even know why people are forcing the cough when Bobby never got old.

looks like she's 12, though

ghost btfoing the thots

*COUGH*

K-KI-

*WHEEZE*

KINO

*COUGH*

A-ALSO CH-CHECK EM

*VOMITS*

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Final Showdown Lads, take your side.
He burned his hand saving Jeor in Season 1. Also Targs aren't supposed to be immune, just resistant.

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no, he burnt his hand when defending Lord Commander Mormont.

AGGGGGGHHH-COUGH

So what happened to that facebook group or someshit with episode 5?

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youtube.com/watch?v=jDyZSSWbYVs
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youtube.com/watch?v=jDyZSSWbYVs
The objectively best character on GOT.

Based dubs

BARREN

Well fuck. I guess Big Dick Energy then, he killed the Hacks.

youtube.com/watch?v=cp5S40Wv200

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Why is he so based?

I mean he's full soi and yet I can't help but love the guy

>those bikini pants
total red flag
fat fucks always hiding their gut under there

is it confirmed that jamie will sit on the ironthrone?
his nickname is kingslayer, and knowing what a fart sniffer grrm is, it's a play on word, kinslayer / kingslayer.
he's gonna kill cersei take the ironthrone and then basically gonna kill everyone and marry salsa.
and then the big reveal, when jamies gonna consummate the wedding, he lies ontop of the bitch and he's gonna look at the camera and then remove his face and it's fucking little finger with his fat cock inside salsa

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what? people are paying to see these retards?

>So is Jon immune to fire or what?

No and Dany can also burn

Imagine all the cancer they're probably spreading

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They never had it.

Big Dick Energy is real

Pod Pod Pod

Checked

BIG DICK ENERGY LADS

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Doge all the way

BBBBBBBBBRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP *COUGH COUGH* BBBBBBRRRRRRRRPPPPPPFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFTTTTTTTTTTT

*VOMITS*

ch-checked

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FINNALLY

Holy shit

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Pod the rod

He's not coming back lad. I'm spoiling that for you for your own sake.

youtube.com/watch?v=UKr-OOHkJkg
Honestly the green haired chick is kinda cute.

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>no starbucks cup on the desk
Wasted opportunity tbqf famalam

FUCKING BASED

BIG DICK ENERGY as our KING

His politics is cringe and bluepilled but it doesn't enter his work, which is excellently produced and presented. Most ASOIAF channels are just reading the World book word for word, or come up with terrible takes/theories you could explain (and debunk) in five minutes yet stretch into 1 hour videos. Preston takes exactly as much time as is necessary to lay out well thought out theories, and still manages to be funny and original.

>cocks aren't important
"YASSSSS WAAAAAAH SLAY DICK"

>usurped a woman
>killed the hacks
>big dick
>is now king

Pod is /ourguy/ confirmed.

Pod always wins baby

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*COUGH* *COUGH* *COUGH* T-TYRION *VOMITS* *COUGH* *COUGH*

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When Tyrion and Davos are talking, there's a wide shot of the table and Daenerys seems to be poking on her phone or eating. Leaning on the former after seeing this coffee cup.

So is it pretty much confirmed that Varys isn’t a merman?

Magic Cocks, are important, I'm afraid

ACK

*COUGH*

NICE D-

*COUGH*

NICE DUBS

*COUGH*

WITNESSED

*COUGH*

*WHEEEEEEZE*

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Where is Alt Shift X?

His passive aggressiveness toward this season, despite still putting in the effort is pretty funny.

based

>cheering at Varys saying he would be willing to act against Dany if he feels she is threatening people's lives
wtf you guys told me they wanted dany to win

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Ruffalo spoiled the end of Infinity War and nothing happened to him (aside from being prohibited to do more interviews for the rest of his life).

Dragonstone isn't in Shipbreaker Bay retard

I've seen the coffee cup before but please tell me that smartphone is a shop

I bet some feminist cunt on the set was so angry they were filming a scene with people praising jon and not danaerys, she fucked up on purpose.

Varys is going full Stalin so they either have to cheer him or cheer Daenerys the social-liberal

more like Salt Shift X

They just cheer at stuff. Reminds me of Colbert announcing that Comey had been fired and his audience cheering. They did seem conflicted when Chad Tarly got burned.

>Costs too much to pet the CGI wolf
If I was Kit I'd have just went "Well, can I just give you the money to be able to do it? It's super in-character and I have a bond with my wolf, he deserves better".

Not like he ain't a multi-millionaire and a borderline household name at this point. I wish more actors were like Keanu Reeves.

>dracarys
>YEAH WOOOOO YEAAAAHHHH
*nothing happens*
>...

>editing wiki for memes
pathetic user

did he really? what's the story here?

>Where is Alt Shift X?
He takes a lot of time. Maybe Saturday?

*COUGH COUGH COUGH*

N-NO *COUGH*

>Is "no" the only word that you know?

*COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH*

*COUGH COUGH*

N- *COUGH* NO *COUGH* *ARHK* *BLEARGH*

*COUGH COUGH*

*HUUFS WHEEZES*

*COUGH*

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euron now knows the kid isnt his because of tyrion. he's gonna backstab cersi while varys backstabs danny.
both will join the CIA-stannis-edmure coalition and try to recruit jon to be their puppet king after both the queens are dead. possiebly euron will keep them in a dungeon as personal fucktoys or give em to qyburn if one dies.

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Did anyone wonder why they would decapitate a woman before throwing her off of the walls?

Along with Preston I think they're the best if not only good Thrones channels. Civ is good for people who were trying to get into the show if you want an audible encyclopedia.

>Preston
fuck this cuck only dragon is based

>Dracarys instead of "Valar Morghulis"

ONE JOB

Of course. Bitches can’t get enough of the alpha male Chad.

kek

for the love of God, someone help Varys

I appreciate that his hatred of the show is actually based on a deep knowledge of the production, so he gives me new things to be angry about that I wouldn't otherwise know because I don't watch the extras. Also I really want to see his documentary on Dabid, it looks like he's done some deep research on the guy.
Having said that yes, he's a cringeworthy autist.

She wants them to burn all the evil whitoids in the city though

What happened with ghost?

In one of the interviews with Don Cheadle they were asked who died and he started to say "half of" and then was cut by Cheadle.

someone should combine radmures bow shots with dying dragon

to be fair, the wall isn't very high. i don't think falling from that height would kill anyone

Dany, of course. Her entire arc is about not becoming Mad King 2.0, her father.

*CHOKES* AHHHRGGH *COUGH COUGH*

RRRAAAGGGHHHH *COUGH COUGH COOUUUGHH* FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUCKKK ARRGH

HHHHHHH *HEAVES* UNNNGGHHHHH *VOMITS*

*VOMITS PROFUSELY AGAIN*

EEEEEEEEUUUUUUGGGGHHH *CHOKES* AHH *SPITS UP BLOOD*

FFFFUUUCCCKK AARRGGHHH *SHITS PANTS*

AAAA FUCK H-HELP *COUGH COUGH*

*COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGHHH** HOLY S-S-SHIT FUU *BURP*

ARRGGHH

FFHHH *HEAVES* *HEAVES HARDER*

*PROJECTILE VOMITS*

GOD H-HELP ME...K-I...KILL M-MMEEEEE *SHITS PANTS*

ARRRGGGH HHHHUUUUUHHH FFFFUUUUUUUUUUU *STARTS CRYING

*STARTS CHOKING* H-HELP M-ME TYR- *VOMITS AGAIN*

AARRGGH HUUUHH HUUUHH HUUUH *HEAVY BREATHING*

I'M BEG
*BURRRRRPPPPPSS*

T-T-TY..TYRION... *COUGH COUGH*...HE-HELP M....ME *SHITS*

ARRRGHHH... HEEEEEHH....HEEEEEH..... *STARTS BLEEDING FROM NOSE AND EYES*

GARRRGHHH.....TYR-...TYRION....*CHOKES*
ARRUGH...SAVE ME.... *DIES*

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They fucked loads up this episode outside the plot it was quite impressive, they got Gendry's name wrong, Jamie never strangled his cousin, the coffee cup, pretty based way to end a show and tank your career in the process to be honest.

Euron will survive in the end

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This cough shit is one of the worst forced memes of the last 3 years.

youtube.com/watch?v=_A0UeT38CLo
2:17

>Cersei has the opportunity to kill both Jaime and Tyrion in Season 7 finale, and doesn't
>Cersei hires Bronn to kill both Jaime and Tyrion in the very next episode
>Cersei has the opportunity to kill Tyrion three episodes later, and doesn't
literally what is this characterization

*COUGH

STOP POUTING YOU LITTLE BITC-

*COUGH

GROW SOME FUCKING BALLS

*COUGH COUGH

*HUUFS WHEEZES*

CRY ME A FUCKING RIVER
YOU'RE SO FUCKING PATHETIC GRAYWOR-

*COUGH* *COUGH*

*VOMITS*

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MY SIDES

To be fair, I have glassed planets for less in Stellaris

How the fuck is a siege/ assault on a city the same as the mad king.
Robb was considered the protagonist of the war of the five kings by normies and the war he started led to shocking suffering and cruelty for the people of the riverlands
In fact that's kind of the point of AFFC

Damphair in the house.

They don't care. They already have their Star Wars jobs. So fuck GoT. Got your money. Ha-ha.

>Jamie never strangled his cousin
He smashed his head with a rock right?

Why would Euron become Damphair?

>I went salt mining and decided to read the entirety of some jonsa fanfic
We see you

*COUGH*

B-BASED*

*WHEEZE*

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crashing this show with no survivors

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I don't know, but that's how Damphair is supposed to look like, no? It's interesting at least. I was assuming it's make up for some other movie in any case.

They are pretty bad directors, they messed up with probably the best source material they could get there hands on, now they've gone to do a Star Wars thing, it's like waiting for an execution christ..

she's going to go nuclear and kill innocents that cersei has camped around the red keep just to win the Game of Thrones

contracts can be terminated. if they Dexter the entire series of GoT they may just have commited carreer suicide

I'M CHOKING AND COUGHING MYSELF NOW FUCKING HELL MATE

I guess. If it was for another movie, why would he be using the greyjoy hashtag?

>Who do you think would make a better ruler? (Talking about Jon)
*crowd groans*
>Joffrey was a man, I don't think a cock is a true qualification
*crowd erupts into applause*
>Jaime makes Brienne cry
*people starting pulling the finger at jaime*
>Miss Sunday says Dracarys
*everyone cheers*

I cannot wait for them to cry when Dany dies

coughposting is the best thing from this board since bobby b memes, let's just hope we can stop it from spreading to le reddit this time baka

He's right. Jaime is a cuck now. Bronn would put him down in a heartbeat and it's not even close

Why isn't bronn smart enough to realize they're never gonna give him highgarden?

Trolling maybe? I don't know if he's aware of Aeron at all, maybe someone told him "wow, you look like Damphair" and he went with it. I can't even imagine where Damphair would fit right now in any case. Something with Yara in Pike?

I dunno. I think I saw some people agree with Jon as the ruler there.
Maybe that is just hope.

Read the spoilers, faggot.

>Mance spends 20 fucking years warning and gathering people against the undead
>tries to save his people through force and negotiation
>he'sthe only reason Jon is where he is now
>gets none of the credit
>no one remembers him
SHAME

burning people alive since season 1

>kills hacks who was making too much noise
BASED

How do you know they wont? He can teleport and turn invisible apparently
And everything works out for him always in the end.

why did the wildlings need to climb the wall? could have cut down trees and sailed down

noice

Why are you so mad?

>Messandei Deserved Better (6:50)

They can't even spell her fucking name right hahahahahahahaha

Why would agreeing that jon is a good ruler be a good thing when it's not true? See

failed experiment desu

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Yes, the thing he's traumatized by and never forgets, until he forgets apparently.

>Why would agreeing that jon is a good ruler be a good thing
Over Mad queen dany of course.

I'm dedicated to protecting you from disappointment. There is no Stannis. There is no Damphair. There is only Branch and disappointment.

How can she even possibly lose boys?

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>"Joffrey was a man. I don't think a cock is a true qualification as I'm sure you'd agree"
>YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS
>"Yes because he's a man, cocks are important I'm afraid"
>Disdainful silence

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Re-branding his tax policy

hopefully Euron realizes the child thing and stabs the bitch in the back

because you see, BLEURHH GLUGHHH *coughs and vomits into your mouth*

Thanks, I just posted it as a joke

that dress looks so fake, like the hair

Where can she get supplies?

>Cersei lost Jaime TO THIS
no wonder she's so senile now

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>Jon dumps Ghost with less hesitation than I dump food products that have almost but not quite gone bad
Why do you guys like this gormless faggot again?

What happened to Rickon?

I can not comprehend how much I hate these people with their dead eyes, pierced noses and receding hairlines. People that actually start crying when a 25% nigger is beheaded and a CGI creature dies, yet laugh when thousands of lannisters get burned alive. People that start clapping in the middle of a show that is badly written and has no interesting characters left. Deep down they have to know how retarded they look and behave, right?

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fucking kek

Haha fuck this shit is getting out of hand

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Blackwater Bay. I got the name wrong, you knew where and what I meant. Don't be a dick.

fuck, it's hard to watch, the cringe uff

HAHAHAHA

Why the fuck didn't Euron just take dragonstone?

lol is greenhair doing a grey worm impression

>9 years of setting up the long night just for it to get YAAAS QUEEN'd away
We're fucking even now.

my sides are burning

the entire royal household traveled to Winterfell during one cut in the first episode.

She wasn't even "mad"yet when Varys just turned to Jon's side And Jon would still be ineffective , weak, unable to hold anything and unable to take King's Landing

Iron Bank money can buy supplies from the Free Cities in Essos. Danny keeps losing fleet after fleet so there ain't no one to interfere.

check'd

>Jon betrays the ONLY friend that would NEVER betray him
Jon deserves anything bad coming to him, he'll get betrayed hard and wish Ghost was there to be his one loyal pal.

>this right here is the audience that D&D cater to
Everything has to be big and instant and blowup because how else are these people going to scream and clap?

They're not your common people who have to abide by commoner's rules.

Without jewish tricks she can't
Dany's army (oh wait it's aegon's now, isn't it?) is seriously reduced and exhausted after the last battle
Cersei had plenty of time to gather her forces and mass-produce ballistas so dragons aren't even an issue
But of course none of that matters if someone's just gonna teleport behind her

She has shown tons of signs of madness
There literally was a scene of him looking at her in the hall where he sees it coming out.

The Stark children's fates are tied to their dire wolves. If their wolves are dead, they're dead before credits of the last episode roll. Only Jon and Arya will survive as their wolves were sent away

sometimes it feels like they are paid for writing the shittier they can

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They cheer and applaud cock jokes

their power is in their fleet

That was loneliness and depression user

>"cocks aren't a qualification"
>roaring crowd
>"cocks do matter"
>dead silence

kek

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Smath'em... smath da Lannystuhs

You can always find virtue signalers going on on how "pretty and awesome" she is.

we kinda forgot about that wall

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one thing (((they))) value more than Nepotism is pure, anadultered, shiny CASH

PRESTON FUCKING WHEN ALREADY

Cersei got a hot leatherdaddy and jaime got a fem ogre
I think she got the better deal

damn, they rebuild fast

kek

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probably took a bottle of jim beam honey and a pack of valium

>SEVEN HELLS VARYS STOP THAT DAMNABLE COUGHING!
>GO SEE THE MAESTER
>HE'S PROBABLY AT A BROTHEL FUCKING A BOAR

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Those feed the paranoia that everyone hates her and is out to get her. I won't be surprised if she blames Missandei's death on Tyrion in the next episode.

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Am the only person who is somewhat dissatisfied with this season so far?

tbqh he survived episode 3 without killing himself, I don't think anything will faze him now
that said, he is most certainly dead inside

>"Dracarys"
>Pavlovian scream and cheer response
>Remember what the scene actually is and go back to sad faces
Jesus H

>receding hairlines
fuck you nigger
there's no choice in that

Greyworm will kill mountain, screencap this

Sansa won't die, her spirit did when she lost her direwolf, she's a stark only by blood not character. Same with Bran

>Qyburn still on the wrong side of the gates when the episode ends
Tell me he's gonna be ok bros

Not him but they could have taken Dragonstone stealthily, hid inside the castle and surprise attacked them/took Dany hostage.

Then again isn't Dragonstone pretty impenetrable even if defended with like 20 men.

This.
>10/10 Chad brother
>prime bearmode Bobby B
>cute little blond twink cousin
>leather daddy Euron
Luckiest bitch in the show.

As she should

Need some bookfags that knows his shit.
So, the iron islands: i remember their last revolt being mentioned when they burn down the Lannister's fleet. Then Theon says that the Lannisters surpassed them in numbers by 10:1.
How many people actually live on the iron islands? Would think about 200k people live in the Lannister area, their army was about 10k-50k depending on the different moments, would say that's more or less how many soldiers you could milk.
If the iron island have 10% of that, how could they build and even simply put enough people on every boat? Yara took away some of them so Euron should have even less men.
Ignoring the entire thing about not even having the natural resources to build so many boats so fast.

everyone hates it, even the normies but for different reasons, you aren't special

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Maybe it's on the other side of Winterfell. They might have more than one gate and archer tower or whatever that thing is supposed to be.

man they are really going all out to fuck everything up on every single possible aspect

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Listen kid, they dragged over 10,000 Dothraki bodies over a mile and put them on those pyres they also built in a couple of days, I think they can build a shoddy wall.

Just this season? People criticize lazy writing, but S5 was filled with it already. This is the show that wanted us to believe that thousands of mercenaries could pack up their equipment, take their horses, leave overnight and have no one wake up to the noise.

It's going to be glengebowl you dumb faggot

>forgetting about based Qyburn
truly the best /daddy/ around

But user, they(Arya, Sansa especially, the North) do hate her and are out to get her(Sansa and Varys)It's not paranoia if they're really out to get you

Didn't go well in Winterfell. But yeah the fortress is empty so an ambush could work. But is Dragonstone completly empty? Would think at least a small force stayed there to guard it.

>Missandei says Dracarys
>Cheers because Drogon is going to save the day
>Nothing happens, she gets executed
Kek

The Greyjoy won because they are master sailors, had better strategy, equipment, etc. It's not just about numbers. Stannis beat them in the end though.

I don't think she fucked him... R-right?
Either way, I agree with the KL pox whore, he's still got it.

tbqh Missandre was the last good looking woman left on that show.I don't like most black women but she's hot. Could do with a different hairstyle though.

>isn't Dragonstone pretty impenetrable even if defended with like 20 men.
Nah, loras took it in the books at great cost to himself

Speaking of him, why didn't they just kill him after she killed the negress. He was out in the fucking open

My doubt is that they could only have like 3-4 men on every boat. Which is impossible to work with, no matter how skilled they are.

she was also loyal and not making dumb decision after dumb decision.

now only retards are left

They probably expected the dragon to save her at the last minute since it has been happening with main characters for a couple of seasons now.

Why would they even want to build a new wall
North niggers have been granted citizenship and walkers are gone, what would be the purpose?

>black women
She's one drop rule as fuck. Probably a quadroon.

The tall one is clearly a Lizard wearing a mask. Thats why he loves arya so much

What did he mean by this?

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if that was the case then garden would be to the right, but in all three pics you can see the big tree on the left

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The NPC term is not just a meme.

don't try to make sense of anything in that scene, everything starts getting more confusing the more you think about it

it amazes me how stupid they are

I hope you cried like a good goy when she died

Become Prince Rogaine, the man you where always meant to be!

...

Dump it

*cough*

THAT SURE HAS

AGHH *cough cough*

IT SURE HAS SHOWN HIM

Yes Qybyrn still rxists

she is a quadroon yeah. But she'll still identify as a black woman, and most people will see her as black too. She only looks good because of how much European DNA is in her to soften up her features. But I would. I so would.

There's a door in the large gate.

but isnt he a shit ruler only in the show
where his character got basically castrated?

No. not that emotionally attached to anyone. but I did F to pay respects to one of the best sets of tits in the entire show.

The 10 to 1 was show-only, wasn't it? I think it meant the coallition, which included Lannister, North, the might of Dragonstone, etc. I don't remember the books giving numbers, but in the end it was mostly about the Greyjoy being very good at sea, but being defeated by Stannis and Balon losing two of his sons.

He’s in Essos with some guy

Actively blames I mean to say. Shit like "how do I know you didn't tell your sister to kill her when you walked up there and no one shot you?".

The idea of a Lannister area is a little misleading, like how in the show all the men have like uniform suits of armour like a modern standing army

In the books it's more like, well actual feudal Europe although of course not as complex it's still just a fantasy novel, the lannisters are a family, there are hundreds of other smaller noble families in the area that Tywin is the warden of and there are also knights with their own personal sigils and interests and most of the soldiers are just peasants using improvised weapons and cheap armour made from pots and pans

The iron islands are made out to be this tiny backwater in the show, in the books they are significantly larger but also the ironborn aren't feared for their imposing might but because quick lightning attacks against coastal regions are hard to deal with.
They can just raid the coast or sail inland down larger rivers and steal and rape and get out quickly.
Balon's plan in the books to take the north onyl needs a "skeleton crew" to capture a few key points and he never planned t face robb in battle either at sea or on land

The attack on the lannister fleet was an ambush as well I think, but I read the books a few years ago

The North wants mostly to be left alone. If Kelly C fucked off and said she grated them independence, they wouldn't want to get her.

She lost a valuable beta orbiter.

Children usually leave after they get older, beta orbiters like Jorah are forever.

Walls are the most important military advantage in the Seven Kingdoms, until Dragons come.

I think the golden company men are filling out the numbers a bit

But they also wouldn't fight for her like jon promised. Gotta reciprocate, and good luck feeding yourselves and rebuilding without allies. Vale can't carry them forever

She only really cared about Drogon

Stannis lured the Ironborn near Fair Isle and BTFO their raiding longships with war galleys and other big war ships.

>Or perhaps he's wondering why someone would shoot a man, before throwing him off of a boat?

After watching this I hope Cersei wins

>May have significant side effects, including weak erections and decreased semen production.
I'll pass

This is the first time I have seen something like this
I am actually absolutely disgusted by how brainless and full of estrogen the average normie is

the "save" is really telling
what a chad

user I got bred yesterday and even for me that's a bit too gay

Bandits, lannisters?

>What's you last word?
>Dragon!
>lol ok, pretty stupid, but whatever
>*chops her head off

Yes, but that doesn't make it untrue.

>Tyrion to Bran:
>"You are the last male survivor of House Stark"
>Rickon is still alive in Essos
What did they mean by this?

>Stannis beat them in the end though.
Didn't he beat them because Aeron was drunk as fuck and couldn't react

Maybe they're setting up for a sequel.

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