>Woah, is that really user?

An 18 year old girl was aggressively hitting on me at the weekend and I'm 32. Asking me about my gf and trying to move her face closer and closer to me.
I gave her to my brother who had no issues being with an 18 year old. Lol.

There will be paedo bants for a few weeks now.

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Stop me. I mean seriously what are you gona do about it?
Well she shouldnt be showing it off like a common ape.

Just go where women are drunk and casually mention you are sane, well employed and have a house.

You will get laid.

>stop me
>admitting to literally being an incel
go shoot up a school please been waiting for something interesting to happen.

>18
Nigga u gay

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She’s wearing fucking corduroys and a jacket, chill out Abdul

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I have a woman. He didnt. Also getting my ego stroked was enough.

NO MORE VIDEO GAMES, STAYVUN!!!

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Fair enough. Chadpilled desu

I am 25 years old and I never even kissed a girl

Maybe Ill shoot up a night club or where ever it is normies hang out, starbucks or something.
>>admitting to literally being an incel
When?
No shit. Literally doesnt change the fact the girl in the pic is a whore and out of line. As are most good looking females this day and age.
Which accentuate her perfectly round and fertile ass. You can see the outline of her thong.

disregard shallow thots

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Have kids

nnstea of ego getting stroked u could have had ur penis getting stroked in bathroom then enver tlak to hr again you fuckn gretrad god admitw hy cant THIS HAPPEN TO ME AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Based, more details plz

>when
Every post itt. Are you too retarded to even follow your own thread? I'll spell it out for you, since their might be something wrong up there my virgin friend.
post#1
>Incel dorks need not apply or even look for that matter
to which you replied
>Stop me.
thus admitting to being an incel dork.
lmfao

Dilate

>Bro just flash her your 6 figure salary, it's what i do

Basically I don't leave my room that much.

>Sitting normally is somehow out of line
You are so tragically undersexed that the female form seen in any context exudes unwarranted seduction to you. Get a grip, fag.

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>Every post itt
Prove it.
>dork
Wew.

Im still correct. You have provided no evidence to contradict my statements. Women dress like whores so its their fault if they are seen as nothing more than that.

Have babies

>I do hate women, trannies, and minorities, how could you tell?

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kek

>Sitting normally
>That pic

Yeah mate I dont just stick my ass out for the world to see when i sit on a chair. More over its what shes wearing. You cany deny it all you want and pretend like you didnt react with arousal when you saw it but it doesnt change the fact I am right.

Youre so hilariously childless. Literally have pone job in the world and you havent done it.

You don't even know what a thong looks like, man. Get a grip.

Males can't have babies; I think your total lack of reproductive or sexual experience may be working against you.
>tight clothing = whore
you simply must be some under-sexed arab. pitiful really.

Look at this filthy slut. I can even see her ankles

Ahhh yeah I do lol.

3124

Then you'd know that's not one.

>>tight clothing = whore

Umm yeah thats literally what it is. Sky is also blue. Like I said you cant stop me or prove me wrong. All you have is normie come backs like 'teehee virgin' and 'Im not a gurl huehue'. You are, also a retard.

Give birth.

>thanks for showing me that film user it was pretty cool

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>semantics

Thong, g-string, french knicker. Its slut underwear. It it rides into the ass and exposes the cheeks as opposed to cover it all upo then shes a whore. Happy now?

He's pointing at us...........

I want that big old ass slamming down on my small hard cock.

>prove me wrong
First you'd have to prove yourself right. All you have is incel comebacks like "she's a whore" and "that's not normal". Also, you're a retard who can't even write properly.

There are no women on Yea Forums.
So you're a newfag as well as an incel? It really is a wonder you haven't killed yourself yet. I'd give it 10 years.

This is some other kind of incel cope. My nigga, go outside take a deep breath and try to not be fixated on women so much. It really shows. Also I'm a dad of 3, 2 from my current wife (white).

backstory to this situation user?

They look like they fuck black guys

Imagine losing the ability to act normally upon simply seeing a woman sitting down with her friends in public. Imagine being that sexless. I can't.

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Nice panty lines dirtball. Learn how to dress yourself.

Based and ultimately, redpilled

>white women

Good luck getting my attention

based

This is going to be my hobby this summer. No job, no money, no friends, so I creep.

The one truly based reply in here. Not sure why cuckasians put them on such a high pedestal in general.

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>Oh my GAWD, he LITERALLY asked me out!!!
>HE WHAT
>He LITERALLY tried to ask me out. I almost BURST OUT LAUGHING in his face.
>Oh my GAWD, that's so AWK-WERD!!
>And he tried to be really assertive like one of those Pick Up Artist Incel guys. He didn't even ask me, he just said *mock deep awkward overly serious guy voice* "Hey Jessica. You're coming with me to the beach this Saturday!"
>*all 3 in unison* TEEEHEEHEEHEEHEEEHEEE *inhale* HEEHEEHEE

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BBBBBBBBBRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPsnnnnniiiiiiffffffffffff...oh yes my dear....sssnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff....quite pungent indeed...is that....dare I say....sssssssnniff...eggs I smell?......sniff sniff....hmmm...yes...quite so my darling....sniff....quite pungent eggs yes very much so .....ssssssssssssssnnnnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiffffff....ah yes...and also....a hint of....sniff....cheese.....quite wet my dear....sniff...but of yes...this will do nicely....sniff.....please my dear....another if you please....nice a big now....BBBBBBRRRRRRRAAAAAAAPPPPPPPFFFFFFFFLLLLLLLLLPPPPPPPPPFFFFFFOh yes...very good!....very sloppy and wet my dear....hmmmmm...is that a drop of nugget I see on the rim?...hmmmm.....let me.....let me just have a little taste before the sniff my darling.......hmmmmm....hmm..yes....that is a delicate bit of chocolate my dear....ah yes....let me guess...curry for dinner?....oh quite right I am....aren't I?....ok....time for sniff.....sssssnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff.....hmmm...hhhmmmmm I see...yes....yes indeed as well curry......hmmm....that fragrance is quite noticeable....yes.....onion and garlic chutney I take it my dear?.....hmmmmm....yes quite.....BBBBBBRRRRRRRRPPPPPPFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFTTTTTTTTTTT Oh I was not expecting that…that little gust my dear….you caught me off guard…yes…so gentle it was though…hmmmm…let me taste this little one…just one small sniff…..sniff…ah….ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffffff…and yet…so strong…yes…the odor….sniff sniff…hmmm….is that….sniff….hmmm….I can almost taste it my dear…..yes….just…sniff….a little whiff more if you please…..ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffff…ah yes I have it now….yes quite….hhhhmmmm…delectable my dear…..quite exquisite yes…..I dare say…sniff….the most pungent one yet my dear….ssssnnnnniiiifffffffffffffffffffffff….yes….

>implying they want your attention

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why yes I am a major filmbuff and NO you can't watch kinos with me

She looks like that brazilian model only with more narrow face.
That one, which became a meme due to way she talks.

i think this is the only thicc woman I like i'm very skinny
wouldn't want more than a bj tough for safety reasons

Same bro

As an ugly guy I'm always amazed how they act when you're not wanted. They don't even show the most basic human respect to ugly people; it always feels like they'd shoot me in the face if they had a gun.

Feels bad to have lost the genetic lottery.

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damn...

I don't know where the meme of women have empathy came from.

Darwinian evolution my dude

at this point, why not just go to a hooker ?
you'd at least experience fucking

The fact that you hate yourself (your looks) is creating and amplifying your perception that others reject you. If you placed less stock in what other thought of you, and furthermore realized that your appearance does not reflect your enormous worth, then you would be able to see through the illusions that you have trapped yourself in.

Remember: Socrates was as ugly motherfucker.

The Halo Effect exists -- it's also nowhere near as important as you have mentally made it out to be.

classics.mit.edu/Epictetus/epicench.html
> Men are disturbed, not by things, but by the principles and notions which they form concerning things.

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I'm a guy and I have 0 empathy for ugly people because being ugly makes them awful humans on the inside as the years roll on. By the time you meet these people they're already fucked up and they hate that you even exist simply for being attractive. Die in a chemical fire, honestly.

She's a butterface but I would still do many things to that ass

he probably panics when the credit card reader doesn't work at the gas station and he has to go inside and actually talk to someone, most of these losers here are the same, they just don't have the balls to an hero

upvoted for the Epictetus reference

Based volcel

BEGONE THOTS
*casts invisibility spell*

Imagine losing your virginity and still not having kissed a woman. That's sounds even more pathetic.

it's sad but pretty true, whenever you see a video of somebody freaking out or being an asshole in public 9 times out of 10 they're ugly

Look, man, Aurelius is the reddit philosopher. Epictetus made his shitty slave life bearable by living by the principles which would become Stoicism. If some dude who was a literal slave can find meaning in his life, then some ugly motherfucker in the 21st century can learn to deal with life's shit too.

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Trust me, it's worse when you're "average".
Girls still act like "normal" to you like they mostly act to attractive people, but inside they still don't give a single shit about you. I think that's way worse.
It's like feeling like you have a chance and then it gets torn away from you.
Smart view, but still nearly as useless for getting that guy out of there as "Just go outside and be happy dude!"
Unless this is a joke post, Newsflash: you're just a fucking asshole retard and that has nothing to do with what that user just said.

nah, I doubt they're that shy.
they probably have some gay conception of love

Not them but I'm the same, and I would be way, way too embarrassed to go to a hooker. Being with someone for just sex, that's just as awkward as it gets.
I would rather ask a a girl out (which I have done a few times and got rejected)

You're the reason these people become mean in the first place. You're the cause of your own problems.

Seethe more, uggo. Nobody wants your DNA. !!!FACT!!!

> most of these losers here
Oh, look at Mr. Billionare Thundercock pants, browsing Yea Forums's very own Yea Forums.

Fuck off retard, you know you're no better if you're here.

I’m scared of doing that, I’ve also never been to a hair cutting place (either cut it myself or have my mom do it), I am afraid to put in job applications, I’m afraid to make phone calls, I’m afraid to go to the gym at the busiest times because all the good looking people are there, I’m afraid to speak to my dad and other male relatives, I’m afraid to make social media accounts, if I’m leaving my apartment and hear someone outside I turn around quickly and go back inside until they’re gone.

Yeah, I’m absolutely fucked and see no way forward.

Oh hi, Babby's first troll
Cute.

What back story? A girl approached me in a bar. Turns out she was 18.
Since I'm older, taken and not giving a fuck this of course drove her wild.

*BRRRAAAAAP*
*sniffsniff*

I'm being over dramatic but posts like these save lives. Based user.

How can a simple man be so based

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is that the next step on evolution?

Based.
Trannies that only cares about other people having sex need to not apply

they are 25, unless they have a woman around who might be interested in them in the near future they have nothing to lose
after 5-10 years it would be better for them to have at least some experience in case they meet some roast beef
they won't be chads but they'd fell better after cuming on some hot hooker's face a few times

No, I started out as a very caring person until reality red pilled me hard on the fact that people hate you merely for lucking out. Now I'm an asshole to people like you. KYS post haste, brother.

Patrician taste

same but im 28

The journey of a thousand miles starts with he first step, user. You can look into the future and know that this is no way to live your life. Take a chance, user. Go to a barber shop and get a nice haircut. Call your dad and tell him that you love him.

It won't be easy, but you know that it will be necessary. Please love yourself user -- take a step toward a better life.

What?
Who hates you?
And why are you still taking to them?
I don't see any point in you obsessing over something this retarded

I can only hope that my incessant philosophy shilling on this shithole manchurian horse trading board can do even the smallest amount of good for someone out there.

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nah I'd rather die a virgin

I'm pretty sure you were a scumbag since day 1.

You should learn to follow a reply thread. It's easy.

if you meet girls and ask them out, then good luck user
but if you're over 25 and don't have women around, you might as well have some fun with a hooker; get a bj, fondle her boobs, slap her ass, fuck her cunt, cum on her boobs/face
no point in living your youth like a monk because you didn't won the genetic lottery or you're shy

>He watches three films a day

Is this actually true for someone? Like, how can you even focus and actually grasp the meaning of a movie if you're rushing to watch two more on the same day? This doesn't make sense.

unironically have sex

look nigger go speak to your dad right now, he won't be here forever and you'll wish you had when he's gone

my dad shot himself out of nowhere last year and i think about it every single day my biggest regret is that i didn't talk to him more you should do the other stuff too, especially the gym but if you're too scared just buy some weights and work out at home until you get comfortable enough to be around people

No, what I mean is why do you want to be associated with people who hate you?

32 here and i am too lazy to Care.You people Care too much

Real talk: what's your favorite film

Believe whatever the hell you want, man. I used to really care about people who had it rough in life.
Outside of Yea Forums I don't really interact with your kind. It doesn't benefit anyone. It's also unsafe. Who knows what you incel types are thinking at any given moment.

Well, I don't like most girls. And the ones I like didn't like me back, except for one but of course I fucked that up too.
And I'm shy not because I have low self esteem, but because I don't like to casually associate with people in the first place.
I might one day just go to a hooker just because I don't want to get fixated on sex so much, but I doubt it. I don't care that much about it in the first place unless other people bring it up. What I want is a long term relationship and so far I couldn't have that with any girl that I like yet.

On The Silver Globe

not him but i'm two years deep and it's probably fire walk with me