The Bronn scene in S08E04 is some of the worst writing the show has ever seen. I'm surprised that people are hardly mentioning how unbelievable and immersion-breaking this moment was.
So Bronn arrives in Winterfell with a massive crossbow in hand. He literally attacked Dany’s army last season. Are we supposed to believe he got in unquestioned or unnoticed? He then happens to find the exact two characters he’s looking for sitting together, alone, in the same room. He must have some sort of telepathic ability, having worked out that they both survived the recent battle - against all odds - and that they would be sitting together ready to have a private conversation. He must also have telepathically realised that walking into this room with a giant crossbow would be fine because noone else would be in there except for the two Lannister brothers. These characters could not have been more forced together for this awkward, contrived scenario. Once the conversation is over, Bronn gets up and leaves Winterfell again with his giant crossbow in hand. No worrying about the possibility of being seen or questioned. No mention of the fact that he presumably marched for weeks to get to the North and is probably rather tired and would probably be wanting at least a meal or a bed before heading back down South. No, he came to Winterfell to walk in and out of this room for this exact conversation, with total ease and no obstacles. The room is treated like a theatre set, in which the correct characters need to assemble and hash out said conversation. The world outside of that room may as well cease to exist. Point A must move to Point B. Beyond that, the showrunners do not care. Viewer immersion is no longer a concern. The only thing that matters to them is that the plot speeds ahead.
On top of all that, it must also be said that the scene itself is entirely devoid of tension. For some bizarre reason, no one is very surprised to see each other, despite the ridiculous nature of Bronn's appearance in Winterfell. We also don't believe for a moment that this will be how either Tyrion or Jaime dies, given the prior dynamics established between Bronn and both Tyrion and Jaime, making the entire point of this scene defunct. All in all, the ‘set-up’ of Bronn with the crossbow three episodes ago was proved to be (like so many others recently) a pointless and meaningless threat. This scene is indicative of the show’s complete disregard for logic, its contrivance of fake tension, and its ignorance of its own canon in order to move the characters into the showrunners' desired positions.
James Brown
I posted about it earlier but yeah it was horrible.
>that stupid scene with Qyburn
Totally pointless and foreshadowed nothing because they wrote him out anyway
Henry Hill
Why don't you cite the guy from r/asoiaf instead of plagiarizing him?
All of your complaints are pretty weak. As a former guard for both Jamie and Tyrion why wouldn't he be able to walk around? It's a fucking castle, of course people are carrying weapons.
it's pretty obvious Bronn wouldn't kill Jaime or Tyrion. But he still goes through the motions to act up to his code of ethics, which is to make as much dosh as possible.
Isaac King
>r*dditor calling out another r*dditor back for /got/? fuck off, both of you
>teleports north then south then north then south THEN NORTH THEN SOUTH AGAIN >tens of thousands of miles >cersei still isn't showing
Aaron Cooper
Admitting you're from Reddit should legit be an instant ban.
Lucas Johnson
People don't get Bronn in the same way Dabid don't get Stannis.
Bronn is the impersonation of jewish ideals, who jumps ship the moment the winds of victory go in the opposite direction and tries to make profit from it. Is he going to increase his payday? Will he manage to avoid blowback? It's very exciting to a merchant nomad kind of people, much like an orderly righteous miserable man doing his duty to be just is exciting to the germanic mindset.
Whereas Euron is the embodiment of Anglo mindset (you think your beasts of war will win another war? Think again, we grinded on our bow skills)
Logan Ramirez
Tbf most of Bronn's scenes feel really weird. He doesn't talk like a westerosi or a medieval man even.
Gabriel Cox
Take my gold fellow redditor
Logan Harris
I'll take any Bronn I can get desu sorry
Henry Ward
>We need to talk... Fuck off
Andrew Reed
yea how did he get in, at lest give as a guy in a cloak seeking in with the cheering crowd. Still does not explain how he got in the inner parts of the castle tho.
Jose Brooks
this
Brayden Thompson
>Bronn haters are reddit figured
Josiah Powell
>knowing this is form reddit KYS right now fags
Asher Taylor
>no way fag
Cameron Lewis
I agree. Definitely up there as one of the worst scenes in the entire show. The scene is really bad if you watch it slightly sped up.
All of this GOT, Endgame, Sonic movie prattling on has been a real reminder of what a fucking joke 'internt culture' is
Grayson White
This is the same "mercenary" that drops his gold to save Jaime's life in the battle with the dragons, via horse teleport.
Julian Ward
GoT is a simulation and Bronn is the PC. He's played this heaps of times before so he knows how to speedrun it.
Christian Rivera
GoT is too fast now anyway, this is immediately apparent if you're drunk when you watch it/ It cuts between conversations and characters very quickly, trying to cram in as much conversation as possible but at the expense of any dramatic effect. Compare with the first few seasons when the tempo of scenes was way slower and the cojnversations actually flowed and felt natural.
It was a pretty tense episode that scene was for comical relief.
Ryder Torres
Trying a little hard to fit in here, aren’t we, lads?
Kayden Peterson
>immersion-breaking Stoppe reading right here. Autism detected, therefore opinion invalid
Bronn saved last episode alone
Hudson Bailey
>saved last episode what? last episode was a fucking trainwreck, only Stannis or Cleganebowl could've saved that dumpster fire of an episode
Nathan Sanchez
The leaks say that he'll be in the council that oversees the realms, with Bran as king.
Samuel Edwards
Good thread well written and thought out unlike every other post on here I hated him in season 1 as he popped up to save tyrion and he was the first charatcer we saw cheating to win.. We wanted sword fight in this show and he said fuck rules They took that and rung it dry Has everyone forgotten he already had a castle and a 5/10 wife. They turned him into a carciture like eveeryobe else still on the show
Brandon Bailey
> Are we supposed to believe he got in unquestioned or unnoticed? He's a relative nobody anyway to random guards. >He then happens to find the exact two characters he’s looking for Maybe he asked around. >No mention of the fact that he presumably marched for weeks to get to the North and is probably rather tired and would probably be wanting at least a meal or a bed Maybe he went to a fucking nearby inn or brothel or some shit on the road, you want them to explicitly show that?
Of ALL the things you can complain about, you complain about the scene that is literally totally fine. Absolute peak autism.
Jackson Brooks
yeah, looks like wall to the left of the gate should be blown out, but who cares anymore
>We need to talk about >We need to talk about >copying from reddit literally kys
Christopher Powell
Reminder that North hates the Lannisters
Winterfell Guard: Whoa, where do you think you're going with that crossbow big boy? Bronn: I'm here to kill Jamie and Tyrion Lannister, do you know where they're at? Winterfell Guard: oh, third room to the right please.
Dylan Green
Fuck off
Connor Parker
>D&D are utter hacks Yeah, no shit.
Evan Davis
He did that to get even more gold fromCersei for saving her lover. Jew always thinks how to get more.
Luis Perry
He's a skilled mercenary. He has his ways.
Brandon Walker
based user. Keep at it.
Colton Cruz
>threatens people with loaded crossbow >fires the bolt into the wall for intimidation >leaving Bronn with non loaded crossbow to threaten with Y I K E S
Jewish character not jewish ideal. The jewish projection are the incest freaks, the ironbank and the dragon poo whore are jewish ideals.
Adam Cox
They were in Wintertown not Winterfell
Jaxson Anderson
>So Bronn arrives in Winterfell with a massive crossbow in hand. He literally attacked Dany’s army last season. Are we supposed to believe he got in unquestioned or unnoticed? The north is massive. There are virtually unlimited directions of entry. He could easily wear a heavy hood, stay away from the main road, stay in the forest and thicket and be unmolested.
>He then happens to find the exact two characters he’s looking for sitting together, alone, in the same room. He must have some sort of telepathic ability, having worked out that they both survived the recent battle - against all odds - and that they would be sitting together ready to have a private conversation. He must also have telepathically realised that walking into this room with a giant crossbow would be fine because noone else would be in there except for the two Lannister brothers. These characters could not have been more forced together for this awkward, contrived scenario. Even up in the north there are Lannister spies. He could easily make contact with one who knows about his mission and they could acclimate him/house him. It's how spies operated since the beginning of time. How did British or American agents make contact with French rebels in Paris in WWII for instance? Everything else would have been known by the local agent, and if it wasn't, it's just a matter of greasing the right hands. Not everyone, in fact most people in the north have no love nor loyalty for the Lannister brothers even if they have sworn fealty to the side they're now fighting on. So it's a matter of paying someone for information about where the Lannisters are and then a bit more to make sure everyone else that would normally be patronising said establishment were elsewhere for the night. It's not an outlandish idea at all, very run of the mill in fact.
>Rest of your crappy post See what I said above. Now go post this at reddit in reply because (you) are clearly a brainlet that needs to be spoonfed.
Yeah, it's rough as a badger's arse. This isn't new. What makes me curious at this late stage is whether [those twats] have had to put up with much lip from cast members who know the original source material better than they do or who don't need to know and recognize awkward, clumping scene setups for what they are.
Ryder White
>You couldn't take me on your best day I wish Jaime still had his good hand so he could've fucked him up
Hudson Sanders
Bronn takes his character pretty seriously and talks with the director on set to talk about small details of whether his character would do this or that. Chances are he was with a non-compliant director who just wanted to have it done with.
Asher Morgan
Also, Bronn is a northerner himself.
Benjamin Russell
OP, you can imagine how Bronn got there. The show doesn't need to spell it out to you.
It was during the night. He's sneaking around the castle. He scouted to ensure that Jaime and Tyrion are both alive. He waited patiently for them to go to an isolated room, during a convenient time. He then used stealth to enter the room. He's not easily identifiable, since no one in the North would recognize him. The only ones who ever got close enough to see his face were Dothraki during a chaotic battle. The Dothraki were almost completely wiped out, so on the off chance that some rider could recognize 1 dude out of tens of thousands, he was probably killed in during the undead battle.
All of your complaints stem from your own lack of imagination. Anyone else could easily fill the gaps, as these things are common sense. While you need to be spoon fed information, like the redditor you are.
Camden Sanchez
>Bronn takes his character pretty seriously and talks with the director >the director
To my mind that has to be an acutely thankless job and perhaps the worst on the set. I know I wouldn't care to be answerable to Benioff and Weiss and while it's true I can't prove it I don't think they take dissent well.
Gavin Ross
He already overcame that with loyalty showing through when he left the gold on the floor during the ambush on the grain wagons and saved Jaime. This part doesn't make any sense.
Owen Garcia
Hey guys, just came here to upvote this post but I can't seem to locate the button.
Can someone pm me the directions? Also, how do you gild here?
Logan Thomas
Bronn is one of the few characters that started out as comic relief and has remained that way. It's not his fault he got turned into a mary sue and that every other character in the show now has shitty marvel tier quipps.
The scene was not great but definitely far better than most of the shit this season, Varys was giving early season vibes in his talks with Tyrion and is the only character thats remained somewhat consistent.
Benjamin Ross
They do work a lot. I was an extra for several weeks for one of the big battles. There were 2 main directors and about 4 sub-directors plus the coordinators. The main directors had to be constantly enthusiastic and drum up excitement and energy for every take, as well as thinking about all the details and making sure all the environmental and technical stuff was ready. They worked long hours, and what was most interesting was the constant back and forth checking and refinement between the actors etc and the directors. Down to small details such as when to draw the sword or ride with it still in scabbard, reactions and so on. Actors had more freedom and actions and delivery evolved a lot from take to take. Randyl Tarly was impressive, he really put himself into the character. Bronn too.
Parker Myers
Varys is going to be killed off by greyworm when he makes a comment about kaleesi being rash by wanting to attack/burn kings landing. Greyworm just stabs him and that's that.
Grayson Phillips
Were you an extra this season or just last one?
William Richardson
sounds bullshit but I believe it
Gavin Jackson
Oh boy, this sounds dumb but considering this whole season it sounds dumb enough to be true.
Alexander Harris
The scene made absolutely no sense, but was still enjoyable because Jerome Flynn is one of the only genuinely charismatic actor they have left. I'm not talking about Tormund saying stupid shit or Tyrion quipping. I'm talking honest to god charisma. The swagger, the poise, everything. I could watch Bronn talk shit all day.
The show used to have so many actors like this. It's such a shame. Memes aside, Mark Addy had real presence, so did Michael McElhatton, Pedro Pascal, Diana Rigg, Richard Dormer and especially Charles Dance. Gods, the acting was strong then. The only other one left with that now is Rory McCann.
Landon Price
Just in series 7 for the battle and the aftermath, episodes 4 and 5. Met Bronn and Randyl Tarly, spoke to them both briefly, talked with some of the crew, prop guys, salon master, special effects and a few stuntmen, as well as one of the directors. Shook hands with Jaime, his right hand funnily enough, but he didn't chat, seems a busy guy.
Leo Collins
Based and brave
Kevin Long
based, dab on 'em idiots
Colton Lopez
That was the best thing about early game of thrones, all the supporting actors were so fucking good. Jon Snows was always the most dull plot to follow after the good nights watch actors were killed off because Kit Harington has all the acting talent of Keanu Reeves. Aryas was the best because she was delicate and got great pairings: that early nights watch guy, Tywin, a man and then the Hound.
The world felt rounded because the surrounding cast added some gravitas and depth to the screen. of course a lot of the shittily written endings for characters who deserved a bit better didnt help.
Walder Frey, old man Greyjoy, Thoros, Beric, Littlefinger, Jorah, FUCKING STANNIS. All deserved far better death scenes but werent given them, but of course the writers have time to put in a whole episode of people talking about fucking and knighting stronk women.
Maybe it was good that Rome never got more than 2 seasons, otherwise it may have met the same fate.
Anthony Cox
I didn’t think it was that bad.
Parker Ramirez
Except the part where Bronn fires the crossbow bolt into the wall nex to Jaime's head for intimidation, leaving Bronn with non loaded crossbow to threaten 2 people with.. Whoops!
4channers are so autistic they finally get a quality thread and they can't /cope
keep it on topic with OP. fucking teenagers
Lincoln Brooks
>No one ever died from a crossbow in got. Didn't Joffrey shoot someone in the pussy with one?
Carson Jenkins
honestly i was just left wondering how the fuck they're expected to make good on their promises
first of , there is no way some random cutthroat whose entire contribution to the war effort was assassinating 2 """""advisors"""""" is going to get river run, i know there are literally no named lords left on cersei's side but seriously and even then i could suspend my disbelief as it just being cersei lying and bronn falling for it
but then they promise him highgarden and he just fucks off again. how the hell are they going to broach this subject with dany ? oh btw i promised highgarden , one of the most desirable realms in all the 7 kingdoms to a mercenary turned assassin for not killing us. please give this random guy 1/7th of the entire realm, and no he's not going to help us in any other way his sole contribution is not killing us.
Jose Rogers
Anyone notice how retarded it is to promise Bronn highgarden? The show likes to pretend that 'a house' is just the ruler, 3-4 guys who follow him, a couple of peasants and soldiers, all living in once castle. While in reality, houses huge and the one that stays in power over the others, usually has the support of majority of the smaller houses. Now imagine Bronn walking into highgarden alone and saying that the Lannisters gave him the head house and control of all the reach. I'm pretty sure that houses like Ashford, Caswell, Crane, Florent, Fossoway, Gardener, Hightower, Merryweather, Mullendore, Oakheart, Redwyne, Rowan, Tarly, and Vyrwel would not bend the knee so easily. Hell, most of them wanted that position for themselves, whilte Tyrell's were still in power. If Bronn pulled a stunt like that, he would be either killed then and there, or there would be a reach rebellion that gets rid of him.
But this is Dumb and Dumber's GOT, so logic has no place in it. Hell, this is the same show where Oberyn's whore killed a ruler (and heirs) of one of the kingdoms, and all the 20+ houses that keep the Martell's in power, were okay with a random whore taking charge of the entire country and killing their leader.
Eli Torres
Not to mention he can shoot the crossbow and reload it with a single hand and in the time he does this, neither Jaime or Tyrion at all try to get the crossbow out of his hands. Also this all takes place in the castle, adding another layer of ridiculousness. They can defend against the zombie horde but a normal person can just walk right into the castle at the center of Winterfell without ever being questioned?
Grayson Sanders
Yeah. I shook my head at this scene. First person i’ve seen mention how dumb it was.
You think that after a fight against the dead they'll look at everyone's faces to make sure whether if it's an ally or not? I'm sure everyone lost count of which former enemy went north to help. If you were in their shoes, even if you did recognize the guy (chances are you didn't), wouldn't you assume that he was there because he fought against the White Walkers? As to how he managed to find the Lannisters, everyone was drunk as fuck in the party. You can easily blend with the rest of the people. Of course, you won't be carrying your crossbow like a retard the whole time, you hide it somewhere. You shadow the two other guys and follow their movements in the distance. Once you saw them enter a room together you get the crossbow and proceed. Also, who knows if he left Winterfell? Women were wanting to fuck the hot soldiers who just defended humanity, I'd think he stayed there and fucked for a good while.
Jacob Morris
Sigh, some men are just born lucky
Julian Powell
One of the biggest problems I have in the recent seasons (next to the complete butchering of the plot)
Juan Nguyen
>No one ever died from a crossbow in got. Cries in Tywin.
William Rodriguez
To be fair those were kingsguard because of political nepotism, not because of their skills
Ryan Garcia
>leaving Bronn with non loaded crossbow to threaten 2 people with A dwarf and a one-handed dude. I think he felt pretty comfortable that they weren't going to try anything.
Daniel Collins
It's been like this for a while, contrived scenarios where characters meet in isolated sets with no build up tension or extra's around. You look at any screenshot from earlier seasons and it seems like a living breathing world as the seasons go on they become more sterile more CGI more forced.
Neither could win in a 1 on 1 but Tyrion has fighting experience, and Jaime has trained with his lefty
Dominic Ross
Yet even back in the day, this meetup was between house Stark, one Baratheon and house Lannister, and not every main character from the show.
Bentley Cooper
He just put it in his inventory
Michael Cook
He is a cuck. He gave episode 3 a 7/10 and when forced to explain, he said that he rates it by season 8 standards, not GOT standards. I'm waiting for prestons review anyway. He will tear it a new one, like always.
He gave it a 9/10 and wanted to give it a 10before he copied Preston days later.
Mason Cox
But it was good viewing. You can't say you didn't enjoy her scenes with Syrio, Yoren, Tywin, Jaqen, the Hound etc. Her story only became shit when she went to Bravos.
Colton Williams
I would fuck her as much as she wants to
Brody Gutierrez
we all would, lad
Benjamin Adams
>we need to talk about >we dont talk about >the problem with >the day x died pretentious
Liam James
Bronn would carve them both like a cake.
Oliver Scott
D&D please leave.
Dominic Murphy
Except for her fucking faggot boyfriend of course
Nicholas Evans
Retard.
Brandon Adams
>that part where he shoots the arrow into the wall to prove a point That's as bad as the "Do you know how to use that thing? *shoots cans from 30 feet*" trope in movies
I didn't quite understand the dialogue. Did he get The Reach for simply not killing Tyrion? Isn't "double that offer" supposed to mean that Bronn must kill Cersei now?
Carter Russell
>Suddenly whining about characters teleporting when they have been doing it for several seasons now
Typical redditor
Xavier Sanders
Onions
Andrew Turner
I don't even understand how that's supposed to work. They aren't really the most important dudes around there. It's as if I threatened to kill my neighbor unless he promises to make me a president.
Aiden Russell
>I'm waiting for prestons review anyway. He will tear it a new one, like always. you're so pathetic
Christopher Richardson
You’re a gigantic faggot. Have your conversation where you belong, which isn’t here you dumb cunt.
Lincoln Ross
Why? He was the OG who called out this shitshow when everyone else was sucking D&D's dicks.
Blake Johnson
>Op copied it right from reddit OH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
OP can you take this faggot with you when you go back?
Blake Long
Yes. This is completely obvious and there is no doubt that Bronn would side with Jamie and Tyrion against Cersei. In fact, the biggest shame of this whole debacle is that Bronn wasn't in Winterfall for the last few episodes whoring around with Pod. I presume it's because they no longer have the ability to write interesting and fun dialogue in GOT now. youtu.be/02QgSGH5mQA
>*teleports to the Lannybros* >CRICKEY! THE ROOT RATS! I'LL PISS OFF NOW NO WUCKAS! >*teleports again* Where did he go you reckon?
Joseph Lee
Also why did Jaime just fuck off back to KL without any thought given to Bronn's thread? Is Bronn unaware of his movement? Is he just going to let Jaime go there freely?
Bronn's dialogue was fucking trash and the editing and his delivery felt very rushed. That scene must've been filmed in a hurry
Mason Scott
>Are we supposed to believe he got in unquestioned or unnoticed Yes because he pretty much says he could start assassinating people. Do we believe it? No.
Andrew Lee
Unironically based.
Isaiah Gomez
>4channers are so autistic they finally get a quality thread and they can't /cope So why the fuck are you here exactly, faggot?
Jeremiah Sullivan
Comic relief is supposed to be lighthearted and comical
Asher Butler
and didnt they surround the castle in a big trench
It really bugs the crap out of me. It's such a ridiculous offer and ambition. Yeah, I get in the show everyone is dead, but there has to be some Reach cadet houses and cousins left that would have some sort of motivational claim to literally the richest most prosperous part of the seven kingdoms (in what looks like is going to be a starvation winter). Does Bronn think he can just waltz in under Tyrion's orders to the most prominent kingship in the land as a lowborn nobody and not be batting off a dozen assassination/insurrection plots a day? Even if Tyrion somehow could promise a kingdom even larger than his own.
Why even put a target on your back like that? Sure Lannisters "pay their debts" but do you really think it's a good idea to request super promises from he guys you just threatened to kill?
Anthony Ward
Pretty sure the hole is behind that tower, bud. You wouldn't be able to see it from that angle. There is another angle that is from the front but the camera doesn't go far enough to the left to see where the hole was. Likely intentional to save on CGI or something
If only they did show that it could have been a good scene
Henry Moore
Honestly a lot of the plot butchering can be explained by their insistence on picking up the pace. In the books/early show, lots of ridiculous or dramatic plot happens but there are REASONS for it that frequently come down to a pretty intricate level of detail - someone's alliance with someone broke up because someone's cousin was killed fighting for someone else who someone isn't friendly with, etc. When you speed up and "zoom out" on the plot, you keep the big dramatic events in place but the logical worldbuilding and plot details that GRRM is so good at get lost, so the big arcs of the story no longer seem realistic or justified.
Grayson Campbell
Has the thought of forming your own opinion, rather than listening to some cocksucker tell you what to think of the newest piece of steaming shit dropped by these hack writers, ever occurred to you?
Benjamin Ward
It's retarded on another level, as the point (Or at least it would seem so) is to use Bronn to get close to the Lannisters, since he is their friend. Cersei literally could have just hired any assassin if Bronn had to sneak up on them.
>inb4 he was let in by some "guards" as he said he knew the brothers
In that case, his arrival should not have been a surprise.
Joseph Bennett
>thats the bf.
Fuck this clown world.
Ethan Hill
They were not in Winterfell though, you can spot Winterfell in the background when they show the tavern. Idiots.
Anthony Morales
Dumb and dumber don't write characters who do things. They write things for characters to do.
Juan Nelson
Yeah it all feels rushed. Oh well at least the show had some great characters...err...i mean great characters that they ruined quickly.
>Cersei paid him to off the two of them >he doesnt and cuts a deal with them instead
Cant even fucking do his job thats why sell swords are never respected in Westeros.
William Barnes
Here's Why That's A Good Thing
Noah Harris
Yes it has. I hate the show even more than he does. I stopped watching mid season 7 and now only watch his episode recaps to see what retarded shit I missed this week.
Carson Scott
Why'd you only mention the review then, if you're only in it for the recap? Why would you give a fuck about what some faggot thinks of the episode, and what they rate is as, if you're only there for "muh recap"
Cameron Lee
>tfw no qt pie femdomfu
Thomas Green
Because I fucking like his reviews. He is great at shitting on the show and it is more fun to watch those videos, than it is to watch the show. And he does point out some very interesting problems with the episodes. Also, why would you give a fuck about who's videos I enjoy?
Anthony Collins
haha imagine if she twists your arm behind her back demanding sex, and also bites strongly into your lip after baiting you for a kiss wouldn't that be funny
Brandon Bailey
based chad making her fight for it
Brody Williams
>All these replies from closet redditors
Nolan Wood
hnngh
Julian Moore
Because you're as terrible as the redditors bloating this site.
Andrew Gonzalez
The virgin pride vs the chad honesty
Leo Campbell
which is exactly why she's with him and not you
Austin Morris
i've hated the show since season 5 when they ran out of books to adapt, but i really didn't have a problem with this scene... it was funny as hell, desu and a highlight of the episode. i feel like it was standard bronn and true to his character, plot holes notwithstanding... lighten up bruh
Anthony Gonzalez
If you fuck a woman enough times you become unphased by their pussy virgin. Dudes with gfs can reject sex from them all the time because their cocks are used to their vaginas but probably not their anuses.
Bentley Reyes
Well, fuck you, I guess?
Carson Myers
haha imagine if she hadn't showered for a couple of days and demanded oral sex haha that would be so terrible!
Carson Sanchez
It's not that hard to believe that he managed to sneak into Winterfell undetected since the security would be in shambles after the battle. Him making it indoors all the way to the room is a bit harder to swallow, but when it came to finding the Lannisters he probably just peeked through the key-hole or something. The fact that both of the were there was just a streak of luck. If there'd been guards etc he simply wouldn't have entered.
Evan Powell
Bronn is not a problem. He is one of the few common folks without bestowed royality who still made it.
>He literally attacked Dany’s army last season. Are we supposed to believe he got in unquestioned or unnoticed? we the viewer saw he fired the scorpion. Nobody from djanys was close enough to identify him after half the battlefield was ablaze. He was not interesting to look at until after he killed the dragon so nobody saw him shoot the thing.
The reason why he is in winterfell? So the character does not die a uncinematic death because he is now a highlevel commander he clearly has to fight for Cersei. But he hates Cersei but he is also sick of fighting for lannistercuckholds yet he is on the verge of losing all his rewards because both airheads on 2 fronts decide todo a kamikaze war. It's awesome he survived because it would be incredible dumb to give him a 2 minute death scene just for the fun of it. He did nothing wrong. He made no mistakes so why should he die
Jason Lee
excellent bait op, very based
Owen Rogers
Nigger please. When Jaimie arrived at Winterfell, nobody recognized him so why recognize Bron, a less important person. He could have asked around to ask where Tyrion and Jaimie are, stalk them a bit and confront them. The whole thing is plausible, and I agree that Bron should have mention it in his conversation with the Lan Bros to keep things clear. How he acted against them, was staying true to his character. He is a dirty cutthroat waiting for his payment.
Luke Ortiz
Haha imagine if she had worn the same panties for all that time and then shoved them into your mouth making sure the crotch was directly over your tongue.
Nicholas Evans
granted, he was using the finest crossbow in the land, with a new mechanism that made reloading easier and faster
Joshua Turner
>"make me the king of the largest and wealthiest of the seven kingdoms that I have no relation to or you have no power over, or I'll shoot you with this bow" >"okay, fine, j-just don't shoot me." Another triumph by D&D.
Ian Gray
Haha imagine if there were skidmarks on them and she squeezed your balls when you refused to open your mouth
Jack Reyes
Ask book uncle kevan
Gavin Martinez
What ever happened to the Stokeworth gal and his gig over there? Wasn't he married to her and didn't he already have a castle?
Brandon Torres
Hehe imagine if she also did the same with her tampon. And haha imagine if she singled out just 1 testicle for repeated abuse, giving you not only pain but OCD over the asymmetry.
Sebastian Green
The “new” leaks, which are very similar, say he gets burned now. I wouldn’t mi d this death for Varys if they hadn’t said it was going to happen. People are like “oooh foreshadowing” but I think it’s boring g predictable lazy writing. That warning from Dany fucked up what could have been a great moment of madness.
Jaxon Bennett
>I don't think they take dissent well. Remember that interview about S7 where they cite the critic pointing out that a raven couldn't fly to Winterfell fast enough for Dany to show up with her dragons that fast? They seemed lowkey buttblasted about that. I think they said something snide like "if our show wasn't such a huge success we'd be more concerned." When I read that I remember thinking, you know, fuck you guys. You seem to bring that shit up a lot for someone unconcerned by the criticism. Frankly, they seem like they have inferiority complexes, which seems apt given that they also seem like thoughtless writers taking credit for another person's work. It's clear that the stuff that worked early on was taken from GRRM, and that once he and his source material were gone they just couldn't be bothered.
That Bronn scene was just more of this thoughtless writing. They legit just wrote the scene as if Bronn held a modern gun. In their minds, there is no difference between the two. So Bronn, in television bad guy cliche, walked in with a gun, made some threats, and fired a warning shot. Everything about that scene fit the cliche. The actors and the director obviously knew how stupid it was since they had Bronn reload the crossbow off-screen.
First fucking post that talks about the real problems of that scene. Is Yea Forums really that infested with brainlets?
How the fuck did that conversation make sense? In what world would you give some cunt who threatened to kill you a castle never mind fucking highgarden. Really? These two retards are just going to hand over one of the richest castles in the whole of westeros just because this cunt promised not to kill them? When daenerys has won, they're obviously going to invite him to get the castle and then fucking kill him. Bronn being this wiseass character would obviously know that. He has no power to compel them to fulfill their promise, none whatsoever. The scene makes no sense at all. It's low IQ as fuck.
Before some idiot goes there; the saying "the lannisters always pay their debts" doesn't count. Because In this case that debt (for being blackmailed) would be execution.
David Nelson
>No, he came to Winterfell to walk in and out of this room for this exact conversation, with total ease and no obstacles >The room is treated like a theatre set, in which the correct characters need to assemble and hash out said conversation. We don't have time for tax policy
>'internt culture' You mean it finally reflects popular 'irl' culture? wow.
Carson Stewart
>we NEVA FORGIVE, NEVA FORGET XD I would rather have OP here than you.
David Bell
>leddit nigger tourists really do come to Yea Forums due to games
That meme poll really wasn't a meme
Thomas Scott
I also mentioned it 16 seconds later. Bronn keeping his promise ain't the problem though. It is explaining a cutthroat being promoted to lord of the reach, to every single reach house, and having them okay it. Sure it could be done under Targaryen or Lannister rule, with a huge threat, but if Jon/Dany wants to rule peacefully, they can't threaten an entire kingdom into following Bronn.
Ian Cruz
>people only care about the fact that the guy came from reddit, despite OP having a legitimate criticism i'm too old for this board
personally was more affronted by the implication it needed to be proved it can't work since military engineers past thousands of years have failed to make it work
Why the fuck wouln't people who use reddit just stay on fucking reddit. I don't understand why they come here.
Josiah Cruz
They're JUWES
nice digitis
Jace Phillips
You're on a fucking 4channel, man. Get some self-awareness.
Logan Williams
Explain how he can scout them out while not being inside the walls. Explain how he knows the layout. Explain how he hides the crossbow while "scouting" Explain the instant reload crossbow. Explain any purpose that scene had.
Brayden Parker
who this pretty boi?
Camden Gray
>Bronn suggesting he could take Jaime in his prime Kek
honestly he would, bronn fights dirty, for the win, also look at how prime jamie struggled with 70 year old ned stark youtube.com/watch?v=15-op9n7FO8 bronn would literally throw a dagger at him, spit at him, do something bronn like and win, bronn is an amazing survival tier fighter
>bronn >killed several men on contracts >has been beyond the wall >killed heavy knight on 1 on 1 >fought several times outnumbered and won (dorne fight) >killed 10,000 stannis men with 1 arrow >slayed several dohtraki niggers on the middle of a literally burning hell >hit a dragon with a balista
>this capeshit-tier analysis If you needed any more proof this show became capeshit after 4th season.
James Harris
Peace out to Danila
Henry Gonzalez
Based maester qyburn created full auto assault crossbow after the railgun ballista. If there is another season there will be light machine crossbow with rof that will make /k/ creamthemselfs.
Aaron Baker
>look at how prime jamie struggled with 70 year old ned stark Yeah I don't get this, people in discussion forums seem to be sure that Jaime would have won, but even Tywin asked why Ned still came out alive, Jaime sure seemed to be taking his sweet time in that duel.
Camden Cooper
Qyburn should get the iron throne, change my mind.
Jordan Jones
>Jaime, business opportunity: Giant crossbows! No one is making these, Jaime!
>gave his monarch an unstoppable zombie guard >using his spy network to find and place the wildfire >reinvented the ballista that took down a fucking dragon Hes the best Hand any ruler could ask for.
James Wood
Brevity, nigger, ever heard about it?
Nathaniel Scott
>Qyburn wins the throne, makes Bronn his Hand >ultimate strategist combined with the ultimate executor
John Davis
This thread proves that the great majority of GoT posters are R*ddit tourists.
