Leonardo DiCaprio “is selfish, lazy and downright rude...

>Leonardo DiCaprio “is selfish, lazy and downright rude,” says a source whose BFF bedded the 41-year-old Oscar winner. “She told me that during the act, Leo put on headphones and even started vaping! Then he signaled her to keep going while he just laid back and zoned out.”

>The woman was so confused by the situation that she just carried on, embarrassed and hoping for things to change. But Leo continues to lie there, listening to MGMT, while his “date” was left wondering what was in this for her.

>“Leo knows women are mesmerized by his stardom, so he obviously doesn’t care at all whether they’re satisfied or not,” says another insider. “He can sleep with almost any woman he wants without even trying, so it’s no surprise he doesn’t try in bed either.”

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All along the western front

If a woman did the same thing, she would be apluaded as strong, independent and comfortable in their sexuality.

Absolutely, incredibly, one-hundred percent based Leo

thats not true, literally have sex

when this happens with a woman guys just tell their friends she was a plank in bed and they don't write an article about it

>“He can sleep with almost any woman he wants without even trying, so it’s no surprise he doesn’t try in bed either.”

I mean...yeah? It's more like a factual statement than anything. If I was a master at guitar without trying...what would the point of trying even be?

Also, fucking based. I also am willing to bet he hates and resents each and every one of those women other than being eye candy.

Absolutely based

I said ooh girl

Just how based can one man be?

I love how she is trying to show was a rude ass he is yet she continued to have sex with him as do all the other bimbos.

A God among men.

>44 years old listening to the kid's band MGMT
he'll never be cool

>the lady was embarrassed and confused, so she did the only thing she knew and kept sucking his cock despite not really wanting to

Have cake eat

Fucking stupid hypergamous sycophantic whores.

Watch their actions, not their words.

based

More like it makes him extra cool. Stay mad Brad. Maybe if you virtue signal enough on the internet Jolie will let you see your daughter (male)

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How retarded are people?

Who the hell is making effort to make a prostitute come?

Why would anyone? You're paying her to fuck you

Same as him, just except money she gets to tell her friends she fucked Leonardo DiCaprio

>BASED Leo not giving a fuck what some random toasty wants
He did nothing wrong

underrated

Is Leo a cunnysieour

This. Why do roasties think they "deserve" respect, much less from Leo?
Logically Leo should get excited about dating/bedding another absolute top tier human, the female equivalent of himself. These chicks that are so thrilled to be with him, they don't really think they're of that caliber, do they?
It's like a fat guy getting a blowjob from Taylor Swift and then complaining that she didn't eat his asshole.

>be offended that Leo doesn't worship you and beg to lick your pusy
>but not offended enough to stop fucking him
>or to dare risk pissing him off and fucking up your meal ticket by starting a fight
>only enough to bitch about it with your journalist fag friend later
pottery

>He can sleep with almost any woman he wants without even trying, so it’s no surprise he doesn’t try in bed either.

Why is the solution NEVER, "maybe we as women should stop rewarding this kind of behavior"?

because it's against their programming
impossible concept
it would be like trying to pass a law making being blonde and having big tits illegal
it could never get off the ground

Why are they complaining? Nobody is forcing these bimbos to be with him. They could all easily find a man to marry, have children and be a good mother but their Jewish college professor lied to them and said they are strong independent women who don't need no man, yet they still whore themselves out to the highest bidder

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What women say means literally less than nothing.

Their actions tell all

>had ex that would rant incessantly about feminist bullshit and "woke" trash
>wanted to be owned as a slave in bed and borderline beaten/choked out

Theyre retarded animals

BASED AND LEO-PILLED.

Jeebus. If true, it would totally make up for the cucked abomination of Titanic. I know I would do worse than this if I had Leo's star power. I would be straight shitting in unwilling bitches mouths with their families lives on the line based off of their ability to swallow my upset stomach expectorations.

what the fuck

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Fucking based.

Absolutely based, fuck women.

Leo treating women like the useless holes they are. Ironpilled.

I hope he was listening to Congratulations

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this but absolutely, incredibly, one-hundred percent unironically

Little Dark Age aint bad either

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hell are you on about?

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based

This guy was molested so he’s probably all screwed up in his head

PEOPLE LINE UP TO RECIEVE

Yeah, I like that implication.
> RoastieWare_v2.019
> No.chad.response: Does.not.compute
> Resume.default: Suck.chad.dick

some men just want to see the tangerine burn

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*women
and very

I have no idea what the fuck you mean but posts like this are pretty much why I'm on 4channel

wommen hate him

I won’t argue with you on that. both great albums. I’m glad to know that Leo (and you) has good taste.

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I'm talking about intentionally infecting myself with salmonella or some such and forcing young wannabe actresses to eat my ass during filming under the threat of them never working in movies again. Preferably onscreen, without faggy cuts, and a good mic to catch the fucking war going on in my guts before the unwilling tongues come out.

top tier shitposting
literally lol

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>You will never be a spaced out Leo with some 20 year old thot you don't know riding cowgirl on you with electric feel playing in your ears.
Fuck.

>spend entire adolescence acting so you lose your youth
>make enough money and accolades to do what you want with your life
>spend it doing 18-25 year old shit like vaping and listening to MGMT while fucking randos
pretty based imo

And notice they both still kept fucking him on the off chance they could somehow get their hands on his money.

Wish Congratulation was more appreciated by casual fans. Saw them live and they started playing Siberian Breaks and I felt like I was the only one that cheered. I'll never forget the performance though

>But Leo continues to lie there, listening to MGMT,
B A S E D
A
S
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youtube.com/watch?v=tmozGmGoJuw

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>I am a dumb, vapid slut who wants to fuck a guy based on his fame

Well, her father must be proud.

Women really are the niggers of gender

You're lucky you're not him. People who actually do depraved shit like this literally go to hell to burn in a lake of fire.

Yoko Ono told us.

Based Leo

Leo is literally THE playboy.
Money, fame, looks and respect.

He must be up to 10k women by now... and not boring normies... I’m talking top shelf - models and actresses.

A friend of mine works at Victoria Secret... she said Leo always shows up for the after parties and lets the women come to him.

What a legend.

I love you Yea Forums, never change.

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A truly amazing literal shitpost

Nigga, you gay. And your shits all fucked up.

Leo is so based omg

We need to seriously put females in their place. Society is getting worse by the day

Cool, degenerate.

how can one man be so based

that’s pretty dope, it’s a great song.
I think normalfags didn’t like it because it was so differently stylistically and they don’t know how to deal with that.

Fuck off redditor go sing queen you nigger loving soon-to-be hanging victim.

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sounds based

>“Leo knows women are mesmerized by his stardom, so he obviously doesn’t care at all whether they’re satisfied or not,
and yet they still choose to sleep with him knowing this. I'm supposed to feel bad for them why?

Imagine how many guys are in relationships with women Leo has fucked and forgotten about. This guy's not a conqueror or a warrior.

Based.

My friend banged Leo in Miami. She told me that basically she was at a party during Art Basel and Leo was there, and I guess his boys sort of scout the girls and then invite them to go somewhere else with his crew.

She said it was like his boys made "cuts". The first party was a big house party on Star Island, and then a smaller crew was invited to a different house, and then they went to dinner etc.

She said at the end they all went back to the house he was renting or whatever, and there were like 8-10 chicks and then Leo and his crew. And that there was one girl for every room upstairs, and he went from room to room and hooked up with them all.

This girl is super super fucking hot (models for NEXT), and we are good friends and she wouldn't make this up. She was honestly embarrassed about it and didn't go off bragging about it to everyone. I was just dating her roommate at the time so I got the inside scoop.

Imagine listening to siberian breaks while some thot rides your dick , probably ruins the experience

men create society to give a cushy life to women for free

why did i think of the post malone song

god im such a pleb

...but he also has some flaws

She got the power in her hand

I believe it. He's probably got absolutely nothing else to do or that he wants to do.

how can one man be so based?

Post pic of girl

I’d be happy with one or the other, both might be sensory overload, at least with headphones on.

it’s okay, there’s plenty of time to turn it around.
here’s a good chart I found on Yea Forums recently. upgrade your taste.

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that woman has an even greater sense of entitlement than Leo. She didn't even ask him to do anything to her, and she's shocked when he doesn't read her mind, and automatically start eating her pussy.

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>he went from room to room and hooked up with them all
How though? Did he just stick his dick inside one for a few minutes, then moved on to the next? he cant have fucked eight to ten girls and cummed inside each one.

British people are disgusting.

Image being leo’s 200th girl THIS year and thinking you are important.
You are his living flesh light. Maybe Aimhigher in life, like go to church and met a guy the traditional way

I'm from Basel and this sounds plausible. Are you Swiss?

>he cant have fucked eight to ten girls and cummed inside each one.
Why not?

it's possible, but not really enjoyable. though, maybe having multiple girls makes it more fun. I've done it with the same girl 6 times in a row (with 2-3 minute breaks in between). Near the end, it was kind of painful and boring.

It's hard to believe this guy is the same species as me.

This is the man telling you to

>have sex

have sex, but don't get married

I wasn't gonna

where, I want to read/listen

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Woman_Is_the_Nigger_of_the_World

thanks user

ME AND MICHAEL
SOLID AS CAN BE

BASED AN MGMT PILLED

That song is so beautiful. A gem amongst some mediocre tunes in LDA.

ME AND MICHAEL
ITS NOT A QUESTION NOW

>BREAKING NEWS

>Single, 40 year-old multimillionaire Hollywood celebrity gives 0 fucks about the feelings a one night stand half his age

>More at 11

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Opening track is a banger

Hello roastie. Go and have kids.

>while his “date” was left wondering what was in this for her.
lmao, dumb whore

>He was such an asshole to me, but i kept doing it willingly. Its his fault though, Im not a slut.

Women

Album is 10/10 until James. Tracks 7-10 are weak to me.

how do I raise my daughters to not behave like this

Dont have daughters

We get it, he's literally as flawless inside as he is on the outside. So?

Be Catholic

Women should be treated like living fuck holes

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Maybe if it was an average woman, but if it were a female celebrity disregarding her male dates it would be celebrated as powerful

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Only chance you have it if they turn out ugly as sin. They'll still be the same as these other women but won't have the chances or opportunities.

absolutely based

fucking based

"Where are all the good men?"
*wipes cum off vagina*
*I just want to settle down and find someone nice"
*Swallows cum*
"Why do I always get the assholes?"
*slurps cock*
" *pop* Why do men treat me like an object?"

Nah, she's like a C list celebrity now.

>It's like a fat guy getting a blowjob from Taylor Swift and then complaining that she didn't eat his asshole.
This.

Imagine living in a society where some men get all the pussy in the world while others would kill to fuck a bbw chick with a 2/10 face, we need Hitler back, we need monogamy back

Henry Zebrowski (a smalltime actor and comedian on a successfulish podcast) spoke to Leo once at a party for like a half hour and Leo said that he can't date anyone who isn't famous seriously because he gets immediately bored. He gets bored because most people don't go through the shit successful actors had to, and thus don't realize how fucked up and then later how amazing all the shit and open possibilities successful people have are. Lower class people don't get to experience the ridiculous shit (good or bad) that people of Leo's status get to, except in rare cases and even then its from a very limited and brief point of view. So they never have anything in common and he finds common people absolutely boring to be around. Apparently even when fucking.

What the fuck is up with women’s brains? They line up to ride some fat fuck old retard’s cock because he’s in movies? Why the fuck do women have rights?

shut the fuck up weirdo. What country are you? You could get laid today for less than en x-box game I guarantee it.

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based fucking Leo

The true MGTOW. Literally king.

Never married and not even any long term relationships.
Almost always takes his mom to events, doesn't even give any of those bimbos the satisfaction of being his date to events.
Fucking top lad.
Kind of a nutty about climate change though.

Lol this guy is such a faggot, he keeps talking about "global warming" yet has private jets, cars and all sorts of other shit that produces more carbon footprint than required, someone should knock him down to reality if you know what I mean kek

dan schneider is an artist

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Serious question: how accurate you think this is? Or is this a "have sex" response?

Yeah then they only take it up the butt

Dam. I feel small.

I can get laid, but can you get laid or get into a serious relationship with a 8/10 or above, matchmaking is so skewed nowadays, being a 7/10 guy is the equivalent of being with a 5/10 or lower girl, it's fucking pathetic

Yeah that's his share of (((hollywood activism))) you idiot. Of course he had private jets.

We're talking about a celebrity woman, not a regular thot

>swedish flag

>Are you seriously going to DRIVE to work, goy?
>*Takes private jet across the ocean 68 times a year*

What a shallow faggot.

be strong and project security

How to do the second thing?

Yes it is. We all know it is. going 'Nu-uh!' is not a fucking argument, you god forsaken mong.

You can probably fuck a 2/10 chick though.
You are correct about odds being worse because of feminism garbage (girls thinking they are worth a few more points on the sexual market when they do things that men can also do, while men don't care about that at all) but in terms of getting high quality women, it has always been like this. In terms of the majority, nothing has really changed.
Men had to either kill each other or spend a lot of resources on the woman(money) to be able to get high quality women. There's literally never been any other way.
Do you think a gorgeous actress is just going to go mate with some average joe just because he's a great, fun guy and has good morals?

He seriously is crazy about that stuff though, like knows a lot of shit about extinct species and stuff.
He apparently once bored Margot Robbie to death by talking about that shit for half an hour straight in the Wolf of Wall Street set.

He's completely right though. How can you relate to someone that you have virtually nothing in common with?

>yfw leo has never dated a woman over 25
He knows about the wall

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An overwhelming majority of women are like this.
They will become absolute sluts for the man they want, and act like prudes otherwise. Then they complain when they are judged.
It's like a fucking robot, 1 or 0.

>wondering what was in this for her
Nah let's flip the script here. What's in it for a dude with money being involved with a female at all? He can buy high class escorts. He can fly to a place where high class prostitutes are legal. He can get a sexbot. All of this is a fraction of the price that a real woman will cost. The real woman is also likely to falsely accuse him of crimes. The real woman is also trying to weasel her way into marriage so she can take 75% of his shit due to gynocentric laws.

> but can you get laid or get into a serious relationship with a 8/10 or above
I'm iike a 5-8 probably. I'm 6' and like 175 max. My face isn't pretty but it isn't ugly either. I've had multiple relationships with girls that were easily more attractive than I was.
> matchmaking is so skewed nowadays
what "matchmaking" are you doing?

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Even then, look at Ayn Rand.
Ugly as sin, wouldn't fuck her even if I knew I was gonna die a virgin.
However a brilliant woman, really fucking smart .
Yet she cheated on her husband.
It's not about intelligence, I'm afraid. It's just nature.

>want to fuck famous hollywood star
>don't actually care about him obviously, just using him for bragging rights and status points
>act insulted when he doesn't care about me either and just wants to use me to get off
Can't have it both ways, bitches.

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>psychotic corporatist hypocrite that lived on welfare while shilling for the train on industry
>cheated on her husband
almost like these political opinions are only appealing to degenerate shills are something!

/thread

Im fucking dying.

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>you will never use 10/10 models and instahoes as literal deposible fleshlights

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If it were a woman I'd just bust my nut and leave, grow up

Whatever, politics is just full of hypocrites anyway.

Point is, even ugly women can do what bimbos do.

Based. These thots don't deserve satisfaction

Vape me like you wont believe

all people do what all people do. we're uppity apes.

Not the guy you replied to but,
I always see this online, yet I have yet to see IRL some average guy dating some super hot chick and it not being about money or something else.

Seems to me guys like you are overrating the girls you're dating.

What's it like to deny reality because you don't like it?

He just uses them as masturbation socks and the women know they are nothing to him. They want prestige, opportunities, to be with a famous/powerful person, and he wants sex.

80% accurate. Those 80% ruin it for the 20% of decent women.

Oh yeah, fucking quasimodo is worth it.

>I always see this online, yet I have yet to see IRL some average guy dating some super hot chick and it not being about money or something else.
I mean how often are you actually doing shit irl?

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This is what I take away from this story honestly, these stupid cunts act like groupies. The dude straight up gets a bimbo to ride his dick and starts doing other shit, yet she still carries on? If the cunt had any self respect she'd hop right off that dick and leave.

>have to put in some work during sex
>confused and embarrassed
what even are women?

>mfw this story
Call me a jealous cunt, but this is abnormal human elitist behavior. What in the fuck.

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Quite often.

I also quite often see guys underrating themselves and overrating chicks.

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Call me whatever you want, but this is justice, those thots get what they deserve.

When you have sex there's this thing called a refractory period, you'll find out if you ever do it

I'm not disagreeing with you, I'm not a gonna go fuck a 2/10 chick just to say I lost my virginity. Hell, you could just pay a prostitute and lose it with a 8/10 chick instead.
Just saying, you can "just fuck" low quality chicks if sex is all you want.

Learn from women, phrase your desires in better and less aggressive ways so it looks nicer. If you say "pussy" people are instantly going to think all you want is sex. Whereas what you want is an actual relationship.

You can experience it with masturbation too you twat.

>leo has become the stacy starfish
kek

m.youtube.com/watch?v=M1k5KGZBnGg

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have you considered a career in screenplay?

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Stop being such a weak minded faggot.

If you want to amount to anything you have to make your own mind your mental point of origin and not give a fuck what some celeb or incel says about anything.

I don't believe this since Rihanna said that he was the best she ever had. He even fucked her while Chris Brown was sleeping downstairs.

Imagine being such a dumb cunt and thinking that a rich, famous, handsome actor who only fucks 10/10's cares about your pleasure

Literally rape

This is a woman that beta orbs would move heaven and earth for. Men would gladly part ways with half their money and ruined their lives for. And yet based Leo somehow fucked and dumped her within a day.

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>He even fucked her while Chris Brown was sleeping downstairs.
Source?

Not only a great actor, human being, but also a total baller.
If he were anymore based he'd be based god.

Why isn't Chris Hemsworth living this life right now? What a waste of his good looks

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I'm no chad, but I never understood why men would part with their money or fight over a woman, no matter how attractive. Why don't we as men respect ourselves more than this?

True, many such cases!

Because unlike you, most men, and people in general, are dumb tribelings.

Where is that text from? Does it have a legit source?

Wtf I love Rihanna now.

a lot of actors are actually incredibly lonely and sentinmental and actually believe in stuff like true love

i mean just look at the way they talk about follow your dreams and shit, they are romantics, most can't follow the player lifestyle

Imagine being the guy who made this

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which text are you referring too?

There isn't a woman in Hollywood who wouldn't sleep with Leo if given the chance.
He has hit that sweet spot generation wise where they all lust after him.

The one where Rihanna claims that she slept with Leo while Chris Brown was downstairs

and if you wouldnt make such reactionary posts you wouldnt look like pic related

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Extremely based and redpilled

Image how many stds he has

Guys who make that face almost exclusively identify as male feminists

>listening to MGMT
Based.
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Hand it over is the best song on the album

probably, who knows

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impossible.
the selective pressure that has produces these women has lasted million of years.
the best you can do is start a civilisation with other man that deploys selective pressures that make female brains different to the current ones.

>Wants Another Chance With Ex-Girlfriend

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no guys who make that face have the mentality that produces such posts

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i laughed at this

That fucking chimp should have gone to jail for 20 years, at least. That shit was attempted murder.

actually redpilled

Leo is patrician
youtu.be/tCUc3Kbphr4

He’s 100% gay and power bottom too most likely.
Rumour started by his PR to justify why he is single

>THIS level of cope
The boy ain't right.

2nd this.
Every "feminist" I've ever been with has wanted to be choked and slapped while calling me daddy. When you say "it means literally less than nothing" its absolutely true. Hell, most of the time they want the opposite of what they say.

no one who hangs around that many vapid cunts only good for one thing and whose only topic of conversations would be how they love the beach and what cleanse they are on would be gay

No

cause he is married to a Spanish super model

king shitposter

i'm like a (tall) 4/10 in a LTR with a 9/10. not rich, not overrating. it's out there. you just have to find someone who overrates you.

>Beating women up
Stupid to be honest, just get them in a chokehold and get them to calm down or get them to sperg out in said chokehold to watch them struggle in vain. Actually fighting or hitting them will always get you shit.

Being tall is like having a handsome face. You can have one or the other and do okay. If you have neither, that's when you're fucked

words to live by

Funny how sexual marketplace works, isn't it?
It's exactly like the regular marketplace.
Some billionaire would wipe his ass with the check that you would spend your entire life working for.

Is this a new Jewish psy-op?

Best you can do is being a really good father. Like doing everything with her and show affection.
It’s been proven women usually date men who are a lot like their fathers.

Only problem with this is listening to MGMT. Otherwise this is 99.9% based

because women give meaning to the life of men, by telling them that it is good that men compete for women

Truly a god amongst men

>while his “date” was left wondering what was in this for her.

Imagine fucking a filthy rich movie star you did nothing to get to besides look pretty and still thinking you're entitled to more.

This.

>a source
It was some literal bimbo that said this on her podcast not "a source"

>be guy
>rich and famous
>be girl
>have pussy and not be fat
>girl feels entitled to sleep wirh guy

Amazing

He’s probably a homosexual and actually fantasising about andrew vanwyngarden when he’s fucking thots

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>Why don't we as men respect ourselves more than this?
There are men giving money to twitch thots and instagram thots. Think about that for a second. They are literally paying a woman... to exist. Nothing else.
Most people are fucking apes without any self respect.

>all that garbage
YIKES

Not him, but
>using nigger COPE memes
Where are all you fuckheads coming from?

Why should he give a fuck about pleasing some whore who is only fucking him so she can tell her friends? He's doing her a massive favor with regards to her social proof. Expecting him to put any effort beyond that is like complaining because a friend who came over to help you move furniture didn't pick you up Starbucks on the way. Ungrateful cunt.

>i was fucked in the ass by a fat jew and then snorted cocaine off a hookers breast before she od'd. Everyone is just so boring

>girls just want to say they fucked leo
>he lets them get their "i fucked leo" story to say thanks for chilling with him on his yacht
>he "zones out" so he doesnt cum too early
>so they can actually get off
he's being the perfect gentleman and they're still acting like entitled cunts. women can go fuck themselves.

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>those complaints
>but the hoes kept fucking him and sucking his dick
No wonder he doesn't bother caring about their feelings.

I thought they arrested RealGirls dude?

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All women ALREADY do nothing in bed, amirite fellas? Wahey-hey!

>woman was so confused she just kept on going

Lmao. Dumb ass

Leo has been fucking top-tier in terms of physical beauty women since he was 18. Imagine how many of the no doubt thousands of women he slept with had boyfriends or husbands?
Yet all Leo had to do was ask them to fuck and they instantly said yes. No wonder he is a bachelor for life at this point.

based

Negative. A lot of them deserve a fist to the face instead of the usual cock.

They really are. I had a gf who would refer to herself as an "intellectual" because she spent tons of money to get a masters degree in history.
>intellectual
>pissed money away on a useless degree that anyone with a library card can learn for free

I'd always just the the typical "that's nice, dear" response. She never got that high paying job she fully expected.

Welp....

>tfw I am related to this based guy

>lose youth
What? Him and his group of young actors were plowing models in NYC in their youth. I forget what they called their group, pussy gang or some shit.
Trying to act like he had your shitty life.

>This is a woman that beta orbs would move heaven and earth for.
the women like this that have nothing but their looks to fall back on are the fucking worst. they know exactly how to extract the maximum amount of money from you without actually fucking you. if one of these chicks approaches you and starts buttering you up with compliments you fucking give her the slip asap or at least demand an upfront bj before you actually start dropping cash on her.

>user gets rich and famous and sends depraved thots who tongue his infected secretions for money straight to help

Based

Get him to throw you a bone, just know that super hot chicks usually suck in bed.

It's called a little blue pill. If you are partying hard they are your best friend.

Ya it probably was over the course of a few days. I know some fairly wealthy drug dealers who do the same shit. They'll pack the place with chicks for a week or whatever and then kick them out when they get bored of them or if any of them get lippy.

>his "date" was left wondering what was in it for her.
She only got upset when she realized she was just another hole to him.
She probably passed on several good men before this moment, because she believed she could "do better".
No sympathy for roasties.
>inb4 incel
>inb4 have sex
I do have sex with my wife, who wasn't a roastie when I met her and has always cherished the relationship we have together.
I just genuinely know that these women riding the cock carousel would be far happier if they simply had settled down and began a family with a good man.

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He’s gay

Nigga wut

>catholic
>all the catholic schoolgirls were anal sluts
>these made them more experienced than normal girls overall

>thinks he can get the equivalent of a masters degree in history reading Simon Schama in his local city library

I’m sure your girlfriend was embarrassed when you opened your mouth at dinner parties.

They would probably enjoy that more though.

>MGMT

How this man can be more based. It's unfair.

>be hollywood star
>be faggot
>get married for appearances and fuck guys on the dl
if leo was a fag he would have done this. not date and fuck thousands of girls to hide the fact he's a faggot

This will never change. They prefer a dog then a ugly guy.
>fucks guy who fucks anyone
>blames
>keep fucking chads

Why would any gay man subject himself to listening to whiny cunts all day. The only reason a straight man puts up with one at a time is for the pussy.

GO FUCK YOUR SELF

>Only problem with this is listening to MGMT

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it will never happen because nobody wants to fuck forty year old women

Ryan Reynolds and Tom Brady are both married to Leo's sloppy-seconds.
Let that sink in

>thinks a masters in history is an accomplishment
im not even that guy but every history major has a room temperature IQ. it's like the original pointless degree before shit like gender studies and psychology and communications.

Just imagine being used as a dildo that much, you just lay there and let them ride you as you be a vapefag. Never though I would feel sorry for Leo.

Good. Don't

But niggers are the niggers of everything.
>checkmate whitey

Are you fucking serious? You live in the information age, everything is freely available to learn on your own time.
You can buy the history books you will be reading in the course on your own and for cheaper.

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Its hyperbole but basically true

>while his “date” was left wondering what was in this for her.
why would she assume there was anything for her? dumb bitch

I've dated girls better looking then me. They both left me for another guy so take that however you will.

kek
this kind of humor cracks me up

Weak men* which are made weak by woman and weak men around them. So keep your chin high and dont give in to degeneracy brothers

ROASTED

Have sex posters are pathetic

You'd fit right in over in the UAE, my friend

Ouch user

He’s not a mgtow if he’s having sex. MGTOW is just a pc term for incel, like African-American instead of NIGGER.

Literally a meme

Leo literally wrangles pussy, puts it all in a stable and studs them all.

Devon?

Because Leo's B&R.

Fuck femoids

Based

Literally isn't at all. My cousin had a catholic schoolgirl girlfriend and she would only do it in the ass and gave great blowjobs according to him.
Heard similar shit from other guys at the time.

It's ok though I mean do you really want to be with a girl that's that shallow? I'm with a cutie now that treats me way better than the others. Shes very plain, doesnt wear makeup or spend lots of money on trendy new clothes but is still really cute and even after years together shes completely infatuated with me so it worked out.

Oh, my father and his brother also had similar stories about catholic girls back in the day. They grew up in a predominately catholic area with Italians.

>absolute sluts for man they like and prudes for men they don’t
Yeah, that was called monogamous marriage back in the day, and it was every man’s payment for signing the social contract as a productive member of society. We’ve really made (((progress))) since then, haven’t we?

>da matriarchy is holding me back!
Look, I’m not going to say that your fears are baseless, but the payoff is worth the risk. We have a cultural problem that will never be changed unless it starts on the individual level. Women are like clay, and can be readily shaped by the men in their lives with careful and sustained effort. In order to do so, though, you as a man must abandon this notion that women have independent agency and accept that you have a responsibility to hold dominion over your woman. If you lead, she will follow. The question is whether or not you will lead.

>i get my taste from Yea Forums

>women don't have agency
So true, for instance if a woman thinks you are smart she will literally repeat everything you tell her like a fucking child.
She will go around repeating what you have told her because it makes her feel smarter.

Bathe. You will feel good once you're clean.

Talk to people in person. It's not as weird as you think to just randomly just start talking to someone (men or women).

Stop doing drugs if you do them.

Cut out the porn. You'll begin to see women as real people instead of sex objects.

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Dont believe it

Sex-based solidarity is a lie, because you can’t divide yourselves up into antagonistic camps when you have an interdependent relationship.

>don’t need niggers to have a functioning society
>do need women to have a functioning society

>that pic
god damn, a few guys are born is such good circumstances compared to average men and experience life in such a way that they may as well be aliens

Women are especially receptive to talking randomly. They honestly want any excuse to talk to someone, it's pretty surprising if you aren't used to it.

>unironically using the word “reactionary”
I cringed into next week.

>Leo put on headphones and even started vaping!
>listening to MGMT
>he obviously doesn’t care at all whether they’re satisfied or not

Absolutely based.

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Any of those women could have easily found a partner to have a stable relationship with instead, but they would rather have a ONS with Leo when they know it's just a hookup.
Remember that these are the women who complain about not finding a good man

I like to believe they are doing it on purpose, being sarcastic, but I guess I'll have to accept that those retards are serious and they exist

The logic literally doesnt add up, do you think they think by doing it in the ass is not as sinful as giving pussy? What do you think, theyre afraid of hymen checkup later on?

35 is peak male attractiveness, don't settle down before that, wait and you will be able to find a better and younger girl.

MGMT is unironically one of the best bands of the decade.

they will find a good man, just later in life after they are done fucking all the chads they can

Not really

I want tradcon christfags to get out.
Women are a lost cause, and so is society.

>original pointless degree
I thought it was pre-law for people who weren’t retarded? Or is that’s political science?

I envy this nigga like you wouldn't believe

MGTOWs aren't incels you fucking braindead faggot

checked

His promiscuity is a symptom of his latent faggotry. Gays fuck 100s of other men because they just can’t settle down. Since he was molested by Jews at a young age, Leo lives in constant denial.

tl;dr roastie who thought leo was actually going to marry her and be set for life discovers she is just another whore who got the old bang and boot from based leo

You know what really hurts? That no matter how much your girlfriend or wife loves you, she would probably lick Leo's asshole clean if she had the chance, I know this to be a fact, and they would not regret it even if it means losing the relationship.

MGMT is the original s0i artist

I haven't been to Yea Forums in a long time, can someone tell me if this post is actually serious?

Is this what this place has become? What the fuck?

All men I know that are successful with women treat them like sex objects. Romantic men are born to lose.
Don't listen to this cunt and pump and dump.

Because there are no repercussions. Think about it. In a divorce situation the woman's life doesn't change. She still gets half your pay. Probably can keep the house. Probably gets custody of the kids. So why wouldn't she like Leo's asshole? She gets a good story out of it to tell her equally degenerate friends and loses literally nothing but your sorry ass farting in her bed every night.

No shit. "Love" doesn't exist and is just a dumb social construct.

Welcome to the club, pal.

I wish famous actresses would fuck random guys like me so it would be fair.

Well yeah, she was still wondering what was in it for her.
Fruit basket? Ecstasy? $1000 cash?

Go listen to queef you filthy boomer

imagine being a 41 year old multimillionaire boomer loved by the masses with some platinum blonde 19 year old wannabe supermodel bouncing on your cock and you just lay back listening to your fav bands while vaping lmao fuck me this guy is like genghis fucking khan

Lol, based leo, never change

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>His promiscuity is a symptom of his latent faggotry.
it's more a symptom of immaturity. he's basically doing what every teenage boy would want to do with fame and fortune. he's not a fag.

>not unshaven
2/10, would not lick

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Pussy Posse. They call themselves the Wolf Pack now.

And Bradley Cooper is married to Christiano Ronaldo's sloppy seconds (Irina Shayk).

don't think so

>straight to help

Easily my favorite track from them.

How has Leo avoided a #metoo situation given all the bimbos he's been fucking?

Only after they fuck 20 guys unlike their fathers.

Well, that's nothing. At least they are actresses. Many men beg to marry shitty looking sloppy seconds, that's worse. Men are as retarded as women are sluts.

Catholic here. They see it as a loophole because it's not vaginal, therefore it's not sex. What they conveniently forget is that sodomy is also a sin.

No one will believe a man like Leo ever had to rape a woman.

Leo was passed around on the set of Growing Pains and raped by dozens of Disney execs. He's a homosexual.

I used to hang out with a few pro hockey players and married women would go home with these guys sometimes right in front of their husbands.

Same thing with rock band groupies.
Roadies say "They couldn't ever look at a woman the same way" after shit they have seen, girl being fucked right inside the bus her boyfriend is waiting outside.

I'm a phone poster. Didnt proof read

Jesus christ. What the fuck do you even do if that happens to you? There was an engineering team at my work. It was a man and a woman paired up. They were both attractive and both married. They were caught a bunch of times ducking in the parking lot by other employees but no one reported it because "no one of my business". The husband found out and came to the workplace all pissed off, dropped bags of her stuff right on the factory floor and took her car as it was in his name. This was in front of like 50 people as he was chewing both of them out. She fidnt even seem to care and had a smirk on her face. To me, that made it seem even more pathetic. Like this guy standing there like a cuck letting everyone know he was a cuck. It made the embarrassment worse for him, imo. Like what the fuck do you even do?

>What the fuck do you even do if that happens to you
Obviously you leave her without saying a single word, she knows what she did, so why bother?
Saying anything after that point is useless and would only make you look weak even if you didn't do it in front of many people.