If Tom Cruise suffered from Narcolepsy he'd be Tom Snooze

If Tom Cruise was a newspaper reporter he'd be Tom News

If Tom Cruise were a nigger, he'd be Tom Coon

If Tom Cruise had a boat he'd be Tom Cruise

If Tom Cruise was black he’d be Tom Crews

if Tom Cruise was part of a team he's be Tom Crews

If Tom Cruise came to Yea Forums, he'd be Tom (You)s

tom cruise does have a yacht though
I wonder what his name was before

If Tom Cruise were Iranian, he'd be Bomb Jews

If Tom Cruise merged with Ryan Gosling he'd be Tom Goose

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if Tom Cruise was a pilot he'd be Tom Flews

if Tom Cruise was a bird he'd be Tom Goose

It's not a yacht. It's a cruiser.

If Tom Cruise was a journalist, he'd be Tom News.

If Tom Cruise was being slowly cooked in a pot he'd be Tom Stews

If Tom Cruise was sad, he'd be Tom Blues.

If Tom Cruise made beer he'd be Tom Brews

If Tom Cruise was Indian he'd be Tom Poos

If Tom Cruise ever had to make any real decisions in his life, he'd be Tom Choose.

If Tom Cruise was on your feet, he would be Tom Shoes

if tom cruise was a dyslexic electronic artist he'd be com truise
youtube.com/watch?v=Aw7CssH0L8Y

If Tom Cruise wanted a stronger jawline, he'd be Tom Mews

If Huge Actman liked to jack off men, he would be called Hugh Jackman

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If Tom Cruise went to sleep he'd be Tom Sleep

if tom cruise was hebrew he'd be tom jews

Previously Tom Swims

If Tom Cruise was a troll, he'd be Tom Ruse

If Tom cruise was funny hed be tom amuse

If Tom Cruise was a poet he'd be Tom Seuss