Black comedy is fucking terrible, what is he saying

i aint scared of you mother fuckers

niggerbabble niggerbabble niggerbabble new york niggerbabble
niggerbabble niggerbabble i take my dick out and it’ll get dark in here

Bernie Mac was a real nigga

>he was teasin me

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t. home-schooled shut-in

Aww Slappy Pappy wink wink!

I wish I was home-schooled. Then I wouldn't have had to interact with niggers.

white people that hate being around black people or especially latinos just don't know how to handle the bants.

No I just don’t like thieves, also they smell.

my point exactly. you can't handle yourself in a fight at all. You get tricked, they get fricked. America is and always has been a barbarous nation. These is how we were raised and you missed out.

That was funny you limpdick queer

KICK IT

My friends and brothers belongings were stolen, no one fought anyone. Imagine being a shitskin tough guy on the internet.

Literally the greatest single standup of all time is black
youtube.com/watch?v=Ex-5QF-htV0

>white """"comedy""""

youtube.com/watch?v=uJ72c0kwJws

when you live on streets, loop your backpack around your ankle. the fuck you think this is? you think we're in Athens, motherfucker? this shit ain't easy, bitch. i'm a fucking jew and i grew up sappin' steeleys from homeless and i'm harder than you. just stop kneeling down like a bitch. know your surroundings.

Jesus Christ lol, are you for real? They weren’t mugged you idiot. In fact the spic who stole my brothers bike was shitting his pants when me and my white friends went to his house to get it back. What kind of kike are you anyways.

>americans fighting amongst each other over who loves the negro more
Typical.

The crowd was booing and heckling every comedian that went on stage before him. He went out and leveled the place. But yes, black comedy is all about sex and white people be crazy

youtube.com/watch?v=SfoJ7qqzhHk
black comics are funny

>jewish internet tough guy
lmao

kike mafia. brooklyn, bitch

KICK IT

I came into this thread to blindly shit on the OP video, but it actually made me laugh

KICK IT

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bix nood

So you don't like white trash then?

OH YOU PATCH EYED MOTHAFUCKA YOU BROKE LEG SUMBITCH

>white people be crazy
I don't know, Eddie Murphy made fun of everyone.

No, I’ve encountered a lot of them too unfortunately.

I disagree.

Uncle Elroy from Next Friday is one of the most iconic and hilarious comedy characters EVER.

youtu.be/1wyFlAjss5g

>what is he saying
KICK IIIITTTTTT!
......
(You dont understand)

youtube.com/watch?v=GyeUyb7jGtY

I AINT SCARED OF YOU JANNY LOVERS

youtube.com/watch?v=8yOWjkAxrwE&t=124s
80s Eddie Murphy was king.

its a black thing its not for meant you to understand

KICK IT

Holy fucking based

>Faggots aren't allowed to look at my ass
>I afraid of faggots.

Eddy Murphy is one of the best ever. But your standard black comedian just talks about sex and things white people and black people do differently.

Thats exactly what eddie murphy talks about in his most famous special.

>haha if you make a girl go OOOOWOOO she will never leave you

Some of their setups are alright but when they get the crowd worked up and just make noise for 5 minutes it gets tedious.

old school black comedy was more black people be crazy than whites

youtube.com/watch?v=8x2nbyhFxkU
>now, i didn't think i'd live this long, to see a nigga dance for a piece of chicken

The falling down the stairs bit gets me every time.

Black comedy in general is pretty terrible, but Bernie Mac was great. Fuck you

Fpbp

the uncle working on the car with a smoke always gets me

Fun fact, I ain't scared of you was his catchphrase to control his nervousness on stage.

that man doesnt seem like he’s been nervous in his life

He said it in his first ever stand up set when he was unknown and it stuck ever since

After saying nonsense for a few minutes, he says kick it, and the guy with the music starts playing a clip and he dances like a nigger.

NIggers speak in cursive.

N

>mup doo didda, a bix nood nawmsayin', fuck bitches nawmsayin muh dik muthafucka
All within the first 30 sec, fucking KEK

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Cringe. yikes

wow that sure is one funny nigger

his silly voices and mannerisms were hilarious

based
Then why can't they read it?

I'm a Polish immigrant to the USA and I seriously can't understand the niggers half the time, only the "white-acting" ones. I seriously just do not understand the "bix nood" types, it's like another language. I don't talk to them, just say "yep" and ignore them.

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As if a Polish person isn't just a white nigger.

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YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
I AINT SCARED OF YOU MOTHERFUCKERS

>says the dude who is probably named Pavel Szcsyszcwyzszcys

Well meme'd my friend, well meme'd heheh white niggers heheh very cute and original!
Fair enough but I can speak perfect English and white Americans understand me fine. Meanwhile niggers who only speak """English""" and nothing else are unintelligible.

Niggers amirite?

>Black
Make that american.

Dave chapelle killing them softly is the best comedy special ever