What a c-crazy concept. Right guys?

RIP Patrick ;_;

You sound like a virgin yourself

4 more years and im there. Once I get to high mage and the manual comes I'll ascend the ways of the flesh. that fool was almost there until that milf told him to throw his toys out for puss.

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I used to have sex all the time during middle school, high school, and college. I can't get jack shit now. What happened bros?

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My uncle used to drive a hoe runner

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k guess I'll go rape some bitch

wheres the sequel where the slutty daughter ends up seducing him to spite her mother and he cant resist.

>3 years left

i will become stronger

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how is it even possible to be a virgin past 18? in college girls will literally throw themselves at you and let you fuck them. just stop acting like a sperg, it's that fucking easy you retards

I don't know any real life 40 years old male virgin

Usually there's a mass shooting in a guy's future if he can't get into a vagina at a reasonable age.

Again with the victimhood. Can you not see this is a complex of your own construction?Rape? Really? Why are you so angry? At who? JHS bro, if it's important. If it's not, don't. But don't stand in the doorway beating everyone over the head with your self-serving nonsense. It's just not constructive and keeps you where you're at honestly.

for me it wasnt even that I just wanted a girl on my level. sure the whores where about but I felt better than that. Do it regret it at times, sure. But in the end I realize im probably better off. Ive seen the Chads of Chads fall and crumble to roasties. So i rather keep my sanity.

idk but I think people in general are having less sex these days, outside of committed relationships anyway

cope

what age is that? asking for a friend

There was nothing wrong with the way he was living though. He just got bullied by his co-workers.

...

>don't stand in the doorway beating everyone over the head with your self-serving nonsense
So like every single retarded normalfag giving their shitty non-advice. Christ you all are so fucking stupid, you don't realize the bullshit you spew. I truly, truly hate all of you.

Maybe things were different back in my day. Or maybe I didn't properly understand what they were doing.

Either way, FML. It's no fun being a wraith.

just be yourself dude

it is what it is my powers reach beyond your comprehension oh stained one.

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its like an algebra equation , you just need the right variables at the right place and you get that result. Its not "one " thing that make someone end up in his 30's a virgin ,its always multiples variables .
>fatherless
>low estem
>put womens on a pedestal
>Introverted
>addicted to porn
>manlet,fat,ugly
>lack social skills
>no ambitions
> addicted to video games
>no real hobbies

i can go on and on

Is there a single mass-shooting specifically in the name of being a virgin? Being a virgin is only part of being perpetually bullied and socially isolated.

If you don't get laid by college, you're generally fucked.

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Or OR maybe you hate yourself because it's the advice you just aren't ready to take yet. Who's complaining about being a virgin? Who has the power to change that if they really wanted to? Who, user? Maybe it just feels better to feel sorry for yourself. Maybe it just feels better to recreate the original trauma of rejection over and over again. Did you ever think of that? There's therapy for that user. You can move past it.

Cope, Chad can have of these and still get laid. The real problematic ones are
>low esteem
>put womens on a pedestal
>Introverted
>lack social skills
>manlet,fat,ugly
The first four are basically a result of the fifth, certain personality types, and being bullied/isolated. Plummeting your self-confidence and self-worth.

yet you keep pushing them out of their own holes and wonder why they become crazy. leave em be if your a normie why the fuck are you here. You can never leave these people alone and wonder why they suddenly lash out.

This is Stewie btw

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The people who are virgins past college are generally literally autistic or just complete recluses with zero social skills. That or they're ugly as sin.

>muh therapy
Lmao bluepilled retard. I can only imagine being so fucking arrogant as to condescend to sad virgins on the internet peddling my basic as fuck """advice""".

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Alright good bait, you got me. If not b8 though, I'm not peddling shit. I actually care about isolated anons because I was sick and housebound for a long time some time ago and spent a lot of time here. You can fix yourself though, if you really want to. Up to you.

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Even uggos get laid in college. These fucking losers are either volcels or fags in denial.

>implying I’m going to make it to be 40
Gonna off myself on my 30th birthday after fucking a hooker

They don't want to. Lazy volcels the lot of them. Stop trying to help them, it doesn't work, they're fucking retarded. You can't teach an old retard to count to potato.

What about anything I said is bait you complete dumbfuck? If anything you'v e baited me into responding to your stupid ignorant ass.
>I actually care about isolated anons
Blow me, self-improvement is cope, you cannot fix what has has been broken for so long. At best some chucklefuck dweeb can follow your gay advice. Buy a whore, waste his money and basically emasculate himself completely. OR lower his standards to rock bottom and attempt to woo some fat bitch. Even better in 2019 with today's rampant hypergamy. Depending on how ugly/short you are you will absolutely have to be on your A game just to score some fat ugly cunt.
You fucking piece of shit sociopaths want to believe you're good people so badly, you aren't

>don't talk to women (or anyone for that matter)
>don't get laid
It's pretty easy

pretty sure wizardhood is 30
or is 40 the new 30 now?

their bottom tier normies who come here to act superior since in their real social circle they are seen as less than. I wouldn't pay any mind to them. Normies gonna norm.

im a 37 virgin mate , i know what im fucking talking about because i lived it.

me in 16 years

the power grow every 10 years ,something like that

40 is when the powers show up. I can already feel the lightning between my fingertips.

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They fucking are, I knew a guy like them too. Failed normies and their petty posturing, you are more pathetic than I, an actual incel.

>Well yes, your Honor, we were aware he was spending a lot of time on those kinds of forums and he did have a lot of a certain kind of what I'd guess you'd call a sort of "hateful" pornography on his computer and he was always quoting some old movie about how one day, a real rain was going to come and wash these streets but we NEVER thought he'd do something like this
the post

Nothing wrong with being a virgin, lads. Nikola Tesla was a virgin and he accomplished a lot of things

to be fair they got most of it right

You sound like elliot rodger lol

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lmfao wow

if you have sex once, is there no going back? like right now im meh about the whole thing but if i do it once will i become a fiend?

the ruinous powers overcome you at that point.

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>Nothing wrong with being a virgin, lads. Nikola Tesla was a virgin and he accomplished a lot of things

Why do you think he invented the tesla coil? Jam one up your ass and it becomes an amazing prostate stimulator.

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No, it's just as hard to fuck again

I lost my v-card at 22 from a cute but chubby girl I met on Plenty of Fish. She was an 18 year old virgin who went to my same college and she thought we were gonna get married. Obviously she didn't take the break up well

I've fucked three girls since, only one more than once. But I've had stretches of 2 and then 2.5 years in between my 2nd and 3rd and 3rd and 4th (last one was about a month ago so I broke a long dry spell)

Idk man, it doesn't get easier unless you solve the main cause or just marry the first girl you fuck. I'm anxious and have a very low self esteem (I'm short) so I've been seeing a therapist for the last year and a half

I don't even care about the sex so much as a loving relationship with someone I actually enjoy spending time with

KILL ALL INCELS

>I used to have sex all the time during middle school

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what has the chubby girl's pusy like

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Fine I guess. Neither of us were particularly good and I didn't really have anything to compare it too

Fuck though, she would sweat so easily and it was kind of disgusting

evolution!

Got laid after college. Being an oreo was a curse.

Not getting laid turns incels gay, not the other way around

a war is overdue, there's too many horny and lonely men

Sob more you beta fucking faggot. This is what you get for spitting into the hand of anyone who tries to help you up. You dug your grave, now lay in it.

>WAAAAAHHHHHH

lel better to be a bottom tier normie than a bottom tier crybaby volcel faggot. Neck yourself.

None of the volcel pussy mental midgets here will be splitting the atom anytime soon. They're too afraid to do anything other than cry on here, and they need to fuck off to /reddit9k/ with the rest of the subhuman faggots.

haha yeah there is no way you could be... say... 25... with 30 irl rejections and some girls laughing in your face and making fun of how ugly you are

Imagine that.

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Use abnormies as human shields I say. They're so fat and greasy the bullets probably won't hurt them anyway.

hahahaha have sex incel

But im skinny, i'd probably die from a flash wound

based and positivitypilled

dumb newfag

just stop jerking off and you will get laid, time depends but expect a few months, weeks if youre not some obese soigoy

remember to not watch porn and jerk off

have sex

ah the normie says

Better to rule in Hell than to serve in Heaven

be gone oh fowl one

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yo this about this....

when you were born ur whole body was in your mom...including your penis

cope

35 and never had a gf. I used to go out with escorts but then I got laid off. Now I’m spending my days drawing trying to become a professional illustrator.

Despite having sex a dozen of times I feel like an incel. Never having a SO fucking wrecks me

>be gone oh fowl one
It's spelled foul. Unless you meant to call him a bird?

Now this is based.

anyone who is a virgin past the age of 20 should be sterilized, if you can't get laid by then you are literally a subhuman

I agree besides the sterilization part. We should just be dead.

It's 100% my fault. Haven't tried even once.
>how does someone not have sex by aged x
do nothing. literally do nothing all through your teens and on.

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>seething this much
based virgin

>incels live in everyone’s minds rent free
>work normies up into a frenzy by simply being virgins and hating women

Elliot rodger, duh

Being a virgin was only part of it. Dude had shitty parents, and he hated everyone not just women.

retarded volcels can't even spell. 2 digit iq.

I forget the guys name but the one in Montreal, where he specifically targeted just women and spared all the men

>getting a girlfriend is diffic-
Shut. the. fuck. up.

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Alek Minassian, I thought he had a gf though. And his Facebook post was made after the attack.

>I can't get a gf because I'm ugly with stupid hair and have bad fashion sense.

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i think he means this guy
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/École_Polytechnique_massacre
villeneuve made a movie about it

He’s hiking you fucking cunt, what do you expect him to wear?

Oh wtf
>fighting feminism
>1989
This guy was ahead of his time.

>t. cargo shorts incel
skinny jeans

>virtue signalling roastie
wtf i hate incels now

>villeneuve made a movie about it
Is it kino?

Poor guy RIP

he looks good from the neck down, though

>tfw that’s me
>at 33
>also fat

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>Bald
>Fat (which I'm working on)
>Hairy as fuck
>Scarred up face and scalp due to acne
>Constant skin issues
>Dark circles under eyes due to genetics
>Shitty circumcision
>Below average dick

There is no hope for me. I hope my next life will be better..

>I'm anxious and have a very low self esteem (I'm short)
If it makes you feel any better user, I find short guys cute.
t. Faggot

Also if you've had sex with that many women they must've been interested in you for somethin' other than caring about your height.

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I had sex about 10 hours ago.

God the incel mindset is so fucking annoying and cringe holy shit

Its okay user. Now that amazon exists and mails sex toys to your door, no one has as much sex anymore and women are even more frigid and harder to please.

I know it sounds like cope but I just don't care that much about sex. I don't think fucking a 5/10 will change my self-esteem, and it just doesn't look like it's worth all the effort. I have never even tried tinder. I wasn't born a slayer and the gay PUA shit doesn't work anymore.

Get fit and brush your teeth constantly then you will have sex.

kys normalfag

Is it abuse?

I could have lost my virginity at 21 to a girl I was dating for a month. But I knew I didn’t want to be with her after that month so I didn’t take her virginity.

So whilst I’m still a virgin it doesn’t bother me since I turned down sex.

look at the way shes looking at him -GOD DAMMIT!!, thats so sweet

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just grow a beard bro...

Also, you could always just pay a prostitute to have sex.

There is really absolutely no reason someone should be a virgin at age 40 if they do not want to be one. Obviously, some people may remain abstinent due to their religious beliefs or because they are asexual.