COME NO FURTHER INVULNERABLE OFFSPRING

Brainlets will never get this scene.

It's more like being that Canadian kid who was misdiagnosed as retarded because of how he talked and got thrown in with the rest of them. I'd say it's one of three dc movies that was at least competently made.

>years later saves a bunch of people on an oil rig bare-chested

ABANDON ALL HOPE OF RESCUE, HEIR TO MY NAME

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THANKS FOR THE BUMP, OBLIVIOUS NEWFAG

It may have been less shit than BVS and JUSTice league but it was still shit user.

Why did they shoot Zodd and his men into space ensuring they'd survive instead of just locking them in prison while they blew up with the rest of the planet
Why did Lois Lane get sent to a location right next to where Superman's secret cave was
Why did Zodd take Lois Lane onto his spaceship when there was absolutely no reason to do so
Why did they forget the fucking dog in the car in the first place
Why did Superman let his dad die if he was just gonna wrap people's cars around poles and make no attempt to hide his identity 2 years later
Why did Lois Lane sneak onboard the military ship despite it clearly being a suicide mission where she served no purpose
Why did Superman know exactly where she was after she fell out of the suicide ship and then start making out with her while the city and its inhabitants were still dying by the thousands
Why did Kurt Russel Crowe show up every 5 minutes to provide exposition despite being dead
Whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

Your movies are so bad they made your daughter kill herself, Zach

STAY, INFALLIBLE DESCENDANT!

PURSUE NO MORE UNHARMABLE MALE NEXT OF KIN

I actually liked the idea of the morally ambiguous mentor. His entire screentime he comes off as an asshole giving bad advice but I felt it was realistic and refreshing. Real life parents aren't perfect. There's no way a normal Kansas farmer could handle his son's peculiar situation perfectly and always say the right things in the right time.
I mean if that's what Zack was going for or it was just shit writing.

>and then start making out with her while the city and its inhabitants were still dying by the thousands
Because Kal suddenly discovered making out while he can hear the sounds of everyone screaming was hot as fuck.

FREEZE, IRRESISTIBLE BAMBINO!

fun fact: /r/The_Donald was created by a Russian GRU agent!

HESITATE, STRONG BABY!

>Why did they shoot Zodd and his men into space ensuring they'd survive instead of just locking them in prison while they blew up with the rest of the planet

Because the one guy who really believed the core was going critical died in the midst of Zod’s attempted coup.

Sneed

It’s more like “wisdom doesn’t always look wise.” Kent was justified in everything he said and did, including telling Clark that maybe sometimes *he* has to let people die.

Superman is the level where Ben Parker’s aphorism about power and responsibility falls apart, or at least takes in a different meaning.

Superman really *can* save a lot more people than he does, but it doesn’t mean he’s obligated to. That may sound shitty, but it’s the facts. He could get out there and tirelessly patrol, police the world 24/7, saving people and righting wrongs, but it comes at the cost of him having any semblance of a normal life. He never asked for a single thing he’s capable of, so placing a greater burden on him than others to ceaselessly put himself at our service is not only unfair, it’s outright selfish. He’s better served finding ways to step up to things no one else can possibly face, hopefully inspiring others to act on things within their power, his greater power responsible for responding to greater problems.