Holy shit this guy is fucking based

Pretty sure she’s bi with a fem preference.

i think he just wants to say he fucked a queen kek
well thats how it should be portrayed but the way this show is going he will cry when he gets cucked and cercei tries to go back to jaime

I like show Euron but he doesn't hold a candle to his book version. They tried to make him too much like Jack Sparrow except darker in the TV series.

>tfw that offhand shitty joke in the Parks and Req finale about Khaleesi marrying Jack Sparrow came to fruition

Pretty much yeah

He also rekt the YAASSSS QUEEEN sand snakes

stop liking Euron, he's a problematic white male and if you enjoy his character, you got big problemos amigo!

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He thinks the baby is his, dingus.

Hail King Euron. He basically single handedly beat season 5 to death with his bare hands on camera in forty seconds. This is the man who, apropos of absolutely nothing, whisper shouted "A FINGER IN THE BUM" at Jaimie. The Targaryens couldn't subjugate Dorne in a hundred years, King Urine the Destroyer over there crushed their plot armor and ate their souls in an hour.

He flies around the continent in ships ten times the speed of everyone else's, he showed up on an island that had 1000 people and 1 tree and left with a fleet that would take the largest army westeros had ever seen just to fucking crew it, and require the felling of an entire forrest and ten years to construct. He beat several mercenaries to death (I am convinced they were the elephants) because HE was cheating at cards and got confused as to who was supposed to be offended.

He's just replaced his tactical rapid fire high explosive mega catapults with strategic range ballista that can only be fired via humping.

I half expected him to push Gregor off the wall and crush Tyrion as a joke. You could edit the night king's death scene to zoom across the whole world to Euron's ship with Euron smiling behind the Ballista as the Night King reacts to being stabbed and it wouldn't have been the slightest bit out of tone for him or any episode featuring him.

There is no scene he cannot ruin, and therefore save.

well his ship is called Silence how is anyone else supposed to hear him comjng

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Is there a character that could possibly EVEN TOUCH Euron Greyjoy? Let alone defeat him.

And I'm not talking about Euron Greyjoy with the "Bad Pussy's Bane" battle axe. I'm not talking about Euron Greyjoy with the Silence outfitted with a Rhaegal-slaying ballistic missile battery either. Hell, I'm not even talking about Euron Greyjoy with the dragon-binding hellhorn either.

I'm talking about Euron Greyjoy with the Executor-class Super Star Destroyer, co-piloted by Ser Twenty of House Goodmen and Bronn's Ten Good Men with Climbing Spikes, equipped with plot armor-penetrating Valyrian Steel dick projectiles, and with Littlefinger's teleporter.

he is a soical commentary on trump

Arya was shot at the Night King with one of his ballistas.

based

I don’t like Euron but who the FUCK IS Yara? And why would anyone like Theon he murdered winterfell children in cold blood.

>forgot to bring a finger in the bum
might as well be some irrelevant ice darth maul to be shanked by arya

Don't forget his ship can eat other ships, and he rides its jaw as it chomps into the unworthy while using his mystical powers to make the sky look like the last moments of Pompeii.

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LET ME GET IT THROUGH YOUR THICK SKULLS

I'VE POSTED THIS MANY TIMES ON /GOT/ but I'll have to post it again.

Euron will be the Big Bad in the South, like how the White Walkers are the Big Bad in the North.

Jon and Daenerys will exhaust themselves in vanquishing the Night King, but then they will be soundly defeated by King Euron Greyjoy, the Iron King on the Iron Throne.

in the same fashion that William the Conqueror defeated Harold after the Norwegians distracted him

IN THE RECENT EPISODE THE MAESTERS REVEALED THAT THERE WAS A PROPHECY BY A MAN NAMED LODOS WHICH CLAIMED THAT THE "DROWNED GOD" WOULD DESTROY AEGON TARGARYEN

and what is Jon's real name...Aegon!

the final scene of the series will be

>Euron as the final victor
>Jon Snow's head on a pike to his left
>Dany's head on a pike to his right
>Tyrion's skull used as a footstool, with three dragon skulls surrounding him
>Dust of the Night's King in a transparent glass box next to the throne
>Cersei, Sansa, and Melisandre on a leash as salt wives
>Sam as an enslaved Maester forced to write up works glorifying Euron and depicting the events of the series, titled "A Song of Ice and Fire"

>and right before Arya makes an unsuccessful assassination attempt on Euron, Jaqen appears out of nowhere to kill her, avenging his WAIFu

BANK ON IT. SCREENCAP THIS. I KNOW D&D WILL WANT AN EDGELORD ENDING TO THEIR EDGELORD SHOW TO PISS OFF THE NORMIES. THEY DO NOT NEED NORMIE APPROVAL AFTER THEY'RE DONE WITH THE SHOW. LAST YEAR I WAS SPECULATING ABOUT EURON AND ACCURATELY PREDICTED THAT IT WOULD MAKE SENSE FOR HIM TO KILL THE SAND SNAKES THIS SEASON, SO ONE OF MY PREDICTIONS HAS ALREADY COME TRUE. THE REASON THEY HAVE BEEN BUILDING UP DAENERYS AND JON BUT DIDN'T FOCUS MUCH ON EURON IS SO THAT THEY CAN TRULY BLINDSIDE THE AUDIENCE

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REMINDER THAT GRRM'S ENDING IS SUPPOSED TO BE "BITTERSWEET"

Bittersweet in this case means that the threat of the Others has been vanquished and humanity lives on, but at the price of the fact that almost everyone we know is dead.

The only surviving POV characters are Sam and Sansa, who is married to the sadistic tyrant Euron, who attacked Jon and Dany after their forces were depleted vanquishing the Others.

REMINDER THAT BECAUSE OF TRUMP'S VICTORY AND BECAUSE SHOWEURON IS SET UP TO BE SIMILAR TO TRUMP, D&D WILL SET THE STAGE FOR A BITTERSWEET ENDING WHERE EURON MAKES WESTEROS GREAT AGAIN, FOR THE SAKE OF MAKING THE SHOW MORE "RELEVANT TO REALITY" LIKE THEY DO WITH SJW FEMINIST BULLSHIT

For the books, GRRM is also probably writing in Drumpf references because of how bitter his Hillary supporting ass is. Euron will certainly be the new main human villain.

BANK ON IT. YOU CAN COUNT ON D&D TO GO FULL EDGELORD WHENEVER POSSIBLE TO PISS OFF AS MANY FANS AS POSSIBLE

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>ShowRon is a shitty and pale imitation of his counterpart.

BECAUSE IT WOULD BE ALL THE MORE SURPRISING, IN A D&D FASHION, FOR HIM TO BE THE VICTOR

If they hyped him up, it would take away from the surprise. THAT IS EXACTLY WHY they haven't portrayed him as the ominous "next step in evil above Ramsay" threat he is in the books. HOWEVER PILOU ASBAEK HIMSELF HYPED HIMSELF AS SUCH, but then later "claimed" he was just joking


WHAT EVERYONE NEEDS TO KEEP IN MIND IS THAT D&D WERE PRIMARILY ATTRACTED TO ADAPTING ASOIAF BECAUSE OF THE RED WEDDING

They are nihilistic edgelords at heart, not Danyfags or Jonfags.

If they truly cared that much about show backlash, they would have never let Sansa get raped. They would have never let Rickon and the Tyrells die. If they were such Danyfags they would never have had her execute the Tarlys.

THEY GET OFF ON SHOCKING THE AUDIENCE WHICH IS WHY THE FOCUS HAS BARELY BEEN ON EURON AND WHY THEY HAVE BUILT UP JON AND DANY AND TYRION AS GENERIC PROTAGONISTS

There is one last thing you have to keep in mind, and it is the fact that EURON FUNCTIONS AS META-COMMENTARY ON HOW RIDICULOUS THINGS HAVE GOTTEN IN TERMS OF WRITING. Having him kill all the 'good' characters off would be a poetic way to end the show, because in a somewhat subtle way IT WOULD FIT THE PATTERNS THE SHOW STARTED SETTING WHEN IT WENT DOWNHILL IN SEASON 5

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Im thinking of making an OC Euron pic for a reaction pic.

Any funy ideas?

All women are bi, having a fem preference makes her a lesbian.

the face Euron made while he was laughing at Theon jumping off

I believe I've seen Euron before...

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If he's not the literal incarnation of a Gary Stu I don't know what is

I wouldn’t have believed you if you told me several years ago that the annoying Indian from the Office was tweeting about Euron Greyjoy. I would be imaging the book version but still it’s very weird to see.

Because he’s one of the best characters and actors on the show? You don’t have to not like a character because they do bad things, this isn’t real life.

Would be in character for him to get away in a cock shaped escape rowboat when everything is going down in flames

His main role is to make a lot of silly faces and wipe out characters no longer needed

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