/got/ - Game of Thrones

What made you start watching this show?

I had never even heard of the books, but I saw pic related on Yea Forums and decided to give it a go. You are explicitly to blame for my suffering Yea Forums

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Drogon has dragon armour

Jon kills dany


the imp made a deal with cersie to trick jon into thinking dany went mad so he would kill her

jon sacrifices himself and brings dany back to life after arya kills cersie

drogon kills the imp

ss this

I miss him

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pls respond

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHH

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Be like Brienne and have sex.

I first watched it when I looked up Sean Beans IMDb and saw he had something upcoming and looked at the trailer. Then I stopped when they wrote off the best character and the one true king

what's his tax policy?

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>Arya gets 3 free kills from a Faceless Man (something that the entire kingdom wouldn't be able to afford) and wastes it all on 3 literally whos
Is this the biggest waste of potential in the whole setting?
Who should she have wished for?

Need help from lorefags and casual watcher

Is there anyone in 8 seasons of this show, or in world's lore, that Bronn couldn't just casually kill?

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oh no no no

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WHY IS IT SO DARK AAA

Good man #1
Good man #2
Good man #3

Bronn is just a better than average mercenary. Jaime could definitely fuck him up even with one hand

we're all literally in here

no
he can teleport, it's in the lore

>shoots wall to scare dwarf
>super long reload on crossbows and no other weapons
>no one jumps him

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>The White Walkers were just a plot by the Children (or 3ER), who foresaw Dany being a tyrant
>They manipulated everything to be a trap so Dany's army gets destroyed before they can destroy Westeros

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if rhaegar already had a son named aegon why did he also name jon "aegon"

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GOT ENDING JUST FUCKING LEAKED

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My coworker at this sweet smoothie shop would bring his laptop in and made me watch it with him. Then my now-ex started watching it with me since she had seen it all and wanted to be with me when I watched it. This was when season 4 was coming out

Haven’t spoken to that guy in years, and my ex is now watching the finale season with her better-than-me older boyfriend. I bet they fuck like rabbits afterwards too, meanwhile I haven’t even talked to a single girl at all this year because years of trying since we broke up just left me broken and defeated. This final season was literally the only thing in life I was optimistic about anymore and now this too has turned to ashes in my mouth.

I want to go back bros :( I want to go back to when the world made since and I was happy

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save hex

bro fix your contrast when making these images pls

>no /got/ in title
>no backlink
KYS you drama queen, I'm not posting in your shitty thread

>I pushed a boy out a tower window, crippled him for life, and now he keeps telling me about his sister's rape and how beautiful it was.

>7 replies
turn off sex and have brain

Show viserys is an asshole. Book viserys is implied to secretly rage that he has to let some horse nigger chad fuck his virgin qt sister. He wanted dany but sacrificed her-the last thing he could- just to get his family back in charge

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>You don't know that.
Yes I do. They went into great detail about Wildfire and the caches in the show, and even way more detail in the books.

Are you talking about the head Pyromancer on his Council? He would have given orders to the other Pyromancers to run out and ignite all the different caches. That's why he gave the order to one dude - the others are under him and follow his orders.

Sean Bean was in it.

>Danyfags completely and irrevocably blown the fuck out by Sansa the mindtrick queen setting the shit in motion to get her brotherfu on the throne
>Jonerysfags completely decimated when Jon inevitable imaples Dany with Longclaw
>Jonsa endgame imminent
/OUR SHIP/

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Started watching cause everyone at my fucking work was watching it. I started watching when it was on season 1 episode 7. Binged the whole thing on a weekend and caught up.

>jamie the cripple and the dwarf could take him
Not even in his best days could jaime beat him.

>it's getting late user better go to bed

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are the reactions videos out? how did they react when the dragon got shot?

Why is there still a general for a show that ended five years ago?

>Jon didn't get his fight with the Night King
>Dany didn't get her throne
Expectations subverted, I guess

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STANNIS!

STANNIS!

STANNIS!

STANNIS!

STANNIS!

YOU ALL DOUBTED HIS RETURN

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better than Robb's because he's not a T*lly

The best timeline is the one where the second sons all rape her. I bet they’d put her in stocks and just leave her in there night and day for a well. She’s not allowed to get fed or any water until she swallows Mero’s load. Imagine walking up to take your turn and you see a river of funny leaking out her ass. Mmmmmm

>there are people in this thread right now who haven't read the books
>they actually voice their 'opinions' in these threads as to how they think the show could be better
let that sink in lads

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AAAAAAAAAAAAH IT USED TO BE SO GOOD

>nobody important dies

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The show isnt based on the books anymore

Have sex

*COUGH*

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>have given orders to the other Pyromancers to run out and ignite all the different caches.
Unless all those caches are close to each other there is no way word and those pyromancers would get around fast enough to ignite everything before Tywin got to anyone

Fuck off back to tumblr jonsafag

t. the original jonsafag, look up this filename in the archive

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If they weren't going to follow the books but make up their own awful OC anyway that disregards everything about the show so far, might as well played it straight and given us a traditional ending

I didn't see the last episode because 8x03 was trash but this scene it's kino.

Adorable

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Bran inheriting the throne actually makes sense.

Jon is the legitimate male heir but he kills next in line (Dany). He then abdicates, leaving his next of kin to inherit. His Father’s side is wiped out so it goes to his mother’s side. Lyanna’s brother Eddard is the only one with remaining kin. Eldest male of his kin is Bran.

me

SanSan is the real endgame here

who the fuck could bear to watch a show with these annoying fucks screaming every five seconds

I wouldn't feel the least bit bad if that place burned down with all of them in it.

>What made you start watching this show?
I remember back in 2010 asking Yea Forums for medieval type kino and someone linking an article about GoT being on the horizon.

Why is your bong flipping me off with its smoke?
He didn't name Jon "Aegon". That was Lyanna's call as she lay dying.

jaime
wait, don't rejoin cersei
my sister sansa
she got raped, and she was so beautiful
where are you going, come back

What went wrong?

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Bro I just had sex but the show is still retarded, what am I doing wrong?

God damn it is crazy how young everyone looked in the earlier seasons. Cersei used to be a beauty.

>2 old men talking

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nth for Jon fucking off north of the Wall after this all to find another qt kissed by fire gf and live in a cosy hide tent with Ghost

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Everyone thought it would be Jaehaerys

have sex again you fucking incel

*COUGH*

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If they really wanted to be unexpected they should've killed Drogon too. As soon as one dragon dies you know the other one is safe, would've been a great opportunity to SUBVERT EXPECTATIONS.

nth for Ashara

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How will they defeat the golden company with shitty peasant troops and depleted armies?

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I had vaguely heard about the show from adverts, and one night I saw an episode on, it was A Golden Crown, which had Tyrion's trial by combat and Viserys' death. I loved it, I'd rarely ever seen much fantasy outside of LOTR but this was amazing

I caught up with Season 1 that next summer and watched Season 2 live

>someone who hasn't read the books can't say that show would be better if it were more faithful to the books

They thought le crazy pirate man was better than the actual Euron.

Now that everyone knows Jon is a Targaryen, who do you think he would fuck, Sansa or Arya?

>not a psycopath obssessed with dark magic and trying to serve Eldritch gods to conquer the world
>instead is just an eccentric chad pirate
It's nowhere near as good, but at this stage of GoT I'll damn well take it

shansha bought them off screen

Lol green hair is /ourgirl/ embracing the trash fire

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*COUGH*
fuck, how long would it take to edit the gif to have Varys?

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everything he said was past tense, not that he would still do it for her. he's going to try and kill her

your expectations of your expectations being subverted is being subverted

The only way what happened this episode can make any sense is if Sansa was behind it all.

We can see Sansa’s look of fear when she realizes that Dany started to play the game(Gendry’s scene)

After Bran reveals Jon’s identity She tries to convince Jon to take the iron throne but he wouldn’t listen. What would she do next?

1 - First turn Dany’s people against her. By planting a seed of doubt in Tyrion’s head , it will either make him question her legitimacy or atleast talk about it to Varys. This could start a domino effect that will turn Dany into a full tyrant further illegitimatizing her claim to the iron throne.

2 - Second send a raven to Cersei that Dany is on her way to Dragonstone.

a - Dany’s fleet has no northerns on it.

b - Neither of them will grant the North its independence if they win, so to Sansa they’re both the same except one of them has two dragons.

c - If Cersei defeats Dany in the black water bay then the Northern army are all intact , Sansa can’t afford anymore losses in her armies.

3 - Third thing she does is to send her Assassin sister down to kings landing to kill Cersei. I don’t think Arya would wait for Sansa to tell her to go kill Cersei but i also don’t think she would leave without saying goodbye and i bet Sansa gave Arya alot of ideas as to how to kill Cersei because she knows Cersei better than her.

So in conclusion Sansa’s objective is to sabotage Dany, helping Cersei to win and end the war very quickly so the North doesn’t suffer any more losses and then assassinate Cersei.

Jon will have no option but to step up and be the king of the seven kingdoms.

Sansa learned alot from little finger , she’s playing all the possibilities in her head and she expects the worst from anyone who’s not a Stark or a half Stark!

She also learned alot from Cersei ! If you think about it , both their plans are very similar ,

Cersei (AOTD vs Dany + The North)

Sansa (Cersei vs Dany)

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Jon loves Dany, he would never cheat

he's the only character i like at this point just for getting rid of the fucking sand snakes

Dario took over the golden company

*COUGH*

CHE- CHECK

*WHEEZE*

EM

*COUGH*

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Jon loves Dany m8

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but what is daario gonna do when he sees dany with jon

Yea Forums won't have us don't you understand?
they're a bunch of pretentious undergrads attending third rate universities who need to shit on genre fiction in order to shore up their fragile egos
and doubtless their sad little third rate 'professors' will prop up their baseless snobberies in order to justify getting paid by whatever clown college they work for
my english dos at cambridge was a big fantasy fan and he's the main reason I decided to do my phd in anglo-american fantasy literature

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>Unless all those caches are close to each other there is no way word and those pyromancers would get around fast enough to ignite everything before Tywin got to anyone
Well I guess we just have to agree to disagree at this point. They clearly designed the caches so a single spark couldn't nuke all of King's Landing, with many failsafes in place but if you want to keep thinking otherwise, you can. We got details on how it wasn't possible due to distance between them, failsafes like the collapsing ceilings, we saw one cache explode on screen without nuking all of King's Landing (or even "a quarter" of it like you first posted), etc. I can't do much more to convince you otherwise at this point.
Here, take a Roy Dotrice for a lively conversation.

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>Khaleesi...come closer
>The nomad shitkins...the dothraki...I tried to make sure that all of those subhumans died in the charge...
>But *coughs up blood*
>But I think a few may have survived...I'm so sorry Khaleesi...please make sure they are all dead for me
>Please...and the castrated niggers too, please check that none of them are alive...this is my last wish, my Khaleesi...
>The Andal Man's burden Khaleesi....
*looks at camera*
>the darkies from the summer isles, the shitskins of essos, the chinks from yi ti, it's our duty to rule them
>non white races shall not despoil westeros
>goodbye Khaleesi....

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>mfw Jorah Brownsbane "whitebringer" failed to kill all the Dothraki and unsullied.

"Failure in love, failure in life, failed protector of the realm, here lies Ser Jorah, he never scored"

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bran

APOLOGIZE

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>Hear nothing for weeks except how I have to watch season 8
>"You won't believe who dies!"
>Finally catch up
>Main villain is dead already
>Got killed by a girl jumping out of a tree
>Show is basically over
>Just aristocrats arguing again
>The hero is retarded
>The entire show is secretly about Cercei
>Its a comedy of errors but with skeletons and dragons

At least I'll have something to mock in the pub this Friday.

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Hold the digits! Hold the digits!

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I read the book before the show came out... I think I read them around 08 or 09? I would occasionally see it recommend here, I don't think it was on Yea Forums because I think it wasn't around back then, but I remember the series being brought up positively when the subject of fantasy literature would come up. Thinking about it, I believe it must have been in Yea Forums threads discussing the TV adaptation. I remember the "I hope the Trollocs don't look too fake" meme.

reveal he was euron all along

Cuck jon

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Arya, you know it to be true

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I saw people talking about it on a forum, and it got me interested because Boromir was in it. I started watching towards the end of the season 1.

what's wrong with the unsullied? They're not going to be reproducing

The lack of Victorian

Imagine becoming bored with making the most successful, popular, and critically acclaimed show in recent times, and instead of stepping down to let others do the story and the author justice, you decide to crash it with no survivors

Contempt, that is all I feel towards Dabid

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You gain wight, but you don't get fat (especially on your face) just because you're pregnant
SHE GOT FAT

What's a dos

>Daario takes over the golden company
>Grey Worm fucks off back to the summer isles
>Barristan comes back to life and joins Cersei
>Drogo comes back to life and rapes her

It just keeps happening

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A PREGNANT WILDLING WHORE ON AN OPEN FIELD, NED

based

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Nah they are gonna dp her.

>clearly designed the caches so a single spark couldn't nuke all of King's Landing, with many failsafes in place
Lol wot? What failsafes and what indication do you have that it was designed so it wouldn't nuke everything. What spark are you talking about anyway, they're hidden very well in dark places only the pyromancers knew

I hope Mommy burns them all!

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Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

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They are family now and that's kinda ew.

Besides in the books it's implied he has always had the fantasy of cumming in these lips.

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*COUGH*

AHHHHHHGGGHGHHHHH

*WHEEZE*

S-SAVE ME

*VOMITS*

LITTLEFINGER

*COUGHS*

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GODS I AM STRONG NOW

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Have sex with black men.

THE WHORE IS PREGNANT

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Wish me and by brother were this close

both of these are bad also
>reddit filename

director of studies
basically your main teacher
or a 'tutor' to oxford twats

I'm a /his/fag and my (now ex)gf dragged me into seeing it, while I kept whining that fantasy is shit and that if we were gonna watch something set in a medieval setting we might as well watch The Tudors which is much better.

Two episodes in I was hooked in.

Pic is just to get your attention.

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yikes

lay off the onions for fucks sake

why does coughposting exist

we're two episodes away from the finale, you ain't finding out shit
you'll not learn anything more about the first men, the children of the forest and the white walkers
you won't learn anything more about the night king and his motivations
you won't learn anything more about what the fuck brann actually is and what his importance is
you won't get an azor reveal
you won't even get an azor reference
you won't find out anything about the lord of light or any other mystical force in the got universe
you won't see varys and littlefinger's scheming come to any significant fruition or have any impact in a wider scope
in all likeness at this point there won't even be a reveal about tyrion being the mad king's bastard and jaime being the prophesized killer of cersei
in fact I think if you walked about to benioff or weiss right now and mentioned that they wouldn't remember what the hell you're talking about

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KEK
Sasuga Bobbyposters

Wait a minute.....

How did Tyrion know Cersei is pregnant
:O

>Jaime could have had a happy ending with Brienne
>He leaves

GOD DAMN IT BROS

we're bored, have you seen the state of the show

>Pic is just to get your attention.

On a scale of one to ten, I'd eleven her twelve

Bros how smart of an idea is deciding my political allegiance based on how cute the figurehead is

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*Oh, and Cersei's sept explosion is a show invention anyway, the cache under the sept was removed in the books, this is D&D OC so of course it's not gonna go beyond what they want to do for the plot. Same reason wildfire isn't gonna destroy king's landing now despite Dany attacking it.

This

She told him last season, speedwatcher

The user is tired. See him to his chambers.

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who the hell cares

Why didn't we get a scene in Essos of Dany sexually experimenting with Missandei? Or the canonical scene of Cersei lezzing it up with that Myrish whore?

Nobody is impressed that you spent all that time and money on a meme degree just to still wind up the Yea Forums version of a capeshitter.

I AM NOT TIRED!

Now that Starbucks is officialy canon in GoT, you think they sponsor Dany's campaign?

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????????????

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It worked for Jon Snow so why not

Post yfw Dany burns them all.

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Yes, but I wanted one with Missandei

>tyrion being the mad king's bastard
You don't actually believe this, do you?

what the fuck is this thing supposed to do? half of them don't even look sharpened

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>Two episodes in I was hooked in.
How many episodes have you watched?
Pro tip: It's only worth watching up to season 4.

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>Dragons are suppose to be invincible in the air so there's no reason why she should have given a single fuck.

TYRION HAS BEEN WARNING HER FOR 3 FUCKING SEASONS ABOUT THIS

FUCK YOU

Reminder that the Jon Dany romance is entirely the making of D&D and is show only. Meant only to throw us off the fact Dany would go crazy and that there will be no happy ending for them. The fact they can't figure out on their own that a marriage would solve their problems is not something George himself wouldn't deal and play with.

>no Howland Reed

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Wanting is just an excuse for not doing

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*STARKbucks*

>Jon x Arya is literally canon
holy mother of shit taste, what the fuck is shit bullshit

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Dany, you're gonna have a bad time

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>to find another qt kissed by fire gf

Sansa's right there.

it would require a giant at least this tall to aim that scorpion at the right angle to hit them

its basically only good for shooting stuff above or straight on

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i love you brother, i hope things get better for you

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But she didnt have sex with Euron until this season


lol

Is there any doubt now that Jorah was always Dany's moral compass? Remember what happened last he wasn't around?

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I am so tired of normieplebs whining about how Jon sent Ghost north

did they REALLY want Ghost to go south with Jon and die there? because that's what would have happened.
I'm glad Ghost gets to live back in his homeland.

Who thought this dialogue was OK?

They can shoot the dragon fine more or less
For the soldiers they can just use their archers after the dragon is done

Ghost will probably have another scene with Jon if he does go North of the wall / Night's Watch

Which episode this occurred?

Post absolute kino scenes
youtu.be/cudxwhDO0gQ

Or someone can bring a ladder

This is definitely a scene I could see in the earlier seasons, I stopped watching at 5

She was already pregnant from Jaime before that, speedwatcher
Now you have to go back

Thanks for the warning but I'm a raging /got/ regular now. I watched the whole thing because DABID already made me waste years of my life so I might as well stick around to watch this shitpile crash and burn.

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i just wanted him to pet ghost

>why didn't Dany notice the fleet of ships approaching while flying
>why didn't Dany wait and gather the troops from places like Dorne that pledged themselves to her cause and have a fully intact army
>why didn't she go meet up with Yara's fleet before sailing South
>why didn't Dany use her dragons to siege KL and destroy any outgoing or incoming ships forcing them to give up Cersei or starve
>why doesn't Dany use her black scaled dragon to attack at night and destroy all of the ballista and ships of her enemies

I think White Walkers needs only a touch to shatter. -David Benioff

S1, episode 3 or 4

Thanks, but I don’t believe they will :( at least I can shitpost with you, friend

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Fucking pleb. Jonarya is patrician. I'm betting that's who Jon will find up North with Tormund, Ghost and Nymeria too

>What failsafes
Distance being the main one. King's Landing is huge, they want caches under prime targets liek The Sept, the Dragon Pit, and the Red Keep. The ceilings to snuff out accidental ignitions as well.
>what indication do you have that it was designed so it wouldn't nuke everything.
Common sense, but I'm pretty sure they go into great detail in the books about this while talking about it before the Battle of the Blackwater.
>Same reason wildfire isn't gonna destroy king's landing now despite Dany attacking it.
I actually have high hopes of this happening, user. I hope she comes in all Mad Queen and shooting Dragonfire everywhere and ignites a fuck load of caches, destroying King's Landing, murdering hundreds of thousands, and making everyone realize that she really is mad now.

>Jon promise dont tell Dany your a Dragonblood
>Jon promise not tell your sisters you're a dragon born
>sisters promise not to tell Jon is Targaryon
>Tyrion pls dont tell anyone but Jon is dragon borne
>Verys don't tell no one
>haha lolno

fuck this episode

youtube.com/watch?v=5rEWHmK2X0A

Nothing else. No other reason. Shit was hot. Then she got all prude in S2 after people called her fat. Rest of the story was pretty much a snoozefest.

Never watched S3 or most of 4. BOOOORING.

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why not just make a bunch of fucking marbles and throw them at them, shit clearly works on wights when it shouldn't. didn't the show also make the point of obsidian doing fuck-all against wights?

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You get to go back in past and warn your younger self about this show, what do you tell yourself

You get all that is the character of Viserys in 2 minutes desu (plus I like the use of the Mormont's words)
youtu.be/G6z0LCdbq_o

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Superficial side character was much easier to enact than the actual Euron. Besides he is not much more than a plot device and was introduced at the "let's get it over with" part of the show. If five more seasons were produced as GRRM had hoped for maybe we could have gotten a faithful adaptation.

Why the FUCK does Sansa hate Dany so much

>after people called her fat
She's fat.

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>S2 after people called her fat
What? like her fertility pouch just hanging there while Drogo went to town?
Shit was hot and based

When's his big reveal coming?

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>It's only worth it for the memes

>>why didn't Dany notice the fleet of ships approaching while flying
they were hidden between the channel below

>>why didn't Dany wait and gather the troops from places like Dorne that pledged themselves to her cause and have a fully intact army
they addressed this in the episode

>>why didn't she go meet up with Yara's fleet before sailing South
that is on the other side of westeros

>>why didn't Dany use her dragons to siege KL and destroy any outgoing or incoming ships forcing them to give up Cersei or starve
that is the plan but they were just going to dragonstone to resupply before the attack. someone (varys or sansa tipped of euron and cersei which is why they knew where dany would be). dont even greentext about how, just go limp

>>why doesn't Dany use her black scaled dragon to attack at night and destroy all of the ballista and ships of her enemies
she still might tune in next week to find out

what

God, it feels like a completely different show. I miss it.

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>You get to go back in past and warn your younger self about this show, what do you tell yourself
No matter how bad you think it is, it will always get worse.

Sansa was ready to be a queen until Dany showed up.

question for bookfags
does euron actually go that way in the books by pledging for cersei and wanting to fug da quin or is that entire arc made up for the show?
euron is by far the most despicable character imo, both in universe and in terms of writing

It's clear this show should've been 9 seasons, bare minimum, with 7 and 8 not being shortened. This had to have been a budget issue, with HBO no longer being able to afford the $1M+ per episode for most of the main cast. It's the only explanation for how rushed the home stretch is.

can someone do a better edit? mine turns out shit

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Checked.

They placed wildfire everywhere user, it just includes main places too

>So His Grace commanded his alchemists to place caches of wildfire all over King's Landing. Beneath Baelor's Sept and the hovels of Flea Bottom, under stables and storehouses, at all seven gates, even in the cellars of the Red Keep itself.

I don't remember anything about ceilings, how would that work anyway, you set off the cache and you drop the ceiling on it where it'll burn also?

>ignites a fuck load of caches
Doesn't sound like it happens if people bother gathering inside of King's Landing to have a trial and make a council

Arya kills LF and NK

episode 3 ruined my expectations, but they gave me the #1 thing on my list of wants.

Now he just has to craft his own antler helmet

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Because she’s a dumb thot with dragons that is tearing apart her family she finally got back together.

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It's so funny watching people who still take this show seriously reacting to it. The lamentations of the women and the nu-males when Rhaegal dies, it's, dare I say it, beautiful.

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so why didn't they stop all the other stuff in the meantime

Will there be a Deus Ex Machina moment in the next episode? Like Rhaegal returning or something?

No, Sansa promised not to tell her what Jon would tell, but it was Bran who spilled the beans
Our 1000 IQ girl showing off ho much she's smart yet again

Fuck this scene still makes me cry. This was the last truly sad scene in the show

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He is very different in the books, as in he is actually fucking insane. His arc is different too.

>What made you start watching this show?
If we're going to be 100% honest here, memes aside, the only reason I felt at all compelled to watch this show was because of how cute bran was in the opening scene of some shitty trailer I watched.

That's unironically the -only- reason i decided to pick up the show. Apart from that, I also had a close irl friend who was begging me to watch this show with him for a while as well, but I wasn't at all interested until I saw bran.

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>Spent her time in King’s Landing shit on by Cersei
>Becomes Cersei in the end

Jon should kill Sansa instead

The entire plot so I can spoil it here and warn all of you. I'll be heralded as a fucking legend. Imagine getting "Bad pussy" right years ahead of time, having people not believe me that Arya gets stabbed multiple times and can go freerunning the next day. Legendary

nobody knows what euron is going to do and nobody ever will for sure, anyone who tells you otherwise is delusional or lying

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No, Book Euron is in the process of attempting to use the Others' invasion of Westeros as a sacrifice so he can become God, like Griffith.

>half of our people died and didn't get to see the rape
>he won't let me see it cause I pushed him out of a window

Rhaegar was dead at that point and Lyanna knew that the other baby Aegon was not going to survive the pillage of King's Landing

show euron is about as far from eccentric as you can get

it's actually so pathetic that his MAIN characteristic is being horny all the time

cringe

Perfect. Long live Aegon, Sixth of his Name!

kys

it was recommended to me. saw sean bean was main character.

solid. much better than anything the blowhards her try to meme

>not even certified fresh on RT
>that abysmal audience score for the final season of one of the most popular shows
>every episode so far has one of the lowest episode ratings on imdb of the whole series

What went so horifically wrong lads?

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pedo but he is cute

All the "Winter is coming" shitty memes on Yea Forums and Funnyjunk 8 years ago made me want to check it out. What a shame.

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Not gonna lie, former GoT fan here. This is fucking hilarious to watch this show crash and burn. But in all seriousness we can't let DABID get away with this.

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Why won't sempai notice her?

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Bronn is the instigator of doom

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All the talk about the Red Wedding made me give it a shot. Last of episode of season 3 was when I started. Very confusing, but it got me invested.

Honestly, the Dany-Sansa rivalry feels contrived and uninteresting. This episode actually focused more on Dany and her entourage's own inner struggles and it makes for much more interesting dilemmas. Best I've ever enjoyed the Dany storyline in a LONG time. It brings to mind her early story trying to govern Astapor and Meereen

Imagine the smell

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ATTAINABLE

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am I the only one who hates Tyrion? Why does everyone love the quipping midget so much?

i hereby claim her as my autismfu

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It’s the most realistic writing in the last two seasons though. Two alpha chicks can’t stand each other solely because they both want to be the alpha in the room so they begin undermining each other

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Fucking kek. Someone should make an edit of him eating the cup.

queen of burgers

>What went so horifically wrong lads?

Themes are for 8th graders incel

GREAT POST

He doesn't seem like he's very interested in the show these days.

Why do you defend shitty writing? Oh ur a retarded troll, never post again incel

>Someone should make an edit of him eating the cup.
already keking lmao xD

They became aware that they have no idea how to end it and that they've spent the last few seasons doing basically nothing but dragging it out and now they can't do that

>ran out of money for cgi wolves
>ran out of money for wights
>ran out of money 2 cgi dragons
>ran out of money for cgi soldiers

Where is the money going???

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>They placed wildfire everywhere user, it just includes main places too
Well... I dunno maybe I need to reread the books a bit. I was under the impression it was only mini-nukes to erase the very important parts of KL, not be a giant nuke to erase all of King's Landing with one single spark from a Pyromancer under orders. I thought they were tactical bombs to stop troops that already broke the gates and were advancing. You'd blow up this section of KL once the troops were over it. It would provide tactical advantages but also destroy their morale so they wouldn't want to push through to the Red Keep. Worst case, you commit sudoku so they can't take you alive.

>I don't remember anything about ceilings, how would that work anyway, you set off the cache and you drop the ceiling on it where it'll burn also?
It was meant to try to snuff out accidental ignitions. Whether it was ever effective or not isn't clear, but hey, might as well try.

>Doesn't sound like it happens if people bother gathering inside of King's Landing to have a trial and make a council
Well shit, I'll never get the ending I want then. Damn it.

They loved him from his s1-4 performance and refuse to update their love after seeing his descent into funny drinky short man

euron's cock cgi

Did... did he just cum?

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I wish I’d never seen it. Fucking nonsense and it’s getting worse.
“Let’s just let the dragons flap around and die for no reason”

"Quite a castle, dragonstone, is it not, Daenerys? I too often found myself wondering in these very halls, of what i was to do, of the injustices done to me, same as those done to you, of how i sacrificed what i loved the most, the seed of my own blood, my child, so my treacherous advisors could fulfill their delusions of gods and destiny. How i was refused at every turn, all while knowing i was in the right, and they were in the wrong, but like you, i decided to go forward, only forward. The pain of being denied what is rightfully yours after so much suffering, so much sacrifice, so much struggle. But our destinies are not yet done, daenerys, if that raven boy and his fat writer is to be believed, there must always be a night kig, and... a night queen. All the wrongs must be put right, with fire and ice. Come with me to the north, dragon queen, and let's join our righteous fury so take revenge upon those who have so grievously tricked and betrayed us. Fallen heroes we are, and we must fulfill our duty, no? Big or small, we must do our duty."

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I read the books 15 years ago. Checked the fan forums occasionally to see if that fat bastard had finished Dance with Dragons yet. Saw news about the show in pre-production and that Sean Bean was in it. Thought "well at least we'll get some sort of ending this way". Silly me.

THE KRAKEN’S COCK! LONG MAY HE REIGN

You now remember Daenerys' stunt double

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Because Daenerys is a fucking child and Sansa realizes she is not only an outsider but wants the north to bend the knee in the end as well. Seriously I cannot understand how anyone likes Dany, she's always been an annoying child throwing tantrums.

>REEE WHY WON'T JON BEND THE KNEE
>JON BLS DONT TELL ANYONE I BEG OF YOU
>THE NORTH WILL BOW TO THEIR NEW QWEEEEEEEEEN
>BURN THEM ALL BURN THEM ALL BURN THEM ALL

oof

you don't know that

BASED

>Is there anyone in 8 seasons of this show, or in world's lore, that Bronn couldn't just casually kill?

He is a highly skilled merc, who uses every advantage at his disposal to win, which makes him a threat to many honor bound knights. He bested one of the better fighters in the vale in single combat, and has fought more than most. Still, the Hound, the Mountain, Loras, and Brienne would probably beat him in single combat. Peak Jamie would have surely beaten him, as it's canon he is the greatest living fighter. Off handed Jamie would get smoked against Bronn. Bariston Selmy, who is a better fighter could probably beat him too if he expected Bronns tricks. This is single combat tho.

Bronn would probably stab them in the back or while they were sleeping, or during dinner.

Why did they kill Miss Andy and not Gay Worm?

What does this facial expression convey?

I'm autistic and can't tell

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Jesus Christ that pic

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>3/4 episodes this season are in the bottom 10 on IMDB

Have D&D finally gone too far?

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Angery Dany is cute.

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Selmy spent his whole life murking punks, he'd have an easier time with Bronn than against a skilled knight like Dayne

>Varys is for the Realm
>served Aerys faithfully and never betrayed or poisoned him
>even pointed out more people for him to burn
LMAO. D&D are hacks. What, was he intentionally making him get even crazier so people would turn against him, knowing he had wildfire everywhere to kill everyone?

Ye

he literally trained jaime to use his non dominant hand in order to fight. bronn could fuck him in two without a problem.

Why, what were you thinking?

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Literally die

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looks like she's taking a shit

>I HAVE BECOME A GOBLIN

>Thrice Ned saw Ser Gregor aim savage blows at the hound’s-head helmet, yet not once did Sandor send a cut at his brother’s unprotected face.
Reminder that Cleganebowl is a bullshit ending to the Hound’s story

I prefer sad Dany.

No, the ratings don't reflect episode quality any more, they just reflect the butthurt feelings of a low IQ Danyfag audience

The 'top rated' episodes are also bullshit

The only people left that actually like Dany with unquestioning loyalty anymore are grey worm and the unsullied. Everyone else at least questions her to some regard. My guess is Tyrion knows Jon won’t just give Bronn highgarden, and needs Dany. I don’t know why I care anymore. I almost didn’t even watch this week.

those screams of horror

they're better than the episode itself

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>but wants the north to bend the knee in the end as well.
Which Jon as KITN already did. Its already done. Dany held her end and showed up with her full force and commited literally everything she had to save Jon/Winterfell/the World.

Its fucking bonkers, her own brother is giving the queen the longclaw and she wants Dany to get fucked. And for what?
To put Jon on a throne he doesn't want and will resent them all for forcing him to?

If Salsa really cared about securing peace/the north she'd actually use what she learned from Cersie and Ollenna to get Jon to stop bitching about the incest and busy putting a stark babe in the queens cunt, or failing that getting herself named the Queens concubine to bear her (stark) heirs

>North bends the knee to Boltons
>don't side with Jon when he wants it back
>Jon and Littlefinger get it back using nonNorthern troops
>northerners get uppity about muh Northern Independence
>Jon bends the knee to save their lives
>it works
>Sansa is still uppity about shit she did nothing for
>Arya is also uppity about shit did had nothing to do with
>refuse to acknowledge or show literally any respect and follow convention
>this is somehow not bad
LMAO

You literally can't watch everything in that amount of time.

My family. I didn't start watching till season 3. Then I went back and watched everything and was hooked on the show. I read the books after I got caught up and have watched regularly since then.

I’m glad everyone is seeing that Dany is a tyrant, but the episodes are still shit. This whole season should have been the long night. Starting episode one and ending episode 10.

Holy fuck I just realized Bronn made up the Riverrun thing so Tyrion would cut him an even better deal

dany was the only threat capable of fucking up everything

And? Book and series are two different things to everyone, just chill and enjoy the rpg tier conclusion.

Based Bronn

>ywn talk to dany at the party because you're to intelegent too enjoy drunken northmen and you share in your loneliness and she drunkenly follows you outside and confides her insecurities and you become her toyboy and convince her to attack kings landing at night and she wins and everyone's happy and you live happily ever after

First off, checked.
Second off I agree, this entire conflict just feels forced and dumb.

This fuck Jon Snigger I hope he gets Cers’d.

DUDE LONE WOLVES DIE BUT THE PACK SURVIVES ARISEN

Who has the time and inclination write such a thing?

>Arya praised as the hero of Winterfell
>Not Theon, who defended Bran-the rightful Lord of Winterfell, might I add-and died fighting the Night King, buying Arya time to attack

Reeee, the best actor and character on the show as of season 8 gets no recognition. I'm drunk right now and getting angry over it. Fucking disgraceful.

They've written themselves into a corner with Varys. By removing all the Young Griff and all the Blackfyre shit it removes his only possible motivation. I'm surprised they didn't just kill him 2 seasons ago.

ARYA nude scene

galavanting with my big cock

>gets no recognition
>Not dropped in the sea as a rightful Ironborn
>Not given a crypt as a Stark
b-b-but she pined a Direwolf to his chest as they burned him
thats basically the same right?

For those of you who believe the leaks aren’t real, reassure me please.

They basically did, he felt like a background character for a while, and then this episode he suddenly started existing again.

What's the end for Qyburn?

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my girlfriend at the time wouldn't shut up about the new season coming soon so we marathoned 1-4 and i thought it was an alright show. i think the sex scenes are pointless and 1 hour episodes are excessive. said they needed to fix the pacing, she thinks my opinion is dumb. fast forward a few years and we've broken up but are still fighting, i spoiled season 7 for her and she never talked to me again

They ran out of time to establish a normal dialogue between warring factions so they had to innovate. It sucks but that what it was.
In the books Euron will use a storm to hide his fleet and dragonbinder, and then Cersei will send Dany Melissandry's head in a box or whatever, but they ran out of material and HBO got sold so they dialed it in.

Maybe I should avoid watching the ending and just wait for the books

even if the ending is the same, the buildup will definitely be better

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From what I remember, Aerys was kind of like Caligula, who started our okay, but became insane after illness.

that must have been a slap in the face to her actress

Based

>Varys: I've served tyrants most of my life. They all talk about destiny.

Is that true?
>Aerys. Definitely a tyrant. Definitely talked about destiny.
>Robert. Not a tyrant. Didn't talk about destiny.
>Joffrey. Definitely a tyrant. Didn't talk about destiny.
>Tommen. Not a tyrant. Didn't talk about destiny.
>Daenerys. Possibly a tyrant. Definitely talked about destiny.

Illness and being kidnapped by duskendale

I feel like if he was going to leave, they didn't have to make him fuck Brienne. Either
>Fuck and stay
>Don't fuck and leave

She could still be upset about him leaving, they just had to throw in him pumping and dumping while she's having a meltdown in the courtyard.

Wtf how does a random dude who doesn't even was on Winterfell battle enters with a weapon charged in his hand to the room of the Hand of the Queen to threat him, punches him, shoots an arrow and walks away, what preven Tyrion and Jamie to run behind them and shout "Capture that Mercenary!!" ??

LINK THE NEW THREAD BEFORE I PISS MESELF

No point user, better to accept it and be pleasantly surprised if they're fake, which they won't be, than to be in denial and be crushed that much more when it turns out they're true

Well destiny for Robert might be him drunkenly rambling about Lyanna for the thousandth time

Why was the undead dragon even an issue then they could have just rained dragonglass arrows down on that fucker even if one arrow just grazed it it’s fucked
????

He gets killed by Ser Gregor, Frankenstein's monster style.

But Varys still supported and served him when he was fully mad knowing these people he was naming were being burned alive

They had to give braimefags something before they ripped it away, just like gendrya

>Now she won't talk to me ever again
You did the right thing bro

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You think that, but it's actually just that the writers couldn't remember what he was promised, so they threw that in there.

I'm gonna watch, it will be a while until George finishes but I don't think it will be as long as people think. I think both books will be released in the next 5 years.
George has the endings he just is having a problem connecting the story currently to the ending. Once the next one is finished the next one will be written by proxy.

why did arya go south without raping gendry again? her mana will be running low

...

this legit looks like a porn parody with the guard in the back

>What made you start watching this show?
Dany slurping her cracked lips on that delcious STARBUCKS coffee
>now time for me to go back and binge the rest of the series

Daily reminder that in the books tormund gets killed instead of mance who gets glamoured by melissandre into tormund.

>Davos=Stannis

Agreed. Obviously they can't do both, but at least bury him in the Crypts. He was de-facto Lord of Winterfell at one point, so at least honour that-or if not that, at least his sacrifice-b burying him in the Crypts of Winterfell.

You're about right. Any episode after season 4 is much shittier than any of seasons 1-4.

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post more bobby

all over my face

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I don't need this shit right now.

What the fug
Explain to me how Euron teleported from Dragonstone to King's Landing in a single scene

no

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How old are you?

>me on the right

You said it already
>teleports

and begin growing tall.....

Don’t question anything in episode 3. Nothing makes sense.
>let’s put the people who can’t fight in the crypts full of dead people
>let’s put our Calvary in front of our army instead of the sides
>let’s not give our Dothraki dragonglass weapons, and instead just hope a miracle happens that light their swords on fire
>let’s not put the catapults behind the trench of fire
And for the night king
>could’ve just stayed home and won the fight with literally no risk
>could’ve attacked kings landing instead, and built a second army in the south to hedge his bets.
>could’ve just seiged winterfell and starved them out.

based and Aegon pilled

So can Dany, Tyrion and everyone on those ships last night. They ALL teleported their ships to dragonstone from WInterhold. That trek in the first season took 1 full year on horseback on the Kings Road to go from witnerfell to Kings Landing. But now it happens instantly. Why didn't Dany Tell Sansa that their armies c an rest on the trek down to Kings Landing because it takes a year to get there? I still find it hilarious they tried to tell the audience that Sansa is the smartest person on the show after already showing Tyrion as being the most intelligent. Hilarious how they tried to retcon that.

king

Figures Bonbi would make a much better Dany

no its that lord of bones guy

I read up to AFFC like 2 or 3 years before the show came out. I actually didn't like the show at first but it grew on me (until it turned to shit around S4-S5).

Rattleshirt

>Sunset found her...

Let me say again
I HAD NOT BEEN ANGRY
SINCE I CAME TO HBO
UNTIL THIS INSTANT

From what I remember, riding on the kings road from winterfell to kings landing takes a few months.