*teleports behind you*

is that the crossbow that required that fancy tool to reload properly?

This, plus I think they used a pump action shotgun sound while he was reloading off camera.

Most crossbows require some sort of tool to reload, either a winch or lever to pull the string back.

it makes no sense he was literally threatening them, though. he's been buddies with them for a long time now and he knows they make good on their word

Yeah that shit cracked me up

1 and a half

Qyburn upgraded this crossbow into a prototype miniature semi-automatic dragonslayer ballista

Technically both are cripples

Note that this is the same crossbow Joffery had that used a goat's leg to reload, which is suddenly absent

>not having a 'boy' to bring him a second crossbow and struggle comically to reload the one bronn shot
these guys really have no idea how to write pleb tv

>my sister who's fucked with me before just sent who i thought was my friend to kill me
>guess that means i gotta go back to her now, i'm damaged and evil lol
brava chase. brava

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Well, we've reached a strange point where the writing is so bad and the characters are so inconsistent that I wouldn't have been surprised if he actually did kill one or both of them. It's almost like they've reintroduced tension into their scenes through the incompetency of the writers.

Something like this.

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That was ridiculous. This show sucks.

>pump action shotgun sound
Holy shit, you're right.

youtu.be/8N2n28XPoIc?t=121
what in the actual living fuck

All of their promises to him ended up falling through or something though. Its similar to the guy who chopped off jamies hand in one of the earlier seasons, hes just tired of all these smooth talking nobles' shit

This scene felt fucking comical

? He went after finding out Dany got unbushed, most likely to Cersei not join her

The bolt disappears and reappears between shots too, they've set a new bar with this episode

Why wouldnt Tyrion and Jaime call the guards and just have bronn executed?

Because they were at some tavern not winterfell

Why would the Queen's chief advisor be completely unguarded?

I dunno, he's still a m8 even if he's kind of a shit person.

A dwarf and a cripple? Yeah, my money's on Bronn.

Bronn possibly betraying them wouldn't be weird. Bronn simply running in with a crossbow, saying "do this at a later time, or I'll kill you now" is weird. There's nothing holding them to keeping that promise, they can set people up to be on the lookout for him.

Bronn wouldn't be so stupid, at least before this season.

i like the portrayal of bronn as basically a superhuman soldier. it's fun. when everyone is pulling lord of the rings level plot armor and battle prowess like in the battle of winterfell it kind sucks though

tyrion uses something similar to that in the show when he shot tywin

one knew a guy who cut his thumb have off with a modern crossbow

That wasn't The Hound, you dingus.
It was that Night's Watch recruiter who picked up Arya at the end of season 1

Highgarden?

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>Cersei is thrown out
>Bronn appears to Tyrion
>Wassup my man what about mah fancy cast-
>ded

genius

it's not fucking joffrey's crossbow you retard. it's a qyburn prototype semi-automatic crossbow. do you know how this show works, user?

HA. holy fuck

Ew. What happened?

The hound shit talked people shooting bolts tho so fuck you it counts autistic incel

do they have a warp gate from the north to the king's landing

*blocks your path*

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It's a good thing he showed up after all the zombies were gone

This show must have a shit budget for how well its doing

lost her make up artists, cgi, push up bras

HOLY FUCKING SHIT

HOW CAN GOT EVER RECOVER FROM THI-
Who am I kidding? Normies will continue to eat this shit up.

That's the sound a modern crossbow would make, not a wooden one

It belows to Sam now. I hope Pod kills Bronn

Fucking amazing how suddenly the writers are dropping all the attention to detail with medieval weaponry and falling into the shitty trope of characters treating bows and crossbows like guns.

Wouldn't other lords from the Reach throw a hissy fit if some rando got the best land in the kingdom?
Why are they even entertaining this?
Just send 20 good men to kill him after he leaves teh room.

>speed watching the good seasons just for this

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this
Jaime could have died that scene purely because the writers are incompetent retards

That was Yoren he was killed by amory tywins bannerman

Wrong. It helped make Jaime go south and kill his sister. Just as Mr Q had planned.

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all three of them knew nobody would die

Dear god, make it stop.

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She got nice milf legs

I keep telling these simps to stop thirsting after those attention whores. They look like shit without their makeup departments

the only really stupid thing about this scene was reloading the crossbow
I can see Bron being completely fed up with the whole affair at this point

>that obvious coke bloat
fuck degenerate celebrities