What's the most kino park and most kino ride?

Yup. I went and saw the same one when I was in the third grade, and it's the only time I've experienced actual fear for my life from something that couldn't even hurt me.

100% wrong. That honor belongs to Splash Mountain. 20 minute ride, great story, excitement, and classic reference to racism.

Its a shame that due to Disney mantaining their family friend reputation they will probably will never give a serious shot as a scary ride again, they could do some good atmospheric stuff without having to resort to jumpscare fests like Halloween mazes

>Tower of Terror is definitely the most kino ride.
I dont get it, I never understood this.

Its a fucking elevator!!! I was never more mad than I was after leaving that ride at the waste of time I spent there when there is so much more to see.

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>kidani village
Post animales

Its the whole experience before the elevator itself

Bait or retarded. The cables on the top and bottom of the ride vehicle pull it down faster than gravity, in a randomized pattern. They also move forward through the show scenes.

By definition the most kino park is Hollywood Studios, because the park is all about movies. However, all the attractions related to moviemaking are gone, so until Star Wars Land is open there isn't enough to do there.
The most kino park in the colloquial Yea Forums meaning of the term is Animal Kingdom for many reasons, one of which being Pandora.

>Bait or retarded. The cables on the top and bottom of the ride vehicle pull it down faster than gravity, in a randomized pattern. They also move forward through the show scenes.
Yea well that didnt phase me at all, I guess for people with a fear of heights thats a thing? Im not sure but I didnt feel ANY terror nor was I entertained.

>Its the whole experience before the elevator itself
A dark room and moving lights? I think your thinking of the haunted mansion, there isnt much I recall before the elevator?

>until Star Wars Land is open
Noone wants to go celebrate how JJ and Disney destroyed star wars user. That park is DOA.

>universal studios orlando is the most kino park, most kino ride is unironically the 3d spiderman one
this. disney is fine if you're 7 years old or brain damaged but universal studios is where it's at, even if it does have a lot of lame sections like the dr. seuss section. also RIP the terminator 2 3d attraction.

if you didn't grow up watching The Twilight Zone you won't really "get" it, the whole ride from the theming to the story is taken from the show
it's just a fancy drop coaster with elaborate theming, pretty standard amusement park fare

For me its Expedition Everest.
A shame that the yeti animatronic will be forever left abandoned.

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Was gonna post this

>not just going to IoA and BG
fucking tourists lol

>sprays water in your face

That will be $399 plus tip

only been to disneyland cause im a califag
but not in many years, big thunder mountain railroad is extremely comfy at night

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Universal has gotten rid of most of its kino ride in exchange of SCREENS

Fuck Iger and fuck Chapek! Insiders have said the yeti has been easily removed and reinstalled OVERNIGHT, and the maintenance delay is literally just manageement not seeing any potential return on investment for repairing the animatronic.
Source: forums.wdwmagic.com/threads/expedition-everest-effects-status-watch.171808/post-8657766

Tell that to the hordes lining up at 4 or 5 AM at the gates of Studios every day after August 28th.

Have you at least been to KBF?

Egh. Not him, but I grew up with Twilight Zone. It does a fantastic job at the creepy atmosphere, and the queue has some great easter eggs to the show, but the story is shit and doesn't do well to mimic the show.

Storylines from the show generally broke down into: plot twist episode, shitty person gets shit on episode, and happy but weird episode; and a chunk of them usually had some morality to it. The ride's story boils down to one day a random group of people in this hotel got fucked over by lightning hitting their elevator, now you're going to be hit with lightning in the elevator, except you get to survive. There's not much Twilight Zone style to the actual story outside of the Rod Serling imitation narration.

With regards to rides of the same vehicle system, GotG Mission Breakout may be a general downgrade, but its simpler but more thematically appropriate story is one of the few things it's done better than Tower of Terror.

DisneySea, and Journey to the Center of the Earth

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I went to Tokyo Diseysea last year and that park truly has flawless theming, its very impressive. Shame that their Tower of Terror was closed when I went, but I heard its mostly the same thing just with a different plot.

In the US it's probably the entire Harry Potter section at Islands of Adventure. Say what you want but all of that shit is really well done.

In the world, my favorite ride has to be the T Express in South Korea. Largest wooden rollercoaster in the world and man does that fucking thing feel like it's going to break down at any minute.

I was recently here with my senpai doing the princess run. it was amazing to run into the park after 15 years of not being there.

I think Disney either hits home for you or it doesn't. Since going as a kid its nice to come back and see it being upgraded and changed.

I was shocked by the amount of families and gay couples.

tl;dr
its a fun place to visit. I think everyone should check it out. especially you goyims haha

I'd disagree that the Twilight Zone theme doesn't work. Going from what you said, the Tower of Terror is something of a "plot twist episode," the twist being that by exploring an abandoned hotel with a grim history, you become another can become a permanent resident due to your curiosity. I think that's as good a facsimile of a Twilight Zone episode that you could expect from a theme park ride.
You're (the rider is) the main character of the ride's story, and you board the maintenance service elevator of an abandoned, haunted hotel you wandered into, because a TV in the abandoned library playing the introduction to a long-defunct television show told you to. The undead/ghostly bellhops (the WDW employee ride operators) help you board the elevator, and the ghosts of the 1939 lightning strike victims are beckoning you to join them in the Twilight Zone. Despite how wrong this should feel, you board the elevator and let it take you to the fifth dimension, barely surviving the consequences of your morbid curiosity.
>A warm welcome back to those of you who made it, and a friendly word of warning, something you won't find in any guidebook. The next time you check into a deserted hotel on the dark side of Hollywood, make sure you know just what kind of vacancy you're filling. Or you may find yourself a permanent resident... of the Twilight Zone

tower of terror is the greatest thing that MGM. Everyone else is just for kids.

The only thing I hated was compositing rod serling from film onto the "tape" they filmed the ride videos with. Looks so odd.
they need to update these parts.