So fucking gay

So fucking gay

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Shut up, moron. Thor turns out to be fat and lazy just like most modern men do. Now Captain Marvel has to pick up the slack and has become the most powerful of the Avengers. #ItsHerTurn

You gotta make sure that the man children that made this franchise a success dont feel bad about their dad bods.

What was he even upset about? That was so retarded. Endgame was the worst thing I’ve seen since Hobbit 3, both are very similar.
t. I thought Infinity War was sweet

>What was he even upset about?
He didn't aim for the head, dumbfuck

Anyone who uses the term “stan” unironically should be executed by firing squad

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What does it mean?

They clearly didn't want Thor to go weaponless given how quickly he got his axe and how quickly he got his hammer back in Endgame so why did he lose it in Ragnarok? They should have made it's loss temporary in Ragnarok and made him punished Thor who can no longer pick up the hammer out of guilt for not being able to stop Thanos, not being able to undo the snap, and not being able to protect his people. By the end he gets his hammer back though

Imagine the point you’d have to be at in life to unironically write that down and send it out for public consumption

>what was he even upset about
If he'd aimed a foot higher, trillions wouldn't have died. When he finally did kill Thanos, he didn't feel any better. All those people were still gone.

>Can we also stan Chubby Thor?

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It's the leftist blog normie equivalent of waifu

fucking zoomers stop making up words

>stan
what does this word mean

can we stop using language like "stan" to describe liking something like a bunch of jews trying to be niggers.

comes from the eminem song of the same name. as a noun just means "hardcore fan" and as a verb just means "be a fan of"

>nobody knows what stan means
Is "stan" already a boomer thing? Or is the average age on Yea Forums really 15?

Was his beard braided by thunder magic at the end?

stan is not a word. stop trying to pretend it is.

It's niggerspeak, coopted by insecure lefties on Twitter, to mean "applaud" or "aknowdledge in a positive manner"

In the span of like, 2 days he lost his father, hundreds of his people, his home, his eye, half of what remained of his people, his brother (a second time), and to top it all off he *just* missed preventing the death of literally half the entire universe.

He has surviver's guilt you fucking moron

no its not

Nice b8 m8, I r8 8/8

You know, thinking about it. How come literally the smartest and the strongest heroes ended up surviving the snap? It makes no sense at all.

Omni is an idiot. All fat Thor has to do is go back to basic and slowly but surely rebuild back his physique. He already has the based and structure for it while majority of the people in the world has a hard time getting anywhere near ripped.

>stan is not a word, stop trying to pretend it is
Pretending a word is a word is how language works

>getting fat means you're like hella sensitive
or maybe just you love food and booze

I don't think that was the point he was driving at

he's just another fragile wh*Toid male

Cringe

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*fucking niggers

How did he get his hammer back again? I thought his sister destroyed it.

Went back in time and stole it from himself

What a fucking pussy.

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>so why did he lose it in Ragnarok?
are you now realizing ranarok was pointless? nigga he loses a fucking eye, which changes nothing, then gets a new eye that changes nothing literally the next movie

this. The only thing keeping him going was rage and anger. After killing Thanos that was replaced with sadness.

Saw it twice, it definitely was. Fat, bearded, dual wielding Thor was his final form.