What the hell was Tinkerbell's problem? Why was she such a bitch?

What the hell was Tinkerbell's problem? Why was she such a bitch?

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White girls are the best girls in the world

She just needed some dick

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Napoleon syndrome to the extreme.
Plus it's a death sentence for her to take any dick but a bird or mouse's. You'd be pissed too.

womanlet syndrome

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

HORNY

AND

LONELY

She was a yandere.

It is interesting to note that animation is from the official studio, not some rule34 smut.

hard to find tinker bell webm

You got PROOF?

It's a well known fact most animation artists are horny & lonely posters.

She would have this look if it were made nowadays at Disney

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And they'd put a pair of pants on her.

so how come i'm not an artist then, huh?

And?
You do not know much about animators, do you?

Being an artist can make you horny & lonely, but being horny & lonely can't make you an artist.
What you're thinking of is called "meth".

the ass is fat

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>She

This looks like someone's shitty tracing of some shitty artist's work.

how do you think she would feel bros?
her whole body all wrapped around it and such

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That's a male

Probably like a child's tiny hand jerking you off.
Except without the crying & blubbering about the gun.

I want to _____ that fairy

LARGE

INSERTION

>hfw you cum inside

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That's not sexy at all

INFLATION

SIZE_DIFFERENCE

EXCESSIVE_PRECUM

BBC

INTERRACIAL

FUCKED_SILLY

UNCENSORED

MALE_DOM

the fuck was his problem?

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thanks

You & I can't be frens

good

Hot at first but ultimately unsatisfying for you both. Sure, you could coat her with your tongue while she squirms on it, but you both could never copulate and it would be frustrating.

It's basically just you hotgluing a soft little soft figurine over and over. Hot for a while, but not ever getting into those teeny pink pixie holes would be maddening.

Sexual frustration

>tfw no fairy gf that tries her hardest to pleasure your benis with her whole body

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>this was a wholesome film for children

Walt knew this, but it's ok to put some spice in the milk as well.

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You know she's got some fairy magic to make herself big enough to take the dick. Not too big though or that ruins the fun.

Back then, American society was more comfortable with beautiful, feminine women, and the men that loved them.

This guy fucks.

Little boys need to know what a beautiful woman looks like or else all they'll want when they grow up is a new Switch from their wife's boyfriend.

this thread is disgusting
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>women aren't allowed to be sexy anymore
Is this female empowerment?

Did she ever grow to normal size and fuck Peter?

She had the hots for Peter, and got mad when Wendy tried to cuck her by offering Peter a kiss.

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I don't know how to make webm's, sorry. That .gif was found in a google search.

I think the warped mindset is that the feminists are "rescuing" women from the ideals set on womanhood by men. And since men like women to be gentle and smooth and to beautify themselves and dress themselves up to put their sensuality on display (heels, lip stick, low cut necklines, etc), that objectification is seen as bad.

The thing is, in the animal kingdom, there is a sexual objectification that occurs. Us humans can think our way through it to other, deeper connections, but the sexes of creatures often objectify each other. In our case, women are objects of sex and nurturing, men as objects of industry and provision.

histrionic personality disorder

basically a THOT

It still is a wholesome film for children; before the lens that colors America as having slipped into total depravity and godlessness. The puritan impulse to banish sexuality from children's lives (and impossibility and one that is wreaking havoc on their emotional aptitude) makes something as innocent as Tinkerbell's child-bearing hips, obscene. Tinkerbell is now a commercial product packaged and sold to keep kids on the laptop/tv and not bothering mommy.

>implying my micropenis isn't the perfect fit

What does knowing about the source material got to do with the "animators" who made it?

>implying the first step is required for the second step to occur

/x/ here
In faerie mythology it isn't recommended to summon them because of how mischievous they are

Cute boi.

maybe for you but not for me

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How do I summon a succubus?

Dude, fairies stretch. Haven't you seen enough hentai to know this?

Based Walt calling out pedos subtly.

haha no, I need to watch some of that. But she would have to accommodate something the relative scale circumference of one of those yoga exercise balls. Lore-wise, are they just like little Elastigirls? No skeleton to ruin? lol

why wouldn't they be?

Fairies are pretty much like humanoid tenga eggs. You pull them over your dick and go to town.

Ok well in that case, I'm in.

The Lost Boys epitomized toxic masculinity

Caveat is that I feel like I'd still miss out on satisfying person-to-person hugs, kisses, spooning, and just those evolutionarily-satisfying positions…like when the girl wraps her legs around you and locks her ankles together. Or gripping the throat from behind with one hand, the ponytail's worth of hair with the other, and just driving until there's no where left to go.

All that replaced by a little squeaking tenga egg. Pros and cons.

Obviously not a BIG problem because here I am on Yea Forums overthinking crap like this and not getting laid tonight lol

She's a woman

he was a literal manchild

That's nigger tier.

#Cringe

but she would be with you wherever you go

yeah but it's hot

Black

Birds don't have penises

This old Disney movies are not make for children
The cultural ignorance sometime scares me.

yeah it was literally made for mature adults like us

>tfw thinking about bondage fairies

I think you're overanalyzing what he said, user.

>the Peter Pan sequels where Tinkerbell has been dead for years but Peter doesn't even remember her because of how Neverland fucks with your brain

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She was physically incapable of taking dick which she so desperately craved.

I'd have fucked the attitude right out of her.

>having huge hips with a tiny waist was undesirable back then
baby boomers were the original sóyboys

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>tink
>tiger lily
>mermaids
>wendy
Is Peter Pan actually a harem?

Peters a Chad, flying around, fighting grown men and partying all day.

I thought that was the point? Girls having dreams of a prettyboy whisking them away into a fantasy land in the middle of the night.

Why would God create a creature that longs for dick but cannot take one?

>still get a desk-lifting erection when remembering my blonde high school gf that would dress up as Tinkerbell with no panties

Why do women have to age past 16? Roasties are officially trash past age 20 now.

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I don’t know. Why would God create men who will never get laid?

was she smol?

That's literally not true but okay keep telling youself that while we have instagram THOTS and attention seekers running amuck on social media.
Girls still dress feminine and cute with the make up/cosmetics industry doing better than ever. But again, keep telling yourself that.

Do the chaste go to heaven?

It wasn’t by an official studio you fucking dumb lying mother fucker. It was done by an animator named Alvis Zennar or some shit, he’s a working animator alive today. He did it for fun

what a cute little slut

Imagine cumming on her so hard, it knocks her flat on her back with her legs spread wide open. Imagine her seething in frustration for gluing her wings together with your hot, sticky jizz, which is the fairy equivalent of a human girl getting mad because you came in her hair.

I want her to fist my urethra before giving me little fairy kisses.

So Tink died a lonely and horny virgin?

>having her fly around while you jerk off and try to knock her out of the air with your ejaculation

Apparently Tink was about 6 inches tall, which is actually a fairly decent size. She could definitely straddle your cock and rub her wet, throbbing hole up and down on your shaft until she felt the whole log throbbing and vibrating underneath her, which would only push her further to orgasm; and at the height of her pleasure, she would convulse and squirt on your red-hot length (the total amount equaling no more than a few drops worth of juice), losing strength in her upper body and lying face-forward on your heaving dick, spent and exhausted, as you bring yourself over the edge and squirt thick, sticky ropes of cum all over a printed out picture of her face (she hates it and doesn't understand why you want to degrade her picture like that). As her heart races from the power of your ejaculate, you would then lift her off your dick and wipe the remaining goo from the tip of your dick with her dress and her face (which would only arouse her even more to be so objectified and humiliated, no matter how much she flailed or pouted).

My first ever sex dream was about tinker bell. I think even in my childish fantasy she died from the dicking.

Imagine you're madly in love with this dude. But not only does he randomly keep importing new dudes to hang out with, but he even picks up a girl his own size--when you're to tiny his dick would kill if he so much as plopped it down on your belly.
You'd be pissed too.

Kill yourself.

She tried to do so in Hook, if that counts.

Pretty sure that was more Greatest Generation and Silent Generation

gayest shit I've read all day

Brie Larson as tinkerbell

I remember some cute petite girl cosplaying tinker bell used to get posted constantly 10 years ago or so.