He's not wrong

The Mummy (1932) and The Mummy (1959) are better

I like The Mummy more than any of the Indiana Jones films.

not cute OR based

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> but it's not Indiana jones level
It's miles above Temple and crystal skull.

Crsytal skull doesn't count

>Scott changed his picture so now he doesn't look like some deviant imp who buggers little boys

Is this his redemption arc?

Than neither does Tomb of the Dragon

Rick O'Connell > Indiana Jones

Mummy constantly treid to be funny. It never let up. Raiders had funny parts and they all worked. Unlike Mummy. Mummy sucked. Monsters acting like Scooby Doo monsters and never ever a serious moment.

M1:D
M2:D+
M3:F

IIJ1:A+
IJ2:B
IJ3:B-
IJ4:C+

Yep. Even CS was better than that Mummy shit.

I've never finished the first Indiana Jones because I thought it was too boring, and I haven't seen The Mummy remake from the 90s, but 30s and 50s Mummy movies are absolutely amazing

how delightfully devilish

>Temple of doom
>Better than crusaders
>Better than an F-
Snap your neck.

fuck the mummy and fuck that cuck brendan fraser.

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>It's miles above Temple
Kill yourself reddit nigger

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>Liking Temple.
There's brainlet plebs and then there's this shit.

I honestly wish the Mummy got sequels that tackled different monsters and magic.

>Mummy got bashed when it came out.

Everyone loved it, fuck off.

They kinda limited themselves with the title a bit.

the opinion of a 90s born queer means less than nothing. It's the best one and always will be.

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Come off it mate, Mummy 1 is at least a C+

HEY OCONNEL

I remember they pushed it pretty hard as nu indy, it failed to live up to those expectations and the sequels were even worse.

>not watching The Mommy (2017)

>2019
>being on the wrong side of the river

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Thanks OP for your twitter screenshot and thanks Scott for having a popular opinion.

I'd fill her latke if you know what I mean

>Obnoxious kid and love interest.
>Boring setting.
>Lame villian that you probably can't even name without looking up.
>Zero memorable scenes.

>"it's the best one"

Comparing Indiana Jones to The Mummy is like comparing a sports car to a dune buggy. Sure, they both get you places and both are fun to drive but the dune buggy is like a hehe fun and the sports car is a fuck yeah fun.

90s born queer kill yourself. The mummy is garbage and so are you.

Raiders of the Lost Ark > The Mummy > Rest of Indiana Jones

The river joke still makes me laugh.

>would betray my race for her

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Nightclub scene
Airplane scene
Food scene
Squishing ceiling scene
Mine car scene
Bridge scene

He's a little wrong. The Mummy is fun to watch but it's not on the level of The Last Crusade or Temple of Doom and it's nowhere close to Raiders of the Lost Ark.

The problem with the Mummy is that you care mostly about the characters, not the plot or how the movie actually ends. I can't even tell you what happens in the final showdown other than that Evie fights a stuntwoman in a grey bodysuit with bandages around her eyes.

mola ram was awesome you fucking faggot.

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>using school grades to rate movies

Why not rate them out of 10 like normal people?

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>zoomer zoomer zoomer
>reddit reddit reddit
Is that seriously all you have, retard?

>Actually trying to suggest that those scenes are memorable, let alone can hold a spark to the boulder scene or the tank chase, or the sword fighter etc.
Utter pathetic, get off my board.

Nah it was all pretty badass.

Problem was Fraser dropped off the face of the earth so people gradually stopped keeping up with what movies he'd done versus Harrison Ford continued doing one film after another.

Nigger not only do I know mola ram but I know
>ALEEGGAHADO ALEEGGAHADO ALLEEEGAHADO
>HOM DONCI VI HOM DONCI VI HOM DONCI VI

The Mummy and Nation Treasure are better than any Indiana Jones movie. Don't even try to prove me wrong.

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>underage rebbit tourist plants his flag into Yea Forums and has to gall to "my board' me
haven't had a good yikes today

>Problem was Fraser dropped off the face of the earth
He's a odd looking faggot who did a bunch of movies no one liked. Stop making excuses.

Embarrassing youngfag

>odd looking
even in his prime? I think he was very handsome.

fraser was box office gold in the 90's and a sex symbol you fucking zoomer

>newfag cracks after being called names
oh boy

Kill yourself gay cunt

Absolutely appalling taste. The Mummy is good but it's no Raiders of the Lost Ark, and National Treasure is meh.

>samefagging non-stop while I make breakfast.
Have sex.

Don't be stupid.

lol 2 for 3 kiddo

he had 3 or 4 popular movies and hundreds of flops or direct to video shit, he was never the next harrison ford or tom cruise. you just like jerking off to george of the jungle.

kek keep embarrassing yourself kiddo

>He's still going.

I'm still mad that Blast from the Past flopped.

Faggots should be executed

To this day one of my favourite movies. I still watch it once or twice a year

>he's still embarrassing himself
I only made one of those posts you were crying about faggot.

>IJ4: C+
you big-eared freerf

Yeah I bet fag, quick photoshop the (yous) out a screenshot for me like a good bitch.

>implying that if youre not tom cruise youre not a movie star

Where was he running? That window is sealed shut

and benny you cunt

>Implying brendan was ever a movie star

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SCOTT CAN ONLY BE RIGHT WHEN HE'S NOT SHILLING FEMINISM OR DISNEY PROPERTIES

>(yous)
be less of a reddit nigger tourist please.

You're entitled to your opinion, but I'm not gay and you're stupid for thinking that it's gay to be able to tell when another man has facial symmetry and proportions that women and gays would find attractive.

Yes it was bashed a lot but since social media weren't a big thing you couldnt see reactions. Also, remember all these printed reviews? Zoomers who were 8 or 9 then need not apply.

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HOT IN THIS BUT WENT TOO FAR WITH THE EYEBROWS

RELAX BITCHES

Doom Patrol is capekino as well.

>It's miles above Temple
No. Fine movie, but no.

Young males used to not be hated by society.

stupida fucking movie

If you were 8 or 9 or 70 when you saw it, it was probably kicked ass. Everyone in between liked it about as much as they did Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade.

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THAT WAS BEFORE WE LITERALLY LIVED IN ONE

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it's an action movie, you can burst through any window

>scott mendeshill
>based
huh?

he looks like a wood elf from oblivion

Indiana Jones managed to balance humorous bits while JUST guy went full retarded. Harrison Ford was funny but not silly.
In addition, trailers suggested something more serious (but not deadly serious) while the movie turned out to be Scooby Doo tier.

As usual op is a faggot.

what the fuck kind of weird ass bizarro timeline am I in?

well, a broken clock is right twice a day
but yeah, it's on par indeed, the music could have been better (but indy had john williams, you literally cannot beat that) but the mummy has definitely held its own