/got/

>flys away and lets her fleet get btfo

why didn't they devote more time to my cgi reddit wolf???

aaaaaAAAAAAAAAGGGGHHHHHHHH

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What's up with the faggot normies and their obsession with cgi dogs? HURR Y U NO PET HIM JON

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WHY THE FUCK ARE THEY SECOND GUESSING THE MOST QUALIFIED MAN ON THE CONTINENT

WHY THE FUCK DID THEY CUT AWAY FROM THEIR REACTION TO THE REVEAL 20 YEARS OF BOOKS AND 10 YEARS OF SHOW IN THE MAKING

WHY IS IT SO FUCKING BAD

FUCK

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CLARKEGUARDS, ASSEMBLE!

How the fuck does Bronn expect Jaime and Tyrion to get him fucking HIGHGARGEN?
>"Yo dany, that guy that shoot one of your dragons with a ballista said he wouldn't kill me if I got a big castle for him. Can you give it too him?"

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light skinned blacks hate the darkies

*strolls into the thread*
Shut your mouth /got/

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Based titty monster mutt.

She looks like she fucks white bois

why would a 10 go for a 3

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me name's bronn and av just teleported to winterfell to say ello

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feel free to do whatever the fuck you want with this
>*COUGH*

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animation costs more per minute than live action.

>Make Dany look a retard for 'forgetting' about Euron
>Why not have her spot the ships and engage them?
The result is the same.
Ballista takes out dragon.
Fucking idiots.

Which character would you most like to hold you down and rape you?

What Bran was ACTUALLY doing during episode 3 revealed

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Why didn't Cersei just bolt down Tyrion, Daenerys and the others?

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*COUGH*

CHE- CHECK

*WHEEZE*

EM

*COUGH*

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He was drunk and horny.

youtube.com/watch?v=k1frgt0D_f4
unironically kino
too bad the show is fucking garbage

>le woof woof doggo didnt get le epic pet pet booperino

shut up ghost is gay

What would a Shaft-produced GOT anime be like? Which character would do all the head tilts?

lol

*COUGH*
>W-WATC-
*COUGH*
>WATCH IT PETYR
*HEAVES*

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where did all these fucking giant crossbows come from

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Turn your brain off dumbo

Who is the most soi character?

I'm leaning hard towards Jaime

Hey Bronn!! I know you're a friendly guy, so I'm sure you're not up to anything nefarious with that crossbow.

What was it?

Does Dany even have enough forces to siege King's Landing? How many gates does KL have again? 7? I doubt she could siege it with the 40 men she has left. They'd probably just send troops out one of the gates she couldn't siege and get buttfucked if she tried to siege KL.

I don't get it. Cersei is winning. They can very clearly defeat Dragons, she has the army, she's holding the capital and she has the fleet.

AAAAHHH SAVE ME FELLOW MERLINGS

>gay alien skull
>warrior skull
/fit/ was right

bronnposters out here

Is this still true with the kind of CGI saturation in shit like GOT or capeshit?

lmao

DABID

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It builds tension and drama just like the Littlefinger plot last season
just turn your brain off and have sex incel

So we're supposed to believe that nobody thought to just make a bigger crossbow during all those years of Aegon's conquest

why did he threaten his friends if the already liked him and would give him lots of free stuff anyway and he has no was to threaten them if they win?

Rushed as fuck seasons 7/8.

Are D&D just tired of making the show? HBO actually wanted more but they said no.

I said this before, but a manga adaptation would be kino.

...

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>swears before a weirwood tree not to tell anyone about Jon's parentage
>immediately tells Tyrion

has she finally stolen the crown of "worst girl" from Daenerys?

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all of them

Who keeps setting up lvl 3 teleporters all over the continent?

Depends, live action CGI is more expensive because it's harder to do right, and returning actors eat up a ton of the budget

>ywn watch GoT with her
It's not fair...

She's still have a bit of Honor

She mumbled, she explicitly did not say "I swear it"

jon got fucking RSED

repeatedly giving the audience information they already have is a huge no-no in screenwriting.

the reason it's happening so much is because they fucked up the story so that everyone has to find things out separately and it's not even clear why the information matters.

e.g. all the reunion scenes where they can't have the characters just talk about what they've been though because we already know. it means the story is mis-structured at a basic level.

PART ONE IS OUT
youtu.be/Kb3SLfuwF68

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>the capital
The capital doesn't mean fucking shit
She has no allies, who the fuck is even supposed to be supporting her at this point aside from a fucking band of mercenaries and Euron? Where is the food coming from? What is she even control of other than the capital?

reminder that varys still doesnt know about littlefingers death

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There's already a comic adaptation being made, of ASOIAF not GoT that's perfectly fine. Why do you want some chinks to make it instead?

where's my fooking city

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Dothraki and Unsullied on the way.

>Gendry RIVERS

Why did they introduce a new character so late into the series?

it's fantasy bro just don't think about it lmao

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After tyrion betrays dany maybe he'll get casterly rock I mean they're handing out high lordships like sweets

Sisters were based.
Dany is fucking crazy and Jon should dump her.

Won't be click it in order to preserve my immaculately manicured recommendations.

gib webms

SHOW BAD
QUALITY DECLINING

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god damn that was awkward

>why did he threaten his friends if the already liked him and would give him lots of free stuff anyway and he has no was to threaten them if they win?
Is there a single conflict at this point that ISN'T forced as fuck?

why do Jon and Dani still plan to bang?
do they not care they are related?

this is the first time I've been brave enough to watch one of these videos and it's worse than I could possibly have imagined

Highgarden and Dorne presumably

aaaaAAAAAAAGGGHHHH

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So what, everyone including Varys and Tyrion just accept that Jon is who he claims to be because Bran and his Best Friend said so? Why?
How the fuck is it possible that two of the most cynical people on the show just fucking believe someone claiming the throne just cuz

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Is this guy is Tormund's basedsona?

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Probably built as soon as they heard dragons were actually real and that one ballista from last season was proven to be somewhat effective against a dragon before it got all blown up and shit.

>what's double RIverrun
>the Reach

So what about Edmure? Was Cersei just going to kick his ass out to make room for Bronn?

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>nobody thought to just make a bigger crossbow
Dorne literally did just that.
A to the C was also a practiced commander with 2 other experienced dragon riders with some absolute units of dragons in legitimate armor.

Not that D&D would know

>advanced qyburn tech
didnt have qyburn in the old days.

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finally, what we've all been waiting for

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doesnt jon stop kissing her because he remembered

I want to _______ Dany

The Lannister did conquer the Reach with the sack of High Garden, I guess. Plus everyone down there should be fuming over Dany burning alive the Tarley boys. I don't think Sam's mum and sister would pledge to Dany. I figure Florents would default to the crown with the death of Stannis as well. I guess maybe the Hightowers COULD be with Dany. But, the Reach is where the food is coming from. If Storm's End doesn't have a lord then I guess the crown is ruling the Stormlands directly as well and they still have the Rock and Riverlands.

NPC's are only saying it now ebcause Dany is finally turning mad

He just spew Dabids script right out

Dorne and Highgarden are specifically not allied with her though? They literally established in this episode that Dorne is pledged for Dany

>All these people booing the idea of marriage
We have truly fallen into degeneracy

Honestly though, how does Danny not see the fleet approaching?

no scorpions have been around since Aegon's conquest. They haven't really been needed since the dragons died out though, so they are re-emerging

I want someone to shoot up this damn bar

you'll notice that they spend a lot of every episode just on characters in rooms talking. the average amount of CGI per minute isn't that much over an entire season compared to something like The Avengers.

I think location shoots cost quite a lot, though, which is why they keep reusing the same locations again and again and again.

I thought euron took dorne

Just looking through some images, it looks pretty bad. I was thinking of something that's closer to Vinland Saga.

His merman powers failed to activate

No windshield, eyes full of insects.

They already took Riverrun from Radmure. He's just chilling in the dungeons of Casterly Rock after the Unsullied left him there. It belonged to the Freys who are all dead.

don't get it

Yes. In case you forgot, Edmure participated in Robb's rebellion.

Why would they care about Dany burning the Tarleys? The Tarleys betrayed their liegelords the Tyrells so if anything they were the ones who would be hated

Checked

>Bronn was actually going to kill them

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Are dragons a giant fucking non-threat at this point?

tfw Bronn shows up at your moat demanding that you hand over your castle and lands

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>George wanted more full length seasons
>HBO wanted more full length seasons
>DABID got bored after the Red Wedding and just wanted to rush through it and wrap it up as quickly as possible so they could go shit up other franchises
What did we do to deserve them

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>Ramsay being that tall
Kek

i tried

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I mean yeah, gurm has said that GoT is a response to LotR. It is known.

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post yfw you didn't waste your time reading the books

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Every movie thats not a documentary is fantasy

Here, use Hooktube. That way those fags don't get any views. If that user wasn't a faggot he would have posted that instead anyway.
hooktube.com/watch?v=Kb3SLfuwF68

DAAAAAAAAAABID
A
B
I
D

GET THIS DABID

COCK PENIS COCK DICK PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS COCK DICK COCK COCK PENIS DICK DICK PENIS CICK

GHGGUHUalLGUASHGUHGHHGHGGHGHWHOOOOOOOGHHHHHH PENIS COCK DABID

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she'll have two more production cycles ready before Cersei can research carriers.

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where's bessie

because like love n shit broooo

and in the end that's all that matter user
good job

But she's not. Her worries are realistic. Even if she doesn't know it, basically everyone beside torgonudo and possibly Tyrion is conspiring against her.

>Swear that you won't tell anyone what I'm about to tell you
>Bran tells her
She just used her superior smartness to outsmart everyone like the smart gal she is

based and redpilled

appreciated

CASTING COUCH
bend your knees my grace

cough

how did he know about jon?

kek

>Vinland Saga
Yikes. Maybe stick to Yea Forums, huh?

Daily reminder that time jump for the last episode has been confirmed.

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Will brienne get with her beta orbiter now that Jaime hit it and quit it?

you don't understand, Cersei's advantages will abruptly stop mattering as soon as D&D consider it to be appropriate.

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>soi fans are mad about muh Dany and muh epic swordfight with ice king

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WHY WERE THE WHITE WALKERS A MIDBOSS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I HATE IT AND IT MAKES ME ANGRY EVERY TIME I THINK ABOUT IT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA WHY ARE DABID SUCH HACKS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I'M SO FUCKING MADDDDDD I WAITED YEARS FOR THIS AND YOU HACKS RUINED IT

Tormund already hooked up with another woman and he's going back north beyond the wall again.

wat

>*COUGH*
BESSIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>*COUGH COUGH*

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WHY DIDNT SHE CIRCLE AROUND THE FLEET AND BURN THEM FROM BEHIND
ITS A FUCKING DRAGON

>her beta orbiter

If you mean Pod, rewatch Sansa and Hound's scene in Winterfell. Pod is in the background charming two northern lasses into a threesome

kek brilliant

*cough* DESPITE *cough*

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WTF is this cinematography?
it looks like total shit

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>everyone including Varys and Tyrion just accept that Jon is who he claims to be because Bran and his Best Friend said so?

Presumably they could piece together the fact that Fuckboi Rheagar didn't need 3 of the deadliest men in the kingdom around 24/7 to keep one 14 year old cunny from getting loose.
Followed by Neds reaction to the murder of Elia & her kids and then the fact that honorable Ned Stark somehow came back from the war with his Bastard whom he died without ever naming the parents.

Or Howland Re

It's so obvious that they're just rushing everything along for the pre-determined Cersei vs. Dany fight

Season 7 and 8 have done literally nothing aside from forcibly weaken Dany so that the fight can be 'fair' to compensate for all of Cersei's shit tier decision making that weakened her hand compared to Dany's 7 season buildup

>Dornish army and Iron Isles fleet too strong, have Euron fuck them up
>Oh three dragons, way too strong. Have the Night King kill one
>Uhhh Dothraki and Unsullied still too strong have most of them die in the fight vs the walkers
>Two dragons, still too strong have Euron kill one with 360 no scope crossbows that apparently are stronger than cannons
>Oh also fuck the Unsullied up some more
Like it's so fucking transparent. Not to mention that they don't even explore the possibility of just sending Arya to fucking kill Cersei why? Like if Arya said fuck off that'd be one thing but no they didn't even consider it as an option.
Not to mention you have Tyrion being a massive fucking retard who randomly trusts Cersei for no reason for 2 seasons now, it's just fucking sabotage just for this shitty showdown and fake hype

oh god this is too good, thanks for the laugh.

>I'm not afraid of Wildlings
>maybe you should be
>next scene Tormund is telling Jon that northern girls are shit

He killed her, didn't he

If you were castrated would you let guys fuck your ass since that's the only way you'd be able to achieve orgasm anymore?

They can spin the scorpions around

Holy fuck Ned raised a bunch of fucking idiots, literally all of them are fucking retarded

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>useles since season
>might get executed
>now a laughing stock meme

leave varys alone

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is dany a femcel?

What was the fucking point of the white walkers?

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The seething from the DIDF after the leaks confirmation is beautiful.

did the Red Keep look god-awful to anyone else?

>when your daughter can't keep a secret for 2 minutes that you kept for 18 years

Everyone knows about Rhaegar and Lyanna, and it's a believable story, even if it wasn't true. People would support Jon over Dany just because he's not a crazy dragon lady

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All men and women with furbabies. Absolutely disgusting.

excuse me?

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Do people even watch this show anymore?
I can't even be fucked

This is all so fucking boring I have to have 2 other tabs open in side by side view to keep me entertained

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there's only so many cock, sex and jons height jokes I can take

instagram.com/p/BYspl1ol4-A/

kek, nice

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it's the pig disgusting T*lly genes

To distract you

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That was just a Northen whore who were fucking all the soldiers to improve morale

Fantastic

The more you look into it, the more you realize that it's not just D&D that suck, but the director is a retard too.

jej

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>the 10 year long built up threat of the White Walkers served the exact same purpose as the last minute asspull Euron
>they were less effective than the drunk pirate
B R A V O D A B I D

To weaken Dany's army so that she couldn't stomp Cersei
Literally that's all

>omg the queen is so paranoid all of a sudden
>that's exactly why we should betray her!

the above is literally happening in the show

>rape
>mfw I can't wait to be stronger

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But she requires more minerals.

>Tullys
>red hair and terrible decision making

Evolution should have bred them out

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I hate that this is the case, her character is shit but everyone around her seems like a retard now.

I'm talking in terms of art, I only read one chapter but it definitely looked better than the graphic novel.

Sansa is actually the only intelligent one.
She's also hot as fuck this season.

fucking Ben Franklin's on this show now?

Dany going crazy and forcing Jon to marry her at dragonpoint when

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>the realm is safe when the norf is happy in it

uhhhh do the other six kingdoms not matter?

fuck's sake I love this thing

Truly that picture was ahead of its time

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They were still lords. They got burned alive for fighting her. Robert even knew to treat people who didn't fight alongside his cause with mercy. Also, it is a feudal society. Everyone's fucking related. Randyll's wife is a Florent IIRC and his mother was probably some Reach noblewoman. And killing (highborn) prisoners of war was considered a warcrime even in medieval times.

screaming

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which character is this??

Euron

And hit their own mast/sail?

Fuck off thirsty Petyr, Ned would disown her if he knew how dumb and unreliable she is

Gotta love how Tyrion and Varys basically confirmed the Bran is the new king leak.

>Implying anyone would refuse

have sex

Wouldn't they have torn the sails though?

She is going to single handedly restore peace by negotiating with the iron bank

Prepare your anus for MAXIMUM SANSA

Because one of those is retarded

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FUCK OFF INCELS

TEAM DANY FOREVER!!!!

How would you describe this body type? Asking for a friend.

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>Not to mention that they don't even explore the possibility of just sending Arya to fucking kill Cersei why? Like if Arya said fuck off that'd be one thing but no they didn't even consider it as an option.

Man that's literally what Arya said last night, "I have unfinished business in King's Landing."

>says "Dracarys"
>Drogon refuses to listen
>Dany'sfw

Why didn't Cersei just kill them? The dragon has a few dozen ballistae pointed at it and Dany and her worthless slaves don't even have horses, and are within range of their archers...

This writing just gets worse and fuckin' worse.

twink

Reminder if she was Ashara's daughter this wouldn't have happened

more like
no cock no penis no cock no dick no penis

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I miss Robb

I miss Talisa's arse

based and checked
sansa bbq when

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hi tumblr

He is tapped into everything is what I think it's saying. Including our world.

Yeah but the problem is why isn't that being coordinated with you know, the actual fucking people trying to win a war against her?

>The result is the same.
You. People like you are the biggest brainlets of them all. You might as well not even watch anything anymore and just read the wikipedia synopsis since the result is all that matters.
Fucking moron.

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pros
>varys betrayal plot
>dany vs jon, jon realising daenerys is just as bad as her ancestors
>hound + arya duo back together
>jaime accepting who he really is
cons:
>jaime x brienne
>scene swap right before jon reveals his identity to sisters
>arya x gendry cringe
>bronn teleports in for a single scene

Who?

HelloKitty Giantsbane

*thinks about Ashara and the doomed timeline he lives in*

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>suck it up and commit incest, or
>doom the nation to fire and blood

What do

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the mad cunt pirate guy

DAAAABID
HELP ME DABIID I FINK I NEED A COOFFFFFFFFFFFEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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What did Varys mean by this?

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>10 ships
>insta reload scorpions
how fast is her dragon moving?
I'm guessing 40-50 km/h otherwise she'd be torn to shreds
but what about wind resistance? and scales should be fucking tough
but i guess SHOCK VALUE haha
how many more episodes for this mess?
any news about the sixth book? I remember the hype in 2005 for fucking AFFC and it turned out to be turd ball and fifth book wasn't any better either.
I liked euron though, and aeron.
daenerys chapters were FUCKING GARBAGE HOLY SHIT WHAT THE FUCK WHY ISN'T THIS WISHFULFILMENT CHARACTER STILL FUCKING ALIVE?
i guess GRRM lost his motivation
and this FUCKING WOLVERINE FUCKING SHADOW STEPS A FUCKING 8K YEAR OLD ENTITY?
imagine 24 episodes a season
imagine actually giving them a background
imagine hiring other people to write it since you obviously have no idea what the fuck you're doing(admitted actually)
imagine following a blueprint
why was jon resurrected?
why did mel anhero?
why do characters have convenient teleportation powers?
why isn't this addressed?
are they not aware of this? this doesn't make sense they should be aware of it
imagine having 0 confidence in your writing ability that you literally give your magnum opus to a pair of fucking undergrads that have no idea about fucking history/war/literature nor how to incorporate it properly
hire different actors then, or pay them less why the fuck do they get fat salaries if they are unable to act properly?
every season felt rushed and messy but this one...
the interactions are awkward and THE LONG NIGHT turned out to be A SHORT ONE haha expectations subverted11!
>at some times you have to wonder WHAT THE HELL IS THIS PLOT
>THE HELL
>IS
>THE PLOT
so you admit you don't know what's going on so this is the time to hand the reigns to someone else, hell put the show on pause and recast the whole crew.
Hell let some fa/tg/uy write it, or pick up a random dude from fanfiction to write it.
>haha we go on le quest to show le cersei le undead
>le cersei

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>And killing (highborn) prisoners of war was considered a warcrime even in medieval times.
Agincourt

Can't wait for Bran to become king just to SUBVERT EXPECTATIONS
>hurr the king is someone who doesn't want it
>Bran can't be lord of winterfell, but hURRR he can be the king
Nevermind the fact that he's a charismaticless shit who probably can't even have children, there's no justification for why he wouldn't just get fucking assassinated or what am I supposed to believe he'd use his powers to save himself but not help with any of this political theatre shit going down in the last 3 episodes

ah yes tumblr, famous for mocking """dead""" syrian children

dumb faggot

post old comfy memes

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>Joffrey was in season 1

wat

HE WAS A GOOD BOY WHO DESERVED TO BE KING IN DA NORF

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D&D accomplish the exact opposite of whatever they try to accomplish. the only question is how out-of-character they have Emilia act to sell the idea of Jon killing her.

I'm guessing it's going to be fucking cringeworthy.

Wheres the fapfic that was promised

What is going through Bran's mind at this EXACT moment?

Oh yeah I forgot he's in the show.

>commit incest with Emilia Clarke

I mean I get she's not pilot Emilia but come on it's not that tough a call.

Except LOTR is a fucking masterpiece in which literal blood,swear and tears were poured into to create. True filmmaking with legendary characters and actors.

GoT is just shit. But we've invested so much time, we want to see how it ends even if we know how it ends thanks to the leaks.

she looked so fucking hot in the Godswood scene

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An eight-year buildup to produce a massive case of blueballs

Pretend to suffer from erectile dysfunction

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She is going to get dany killed with her big mouth
Shansha is best stark

Wouldn't that mean three eyed raven is taking over and he's evil n shieeet

So what's going on in Essos these days?

Is Illyrio even still alive?

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If the girl looks like Dany?
>TARGryens WEd BROtheR And SIs-

>AFFC and it turned out to be turd ball and fifth book wasn't any better either
Marcus (grrm superfan) has said that TWOW is similar in tone to AFFC/ADWD so perhaps you should fuck off.

just turn your brain off and have sex omg

Pretty sure they're betraying her because she wants to murder millions of innocent lives just to take King's Landing.

He literally gets the Reach and a position on the council in the new world to come
Please be bait...please be bait...

The Dany writing is so shit
They're trying to make her seem insane and unhinged but she's actually 100% founded on her paranoia and anger towards everyone

Her advisors ARE fucking incompetent
Jon IS a fucking retard who trusts his family when they're backstabbing shits who only care about promoting themselves just like Dany said they were
Everyone IS ungrateful towards her for saving their fucking lives
Even now her fucking advisors are basically plotting her betrayal, how the fuck is she not justified in every """bad""" impulse she's supposed to be having

Literally the only bad decision she made is mobilizing immediately but I can't blame her when Sansa is basically openly challenging her fucking rule

>commit incest
Its his fucking aunt. It'd be just as incestual as fucking salsa

Is he going to come back?

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I agree, she was... dare I say it... beautiful

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To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Game of Thrones Season 8. The humour is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of medieval strategy most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer's head. There's also Dany's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into her characterisation- her personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realise that they're not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike GoT S8 truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in Dany's existential catchphrase "Dracarys!" which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev's Russian epic Fathers and Sons. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Benioff and Weiss's genius wit unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools.. how I pity them.

And yes, by the way, i DO have a GoT tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand. Nothin personnel kid

Why didn't they just have Varys coughing on Qyburn?

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>He pointed a weapon at you and you let him leave alive?!

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Otter

Bran pls

You can literally hear and see them going “YAAAS YAAAAS!”

HEHEHEHE LE BROWN TROUSERS POOPIE POO POO HEHEHHEHEHE

Yeah, because if she had just done what she originally wanted to and burned down just the Red Keep in season 7 this would've been done already and with way less bloodshed
but she listened to Tyrion and Varys the retards and now she's faced with the current situation. She's 100% justified to think they're retards and not give a fuck about their input

LOTR has like 3x more money per minute than /got/ and a finished story to work from.

also the films aren't masterpieces and Peter Jackson himself has said as much. FOTR is the only one that's without flaw.

>mfw I just want Dany to burn Sansa but the leaks say otherwise

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they should have replaced the actors of these two long ago

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>hbo wanted more seasons
Just fire them then?

>try to copy and subvert LOTR

>fail miserably

Can we accept Martins a hack now?

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no homo but I'd fuck jamie over brienne

Literally screaming the same at the TV. Fucking retarded. Unload the ballista's on the dragon and use your archers to kill off the bodyguard unit and the commanders/war council. Leave Dany to fend for herself and send the Mountain out to kill her slowly.

kek

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Myopia

hol up

isn't kings landing like 500k people max? and a whole bunch of them must have gotten killed in the previous civil war + cersei's 9/11, right?

so where did these millions come from?

It's no bait, user. D&D don't even know what his surname is.

If they really wanted to subvert expectations then they'll kill off Arya
but they won't because they have no balls and she has perma plot armor now

>epilogue of season 8 will be Sansa going on a quest to get violated by as many people as possible so she grows even stronger
>"my powers have doubled since last time we met, Clegane."

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I saw here that he can’t see and he doesn’t where contact lenses. Is that what you’re talking about?

Tormund

>Literally the only bad decision she made is mobilizing immediately

Yeah to the North. She should have brought fire and blood to the Red Keep instead of fucking around on Dragonstone or Casterly Rock

I'd be less shocked if we found out the Imps advice was Bran having a giggle at her expense

Former Dany hater here

I feel really bad for her, everyone is acting so fucking irrational in this show except for Jon.

Sansa's fine, she's proven herself to be good when the scripts are. D&D constantly giving her shitty teen drama in the scripts is the problem.
Arya though, she's pure shit. It's a shame, she was a decent child actress, but she can't act to save herself now.

They probably wanted to preserve their "artistic integrity"

What do you think?

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Can't HBO just hire other writers?

He said that winterfell girls couldn't handle him so Jon gave him Ghost to fuck instead

why is she so CUTE brehs

My name is Gendry Pyke. Or at least, it was, until the queen legitimized me as gendry Baratheon lord of Storm’s End. I’m not gonna tell her that gives me a better claim than her though ;^)

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>turgenev fathers and sons
KEK

Who she? she kute!

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I don't know, I'm waiting as well
Fucking post a snippet at least if you're out there!

It's fucking crazy. I was rewatching GoT (well still am, need to wrap up Season 4) and after the Red Wedding DABID and DABID both say the entire reason they even wanted to make GoT was for the Red Wedding. They were so fucking hyped in the "inside the episode" shit you can clearly tell this was all they wanted. Now they're just expected to finish after the Red Wedding. They won't care going forward.

1) they already fucked a bunch of times.
2) it would solve all their problems.
3) sure marry Sansa as well to bring the North in, good idea.

It will be beautiful.

I assume she's on Hollyoaks, that's where they get all their other minor characters

How the fuck did she forget exactly, D&D
Fucking hacks

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as retarded as she acts that whole black dress pale skin red hair thing is doing wonders for muh dik t b h

Oh fuck I wonder if Dany realized this.

Shouldn't Gendry's surname be "Waters"

Literally the only way they can save Tyrion's character at this point is to have him being a fucking double agent working for Cersei

It'd be fucking retarded but holy shit the alternative is that he's actually a frothing retard who for no reason thinks Cersei isn't fucking evil even after she tried to have him killed like 4 fucking times including once in this episode

>Sansa
>The rape, it was beautiful
>How did it feel to be violated by a manlet?
>How much did you hate yourself when you gave in?

you're not going to be alone in your assessment if the leaks are true.

in the books it's even more obvious that Dany is grrm's waifu and the mad queen theory is unfounded. he literally can't stop himself describing her having baths.

If he gets the better claim, doesn't that jeopardize her legitimizing making him a bastard again? Catch 22

ayyyy

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Just watched episode 9 in season 5
Dany saved by her dragon. Pretty cool.

>red hair

Shit
Tully a shit
Execute every glow in the dark trout.

fucking zenkai boosts

pity fuck

fucking goddamnit

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pretty sure it's waters

wtf? I love season 8 now

*COUGH*

NOTHIN-

*WHEEZE*

NOTHING PERSONNEL

*HEAVES*

KID

*COUGH*

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He shouldn't even have a surname, but yeah, if he was recognized by Robert he would have been Waters.

why didnt we get to see brienns titties?
its like im not even watching game of thrones

>we all died at the Red Wedding

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top milkdude

imagine a mid air cough ruining everything, jesus I'm in tears

new

Google user, she's done nude photoshoots

It's impossible to find a body double for her

>I’m not gonna tell her that gives me a better claim than her though
Wait, she knows he is Roberts Bastard right?
If Jon won't wed her, why doesn't she marry Gendry and nip it in the bud?
Jon doesn't care so just tell him to re-take the black or some shit

What do you mean? It's beautiful

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Jesus fuck, this, I didn't care about her before but now there's no one else to support, she's the only normal person left. She suddenly became a ton more human than everyone else on the show, which made them look like exaggerated caricatures and created a really uncanny feeling.

True assassins work alone.

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rivers

>no man can kill me
>i am no man *cough*

What did Varys mean by this?

>implying he won't be revealed as the bastard of Aerys II who has been working all this time to tear down all his rivals and install himself as a new Blackfyre king

they always warned us of the imps duplicitious nature, but he won everyone over with his "winning personality" - yet if you look at just his actions, instead of his words a different picture is painted

words are wind after all

4.) she literally dumped daario to go get married in Westeros

I mean Ned did get beheaded for warning Cersei about his plans to tell Robert about her incest babies. He's not exactly the smartest man in Westeros either.

He was dumb but honorable, the kids are dumb AND dishonorable AND entitled AND incompetent

Seriously watch the making of's and see just how much work went into film.
LOTR had a budget(including marketing) of $93mn for RotK for example which won 11 oscars and made $1.1bn from box office alone.

This last season of GoT has reportedly cost HBO at LEAST $15mn per episode plus an extra $40mn on marketing. No fucking idea how because its scale is drastically down and they don't even film in the original locations anymore which explains the bad CGI for Kings Landing from stock footage and how the outskirts look nothing like previous seasons.

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10/10

My fucking sides

the gift that keeps on giving

How are they gonna make a successful spin off out of this? Actors have so big impact the shows popularity they'll never find as iconic cast.

the apples don't fall far from the tree

>They reached Oldstones after eight more days of steady rain, and made their camp upon the hill overlooking the Blue Fork, within a ruined stronghold of the ancient river kings. Its foundations remained amongst the weeds to show where the walls and keeps had stood, but the local smallfolk had long ago made off with most of the stones to raise their barns and septs and holdfasts. Yet in the center of what once would have been the castle's yard, a great carved sepulcher still rested, half hidden in waist-high brown grass amongst a stand of ash.

>The lid of the sepulcher had been carved into a likeness of the man whose bones lay beneath, but the rain and the wind had done their work. The king had worn a beard, they could see, but otherwise his face was smooth and featureless, with only vague suggestions of a mouth, a nose, eyes, and the crown about the temples. His hands folded over the shaft of a stone warhammer that lay upon his chest. Once the warhammer would have been carved with runes that told its name and history, but all that the centuries had worn away. The stone itself was cracked and crumbling at the corners, discolored here and there by spreading white splotches of lichen, while wild roses crept up over the king's feet almost to his chest.

i wish we got this scene

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Barely ottermode, borderline dyel

>born in KL
>rivers
huh

Her face is too round.

Yeah GRRM apparently had ideas for 12 seasons wanting his entire planned story on screen rather than a rushed cut down version. D&D are fucking hacks and the prequel spin offs will never be as popular as the original.
They just want to fuck off and work on the next thing.
She's just a stupid girl playing a man's game.

if Tyrion was already betraying Dany that would make him too evil. you need to remember that they're trying to get us to accept Dany being killed by Jon, so Tyrion needs to be innocent enough that we don't accept that it's okay to execute him.

What about Rickon? His only fault was that he didn't know how to run serpentine.

>They just want to fuck off and work on the next thing.
They could have left it to some other producers and let Martin be the lead producer manager to direct the story and art instead of this shit.

>Cersei refuses to kill him
>all his plans are failing
Clearly he's working to take down Daenerys.

Whose the last guy?

Stop asking things, goy. There were MILLIONS.

She's literally playing 4D chess. After she realizes Jon has the better claim to the throne than her, Dany is working on a contigency plan to undermine Jon's claim to the throne. Dany is only pretending to be retarded.

Are you fucking kidding me?
That's Tolkien.

They were being honorable. Kinda like Ned.

I fucking forgot that there even was a wolf in this show

What was the point of the wolf scene?

How is Sansa telling the secret to Tyrion minutes after honorable in any way

Allowing someone to take the throne when someone has a stronger claim and saying nothing about it would be pretty dishonorable.

who gives a shit about honor?
good guy =/= good ruler
and we never get to see how any of them actually rule since westeros is in a constant state of a civil war

Good question. I think Sansa kinda like forgot honor. -David Benioff

cuz dabid