/got/

Cant wait to jerk off to her death

Where is Stannis?

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How do you think they'll outdo themselves with the quality drop in the last two episodes? It can only go down from here, might go down in history as the most hated finale of all time

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Ghost had a hard life.

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>I don't know too much about these, let me call in a buddy of mine who's an expert on Iron Thrones.

She is too cute to die, fuck Dabid.

*COUGH* *COUGH* *COUGH* I THINK I *COUGH* SWALLOWED A FISH

can someone explain to me the leaks that have since been confirmed with the last two episodes?

>It takes thousands and thousands of shoots for a single gunner on a battleship during the Pacific War to hit a Japanese zero
>like three or four Greyjoy ballistics hit a dragon from like 9,000 feet away

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V-V-VARYS I THINK I

*COUGH*

I THINK WE NEED TO

*VOMITS*

OH GOD HELP

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>Grey Worm gets his head crushed by the Mountain

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there's at least 30 pics of varys coughing per thread what is going on

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Imagine if the wine was okay

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So where the 30 people with Dany in front of KL the same 30 that washed ashore?
Is that literally everyone who survived?

Am I retarded?

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AGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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>gives NK the dragon
>gets half of his forces killed
>abandons his direwolf
>betrays his only relative and love
>keeps breaking promises
Jon is the biggest retard in this show, I don't understand how anyone could like him past this point

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Wine your grace?

imagine sniffing her feet when she sleeps haha

jaime kills euron
arya kills cersei wearing jaimes face
cersei poisons dany and jon kills her out of mercy
cleganebowl happens
jons takes the black
bran tyrion sam and davos form a democratic council
>mfw incels won

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sit down and eat your dinner, user

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30 second Cleganebowl

seems like he had an easier life than the other doggos

Hes gonna go find a wolf gf and run around in the north which will be all clean and safe now. Basically big dog heaven, don't worry

nth for Ashara

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Almighty KEK and saved.

*cough*

D&D I THINK

*cough*

THIS WRITING

*cough*

IS BAD

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thread theme
youtube.com/watch?v=AIXa1yg-lbs

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WHY DIDN'T YOU HUG HIM YOU FUCKING FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

Is this from next episode?

you mistyped offscreen

Rheagal was fucking weak omg these dragons suck dick

how old is he in dog years

>Dany saying that because she took her armies north to fight, they owe her and have to march south

What? Dany didn't come to help them fight some random problem, she came to fight the guys who wanted to end the world. She wasn't just helping the north, she was helping herself. They owe her nothing for that.

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Jon is and has always been a retarded moralfag that cares about shit like da truth even if it doesn't make anything better for anyone

>Sansa marries Tyrion
>Grey Worm kills the Mountain, not the Hound, subverting our expectations
>Euron kills Jamie
>Cersei reforms and becomes a nun
>Bran wargs into Drogon and kills everyone because he was actually possessed by the Night King in Episode 3

>democratic council
holy fuck tell me this isn't real

TYRI- *coughs*
TYR- *vomits* AAARGGH

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If Jaime doesn't strangle Cersei with his golden hand, it will be a waste of buildup bigger than even Jon vs NK

I don't even know at this point. It's pointless to try and put a number on Dany's forces because the writers just fucking decide on a whim how much strength she has. Supposedly half the Dothraki survived that charge from the beginning of the Battle of Winterfell, but watching the scene it looks like literally nobody but Jorah did.

MORE BREASTPLATES YOUR WINNE?

I like him because he’s a based retardbro

What if he found Nymeria and they roamed the Riverlands together and made little direwolves together?
That's my headcanon for what happens to Ghost anyway.

HOUSE D&D

WE DO NOT CARE

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>bolts that shoot with the force of a thousand suns
how did they acquire such faggotry

It's going to be dog shit isn't it. Fitting. It'll be like 1 minute so we can make way for more arya badass lines and daenerys looking at the camera.

>sees first hand how shitty the show’s writing has become
>kills himself rather than be a part of it
Was tommen secretly /ourguy/?

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not in the animation budget

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More steriods your grace?

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>when you realize the show will end with pregnant Brienne

Is Jon going to marry Arya or Sansa? Or both?

Ok, who the fuck cut all that wood after that exhausting fight to burn the body’s...where did they get the wood ?

Oh yeah, I was writing that thing. thanks for the reminder

faggot reddit niggers get out

>Dany is now becoming a villain like Cersei
OH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO

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he predicted all of this

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It's not even Cleganebowl if it's not a trial by combat for Cersei's fate with the Hound representing The Faith

Otherwise you may as well say we had Cleganebowl in Season 1

>thinking that tired and wounded soldiers would be at all useful in a battle against highly trained and fresh mercenaries
Dany is the most retarded character on the show

based euron
i hope hes the final boss

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How did daenerys get from dragonstone to kings landing?

I've not seen any other complaints about that, so I don't know if I stroked out for a scene or if the entire audience has become numb to teleportation in this show.

What the fuck am I supposed to do, lads?
I got so invested in the setting. I read all the books and everything in between seasons 1 and 2 back when the show first came out.
I've spent years arguing about speculation and fan theories because I was so hyped to see how it would all turn out.
Does it really end like this? Is this how it all comes crashing down?
I feel so empty.
I'm laughing but it isn't helping.

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lol

his suicide was so fucking underdone and terribly foreshadowed. What a useless season that was.

fucking lel

youtube.com/watch?v=74Ao1ltSy64

Holy fuck I forgot about this scene

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I still don't know how Cersei didn't see this as a possible consequence of blowing the Sept up.

W-watch i- *COUGH COUGH* i-it Ty-tyrion *COOOUUUGGH* *VOMIT*

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JUST
TURN
YOUR
BRAIN
OFF

>I want to rule a land I don’t even remember just because of my last name.

Why the fuck does Dany care so much about Westeros? Should have stayed in Essos.

Jamie kills Euron and dies with Cersi
Dany burns KL
Varys betrays Dany and gets burned
Tyrion get executed after being put on trial
Jon kills Dany and fucks off back north
Arya leaves
Salsa is lady of the north
Bran is the ruler of the 7 kingdoms

If it does, I'll be really sad.

Holy fuck, tell me this is real, the fucking shitshow will be glorious

>forgetting about the teleporter
Come on now.

about 20 doggos

The girlfriend being Louboutin brand was a way better joke.

Why not just use dragons and save all that wood for next winter?

Don't worry brother, one day we'll be in heaven and someone up there will have written a better version of Ice and Fire.

Can I get a yikes please

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The NK should have won they’re all a bunch of retards I swear

I MISS OLENNA BROS

Can someone post the leaks please? I don't care anymore.

It's just the show man. It didn't even have Frey Pie.

All we gotta do is wait for GURRM to finish... juuuust gotta wait

>investing this much time and love into a world crafted by jews
You deserve your pain.

>Nobody was manning the ballistaes
>Their default position and size would have taken a whole team to properly aim if that dragon got off the ground 200 feet away and started heading up and towards
>The dragon could have just done one sweep and killed everyone on that rampart with one line of firebreath
DABID NO

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>30 second Cleganebowl
Arya stabs Gregor in the back before Sandor can kill him
GET HYPE

Preston's season 6 "Previously on Game of Thrones" intros were works of purest kino

Dany is a retard why does she say her purpose in life is to end tyranny? I thought that up to tvis point she wanted to be a benevolent tyrant?

Reminder that Dany expected to land in Westeros and for there to be crowds of cheering women and children and a parade of soldiers bending the knee to their rightful queen who has returned at long last.

She is entirely justified at being a bit miffed that people keep treating her like an invading power-hungry cuntsack.

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>every single anti-air weapon ever made is designed to saturate the sky with so many rounds that is eventually hits by sheer probability
>nah its cool just throw a fucking ballista out there, an anti-infanty weapon from the pre-medival period
dumb people are the fucking worst, at least give them cannons

For me, it’s Kevan.

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T-T-THAN *cough cough*

GOD

*VOMIT*

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*cough*

WATCH IT

*coughh

TYRION

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What the fuck, apparently everyone in this thread can predict future and every possible outcome from every possible action done. How come you didn't you use your powers to become lords of the world? Surely it would be easy when you are so smart.

>complaining about muh military realism after episode 3

Oh no is varys is dies?

And imagine being that much of a closet fag

Azor Aerys

>genuenly believes High Sparrow religious teachings
>just saw biggest religious building and holy site destroyed together with his pastor, wife, brother in law, father in law etc...

>invading power-hungry cuntsack
so, exactly what she is?

If the leak is real, he takes the black and rejoins the Nights Watch. So in a way, yeah, he returns north.

>not Jon x Tyrion

Nah, they threw Jaime's character development out the fucking window. I would be more surprised if he says he hates her and kills her. If he dies, it's gonna be some gay shit where they die in each other's arms

Halfwit w/a stutter

Greyworm kills the Mountain, with D&D explaining that it was "foreshadowed" by the fact that Oberyn Martell used a spear to kill the Mountain while avenging Elia Martell the first time around. Obviously he can only be killed by another spear-used avenging the death of a woman, and that's more pottery than the idea of the Hound becoming a kinslayer.

and the real kicker is, she literally didnt care, youd think with how often the show reminds us that she only cares about her children, she would go mental knowing she practically killed her last child. guess not lol, me queen now, whos tommen?

>ruler you serve isn't a literal mary sue
Time to plunge the realm into war and famine again I guess.

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>50% of the Northerners, Dothraki and Unsullied survived

Fucking WHAT? I wouldn't believe that 50% of the people inside the castle survived. No fucking way any of the Unsullied outside did. And the fucking Dothraki? We saw them all die!

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POWER TO THE PEOPLE

I wish Varys survived but it would actually be surprising.

>ywn go back to a time where Jon's resurrection was still technically a theory even though it was almost guaranteed to happen
>ywn go back to a time when R+L=J was still a theory
>ywn go back to a time when you could argue about all the shit yet to be told
Take me back, bros.

>She is entirely justified
No she isn't, because her expectations were never justified in the first place. She wants to be Queen to feel like a celebrity and be worshiped, aka reasons why she should never be Queen.

Azor Cough

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I kind of want him too. Fuck the seven Kingdom's shit. He deserves to live a peaceful life with his wolf in the arctic boondocks

>Cleganebowl about to start
>Hypest moment in the entire fucking season
>They cut to another scene

She is the breaker of chains and wheels, here to claim what is rightfully hers. Why do these fucking northerners keep acting like assholes

Nigger I've been waiting for Homestuck to end since 04/13/09.

You don't know a thing about pain

>8 seasons of character development for jaime gone out the window

How did blowing up the Sept not destroy all of King's Landing with wildfire? Isn't that shit supposed to be super extra contagious or something? Explain this fuckery.

is this English?

>Daenerys sex scene

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They genuinely don't fucking care and just want to wrap it up

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>tfw nobody uses the little birds as spies in every kingdom to gather information any more

why?

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>It didn't even have Frey Pie.
but it did user
just....you know, with D&D's own little spin

As if suicide charging 10k cavalry men did not indicate that you shouldn't expect not shit from this show.

????

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LITERALLY WHAT DID DANY DO TO MAKE SANSA AND ARYA THINK SHED BE A BAD QUEEN SHE FUCKING SAVED THEIR LIVES

>burn a couple lords
>they start a revolution that destroys the seven kingdom for years
what the heck an average lord executes like a handful of peasants daily and no one gives a shit
peasant lifes matter

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hi dany

How can he take the black when the Night's Watch doesn't exist anymore, the Wall has fallen and there's no reason to even have a Night's Watch?

Is Jon going to trick everybody and just go hang out in Castle Black because he doesn't want to be king?

>It didn't even have Frey Pie.
Arya did it :3

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*COUUUUUU

FOR THE

*COUUU

GOOD OF THE

*COUUUUUUUUGHH VOMITS INTERNALLY

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How come they don't want me, man?

DESPITE

LITTLE BIRDS

kek emilia clark definitely put that there to fuck with them
she hates this shit worse than we do

>Arya praised as the hero of Winterfell and not Theon

I hate these fucking writers, reeee!

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>the mountain grabs his crotch and tries to crush his balls
>Grey Worm just smirks and stabs him in the eye into the brain

>ywn experience peak 2013/2014 /got/ again

Take me back

Fuckin BINGO !

Shit that was so bad I genuinely forgot about it. With a fucking finger in it.

Man if they'd actually taken their time we could have had some Manderly plotting, Rickon on Skagos, proper Kingsmoot. Shit would have been cash.

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fuck me

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It never makes sense to me why Dany's never called out on this. She constantly makes speeches about "breaking the system" while also being an actual tyrant who is trigger-happy with public executions.

>Brienne sex scene

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>they want me to believe that tiny thin shitty string is able to pull that ballista
Wtf is this crap?

Me north me hate sunny land people

Preston truly is our guy. He is so great

1 - First turn Dany’s people against her. By planting a seed of doubt in Tyrion’s head , it will either make him question her legitimacy or atleast talk about it to Varys. This could start a domino effect that will turn Dany into a full tyrant further illegitimatizing her claim to the iron throne.

2 - Second send a raven to Cersei that Dany is on her way to Dragonstone.

a - Dany’s fleet has no northerns on it.

b - Neither of them will grant the North its independence if they win, so to Sansa they’re both the same except one of them has two dragons.

c - If Cersei defeats Dany in the black water bay then the Northern army are all intact , Sansa can’t afford anymore losses in her armies.

3 - Third thing she does is to send her Assassin sister down to kings landing to kill Cersei. I don’t think Arya would wait for Sansa to tell her to go kill Cersei but i also don’t think she would leave without saying goodbye and i bet Sansa gave Arya alot of ideas as to how to kill Cersei because she knows Cersei better than her.

So in conclusion Sansa’s objective is to sabotage Dany, helping Cersei to win and end the war very quickly so the North doesn’t suffer any more losses and then assassinate Cersei.

I actually would like to see a Mountain vs Greyworm with Greyworm getting btfo

what did she mean by this?

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He should've done more in the show and be killed like Varys like in the books
I mean, what does he do in the show? He pushes Tommen to release Jaime from the Kingsguard which was pretty smart, but thats it.

Varys literally helped instigate a civil war and supported a foreign invasion because he didn't like that Robert spent a lot of money on booze and whores, despite the realm being in a state of rather prosperous peace

He's a much worse person than Littlefinger

I really like Theon. Plus he's played by a really great actor. Gonna miss him, brehs.

david unironically makes a good wildling

>no one even mentions him
It’s all so tiresome

why the fuck does any character apart from grey worm and dany give a shit about missande?

If you have any last words, now's the time.

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All we have to do with get D&D to read some of these /got/ threads and I will finally die happy

No she didn't? She asked Jorah in Season 1 if the talk about how all the peasants were really hoping for the Targs to come back, and he said that all peasants care about is a long summer and healthy children and they don't care about the game of thrones. It was one of the most famous lines of the first season. How could you lie about something like this?

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Because D&D are retards that don't write coherent story.

Why the fuck was she so awkward about beign a virgin? she's never given a shit before.

Women... lmao, am I right, fellas?

>why yes im kind of a strategist with years of direct experience in fighting zombie hordes on open field with medieval equipment, how did you know?

>Bawww Democracy bad, monarch dictatorship good
Fuck off faggot

Jon could still be dead in the books. His present storyline of making Dany crazy could be Young Griff's storyline in the books when he meets Dany.

What the fuck are you on about. Game of thrones (1st book) came out like 20 years ago. Old bookfags are in way more pain, and have been since Storm of Swords which was the last book that actually progressed the plot at all.

The nobles were killed, so the nobles chimpout.

Every single time.

He'll be the King North of the North

>Arya sex scene

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I forgot, do they even do "The North remembers" plotline in the show? That was absolute fucking kinography when I read it in the books.

This must be the biggest mass teleport so far though right? Every other time it's just one or two characters

Why do they keep bringing up that Jon is male targ? Even if he was a girl, he would still be born as legitimate child to firstborn son and heir of Aerys and would still have stronger claim to the throne than Daenerys. And nobody gives a shit about Cersei being female ruler either so who cares. It literally doesn't matter at all.

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>AAARRRGGGHHH SAVE ME DANY!!!

Go to /tg/ you faggot. Get on that RPG train even if its something mundane like 5th edition just to make things easy to get off the ground with normies.

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>jon takes the black
I've seen this spoiler floating around from some or the more credible sources, but this doesn't make any sense. Since, you know, the whole purpose of the Night's Watch is to protect from the White Walkers

So in conclusion, women are cunts

cringe

he is beta cuck real /ourguy/ is the dragon emands

Post the non episode 3 version

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Isn't it spelled out in like her first chapters that Visy's idea of Nobles toasting to their return was a total crock of shit? That Illyiro was planning Visy like the fool he was?

when jaime was trolling her in early seasons she got triggered beyond belief

>stopped watching at season 3 because honestly im too high IQ for this shit
kek i love how NOW its too far yeah this was definitely the breaking point it was solid gold up until these two episodes

>half of them survived off screen with Ghost
Brabo D&D

all cunny and cunny related plotlines died with mormont

At least he was smart enough to take an exit by himself out of this shitshow

BIX NOOD

Joffrey was next in line.

*Ting* Ahem..... FUCK NI-

TFW you have autism but get vaccinated anyway

He's saying he shit in his pants but didn't want to admit he was afraid so he blamed another, jokingly (most likely because of toxic masculinity where fear = unmanly and thus bad). It's a common banter strategy.

user we all know he's getting resurrected by Melly in the books. I hope it's from Melly's point of view, reading her crisis and then validation of faith would be amazing. Her actress really nailed it in the show.

we've got lady fucking stoneheart my man
jon will resurrect in a couple of chapters

>He wants the conclusion of a decades-long fantasy series to be a basic bitch "status quo good" ending

Why the fuck were people dismantling walls/giant rocks that had randomly popped up in the middle of the courtyard, or using a pickaxe at the ground here and there?

>ywn be Ned and be married to the most beautiful girl in the world (Ashara) and rawdog her every night and going AWOOOO as your Stark seed impregnates her strong, fertile Dayne eggs

why didnt daenerys use instant transmission instead of sailing to dragonstone?

Do they even have lions in Westeros? Who designed the Lannister sigil?

*smacks lips*

SHIIIIEEEEEEEE-

Golden company unveils young griff out of nowhere with best claim

Goddamn why is he so based bros?

There must always be a Night's King.

Is that the 20 good men?

Does anyone here believe the fourth dragon theory?

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They did, but just with some old lady telling Sansa those lines, and then dying by Ramsey shortly afterwards.

It's bad.

Dont trust guys who cant get laid.

THE RAPE SANSAAARRRGGGHH

Ok seriously now. Who thinks there will be another Night King?

Someone should have poisoned Joffrey.
OH WAIT THEY DID AND HE HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH IT.

DESPITE

>We never got more scenes of her naked
The biggest waste.

>most of the dothraki died from whiplash after running into the front rank and being catapulted from their horse into another's arse

No way is Melly doing it in the books, and it'll likely take much longer to happen in the books too. I wouldn't be surprised if his resurrection doesn't happen until the Long Night actually arrives, because let's face it, it's going to be longer than it was in the show.

He was a wasted character, in the books he's Tywin lite, never as good as Tywin at anything but still the only person Tywin actually trusts advice from.

>it's happening
fuuuuuck

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This. He had one of the best character arcs and was based as fuck toward the end. Fucking last man standing with over 50 dead corpses at his feet. It's not right. Only Sansa seemed to give a shit about him.

YOU COULD TAKE A SHORTCUT

There used to be lions in Europe until they got exterminated, I'd bet George has the same explanation for Westeros

>Calls Jon small
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE WHEN WILL IT END BROS

She could have rebuilt the Valyrian empire. Instead she wants some cold shithole.

Dracarys but drogon doesn't take orders from brown people

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Sansa=littlefinger 2.0?

>There used to be lions in Europe until they got exterminated

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Allegedly, there must always be a Night King.

BLEEEUUUUUGGHHH

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bruh, if someone comes in on a dragon and poaches the win im going to shit.

if its aegon, stannis, fuck i dont even know, anyone, I will lose my fucking mind. It would be incredible and I would actually have a full on open mouth basedboy moment.

>I read all the books and everything in between seasons 1 and 2 back when the show first came out.
>Winter Is Coming" is the first episode of the first season of Game of Thrones. It is the first episode of the series overall. It premiered on April 17, 2011.
Its called context retard

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probably down by dorne

What is dead may never die.

>Cleganebowl
>As the fight starts Arya teleports and nothing personnels the Mountain

Everyone kept telling her it's hers. She has seen some shit in her day, it's probably the only thing keeping her from having a breakdown

THERE IS A HIDDEN STASH OF DRAGONARMOR IN DRAGONSTONE, BRAN SAW IT IN ONE OF HIS VISIONS

that's just drogon, could have been undead dragon before he jobbed

Post webm.

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"DESPITE CERSEI BEING 1% OF THE LANNISTERS-"

I WOULD LIKE TO

*cough cough*

FUCK WAIT

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Can't admit you shit yourself user.

I want some wildling pussy

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What the fuck is this about a new prince of Dorne?

What the fuck is even happening? There's two episodes left and we're supposed to care about the region they literally cut from the script because it was so universally despised as an arc?

>Jaime fucks up a good thing with a giant amazon woman to go die with his pice of shit cunt of a sister.
What a retard.

Grab Cersei and jump

I kinda feel bad because I forget some parts of the episode because I'm already drunk before the episode airs every week but then I come here and I don't feel so bad.

DARKNESS
IMPRISONING ME

>Although lions have long since disappeared from Europe, according to reports by Ancient Greek writers such as Herodotus and Aristotle, they were common in Greece around 480 BCE. They became endangered around 300 BCE, and finally became extinct in Greece around 100 BCE.

Murder-suicide imminent

It’s magic, bro.

>everyone in the world realizing D&D are shit that are hopeless without George
>/got/ knew this in Season fucking 2

How were they all blind? I thought maybe it was going to end with everyone continuing to love these two hacks and we'd all just look like crazy people, but the scales have finally fallen from their eyes. But why did it take so long?

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somebody got her expectations subverted

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Shut up dude. homestack is bad and you should feel bad.

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>All those theories about how the NK is not actually dead and they were pulling a big switcheroo on everyone
>Not only is that not the case, this episode managed to be as bad as the last one

Sansa's objective is to make Jon the new King. She told Tyrion as much.

Danny goes full mad queen and burns the continent to ashes.

Only the naked Jon remains because he’s also immune to fire.

He then proceeds to choke her, but he can’t.

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Acted like a cunt over everyone talking about snou and not praising her

Maybe one burned to death by dragon fire and resurrected

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Star Wars is a fucking cursed franchise, can't catch a fucking break ever since the OT and even then George's wife saved it in post

He is... for my dick

he can go fuck himself, Ramsay did nothing wrong and Sansa confirmed

how did Bronn reload the crossbow so fucking fast ?

Cant wait for yara to forget he existed in next episode

Someone have that pic of Lena dressed as Cersei laughing in an interview?

Wow, dany was hot in the early seasons

Let herself go.

why didn't cersei get the mountain to start raping missandei I feel that would sent a stronger message

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Qyburn found a way to make Valyrian steel string.

I was watching a compilation of small council meetings the other day and this took me by surprise. You can clearly tell that they changed writers somewhere between season 4 and 5. The writing took a nosedive since then

cersei is really cute imo

I honestly hope she wins to make everyone seethe

SANSA NO TRUST NON-STARKS

THEY RAPISTS AND SADISTS AND JUST GENERALLY CRAZY ASSHOLES

STARK KING > TARG QUEEN

because she knows twitter would go ballistic

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People are just mad that black people died. They couldn't careless about good or bad writing, if the episode had been Dany riding with her dragons, Jon and her army in an epic shot, it would've been 10/10

You don't live to 50 as a sellsword without being ELITE

Sleight of hand

Because they were copying the book at that point and Varys has something planned with Illyrio.
They even had the scene where Arya sees Illyrio in the under ground section of KL with Vary's.
It's always been obvious Vary's was full of shit, it just got written out in the show.

Why is this a meme?

Modded crossbow from qyburn and his cheat codes

can someone shoop her to have alita style eyes?

>from like 9,000 feet away
and from behind a cliff as well

He's a fast guy

How the fuck did he sneak into winterfell when nobody there knows who the fuck he is

The dragon that got shot and went into the water, he’s not dead but he is pissed off and can shoot flame out his mouth and his throat.....oh Stan is flying him

What was with those facial expressions?
>Jaime could have had her pop out the best and strongest swordsmen in westeros
>Goes to die for his shitty sister who tried to have him fucking murdered a day or two ago
I hate what they did to him bros...

its living in exile, when you join you renounce all claims and birthrights. he probably does it so he isnt forced to be king. also i guess it would make more sense if jon were to learn that dany becomes the night queen

*cough cough* S-SAVE ME PETYR *cough*

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STANNIS

STANNIS

STANNIS

Dabid doesn't care about black people

It was an inn outside Winterfell (there was an establishing shot) which actually makes it a lot worse

Why Sansa and Arya don't trust Dany? Simple xenophoby? The only thing she did for now is saving their pathetic jobbing ass.

Based Sansa StarKKK

And self reloading scorpions, too. No need for extra ammunition or minutes of wheeling it back into a cocked position again.

So guys... Remember the Night King? Anyone?

Sansa knows better

It is and I do

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Are dragons natural animals or were they created from some valyrian magic way back when?

forced conflict because they're using the plot points george gave them but have no idea how to connect them reasonably

>Arya only survived because tons of fucking people risked and sometimes gave their life to protect her from Syrio to Yoren to the Hound to Beric to a bunch I've forgotten
>"hurr durr who needs anybody but your family"

???????????

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You mean, Darth Maul

whos that?

Let's ask the Kingdom of Stormwind

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I don't believe for one fucking second there's a timeline where Cersei sees all her worst enemies lined up in front of her, with like 50 balistas and hundreds of archers pointed at them, and them having nowhere near enough soldiers to even defend themselves, and she doesn't just go "FUCK 'EM UP".

more thread, your grace?

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He upgraded it in the weapons menu while he was traveling to winterfell grinding a few XP points

trully a master craftman

I think they mentioned that Jon is marching with the rest. Not sure if it’s just the nords or everyone who didn’t fit on the ships

OMG just turn your sex off and have the show you nerd

>we could have had some Manderly plotting
Too bad he died too soon.

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>wall destroyed
>no wights/walkers
>free folk are friendly now

He just wants to meet Val

>maybe sending light cavalry into an enemy of unknown composition and known to massively outnumber us in complete darkness is a bad idea
Wow that was hard

>D&D say the Dothraki are all extinct in episode 3 behind the scenes
>next episode it turns out only half are dead

WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK?

*BLEUGH*

STANNIS

*COUGH*

I-IS

*COUG- COUGH*

ALIVE

*BLLLLLLAAAAARRRRGGHHHHHHH*

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If only the old kings of westeros had thought of using ballistas then maybe all the Targaryen rule thing could've been avoided.

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Ah, I remember now. Yes, that is literally even more retarded somehow.

I've been drinking to get the episodes out of my mind.

It's just fiat.

>irl feudalism ends with absolute monarchy
>lol no, it ends with a council of lords who'll backstab each other in the next decade and who can't be held accountable
What did George mean by this?

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If she actually believed that then she's a fucking retard thinking the peasantry would want another Targshitter in charge after what happened with the last one.

Because she thinks it's hers by rights even though it's Jon's. She's worse than Stannis and her retarded fans can't even see it

>4th dragon
>it belonged to jons father
>it finds jon and wants him to become its master
>ghost watches from a hill top
>goes north defeated

Disagree, you are retard. She could attack King Landing in S07 win the war with Cersei, wait for noth be destroyed, and then fight white walkers in King Landing.

Where were the Targaryen ships sailing to when they were ambushed? The castle they showed looked nothing like King's Landing and yet they wash up there?

subverted expectations

I'm praying for you man. Sincerely you're in my heart and I hope you have a wonderful night

pimpin aint easy

humanity never learns

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>bran tyrion sam and davos form a democratic council

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She showed up at their house just flaunting her army and dragons and basically intimidating them into bending the knee. Her entire diplomatic strategy is being threatening. Aside from that her impulses are destructive as fuck, they have seen what she does to people who disobey her on her way to winterfell and how quick she is to just burn them alive. Jon just can't see that because aunty pussy is too potent and he's an idiot

heh

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No. Some random character says the lines but there's absolutely no plotting

It annoys me a little how the whole "I burn people" thing hasn't been played up more until this season.

I think it was Dragonstone

Maybe breathing fire tires out the dragons and also maybe they don't want to be flying lighters.

lol any seblance of authenticity has been gone since season 6 desu
[Spoiler]it huets cause blackwater was kino[/Spoiler]

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Rob Halford is fucking hardcore

A fellow Cum Town fan I see

>know that the only thing that kills a wight is dragonglass
>have a fuckton of it
>give none of it to your dothraki that you're sending out to start off the battle
They lucked out with Melly teleporting in, and even that couldn't save them.

Magic, bro.
If you accept dragons, fire magic, whitewalkers, and shit then you should accept magic giant crossbows.

>You can clearly tell that they changed writers somewhere between season 4 and 5.
...No, this was still Dan and Dave, the guys who've written the whole show so far. Same writers, they just lost passion after season 4.

thank you user

this, ROTJ is shit for most of it, TESB was saved by Kasdan and Kurtz, and SW saved by editors (not only Marcia tho, fuck that feminist revisionism)

She goes there after Jon negotiates and convinces her to go there, she didn't just show up out of nowhere. and Jon had bent the knee, how is expecting basic respect wrong? And burn who alive, literally no one knows about the Tarlys except Jon and Sam as nonsensical as that is. The most they would've heard is that she freed slaves in Essos

Did you forgot about the loot train in s7?

based and red pilled

kek

The old GoT died with Tywin's death

Realized he was a bit underleveled for that part of the main quest so he stopped at the Twins to grind some Freys before continuing.

They ran out of book material then

She has no personality and no friends. Conquest is the only thing that keeps her going forward.

It's common knowledge, I don't follow degenerates talking about nothing

They need to either unveil a Blackfyre heir that they're backing or abandon Cersei for Dany. Any other thing will be shit.

She has his cockless niggah friend

Based retard.

I'm being too wishful here but what if he actually rode off in order to kill cersei himself? The reason he gave that whole " I'm a shitty person" speech to brienne was to try to inspire hatred for him in her and make her feel less bad for him leaving, but also to imply that he's horrible for heading off to kill his own sister. Then again this show is currently so far down the drain i doubt this would actually happen.

You can clearly tell the ballistae are not designed to aim towards the ground but she still should have killed them maybe she thought the dragon would do something

>I-I can't defend myself reeeeeeeeee

I really doubt it sadly.

It'd still be shit writing because he could've just said he needed to kill her, or have him ride out in the night without Brienne catching him. Acting as if he was going to join the enemy is simply retarded, because for all he knows Brienne will call the guards and proclaim him a traitor, or someone else will catch him. The way they did it now was done explicitly to go "fooled you! Bet you didn't expect him to kill Cersei huh??", if that's the route they go. It'll be retarded.

Nah I'm just a monarchist.

Not all targshits are immune to fire. Jon is not immune to fire.

Thats true. I still hope for that to happen as dumb as it is though because now they are just dumpstering his entire character arc

Because people prefer not to be on fire

they're basically just brian and stewie griffin at this point

It's really the only alternative at this point. Unless John decided to become King, the 7 kingdoms will either keep fighting each other for the stupid Iron throne or they'll simply become their own separate but equal kingdoms with trade agreements. The last one would only work if all 7 monarchs were on board with each other.

>Nah I'm just a retarded faggot
Fixed that for you

why is this funny

If she said 'Fire and Blood' it would have been so much cooler.

Suppose that's due to showfags knowing nothing of the Targs beyond yaas kween dany.

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Because dragon collapsed the walls?

Dany isn't meant to be immune either. Stupid D&D fucking it up from the start with that bath.

Why would you give a shit about that at the time? Everyone was tired and just happy to be alive while sad for those they'd lost, the feast made perfect sense. People doing back-breaking home repair doesn't, at that time directly after the battle.

Didn’t she have a stroke or something

>unexpected horse anal vore
>dothraki horde digested on an open field

fund it

just wait for the books
>oh wait