Zombie Hodor edition
/got/
/clarkeguard/
I LOVE EMILIA CLARKE
there was no rape, Jon....
It was awful
>*COUGH*
I JUST WA—
>*COUGH* *COUGH* *SPIT*
I JUST WANTED WHA—
>*VOMITS*
WHAT WA—
>*COUGH* *COUGH* *COUGH* *BURP*
WHAT WAS BEST OF THE RE—
>*HHHUUUUUAAAAAACK* *FARTS*
BEST FOR THE REALM
>*DRY HEAVES* *DOUBLE SNOT ROCKET*
don't let jon see this
aagh
WHEN MEN SEE MY SAILS, THEY PRAY
Reminder that the Wight Hunt was kino as fuck
What was the point of Qarth?
Reporting for duty, objective, protect her smile, I take first watch
BACKLINK
STANNIS IS COMING!
Promise me, Sansa....
He made cersei suffer too which is a plus
/got/
MY KNEE IS BENT
aaagghh
explains a fuck ton
POD THE ROD
i fucking hate all her costumes these past two seasons. they all look like the same thing with different fur colors on it. shit is ugly as fuck
What is the single most DAAAAAABID GET THE CRAYOOONNNSS moment in all of Game of Thrones?
>the twist is GoT is set in the modern world
>mfw they all get arrested in the end by police
Merling theory debunked.
was the new episode the worst written episode in the show? i cant think of any other that tops in retardation
kek
What went wrong? Tell me
is this fake
AAAAAGGHHH
i looked for you on the catalog
the whole fucking wight hunt
>A pirate who wants to fuck the queen
So where exactly did Salladhor Saan vanish off to?
Reminder that D&D took a shitty "hurr dragons are nukes" metaphor from the Fat Man that was both dated and didn't even really make sense, and turned them into an excellent metaphor for the challenges of airpower in the 21st century
>Decisive in open field engagements
>Collateral damage problem in urban environments, especially against opponent willing to employ human shields
>Non state actors can still present unexpected low altitude problems
>Near pear adversaries with advanced weaponry present existential threat and question future relevance
>High development/procurement/operational costs leading to low unit numbers unable to sustain attrition
Unironically bravo D&D. Euron's fleet last episode might as well have had Type 55 painted on the side of the ships. And yes I know this is ruined because Dany is going to magically beat them all next episode
Imagine the smell
>yellow text on bright backgrounds
What twit made this?
He drank during the virgin question. What does it mean?
literally last weeks episode
where's stannis
Twenty good men
your hair is white but our eyebrows are black
nope fell off a HBO production truck
Based scene from a based movie
>this is fine
>I'm Gendry Rivers
I love Stannis but this is getting pathetic.
I'm sure yes.
They turned on a single episode my beloved Dany into a mad queen.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH
based Jojen dying just so Bran can watch Sansa get raped whenever he wants
did ramsey let his dogs take turns on sansa?
hmm
He's just playing 9d chess
Emilia is so pure
Dumb, but rolling
how the fuck did he get the last name rivers???
>Weak men shall never rule Dorne
>The new Prince of Dorne has allied with Dany as well
OH NO NO NO NO NO
LOOK AT THEIR FEMINIST AGENDA
HAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>he still thinks Euron aimed these bolts directly
S7E6
no u
Why Stannis knights are going beyond the wall?
Both dragon glass and Valyrian steel forged by dragon fire but dragon fire does fuck all to nk. Explain
>English police suddenly burst onto the scene
>"BY THE QUEEN THIS RENAISSANCE FAIR HAS GOTTEN UTTERLY OUT OF HANDS!"
Imagine the fucking reactions.
youtube.com
Compare this to literally any dialogue scene from the past three seasons.
Dayne?
>"There must always be a Night King"
Keeping Cersei alive and as final antagonist while still having to reach George's mad queen ending meant condensing everything, removing logic and merging characters
How does Dany still have ships left?
Euron destroyed her fleet in season 7 when he captured Yara and Theon fled.
Euron destroyed her fleet again in season 7 when the Unsullied attacked Casterly Rock.
Then Euron destroyed her fleet again this season when he captured Missandei.
But still she has enough ships to land at King's Landing? Nevermind the ships Yara used to recapture the Iron Islands?
because killing the night king had unintended consequences.
>talking about GoT with my normie friends
>say how stupid it was the long night was over in 1 episode and we got nothing more on the NK/walkers
>they tell me I just want to see explosions and magic
>they tell me it's all about the story and plot now
>they tell me 'dude it's called game of THRONES'
>tell them but the plot makes no sense and there's loads of inconsistencies and retarded writing
>point some out, like the prophecies and jon being resurrected
>they tell me I'm trying too hard to be different and nothing's perfect
well, /got/?
>Jon finally about to tell his family about his parentage
>"Tell them, Bran."
>"Ok, CUT!"
What the fuck is their damn problem? Do they really think people wouldn't want to see the first hand reactions of Arya and Sansa?
It was shit, but nothing can ever be worse than *teleports behind you* Arya.
Mommy why did you name me after the villain?
>muh shockvalue
BRAVO
R
A
V
O
meera
subverted expectations
are Dabid actually /ourguys/?
*cough
HOLD U-
*cough
-P YOU ARE SAYING THERE
*cough
IS ANOTHER?
BOW BEFORE YOUR NEW KING YOU SHITS
Anal doesn't count
This is my dog. He doesn’t belong in the south so I’m gonna send him north with a barbarian. Should I pet him and say goodbye or just look at him then walk away?
>yfw that entire plotline was conceived solely so we could get a zombie polar bear
This looks like a painting, but it's actually a screenshot from season 1. She was really good looking back then.
You think Westeros has a deforestation or a manual labor problem?
Does Jon know that Dany is barren?
He was just drinking to be funny like “yikes this is awkward better drink”
dragon glass is forged inside vulcans and valyrian steel is forged during magic rituals
at least read the books your fucking faggot
She was so CUTE in ep 4!
Bad writing
>post yfw the Stannis scene is a flashback provided by Bran, where Stannis is just hanging out in Dragonstone and discovering a secret room full of dragon armor and weapons...
yes. Yes, it was.
When was the last time a character even interacted directly with a direwolf? Much less touched it?
>Iconic symbol of female empowerment built up over 10 years just to be put down like a mad dog so that a patriarchy can be reinstated with a council of only men to advise him
You tell me.
If the leaks are correct we're going to have quite a shitshow on our hands.
He's a wild beast not a fucking pet terrier
>comparing book show to shit show
season 4 was the last overall good season
the only good thing that came out of season 7 was the spoils of war and in the previous seasons just the battle episodes
the books will never be finished
pretty sure Gorge is getting paid off to never finish them so they can take credit for finishing his story
enjoy it faggots
>Reaghal's replacement is just a random guy with wings on his arms flapping around Daenerys making screeching noises
>after the Bobby B scene we never saw the Kingswood again
really makes you think...
Why did she even go to dragonstone at all?
>Caring about seeing how 3 main characters we've known since season 1 have their relationship entirely changed
>Didn't want to see Bron appear out of nowhere with a crossbow to demand a castle and then disappear
Sounds like someone didn't like having their EXPECTATIONS SUBVERTED
FUCK TARGARYEN FUCKING SHITS
FUCK DRAGONS
AND FUCK FOARS
THE FLYING WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORE
Man the gendry/arya scene was horifically written
you could tell gendry's actor was really struggling with that shit. It was so unbelievable for so many reasons. What the fuck were they thinking
AAAAAGH *cough* PETYR SAVE ME *cough*
>you never will find a imature beaultiful clown gf
Not logically consistent with the physics of the world. This is a subverted expectation to someone who doesn't understand the world's rules.
Reminder
The GC are going to betray Cersei
The hands should form a Starbucks logo
Do you guys (and girls) think that the Starks go AWOOOO when they see a full moon
>has friends
What’s your secret?
>mfw the sjw crowd tries to call it a male power fantasy when Jon wins
Gotcha, I pulled a sneaky on ya there.
HOLY FUCK BROS SHES BASED AND REDPILLED IRL
>What the fuck is their damn problem?
>single biggest event that changed all of Westerosi and Stark history
>LOL SUBVERTED YOU DON'T GET TO SEE
House of the undying
I know some people that named their cat khaleesi and some others who named their daughter Arya in 2016 lmao.
>That gaunt thousand-yard stare as she grimly calls for Dany to burn them, burn them all
How many times was she raped? Does even Bran know?
There are so many to choose from:
>armoured men afraid of shirtless Ramsay releasing dogs
>Ramsay's 20 good men
>Dorne rescue mission
>Sons of the Harpy suddenly appearing in Blood Pits in Meereen (imagine how many people walked in carrying giant golden masks, then put them on, only to look up dramatically as if they could hear the creepy music playing)
>Sand Snakes killing Tristane and disappearing
>Sand Snakes killing Doran and then just taking over with no objections form anyone else in Dorne
>Brienne rescuing Sansa and the disappearing hounds
>Theon decides he needs to go to the Iron Islands, whilst just outside Winterfell, with no provisions, no clothes, being fed whatever Ramsay gave him and being the most hated man in the North, yet makes it there instantly
>Arya's Braavos chase scene
>Sons of the Harpy were just stabbing people outside the gates of Meereen so that they could get their heads cut off by the Dothraki and Daario
>Entire Battle of the Bastards
>Cersei blows up the Great Sept yet no one seems to care, including Jaime who killed a king to stop this kind of shit
>All of Cersei's victories in season 7 (at least Euron killed the Sneks)
>Wight hunt
>Arya leaping in from nowhere to kill the Night King
What have I missed?
seeing this pic for the 3rd time, what the fuck is supposed to be on here
And that did whay for the plot?
Have sex.
Valyrian steel has some mental fucking blood magic involved, it's not just dragonfire
In Jaime's hand on the far left
Wheres that from
What's the point of Night's watch?
What's the point of 3ER?
What's the point of Night King?
Excuse me that’s a mini schnauzer
Ghost was in the room with Jon’s body, so then. Arya touched nymeria, too.
Why was nymeria actually a direwolf but ghost is a normal wolf?
>Bron appear out of nowhere
This still gets me.
A KNOWN SOLDIER OF CERSEI... with a BIG FUCKOFF CROSSBOW... just WALKS INTO the room currently being used by the HAND OF THE QUEEN.
She told him but he doesn't believe it.
I'm starting to think their romance is a D&D invention to throw viewers off and subvert our expectations. Nothing about her having kids or Jon having kids has been brought up and besides their dragon ride, they barely seem to get along
>Golden Company's leader steps forward, about to go to battle with Dany's forces
>Pulls off his helmet
>It's fucking Daario
>He leads his troops forward, to join Dany's forces
>Then turns and faces Cersei, pulls his pants down and pisses on the ground
S8E4>S8E2>S8E3>S8E1
It's shit but the least shit one this season so far.
How did they fuck up season 8 so bad?
HE SNEAK
No they're not, the Golden Company does not break contracts. Their guarantee is what makes them so expensive. If they broke a contract they'd immediately lose their reputation and would not be as expensive any more
lmao they are right about everything
could just have told you to have sex tho
C U T E
U
T
E
best reactfu uploaded the newest episode!
youtube.com
*COUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGHH
ARRRGGH *COUGH COUGH *
SOMEONE *COUGH COUGH *
S-SOMEONE *VOMITS* *COUGHS*
AHH AHH
ARRGH
SOMEONE TELL
*PANTING PROFUSELY* AHH AHH HARRGGHHH
*VOMITS*
S-SOMEONE T-T-TELL
T-T *COUGH COUGH**
T-TELL Yea Forums S-S-STANNIS IS.......*COUGH COUGH* STANNIS I-IS....COMING BACK *COUGH *VOMIT*
ARRRRGGHH... *VOMITS*
*DIES*
Remember the episode when Cersei and Jaimie cross dressed?
Ghost is a wolflet. The runt of the litter.
So you are fine with everything that has happened in season 8?
>How did they fuck up season 8 so bad?
They had to one up themselves from season 7.
>implying D&D fanfic follows logic and reason
the actor was pissed they killed him off and tried to reason with Dabid but Dabid was busy coloring that day
E3 is the worst episode of the entire series
Perfect ranking
He is canonically the biggest and has been the biggest until recently
>paychecks have stopped coming
>no longer need to lie
I can't quite follow the story arc here...
neck kino
how indeed
Bobby posting give me life.
lmao
*COUUUUUUGH
DANY THIS WASN'T PART OF THE PLAN
*COUGH
SAVE ME AEGON
KINO
azor qyburn, the prince that was promised
Well, Theon calls Ghost the runt when Jon finds it. Guess dabid rewatched old episodes and decided to run with that.
Why did they even kill this dude? They could've kept him around like Jorah and nothing would've changed.
>>Sand Snakes killing Doran and then just taking over with no objections form anyone else in Dorne
I mean, did they really take over though? We never saw them command a Dornish army or meet with Dornish lords. We only saw them take over the Water Gardens and have a few Dornish ships at their command
what are the odds that daario naharis is in the golden company
Should have been Daario
That would just be delicious
Watching episode 8 of season 5 now.
Tyrion met Dany. Will they have HOT SEX?
why are women in charge and why are all the men cripples?
I feel like the show is actively making me dumber at this point, is this the biggest quality disparity of anything, ever? Even zombie Simpsons have some merit compared to this.
But they had a whole extra year to write the script
100
second episode bored me and some didn't like other small details, but otherwise it's doing what it's supposed to do perfectly
entertain me
8/10 would rewatch (i actually am), the fact that it triggers both normies and incels only makes it much more delicious to me
No way I would notice that otherwise, thanks user
>yellow text
How is George both such a pussy but so redpilled at the same time.
He stops call I g himself a feminist because a woman told him men can't be feminists. He doesn't get why women honestly like Sandor, Jaime or Theon. Yet he makes the feminist icon people have been cheering for go insane and get put down like a mad dog by a guy she gave everything for and who everyone betrays her for
I'm fairly convinced george is biding his time to see how badly the show fucks up.
He has 2 drafts of the winds of winter, and will release either one depending on how badly D&D fuck up his original outline and sully it.
Anyway, that's what gives me hope as a desolate bookfag.
>Euron's fleet last episode might as well have had Type 55 painted on the side of the ships.
You keep making him sound more and more based.
They work for Euron not Cersie
Dead
why the fuck did she not get the him and the entire second suns to come over
why weren't they there in the first place helping with the zombies
why are the writers so stupid
>Why did they even kill this dude?
Notice how GRRM didn't tell them about what happens to secondary characters. So Dumb and dumber killing people like Barristen, Stannis, and Roose for me is total bullshit because I know they are just making all this shit up
>at least read the books your fucking faggot
If I need to go beyond the adaptation to make sense of things it means they did a shit job.
This was, legitimately and unironicaly, what drove me mad the most
I miss her, bros
>They gave Arya the win because Sansa and Yara will literally be the only female rulers at the end of the show
>And they'll have the worst lands
FEMINIST EXPECTATIONS SUBVERTED.
Here's to Lord Robin, Lord Gendry, Lord Tyrion, Lord Bronn, The Prince of Dorne and King Bran, First Of His Name.
LONG MAY THEY REIGN!
LONG MAY THEY REIGN!
retard, he is the one that grows to largest size
lady is the cuck dog
>no dark frame
>can't read shit
>tl;dr anyway
Of course they're making shit up, this didn't actually happen user
brainlet
He was bigger than this in every previous season, d&d are skimming from the cgi budget
>build up romance between characters for like 7 season
>have character go through experiences and changes that lead him to make major revaluations.
Just kidding I’m still and cunt and want to go fuck my sister. Bye!
Yes, they fuck.
OH MY GOD JUST ANNOUNCE FUCKING WINDS OF WINTER FOR CHRIST SAKE
>watch teaser for next episode
>Euron is wearing the jacket with the stars on it again
yeah im thinking he fucks dany up hes at max power next episode. The /fa/lets are finished
Can't wait for Jon to kill that dumb bitch Dany for calling him short (5'8 is average)
WHOA SANSAS SISTER NO IT WAS JUST A PR-
ANOTHER COCK JOKE?
AAAAGH *cough* BLERGH AAAAGH
Because he's an OG leftist from the hippie era, they don't give a fuck about political correctness.
add lancel at bottom left and it's 10/10
I used to hate Daenerys but now she's literally the only likable character on the show, what THE FUCK happened
top fucking kek
>this didn't actually happen user
I hope GRRM sees how bad all this went and told them a fake ending
The way he said it, it's like he's going to kill Cersei
>fully armed Barriston Selmy losing to random unarmoured, untrained assassins
BASED
he did rewrite most of twow after 2015
Mario Narharis
WHICH AEGON
BOTH OF HIS SONS WERE NAMED AEGON
>*COUGH*
DESPITE--
>*COUGH* *COUGH* *HACK*
DESPITE MAKING UP--
>*DRY HEAVES* *COUGH*
DESPITE MAKING UP ONLY THIRTEEN---
>*GURGLES*
>*DIES*
he's heading back to kill her
>tfw daario has the intention of helping dany but changes his mind when he sees she's with jon snow and instead decides to fight even harder for cersei
>Jaime vs Euron
the war for Cersei's cunt
>What the fuck is their damn problem? Do they really think people wouldn't want to see the first hand reactions of Arya and Sansa?
they also had no time for showing the message of missandei's capture being delivered, greyworm's reaction, any strategizing about what to do, how the parrley got set up, etc.
but they had 30 minutes of time for a pointless funeral/feast scene
GRRM doesn't care. He's fat and old and rich, he could not give less of a fuck about any of it
The shield wall scene, easily.
*cough*
I MUST PROTECT THE REALM BY DESTROYING THE REALM
Post your face when Grey Worm tries to fight the Mountain and gets his skull crushed in
Jaime states that they have taken over Dorne in a later episode in season 6.
some people are just smoothbrained
i want to reread the books, but i'm not going to bother until Winds is officially out and able to be purchased
not worth the time waste
>yfw Euron wasn't Daario
>yfw Euron was Salladhor Saan
based 'aaaagh' poster making the rounds
>my face while watching this shitshow go down
No she isn't lol. You must be high.
No that will be #arya
dont they break their contract in the books? maybe im thinking of another merc army
Remember when there was supposed to be a civil war if they killed Margery and the high Sparrow, along with all the other nobles of King's Landing?
>tfw my original webm now has a legacy
Proud of you lads.
the extra year was for the dragon cgi
No
cry more, your tears are a refreshing drink
Remember when 9 year old Jamie and Cersei played at doing what hey saw the dogs doing to each other in the yard?
Surprised they managed to sneak that onto the season 3 DVD.
>they had 30 minutes of time for a pointless funeral/feast scene
I can't fucking believe they burned Theon.
Not drown as an Ironborn or given a crypt as a Stark.
Fucking burned with the rest to stop them from becoming zombies even though NK is fucking dead
God I am so fucking mad
>I like danneh!
>What happened
Perhaps your mother drunk while you were in utero, maybe you just didn't pay enough attention in school.
Even the normies are turning against this shit, this is the worst rated season and 4 was the worst rated episode ever.
*COUUUUUUUUU
WHERE IS STAN-
*COUUUUUUUUU
>virgin
>but all the women are crazy about him
The dude just fucking loves to eat pussy. He'll spend hours doing it.
Disease bro, gotsta burn them corpses
i'm expecting jaime to kill cersei, only to pull his face off and have it be arya
not when your name is Lena and Dabid like likes you
he even drew her a valentines card with his favorite crayon
Sansa looked really hot this episode desu
Apparently the war ended in one short scene.
I'm glad the nigress died
This reminds me of when r/freefolk invaded this thread with their Jonerys shit. This is a Baratheon-Lannister-Greyjoy board.
He was a good friend
for Dannys soles!
She did LITERALLY nothing wrong, she's the only one that cares, she's the only one that loses. Jon is a fucking retard, the Starks are cunts, Tyrion and Varys are brainlets, Jamie keeps being development raped, why should I dislike her or like anyone else
Memes aside. What actual plot decisions could they make in the last 2 episodes that will "save" the show for you?
I can't think of any. It's that far gone for me Also I'm retarded
It hurts too much
thank u user :)
I unironically wouldn't be surprised if a normie attacked or tried to kill D&D
Seems like something idiotic a normie would do because of their media
good idea, I'll have it by next thread
Nah it's literally this
Bran now harbors the minds of all previous holders of the Three-Eyed-Raven, the last of which was Bloodraven, Lord Brynden Rivers. Brynden Rivers was famous for his skill at sorcery opposing his Blackfyre siblings and siding with the Targaryen crown during the Blackfyre Rebellion.
During the Battle of the Redgrass Field, Bloodraven led his retinue of longbowmen to a ridge in which they were able to fire down upon the Blackfyre knights. It was said that he guided the arrows that killed Daemon Blackfyre and his two sons, practically ending the First Rebellion.
Now we can assume Bran inherited this power and somehow guided the bolts that hit Rhaegal. This would also explain why the Ironborn engineers how whiffed their bolts aimed at Drogon and Daenerys despite that being a far easier shot than Rhaegal. Bran needs Daenerys to survive so she can level King's Landing and kill Cersei. If she does this, there will be massive moral impetus for Jon to kill the Mad Queen before she can cause any more damage. Jon will be so guilt-ridden that he will abdicate the throne. With the major pretenders of the throne now gone, there will be a Grand Council and they will chose Bran as King (echoing the election of Aegon V, another event Bloodraven orchestrated in his life.)
In the last episode, the scene where Tyrion and Bran discuss his new wheelchair, he brings up that it was built by King Daeron. This event happened 120 years ago, during the reign of Daeron II, the Good. He was the King Bloodraven defended against the Blackfyres. It seems like a trivial detail but I think it reveals best that Bran is now part of a vast network of information and memories. And now this hivemind will be elected to the throne in the guise of a young Stark.
Is anyone else super emo over how shit this season is?
Tier 1
S1>S4>S3>S2
Tier 2
S6>S8
Tier 3
S5>S7
Nah, shitposting is fun
BASED
based
plebs hate her because they know she's that much superior
I agree, i almost forgot she looks like Boy George. Bad possi Sansa is best Sansa.
Euron and Gendry exist.
You had a chance Westeros, HAD A CHANCE
meant for
Because that IS Dany. She's a conqueror, not a ruler. She's the fire that burns out the rot and corruption so that new, more just and noble things can grow in.
But you can't just let a flame continue to burn like that, someone must eventually step in and extinguish them once they begin to do more harm than good.
If Jon survives all I want for him is to go north and roam the ranges with the wildlings and Ghost, he keeps claiming he doesn't want the throne and he'll be gigantic hypocrite if he reneges in the last moment
>hey, the chick who did this invited us all into her castle to protect us from the dragons
Would you go in the castle? Would you trust Cersei?
I really wish I had the chance to smell her feet.
you are right
>boy I sure do love peeling people's skin off
Yeah, great leaders there lmao
I'm free to waifufag now that I lost all interest in the plot, feels pretty good.
>S1>S4>S3>S2
S4 tier 2
>Tier 2
>S6>S8
Should be in Tier 6
>S5>S7
Tier 11
What if "Azor Ahai" wasn't a name but an old language expression that meant "the friends we made along the way"?
objectively correct
Probably thinking of another one, but it's extremely common for merc companies to break their contracts. The Second Sons break theirs, the Brave Companions break theirs, the Windblown breaks theirs
The Golden Company is different though, they're seen as the company with honour and integrity, and never break a contract. Which is why they're the most pricy
>Entire world just realizing D&D are hack frauds and this show was only good when it followed GRRM and went downhill as soon as it ran out of book material
>/got/ knew this shit back in Season 2 with Talisa, Iron Price, etc.
We called it boys
>yfw Quentyn actually lives because he arrived in Essos only after Dany had left, and then went back home to fix up Dorne
>yfw he'll get to ride a dragon after Dany is killed
HAIL THE PRINCE WHO CAME TOO LATE!
Euron is a living asspull and a cuck, Gendry is barely a character but he aight
Danaerys has actually been right every time since arriving in Westeros, Varys and Tyrion caused all the fuckups. She could have taken King's Landing within weeks of arriving and got the whole thing wrapped up.
>Sansa lives
Yeah, I don't want that I hate her stunty long face.
But....if they had a big enough dog I have a ending in mind.
Make Gendry the king. Kill off Dany and Tyrion. Bran goes to live North of the Wall.
Talise had a nice ass tho
BURN THEM ALL!
>Would you go in the castle? Would you trust Cersei?
I don't know, what does the script D&D say? Did you read the script? What's that over there, is that the script?
*cough cough* I HAVE NO COCK MORTY *cough cough*
>End of season, Jon Snow arrives at the Wall
>Tormund is there to greet him
>"So... Shall we be calling you the Queenslayer?"
>Jon grimaces in dismay only for Tormund to burst out laughing
>"HAR! Fat chance o' that! You'll be having none of your fancy titles up here in the true North, Bastard."
>With a look of immense relief Jon hugs his old friend and then bends down to hug Ghost
>"I'm home."
>Credits
Not a fan of the coughing varys meme
Why was he not wearing any armour again?
>imagine having a Louboutin girlfriend
god dammit
They're hamfistedly making her more sympathetic to hype up epic feels for when they kill her.
Fuck no, I'd get the fuck away as soon as possible. I've heard Dorne's lovely this time of year and all the plots over there have been resolved and/or murdered to get them out of the way.
Cersei would have no time to make the ballistas and the Night King couldn't cross the Wall without the dragon anywhere, Dany becoming the Mad Queen is the biggest asspull in the show but with how retarded her advisers are it doesn't surprise me
You deserve to be banned but this is fun.
>that moment when Dany is in the Winterfell hall and she realises she's going to have to murder every single one of her allies
Fucking keked
Cersei blamed it on a Dornish terrorist attack, the fact she wasn't at the Sept when she was scheduled to be was just a lucky coincidence as she was running late.
>Not a fan of the coughing varys meme
Varys cough, Stannis aghhh, and Dany reaction image are the best things to come out of this show because it's all of us trying to cope with the shittiness of this show
>Dany razes kings landing and kills everyone
>children of the forest come out of nowhere
>pin Jon down and turn him into ice zombie v2.0
>Bran rolls up
>you will obey this time
>Jon/Night King 2.0 raises the dead of the Mad Queen
>Jon vs Dany, Jon wins but turns Dany into the Night Queen
>Keep raising the dead
>War with Children of the Forest is implied but we don't know how it ends
>fade to black
you can't kill 50 man alone
Wait, if sam is Maester of the Watch how the hell can he walk around fucking gilly?
Aren't both sworn to have no heirs?
Same
BOBBY POSTERS GET IN HERE!! WERE FIXING /got/ THREAD
Remember when Robb, a First Man, and Talisa, someone from over the Narrow Sea, got married under the light of the Seven?
Sloppy shit even then
STOP IT THIS IS KILLING ME
FUCK D&D FOR THIS
FUCK JON FOR THIS
FUCK THEEEEEEEEEM
Best possible outcome of current shitshow desu
it seems _really_ easy to make a new white walker
It's not her fault she was just a little over caffeinated.
If this is what drove Aerys mad, he might've been right to burn them all after all
FUUUUCK NEW LEAK!!!
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It was also a coincidence that King Tommen wasn't there as well.
NEW
BLOOD OF MY BLOOD
>implying I don't got 50 different cough memes already saved
Yeah so far Season 8 has been a lot better than 5 and 7 which has been refreshing
Still a bummer that we haven't had a genuinely good Game of Thrones season in 5 years now though
why not just have euron show up with cannons from the east and kill the dragon with those, see then it works because 1. nobody knew he had those so it wasnt retarded to send in the dragons 2. its thematically good because its like technology killing myth and something nobody thought possible defeating something else nobody thought possible
just one of many little adjustments that would make this show not garbage
what if someone else offers then way more money?
D&D will just come with something like
>HEY SO WE HAVE NO KING LMAO WHO SHOULD WE ELECT?
>*everybody stares at Bran*
>wha- what? i don't want it
>Bran crowned
>and who
>are you..
That would be great and the only good thing to come out of all this.
he got kidnapped or something then started going paranoid
Dorne is the only place that hasn't had an army rampaging through it taking all the grain, AND they're not as affected by winter as everywhere else. I would have been on my way there two seasons ago.
>She did NOTHING wrong
I don't have enough time to list her retardation since the first season, although most of those ideas weren't hers they were other peoples and she just went along with it because fuck it?
>Why should I dislike the person given everything from birthright and blood alone compared to all the other people
Cause you are meant to dislike her, that would be the main most obvious reason.
They killed him off so that Daenerys would have no seasoned military commanders advising her, so that Jaime can outsmart them and push Dany to an alliance with Jon.
I feel like Bronn will be a pretty good Lord of the Reach, his love of Dornish whores will finally bridge the long-standing enmity between their two lands.
JUST MARRY HIM
ITS SO EASY
NAME HIM YOUR CONSORT
ITS RIGHT FUCKING THERE
THERE IS NO FUCKING REASON JON & DANY CANNOT HAVE A SINGLE CONVERSATION ON THE TOPIC.
LITERALLY JUST HAVE JON DISLIKE THE INCEST IF YOU NEED THE DRAMA
ITS SO EASY
i hope she had insurance on the sept
correct decision. If george kicks the bucket (god forbid) then don't bother even reading the first one. Being a bookfag is pain and that's why the fanbase is so fucking autistic and starved and constantly rereads for miniscule hints about what might be coming.
Yeah, and in my opinion, that's because the show has sort of anti-inspired him, he's now seeing on screen some of his ideas and how silly they look. I think he'll take Winds in a different direction and as for Dream of Spring, who knows, it will probably never be released.
topkek
Who are you and what have you done to Maario
>fuck about political correctness.
That's not true at all, he decided to address why there aren't more black people in the books a d said he was gonna make Valyrians black but changed his mind and it's too late now, not rven oh well they're in the summer islands and the story doesn't take place there. Watch the Long Night prequel have black protovalyrians or first men
Oh I forgot the part where she actually has no right to the throne anyway but that isn't going to stop her despite years of saying it's her right, thats a recent one.
She was perfectly content to marry him if he agreed to swear Bran & Sam to silence and disclaim his title. But he wouldn't
It's not paranoia if they're actually out to get you
i wouldnt mind this
i hope there are no similarities between show and book this point on
Just renewed it coincidentally enough...
Yes he missed a carriage, crazy coincidence eh?
i dont get it why would cersei be disgusted with Euron he's a god damn dragon slayer
lmao
In the books there's an entire town that makes money being a brothel for the Night's Watch. You can have as many bastards as you like, you just can't have any heirs to pass land or titles onto, since all your worldly goods should go to the wall and mankind's protection.
Aegon had no right to the throne either, there was no throne in fact
It's literally new iteration of ARRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHHHH meme to deal with coping what shitshow this series has become.
Shut the fuck up
>enjoys getting raped
>feeds """anything""" to her dragons
>lusts after her nephews cock, even after learning shes jons aunt
>started organising when her brother was killed
>has a bagina
they've been forshadowing loony dany for years
q>random soldier calls Jon 'Aegon' by mistake
>Dany hears it
>decides that Jon is planning a coup
>"FITE ME IRL NIGGA"
>Jon wins easily, it's honestly pathetic how piss poor Dany is as Jon tries to reason with her and effortlessly deflects her attempted sword strikes
>she calls Drogon to melt Jon
>Jon screams at Drogon like he did at the wight dragon (foreshadowing)
>Drogon recognises the true Targ and burns Dany instead
HYPE
Nice. Does she hold him up in the air by his cock?
Because when the actor complained about his uncanonical axing, it made D&D want to kill him even more.
Yeah, Daenerys is quite quick and eager to publicly execute her enemies, and this is something that is made to look reasonable from her POV while actually scaring the shit out of everyone else.
I didn't think D&D had the balls to make her the bad guy considering how much they tried to justify her actual tyranny™ throughout all these seasons, but it seems like they actually are. Good on them.
>8 year metaphor for death in the making
>smirks *nothing personnel kid*
>What's the point of the Nights watch
retarded or top tier bait
I can't tell
not laughed like that in a while
Reminder that Dany expected to land in Westeros and for there to be crowds of cheering women and children and a parade of soldiers bending the knee to their rightful queen who has returned at long last.
She is entirely justified at being a bit miffed that people keep treating her like an invading power-hungry cuntsack
It's just the beggining, watch as normies will start turn on Dany, Yea Forums will 360 on her
...
Yeah, turns out when you kill everyone who opposes you people won't like you very much.
can someone ad a plop sound when tyrion jumps overboard
It's not the material itself that damages walkers. It's being fucking stabbed. Other materials, however, get destroyed/shattered when you attempt to attack WWs with them.
No.
>sad music starts playing and you and me look at each other for our scene.
>OG leftist
>supports Biden
He'd be considered right wing in EU
so did bran