/got/

the stannis horse wins the race

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varys did nothing wrong
he's the only schemer with good intentions

Ahem

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First for "exhausted crew" -- on a year and a half schedule to produce 6 episodes.

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nth for where the fuck is the Dornish army

i like the guy, but he's going down for betraying the queen

it only feels like they're insulting us, the way they said "does anyone even know who rules the stormlands" or how they said a dornish prince is willing to ally with daenerys only for her to brush it off immediately

That would be kino as fuck. The 3ER was playing 5D chess all along, having these idiots eliminate his powerful magical adversary and then themselves

Why are they even making Ghost cgi?
Just get a big wolf

How did that s*yboy bar react?

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moot stole my pic

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>moot
literally who

>tfw no alternate timeline where dany conquers the free cities and sets up shop in Pentos as the new capital of her empire while patiently planning her invasion of westeros and learning to rule wisely
>tfw dany will never create the biggest empire since valyria and unite both sides of the narrow sea under her rule ushering in a new era of prosperity and kick starting the industrial revolution, while abolishing slavery and liberating essos from the scourge of the dothraki

Please be real

I think Ghost is video of a wolf superimposed on the background, that's why no-one interacts with him and he looks out of place in every shot.

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"I'm asking YOU who rules Dorn."

"Yes."

"Who is the new Dornish Prince?"

"That's the man's name."

"That's who's name?"

"Yes."

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/clarkeguard/

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GEORGE SHUT THE F*CK UP ABOUT THE ORANGE MAN AND FINISH THE F*CKING BOOKS AHHHHHHHHHHH

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post your face when Grey Worm kills the Mountain

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Shirtless Ramsay was the turning point .
GoT stopped being good exactly there

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>she's hateful, and so am i

absolutely based

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>to the dragon queen!
>5 mins later
>dany who? jon you should be king lol

exactly

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imagine if grrm wasnt such a retard

maybe we would have had all the books by now

D&D would have still ignored them and filled them with OC but we might have had some decent scenes.

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“Do you know what leadership means, Lord Snow? It means the person in charge gets second guessed by every clever little twat. The moment he starts second guessing himself that’s the end. For him, for the clever little twat. For everyone.”

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10 Kings? I can only see the one true King of Westeros, Stannis Baratheon

>mfw dragons finally get what they deserve
>mfw Danyfags finally get what they deserve
>Mfw showfags finally get what they deserve

Nobody gave a shit when they gutted Stannis like a fish.
Nobody cared when the SS Character Assassination came for Jaime.
People's eyes glazed over when I told them what a joke show Euron was.
Nobody noticed Stoneheart, Griff, Belwas, Victarion or Arianne Martell not existing.

But now the tables have turned. Now Danyfags are finally having to deal with the bullshit they've wilfully ignored for years. And they can't fucking stand it.

This is the Stannischad's fiinal revenge.

This is the ending you deserve.

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It's gonna set up so Cersei looks like she's gonna burn down King's Landing, but Jaimie teleports in and kills her. It will be like Mad King poetry shit.

Ok /got/, you’re the last known heir of the old royal dynasty. You just land on an island fortress with your army of tens of thousands Dothraki, thousands of Unsullied, the iron fleet, arbor ships, and ships taken from slavers bay slavers. You have the backing of dorne, and most of the reach. Your enemy has no allies save for a different iron fleet and the westerlands kinda.

The north is in open rebellion led by a bastard of winterfell who was the lord commander of the night’s watch, bolstered with an army of wildlings. They’re allied with the Vale, whose knights are all up there. The riveanda are a shit show, the crown lands too afraid of your enemy queen to do anything, and the stormlands have been inactive due to unclear chain of command for years now.

How do you go about taking the iron throne and becoming ruler of the seven kingdoms?

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Blackfyre King!

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BRAN KING BRAN KING BRAN KING BRAN KING BRAN KING BRAN KING BRAN KING BRAN KING BRAN KING BRAN KING BRAN KING BRAN KING BRAN KING BRAN KING

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I know, it looks so awkward
Like i said, why not just get a big wolf and put him in. Just for scenes where they can give him pets or something or to sit in the background, its just so weird to have him there every couple of episodes isolated somewhere

*cough BWWWWW AHHH * cough

SAVE ME TYRION BWWWWWWWWWWW

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guaranteed that more than one person noticed it but didn't say shit cause they wanted to go the fuck home instead of fix an already ruined season of shit

Thorne was the best shit d&d wrote. His more complex stuff wasn't in the books.

Wtf I love Dabid now

he didnt fly so good

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11/10

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art

Give me something for the pain and let me die.

wasn't he supposed to die in the north?

>Gendry wanted the Arya bowl
>gets dumped
>ayra is a independent north womyn who don't need no man
Jesus what a fucking mess

>mfw arya kills cersei

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>Grey Worm sees the mountain
>charges with his spear Theon style
>Mountain grabs spear, splits in half, pierces Grey Worm with spear
>Arya jumps out from behind and Mountain grabs her
>she does her dagger trick and pierces the Mountain
>The Mountain breaks into tiny pieces of flesh

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Explains why Cat looks 70

>tfw no land-based mobile scorpions mounted on the backs of elephants

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Episode 4 was much better than 3

The show died with them

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A GOOD TARG IS A DEAD ONE

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heres a cute Emilia

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Can you train wolves to not maul people? You could get a big wolf-looking dog and do some perspective trickery I guess.

Hey, remember that time Sam went to the Citadel to become a Maester lmao

poisoned by their enemies

its clear they quickly made the last few episodes and pocketed the rest of the money

>Episode 4 was much better than 3

It's like comparing shit to literal cancer

Fucking based

can a lazy fuck get a quick rundown on the episode?

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I find it bizarre that D&D chose to cut one major thing that made Jaime an absolute cunt in the books (his role in the Tysha lie, which they've cut) but they've added new things that make him an absolute cunt instead (killing his cousin, still being in love with Cersei)

I'm not against Jaime being portrayed as a grey character who does go dark sometimes. I don't think he will be fully redeemed as a good guy. But I just find these specific decisions weird

STANNIS!

STANNIS!

STANNIS!

STANNIS!

STANNIS!

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Hop on the first ship to the Summer Isles and spend the rest of my days bleaching 10/10 exotic nymphos

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critics are calling it everything from shit to fucking shit

I’m smoking a Marlboro red 100 at this very moment

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who /euron/ here?

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>Hey, remember that time Sam went to the Citadel to become a Maester lmao

Remember when the Stormlands went 2 seasons without a lord?

This

Jon is an absolutely terrible ruler. Both the North and Watch turned on him, the former would've dethroned him if not for Sansa and Arya being there keeping Sansa in check. He lost and fucked up at the Wall, against Ramsay and Long Night and had to rescued every time multiple times.

And reluctant ruler a shit. You can understand the burdens and responsibilities of ruling while still wanting to rule

dragon die
black lady die
jaime pump and dumped brienne
pod had a threesome
Jon dumped Snow onto tormund
IRL people were very very upset

Jon will execute varys

aaggh

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>he's the only schemer with good intentions
oh sweet summerchild

Hey remember that time Bran spent 6 seasons travelling (ie getting carried) to the far North to learn from an ancient wizard how to time travel.

Then he just used it to learn (and cause) Hodor's backstory

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>Final confrontation with Cersei
>She's learned how to fly and shoot lightning from her hands
>Arya fights her in the throne room, but Cersei has been knocking her around
>Cersei: You still refuse to accept my godhood? Keep your Old Gods! In fact, this might be a good time to pray to them!
>Cersei: For I beheld the Great Other as he fell from Heaven... LIKE LIGHTNING!
>Cersei flies towards Arya
>Arya does a spinning kick and hits Cersei in the face
>Cersei flies backwards shouting in anguish and hits a box filled with jars of wildfire
>Arya runs and jumps away from the exploding wildfire
>Arya: Cersei... you're off the throne!

GET FUCKING HYPED

>YFW "You're beautiful"

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webm with sound where?

Lmao, fucking yanks

yes yes euron well done very well done.
HOWEVER

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Maester Rayman

ARRGHGH *cough cough* SAVE M- *vomits* S-SAVE ME *cough cough* LITTLEFINGER

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Ghost had a hard life.

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where can you post sound on this site anyways

>today i will write a page of TWOW
5 minutes later
>ORANGE MAN BAD
>VOTE FOR KIDDY FONDLER
>BUY MY FIRE AND BLOOD BOOK

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a flock of ravens will fly through the window and carry him into the iron throne

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Who is the Alexander of Game of Thrones?

youtube.com/watch?v=Ynxkteheq_0

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>I now remember Ramsey ridiculously killing Roose

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any webm of missandei getting beheaded?

Starbucks, that is all.

I WIPED YOUR ASS IN BELOW ZERO WILDERNESS FOR YEARS

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>Mountain was originally killed by Oberyn using a spear
>gets re-killed by the other brown guy who's trained all his life to use a spear
The fuckers would do it and say it was foreshadowing and they always knew it HAD to be the spear-guy.

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episode 3 literally killed the show, anything that wasn't 82 minutes of dabid farting on the camera would've been better

>varys wants stability for the realm
>proceeds to continue making it less stable inadvertently with his actions

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So did his corpse come back to life? Did they ever reclaim his body from the Lannisters?

I see. Walder Frey has been murdered, and you think I did it.

guys guys guys

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AHHHHHH SAVE ME FAT WALDA

Unequivocally based
Let it all burn
STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS

where the fuck is Victarion Greyjoy? isn't he supposed to be the strongest man in the whole world?

>tfw Theon and Stannis should have had screentime in Season 6
>tfw Alfie Allen and Stephen Dillane could have had the most kino scenes in the series

still not over this

it's true though
varys just wants what he thinks is best for the common man
whether he's right or not is a different story, but his heart is very much in the right place

DROGOOOOOON

This show is like trailer park boys since Netflix bought it. The characters have become caricatures if themselves

When did the writers become so edgy

post your face when a NEGRO FEMALE IN CHAINS was BEHEADED on tv in front of MILLIONS

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maybe in another timeline where dan and dabid left after season 3...

>JUST TURN UP THE BRIGHTNESS BRO
>JUST TURN OFF POST-PROCESS COFFEE CUP RENDERING BRO
This season is a complete joke, we're reaching The Last Jedi levels of incompetence and deflection here.
>had to try several different heaving Varys images before I found one that wasn't a duplicate file error
wew

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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That would have been fine. Just retcon Ghost as the runt of the litter. Symbolism of the Stark heraldry was important.

>Arya takes her mask off
>it was Arya the whole time

The point was to make people hate Cersei, not the writers.

this was a backfire

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Burn the Red Keep and storm the city woth only a quarter of my army in case of wildfire. Have Varys reveal sewer access to parts of the city crucial to holding and crushing resistance. Offer to marry a member of the North, if not, ignore for now, consolidate power, rule, have kids, grow and attack later, winter is here anyway and taking the years it'd take to chip away the North one castle at a time is too much to do too early in my new reign

DROGON
DROGON
DROGON
DROGON

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Good thing he's retiring, to the open hunting grounds north of the wall
hopefully his old master will join him up there

>a show named Game of Thrones treats its characters as pawns
Say it ain't so.

Reminder: Jon is a Blackfyre fucking shit since Rhaegar's marriage to Elia Martell was not annulled by a High Septon. Some backwoods shyster septon has no authority to annul such a union.

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Gurm is the epitome of a boomer

Also I think judging from this, Preston is very wrong on the kind of 'radical hippie' he talks about George being. In reality he's a very status quo centre-left normie

Did Arya take her bag of faces with her?

As bad as the show has been lately it gave us a few good scenes

youtube.com/watch?v=k89u46KD20M

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>should we show Ghost fighting some wights? Maybe have him jump in to save Jon at one point?
>nah man, just have him be weirdly furless in spots the next time we see him

MISSANDEAD THE UNSKULLIED

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Roll

the show died with Oberyn Martell
change my mind

...

Sure you can, wolves are just wilderness dogs

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So, Euron's gonna realize the baby's not his, right?

He is gonna realize there's only one way they could have known she's pregnant, right?

Who?

>This season is a complete joke, we're reaching The Last Jedi levels of incompetence and deflection here.

The coffee cup would just be a funny gaff if the plot and consistency weren't so badly done. It's cumulative.

Remember when he stole books that amounted to nothing but telling us Rhaegar got married, and it was gilly that even found that book by accident

Will bran ever DO ANYTHING?

ayra killing the night king was the single stupidest thing I've ever seen.

The show died with Stannis

missing several h's and g's

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Who /predicteddaenywillbecomemadqueen10yearsago/ here?

ARRGGH

*cough cough* W-WH *heavy cough*

AARRGH *gasping for breath*

WH-WHY DIDN'T I JUS - *cough cough cough*

WHY DIDN'T I JUST STIC- *vomits profusely*

S-STICK WITH LITTLEF- *vomits blood* LITTLEFINGER *passes out*

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>So, Euron's gonna realize the baby's not his, right?

Wasn't Euron's goal to join up with Dany and conquer the world?

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>well, Arya kinda forgot she could do that. so she left it Winterfell
D&D explaining why she didn't just change faces with Lannister or Golden Company soldiers to infiltrate Kings Landing and stealth nothing personal kid kill whoever she wanted

And Grey Worm is going to now lead his army of black people on a rampage through the city slaughtering innocents, before inevitably dying himself. If Missandei caused controversy, we can only imagine what the shitstorm next week will be like.

Euron's gonna tie her to the prow and give me my damn Forsaken chapter.

he's going to sit atop the iron throne and rule as the almighty autismbot

defy him and he'll go into your past and make you retarded

His tragedy was one of increasing loneliness and impatience with those who could not understand. And if his desire to recoincile westerosi and wildling ended in failure... What... Faliure? His failure towarded over other men's successes. I've lived a long life user, and the glory and memory of man will always belong to those who follow their great visions. And the greatest of these is the one they now call... Megas Stannis... The greatest of them all.

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WAIT

WAIT

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Wrong. All Blackfyres are Targ bastards and/or their descendants, but not all Targ bastards and/or their descendants are Blackfyres. They're a specific branch.

>Oberyn fought the Mountain to avenge Elia Martell
>Greyworm fights the Mountain to avenge Missandei

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Literally everybody above 0 IQ

Turn your brain off bro, it'll amount to nothing

>Appears out of nowhere playing the same crappy music

this and the night king pics are the only good thing about this season so far

>Sure you can, wolves are just wilderness dogs

They are more dangerous. Anyone retard can get a dog pup and live with a dog but if you fuck up with wolves you are much more likely to get killed.

He is mostly living in the past. So he is probably Bran the builder and the NK.

>D&D think that his name is "Gendry Rivers"
>D&D think the reason Jon has a better claim is because he has a cock

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She's not gonna live to give birth to it anyway so who cares? The witch said she'd have three children, no more, no less.

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based

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IN MY DREAMS I KILL HIM EVERY NIGHT

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fucking got me

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Fine, he's just a Targ bastard then.

His body took a really long time to make it back north. By the time it got there it was nothing but a bag of bones.

>tfw bookfags and loreshitters read all the theories years ago and knew this would happen
>normies dont know about Targ fucking shits going nuts and anyone who brings up the mad queen will be forever called a racist incel
brb having sex

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They have someone who knows all of the secret tunnels in the Red Keep. They also have someone who knows that he knows all of these things. Not once did they think to send 20 good men through these tunnels to kill Cersei, ending the war in season 7. Varys' storyline has now changed from serving his own purposes to 'looking out for the realm', so there was no reason for him to not go along with this.

She's had four already

I was really annoyed no one went up to Bran and asked "What happens now?" I know Bran doesn't really have any emotions at this point but does he also not have any thoughts at all about the entire apocalypse being averted?

c an someone explain to me how exactly they are "running out of money" for the cgi

better version
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It's a joke

Jews are white.

The show already fucked that up, she had a fourth baby (and no, it wasn't a stilborn, he was killed by a fever)

He wouldn't be a Blackfyre even if he was a Targ bastard, that's not how it works

Unrecognised bastards don't get a name
Recognised bastards get a regional specific name (Snow, Storm, Hill, Rivers, Pyke, etc)
Legitimised bastards get the family name
What happened to Daemon Blackfyre was entirely different, because he was legitimised and given his own new House. That's how House Baratheon was formed as well

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If arya has 100% perfect stealth assassin super powers why doesn’t she just kill Cersei and Dany and anyone else who is in the north’s way?

He will merge himself with the kings landing weirwood and become the immortal god emperor of westeros.

>George loves Targs
>makes the last female insane and has her die at the sane last male's hand to drive him to everlasting depression and apathy
what did he mean by this?

Mein fuhrer i can walk!

I think Danny is right to burn Kings Landing to the ground.
If she took major casualties or even lost the battle because she was trying to walk on eggshells when Cersei hid behind her civilians; then what would stop all the other rebellion minded lords from pulling the same stunt?
Better to blast the one city and let all the fuckwits know they can’t hide behind women and children.
Much better than perhaps having to fight more battles that get even more people killed.

NOT A REAL STARK

LAST REAL STARK WAS BRANDON STARK

He's stuck in the past mostly. Not much to say about the future. Or anything recent.

she drove her last living child to suicide cause she's fucking delusional
she should've been killed and ousted by the population of kings landing when she blew up the sept
retarded ass plots everywhere

I couldn't stand her since season 1, she ironically acts privileged all the time even though everything she got so far was gifted to her, from the dragon eggs to the dothraki army, which all led her capabilty to conquer cities and expand her army with a snap of her fingers.

And no spreading your legs is not actual labour.

Meanwhile John Snow wen't through deepshit several times and worked his way up.

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why do people keep telling this bitch secrets?!

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I hope he wargs into Aerys II and Bob, then ends the session, and when he opens his eyes, they're blue.

Targs kept more than one wife when it suited them. They didn't give a shit what some Andal religion thought about their marriage practices.

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Reminder Ned gave up his waifu for this universe
Was it worth it Stark?

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>where the fuck is Victarion Greyjoy? isn't he supposed to be the strongest man in the whole world?

He fusion danced with Euron.

nth for Ashara

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>Some backwoods shyster septon
Sam said clearly that was the diary of the High Septon, so the marriage with Elia was annulled.

what happens with dubs ?

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If Robb just had an ounce of the chad Stark mentality instead of retard Arryn brain he would have BTFO the lannisters completely

M-more wine your grace

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>Last scene
>Its just Bran in his wheelchair in front of the iron throne, alone
>He stands up and sits down on the iron throne
>Looks at the camera
>"Looks like i win the Game of Thrones."
>smirks

>he'll go into your past and make you retarded
his hand is called HODIG

based sophie enjoyed the rape

Technically Orys was already legitimized and given the Baratheon name
He took the house sigil and words from Argilac to fit into Westeros

BLAAARRRGH *vomits* AAAAHHHH AAHHH ARRGA

ARRRGHH *cough cough* ARRRGHH *heavy breathing
WHY
AWF D&- *COUGH COUGH* AARRGH D& d

D AND D-D *COUGH COUGH COUGH* ARRGHH

D&D WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO MY - *COOUGH* *VOOOMMITT**

AARRGH AHHH AHH *COUGH COUGH*

D&D WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO MY CH-CHARACTER *COUGH COOOUUUUGGGHHH** *VOOMITT*

AHH ARRGGH AHH *COUGH COUGH*

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She was empowered by Melly's words with the specific goal of killing the Night King. The Lord of Light's plan had a LOT of moving parts and the end goal was her shanking that frosty cunt. She's good, but it's not necessarily something she can repeat now that R'hllor's hunger has been sated

will the LOTR show be any worse than this?

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*nods*
Lord Stark...

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that fight with Arthur Dayne will never not be stupid.

why TWO swords? why not a Spanish Montante which was designed to protect against multiple attackers?

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than why is the vfx so bad?

Dual wielding is badass

quick somebody redpill me on stanis

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D&D love Lena and Cersei too much to kill her off when she should've or have her face consequences. That's why everyone is acting "moral" about taking her down, why they're all retarded and she's a genius and why everything that happened in season 7 and till now served only to weaken Dany. They're hacks

They spent all the CGI budget on dragons

Spain isnt real in GoT

BEHLOND DAWN, THE LEGENDARY SWORD OF HEROS

...AND MY OTHER SWORD TOO

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Not gonna lie, if Dawn had that design in the show plus the pale milk shine of the book, maybe a bit more intricate guard and pommel, it'd be pretty sexy.

wee lookd fur yer in the catalog

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can't wait for people to realize GRRM is responsible for this and not D&D

he's back

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>She was empowered by words
but thats stupid

I just compare Baratheon to Blackfyre as they're both cadet branches of House Targaryen stemming from bastard Targaryens

I called that the Children created the Others to fight the first men and all of that during season... Whatever it was on right after the last book was released. People called it stupid headcanon and dismissed it.

God it's so shit
That dumb little thing in the pommel
Didn't even bother making it look like valyrian steel much less it's own unique thing.

>Dany's all "look I can scheme too!" with making Gendry Lord of Storm's End
>First thing Gendry tries to do is marry Arya, which would have revived the alliance that knocked down the Targs the first time around

>Dany overriding Sansa saying they should wait by saying they can't because Cersei is getting stronger everyday
>Meeting had just explained how Cersei was getting weaker everyday (losing the Iron Islands and Dorne)

I can't tell if this was deliberate of D&D to show Dany is losing it and is a terrible ruler, or just bad writing. I mean I would assume the second is definitely intentional, we have Sansa saying they've still got a bunch of wounded, Dany saying she doesn't care, and then cutting to her wounded dragon dying. But who knows at this point.

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Why? She used words to set the Dothraki on fire, Thoros used words to raise Beric from the dead. Why can't she use words to give the Princess Who Was Promised the power to kill the NK when nobody else could

Because Dabid is like a child. Because Dayne is this super cool romanticized hero of a knight he had to make him a dual wielding jedi. There is no moderation in the minds of these idiots.

Here you go, still waiting for the video and their tears after Miss Sunday goes full Ludwig the XVI

youtube.com/watch?v=bXaGymhf8wY&t=174s

it is stupid headcanon that will not happen in the books

If you haven't read the books then you have no place commenting here.
Asoiaf
Begone got twats

>what is Dorne

>supporting targaryen fucking shits
>ever
neck yourself

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who is this whore?

Based George.

They had a milk-coloured greatsword Dawn, the director said it looked like plastic when shooting so they said fuck it and made him twirly two swords.

Promise me, Sansa...

god fucking damn it. I imagined his voice, can't fucking breath, thanks a lot, user

>Missandei goes from one of the most pacifistic characters in the entire show to calling for Dany to burn the whole city down while sporting a grim 1,000 yard stare
Gods, imagine the sheer MILES of Ironborn cock she took on the voyage back to KL, I'm sure Euron made sure that every sailor aboard his fleet got a shot at that tight brown butt. Probably got into some fucked up depravity and humilation shit, making her call herself a the Kraken's Cocksocket in a dozen different languages.
And that's not even going into what happened when they arrived at the Red Keep and was put to questioning by Qyburn and eventually the Mountain.

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I don't want the LOTR series to be bad bros.
I don't want my childhood to get shit on this bad bros.

>mfw they refuse to upload reactions to the missandei scene calling it problematic

Gorge should've layed out his exact plan and thought process on an ending and refused to hand the rights out unless they followed it exactly
why are authors who hand their shit to hollywood so fucking stupid
She's a great actress, but her not being dealt with is the literal downfall of this show

he's dead

why didn't The Mountain chop Missandei in half? lopping off heads clean has never been his style.

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Still mad about being laughed off of Yea Forums?

arthur dayne is a spic

DANNYS DANNYS DANNYS

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What's next for our guy?

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reminder that they had 8 seasons of development for jaime for him to finally turn good guy (a full season late) only for him to run back to cersei 3 episodes later. what a joke

>worked his way up.
Lol wot? Jon had an instant in being raised and educated as a Lord's son. He was automatically the best fighter and most educated of any other recruit there which is why Jeor wanted and he could make friends teaching others. And the books being Ned's bastard is even how he gets Mance to spare him

alright fine

Aaaaargh save me little birds SAVE ME

>youtube.com/watch?v=_HLFdg7CRkI
>5:00
oh nonono nonono noooooo

why didn't the mountain smash her head in like ellia and oberyn

Cersei really missed an opportunity to have The Mountain or Euron rape Missandei then and there while Dany and her army watched.

He got so much money, as if he even remotely cared what they did with the series

just get a regular colored greatsword. look a million times better than a regular longsword with a fucking sticker on it.

>fuse two completely different but interesting characters
>it turns out nothing like either one
bravo.

Danyfags are literally mentally insane.

euron's boat best boat

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The trilogy will always be there, forever. Who cares if they make a shitty show.

This is the Final Boss of GoT.

Say something nice about him.

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Thats a sexy looking sword

cant scream anymore, no pathos

Imagine how much better this show would have been if they never had to recast the original Gregor Clegane actor

why didnt the mountain rape her

>"I'll burn you alive"
y-yaasss q-queen..?

he's dead

aaaaargh lord eddard please aaaaag save meeeeeee

torgonudo fodder

Every turbonormie seems suddenly surprised that the show is shit since alt shift released his new video

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Danerys is the final boss retard

It's from 2018 I think but what did they mean by this?

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>went from the absolute kino book villain, basically a fucking terrifying lord of darkness to this wannabe british punk rocker

testing

Showfag in denial.

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>alt shift

LINK

he's doing a balon cosplay

took them long enough

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Time skip ending, Euron LIVES

if you are very strong what's bad with dual wielding
having 2 daggers worked fine for the fokin legend

Do girls think Euron has cool facial hair? I kind want to shave my beard like his.

Hey, did D&D ever reveal why they hate Stannis so much?

and?

>trusting a fucking Tully woman to keep a secret

Remember what happened when Catelyn tried to play politics and keep secrets? This is why Ned never told Catelyn who Jon really was. The bitch would have told people that Ned never betratyed her and then would have abducted Joffrey.

No, the turning point was the introduction of the Sand Snakes. Show's been shitty since Season 4 but normies are only just noticing now

>Yea Forums

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A good lesson on why you shouldn't cast non-white actors.

with these people, everything is possible

>giant zombie
>mad scientist
>punk rock pirate
>evil queen

why are the king's landing final villains so campy?

It's like a cheesy 80s fantasy

based

>tfw we will never get a true two handed sword in movies and Yea Forums shows because they don't want to show how big they could really get

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>A few years ago in-universe Joffery was talking about how the new crossbow he got for his birthday was one of the most advanced in the world because it had a slightly faster and more efficient loading mechanism
>Now suddenly they're mass producing ballistas that can shoot down dragons and blow apart ships while rapid firing.

It has been obvious since the first minute of 5x01. Still enjoyable if you switch your brain off and have sex.

Rolling

Is that Jaime? He looks like shit

George is a money hungry hack. He doesn't care what the show does as long as they pay him. He even admitted this saying he hates fanfiction but if you pay him it's now a license so you can do whatever you want. He also sees adaptations as separate from the original, see how many children did Scarlet O'Hara have, so d&d can do anything they want and he won't care if it's faithful or not

Thats strange when anyone ever points that out to them they are quick to point out that they not white but jewish.

Why would they do such a thing?

Next up: Jon, you are the future Nightking?

no. also it will look worse on your ugly mug

It's Qyburn nigga, ain't gotta explain shit

>Jews are white.
That's a racist statement

Jews are semitic.

dying while laying over a market table full with Calamari. Screenshot this.

why didn't cersei just launch arrows at danaerys army while they were all standing there

the first decision isn't bad. gendry has no reason to betray her. if some targ fucking shit later down the line fucks up again then they have a nice legitimate cadet branch with a claim to the throne. it 'sows the seeds for civil war' technically but that's impossible to prevent in system like that where nobles constantly marry each other.

GoT rewrite where Ned trusts Varys and tells him about Jon in season 1

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bran told jamie off screen the child is a ruse

ned u dope

wasnt ned's basically that big

>Show decides to go off the canonical rails extremely early on
>Instead of crossbows, Walder Frey simply unleashes a fully armored Mountain upon the weddings guests

the main actors are getting millions per episode. this is why season 7 and 8 have less than 10 episodes. there's no money for cgi. that's why everything looks so terrible.

that's honestly what I'm expecting. No matter who ends up on the throne we can be sure we'll see what our favorite characters lives are like 20-30 years later

Woe to the usurper if we had been, or the thread would lie beneath the archive

He only rapes white Girls

>dear fellow white people

>that qt mirin' pod the rod

Would Varys do anything? Jon isn't a threat to his plans from the Wall.

Did they actually base it on anything?

He'd take it, gives him a perfect excuse to fuck off and leave everything.

>Dornish girls
>White

tfw Pod got a threeshome in the background of Sansa's meaningful convo with Hound

Why ruin a scene with logic and common sense when you can just look at the pretty colors and subversion?

why didn't the mountain rape her, cave her skull in with his bare hands, cut her in half, then piss on her body from the battlements

>use this kind of sword outside of a rigid formation
>weighs a shit ton
>you swing
>miss
>opponent closes in
>you're dead
great fucking idea

He's actually better like this. One of the few things the show does better.

>there just happened to be a war between the First Men and Children before the Others showed up from nowhere and forced them to join forces
>the Others just happens to be deathly mortal to the Children's shitty weapons, while the wights are not
>The Children were just forced to give the Night's Watch 100 Obsidian daggers every year after they made peace for random reasons, not as a form of war reparations making sure they can't pull the same stunt again
Yeah, sure.

Im good looking though

new thread

i hope Dany burns everything down

Why is Tommen the only based character?

>king
>banged marge
>got out before the show went to utter shit

Really makes you think

>End of season, Jon Snow arrives at the Wall
>Tormund is there to greet him
>"So... Shall we be calling you the Queenslayer?"
>Jon grimaces in dismay only for Tormund to burst out laughing
>"HAR! Fat chance o' that! You'll be having none of your fancy titles up here in the true North, Jon."
>With a look of immense relief Jon hugs his old friend and then bends down to pet Ghost
>"I'm home."
>Credits

KINO.

what film

seeing as varys was helping both aegon and dany i don't see why he'd try to harm jon

>>you swing
Wanna know how I know you know nothing about swordfighting?

Varys would've looked into him and see all he's done with his 'little birds' and see he might be fit to rule sooner
could change him supporting Dany in the first place
Dany would'nt have accomplished anything and would've been happy to find out she had a living relative still

Nah, the pommel only went up to his chin

Lossed opportunity by the show desu

thanks

that shit is supposed to be for stabbing? sounds retarded

Ghost was the runt of the liter

Even if it turns out a ruse and he's actually going to kill his sister it's still shit writing, because he'd have no reason to not just tell Brienne that. They've painted themselves into the corner of shit writing, with no way out.

That sword was used by a real german Knight but damn i forgot his name. Guys armor showed that he was like 2,20m

What is this from ?

i could have maybe seen this happening earlier in the series before boobs went away

Just how little wind is there for him to go around with all those sails? Are there frequent doldrums just off the coast of Westeros?

Gotta admit, that'd be a great ending.
Him visiting that Weirdwood where he burned Yggrit.

He also has already a slot prepared for the Dragonglass insertion.

Maybe because it is an actual cheesy fantasy

I like it, but if its such a badass boat, why didn't they build more of them? I mean even being bigger than the others with those massive sails they would probably be just as fast. You could even skip the whole kraken bling-bling on the front to keep the flagship unique while speeding up production...

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Combat with big ass two handed swords never have big ass swings in a wide arc UNLESS they're actually trying to create space, not actually hurt someone, or they're fighting against a big ass formation of men in which case you just don't use the same techniques as in a 1v1 and your opponents can't maneuver properly either. In a more personal fight the real killing strikes are usually very short and calculated movements, double bonus if it's a technique that doubles as both a deflect and a strike, or grabbing that bitch by the blade and using it like a spear to deliver a quick thrust.

the Alt Schwift X video still makes me laugh desu
youtu.be/YrU1SGDdViY

I'd unironically love this. The ranger life is so much better than the leader life.

Yes it has. Do you even watch the show? The horse, the village, etc

And by a white blonde, no less

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>quickly drank when Tyrion asked the virgin question
>but then suavely convinces two girls into a threesome
Is it safe to say he's all tongue and that's why all the girls are crazy about him?

The iron throne was the wheelchair all along

Jon has a better claim because of how claims pass down retard. His dad was heir, and then when he died his claim passed on to Jon.

When Rhaegar died the claimants list was:
1. Jon
2. Viserys
3. Danny

Would actually be pretty ebin.

>literally who
go back

HOLY FUCK I THOUGHT YOU GUYS WERE JUST MEMEING WITH THE COFFEE CUP. WENT THROUGH LIKE 10 DIFFERENT GOT THREADS TODAY SINCE MORNING ABSOLUTELY SURE THAT IT'S A FUCKING SHOP

>MFW WHEN ITS ACTUALLY FUCKING REAL

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