STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS edition.
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Eternal /got/ - Game of Thrones general
Joseph Martin
Kevin Taylor
AAAAAAAAAAGGggHHHhhhhh *cough* *cough* AAGGH
SA-*cough*-SAVE ME TYRION
Christopher Wilson
Evan Nguyen
TARG
FUCKING
SHITS
JAIME IS FUCKING NEXT
Cooper Brooks
BEWARE OF KGB DIVIDE AND CONQUER SHILLING
Christian Nelson
WE'RE BACK
Eli Anderson
based amidst salt and smoke
Dominic Gomez
/clarkeguard/
Julian Ramirez
All that paddling paid off
Nicholas Martin
The leaks confirmed it
Stannis wins the throne in episode 6
Blake Johnson
you a virgin?
Joseph Perez
Who /viserys/ here?
Christopher Young
roll
Ethan Torres
At least we got this gem from this shit episode
Juan Green
>I wish I was home
>I don't like to swim
>I got sand in my mouth
>Why couldn't it stay in Essos
Ryan Jones
I enjoyed the scene where Varys and Tyrion were talking about how much of a shit cunt Daenerys is but then it made me sad because it reminded me of the interesting political drama of the early seasons.
Michael Cruz
alright
Jose Richardson
The things I would do to turn season 8 from shit to something good:
>make the episode 2 longer so it ends with the death of Dothraki and the final charge of the undead on the infantry line
>cut episode 3 entirely (for now)
>make the episodes 4-6 into episodes 3-5 (for what the fuck effect - "why did they cut the battle?", "who killed the NK?" etc.)
>end episode 5 (6) with Bran waking from his another vision near the tree in Winterfell
>reveal that episodes 3-5 were Bran's vision of the future
>OH SO WE HAVE A FUTURE AFTER ALL
>Bran turns his head to the right where the Night King is staying right near him
>IF I CALCULATED ANYTHING WRONG THEN I'M DEAD - Bran says
>the episode 5 cuts to black when the Night King tries to take his weapon to kill Bran
>episode 6 is episode 3 and it ends like normal with Arya taking the kill revealing the true end of the Game of Thrones
Adam Sanders
>GIVE ME THE FOOKING CASTLE OR I KILL YOU BOTH
/ourguy/?
Jeremiah Cruz
STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS
Michael Foster
>i need this thread to be perfect Yea Forums
Brody Martin
Sebastian Powell
>the opposite of what i wanted
Gabriel Bell
>Season 8 Episode 5: Griffin
Aaron Phillips
>The question that terrifies Yea Forums
Benjamin Clark
OUR GUY
Jaxson Lee
So uh, Jaimefriends? How is that redemption arc coming along?
Ayden Carter
The grieving continues
Oliver Sullivan
Reminder that Sansa KNOWS that Tyrion will spill the secret. she WANTS him to do it, so she can go to the Iron Bank with a realistic prospect of peace and stability once Dany is dead and they bankroll the Gold Company to switch allegiance to her.
JUST ACCORDING TO KEIKAKU
James Turner
____ _______ _____
Nathaniel Allen
Is Ellaria Sand still in a dungeon?
Brandon Rogers
Okay but why don't they just make Arya teleport behind cersei and end the war before it has even begun?
Jaxon Allen
Qyburn deserves to be king prove me wrong
ONLY character still living who is not a joke! ONLY ONE!
Charles Peterson
Just started watching the newest one.
>"To Arya Stark, hero of Winterfell!"
>Not Theon, who protected Bran Stark until the very end, faced the Night King 1v1 and bought Arya time to kill the NK
Fuck. This. Show.
Xavier Taylor
>teleports in
>teleports out
Asher Jenkins
So why wasn’t this guy ever included in the show, was a reason ever given? Think of how many irrelevant scenes have been put in his place
Lucas Brown
Man and to think a week ago I was still grappling with Arya killing the NK out of nowhere. Now its like the whole show is shot to shit.
Jeremiah Roberts
HOL UP, DID MISSANDEI WANT DANNY TO BURN THE CITY BECAUSE THE PEOPLE WERE NOT BLACK?
Ryder Phillips
Is Varys dumb? Why does he think the lords will bow to any fucking Targ?
Adrian Lopez
Maybe arya can't actually teleport and you're just being retarded?
Owen Allen
Anyone have Alt Shift X's livestream link?
Joshua Martin
AGGHHHHHHHH
Brayden Thomas
Jayden Turner
>Is Ellaria Sand still in a dungeon?
Is that one lady from the Faith Militant still in the dungeon?
Eli Rivera
I was disappointed when Tyrion bypassed Qyburn to talk to Cersei
I'd like to hear Qyburn talk more
Andrew Kelly
>mfw they couldn't even be bothered naming the new Prince of Dorne
Nolan White
Watch bran fucking stand up out of his wheelchair at the end and sit in the Iron Throne..
Josiah Diaz
They wouldn’t bring Jon connington into the fight next episode, r-right?
Who is gonna kill Harry Strickland?
Zachary Williams
AAAAAAAAAAGGggHHHhhhhh *cough* *cough* AAGGH
>SA-*cough*-SAVE ME DROGON
Easton Hall
youtube.com
i miss him bros...
Gavin Kelly
im going to stop watching the show after they kill dany
Jace Cooper
>....And it's a good thing. Here's why
Easton Fisher
*stabs himself with valyrian steel*
Elijah Williams
>only Bara alive is Dany's dog
Evan Phillips
Jose Stewart
The biggest lordships in Westeros are now handed to random tertiary characters.
>here Grey Worm, have the Vale
William Walker
With Jorah and Beric dead he is the last great voice
Elijah Stewart
Literally nobody is gonna die this season outside of Cersei right?
Juan Brown
THE MOTHER OF DRAGONS ONLY HAS ONE DRAGON?!
THE BREAKER OF CHAINS LET HER FRIEND DIE IN CHAINS?!
Jeremiah Perry
Invoke his name
Josiah Hernandez
Targ fucking shits BTFO
Michael Garcia
Jayden Cook
AAAAAAGGGGGGHHHH SAVE ME VISERYS
Caleb Jones
Michael Williams
Does the Mountain's daily routine include going in their cells to rape them eery couple hours?
Elijah Cooper
Gendry must have been hit on the head during the battle, he can't even remember his bastard name right
Alexander Flores
Add Alex Trebeck in for the keks
Nolan Morgan
azor qyburn, the prince that was promised
Luke Ward
kek that would be great. At this point i don't give a fuck anymore, I just want them to go maximum shitpost
Christopher White
Hubris. D&D threw out most of AFFC and ADWD and replaced it with shit because money/power/fame/success went straight to their big Jewish noses
Joseph Ramirez
This and the epic starbucks cup.
Michael Peterson
>Bron comes to take Highgarden
>Hightowers already ruling
>"yeah you ain't coming in"
Sebastian Roberts
>golden company renegs on a contract for 1st time for a northern nobody
Toppest of keks
Cooper Cruz
"To Arya Stark, hero of Winterfell! "
>Not Theon, who protected Bran until the very end, faced the NK 1v1, then bought Arya time to strike the killing blow
Wamyn = empowered
Michael Jackson
Bobby B - Henry VIII of England
Robb Stark - Charles XII of Sweden
Daenerys - Cleopatra
House Targaryen - Ptomelaic dynasty of egypt
Westeros - upside down Ireland
House Stark and Lannister - York and Lancaster
Dothraki - Mongols
Riverlands - Medieval Germany
Reach - Medieval France
Iron Islands - Vikangz
What other real world inspirations do we have?
Logan Hill
>Hightowers
Who/
Anthony Cooper
Gendry getting the Stormlands at least kind of makes sense because he's the closest thing left to a Baratheon
David Hall
i mean based on that leak it's what's going to happen
Kayden Green
nth for Ghost deserved to be petted one last time
Jordan Richardson
should've just put him on ss abandoned plotlines 3 seasons ago. fucking hell
Liam Bailey
*pets the pupper*
Sleep well sleepy dog
Daniel Jenkins
He;s a dire wolf, not a pet
Josiah Collins
>KILL ALL BARATHEON FUCKING SHITS GRIFF!
Adam Hill
BASED
Adam Morales
How did the Ironborn practice their gigantic ballistas? How did they ensure that they could hit a moving target in the sky with them?
I mean honestly, it's not like they have target drones in westeros
Samuel Cooper
Dothraki are must cucked faction in got. Brought over the sea to fight and die in war they have no interest, don't even have anything to rape and pillage
Cameron Edwards
Iron Bank - Jews
Kevin Rogers
Jorah Mormont - me ;_;
Jackson Hall
It should be gendry's though, now that he has been legitimized as son and heir of the one true king, bobby baratheon
Luke Lee
Kayden Jones
>that moment in the opening when the gears in the Winterfell towers stop working
GODS THAT WAS KINO
Sebastian Sanchez
He's the most interesting side character, how did he learn to raise the dead?
Gabriel Roberts
I wanna pound her ashhole
James Long
*ahem*
FUCK WHITE WALKERS
Cooper Sanchez
Xavier Peterson
>tfw Theon was the first member of King Bran's Kingsguard
based
Ian Scott
Sorru bruh. Your dick wasnt as nice as Podricks
Alexander King
What the fuck are you talking about? They practised by shooting them
Kevin Watson
Good Boy, Ghost
Joseph Davis
Everybody forgot
Christopher Rivera
She teleported behind NK fairly effortlessly though.
Asher King
based
Colton Sanders
Wheres alt shift x episode livestream?????
Levi Ramirez
The true king and queen.
Anthony Rogers
Except it doesn't make sense because they then have a dinner in the very room that was broken in the opening and it's in perfectly fine condition.
Owen Barnes
They've saved the big reveal for next episode - it's Stannis
Angel Ortiz
>1 week has passed
>everyone already has forgotten that a world ending apocalypse just happened
OH NONONONO
Such a pathetic character.
Zachary Robinson
>targs are the ptolmey dynasty
Explain please
Ryan Morris
>loyal pet for literally the entire show
>'lol fuck off you don't belong here'
>doesn't even give him a proper goodbye
FUCK Jon and FUCK Targaryen people
Elijah Miller
There's hardly any subtlety at all about that
Lucas Jackson
so you're saying if I have no idea what I'm doing, have never fired a gigantic ballista at a moving target before, that I can instantly use it and score hits?
Neat, gonna try that.
Joshua Parker
Just to point this shit out to you faggots, ever since Stannis burned his daughter the weather in Westeros has been absolutely perfect crystal clear skies not even a drop of snow despite being winter
the clear sky is why Euron fucked Dany and her dragon and indirectly saved the world
Based Stannis saving the realm from beyond the grave
Joseph Gonzalez
Why did they undo all his character development???
Henry Bailey
post dabid crayons copypasta
Aaron Wood
She ran passed the White Walkers, it's literally there in the scene, she rushes past the WW and frog leaps at the NK
Chase Brown
"You're so beautiful!"
Hm
Justin Reyes
Back when games weren't a total shekel sellout.
I hate the future.
Luis Martinez
Westeros is Great Britain
The North = Scotland
The Riverlands = The Midlands
The Iron Islands = Kingdom of the Isles (Hebrides/Isle of Man)
The Westerlands = Lancashire/NW England
The Crownlands = Home Counties
The Vale = Wales
Dorne = Cornwall
The Reach = West Country
The Stormlands = East Anglia
First Men = Celts
Andals = Anglo-Saxons
Targaryens = Normans
Ian Myers
is there a quick rundown on frikis leaks? was he wrong about everything?
Kayden Russell
I bet Cersei didn't even bother to check on her again and her skeleton is still shackled to the wall
Aiden Nguyen
>Bobby B - Henry VIII of England
Other than them both being fat this doesn't really work.
Jeremiah Stewart
>point thing at dragon
>fire
>hope for the best
>reload
There were dozens of them, one was bound to hit
Adam Hughes
We're not going to talk about Jamie break another oath by having sex with Brianna? Have he learnt nothing over 8 seasons? is his character development useless?
Evan Walker
>Jon discovers he's a Targaryen
>Immediately begins acting like Targ fucking shit
pottery
Robert Reed
>c-can I come t-too, Jon?
Lincoln Hill
Incest Wincest
Justin Walker
So, you thought you had a legit claim to the throne...
Landon Allen
*writer
Thomas Ross
A GRIFFIN! A GRIFFIN
Colton Evans
>feast when it’s winter and they have a shitload of people to feed
>people aren’t dying in mass from the plague from the dead bodies and foreign diseases
Austin Diaz
Nolan Rodriguez
I didnt forget because i post about Tyene daily
Easton King
how are those doors supposed to protect anything if there are huge fucking gaps between them?
and there's smaller door on one of the wings
I bet you could throw missandei's head at it and it would open
Eli Wood
cersei got that demon pussy
Adrian Long
Give me a QRD on the plot for this season
Michael Cook
At least the show has finally got to point where it's actually entertaining how bad it is. Most popular TV show of the century and they've completely fucked it. Can't wait to see how bad Dumb and Dumber fuck these last two episodes.
Joseph Rogers
Noah Bennett
If I were that guard I wouldn't want to take the chance that Cersei might show up one day and be displeased that I let her pet slave die. I'd be keeping mama snek fat and hydrated
Kayden Nelson
thats what they want you to think, that he betrayed the north and is gonna join cersei and cuck euron
but theyre gonna subvert your expectations™ and kill cersei or at least try
Liam Harris
>check rotten
>Sarah Marrs:Stop Sacrificing Women... It's a major problem in this episode
STAP IT DABID
Christian Price
bobby is more of a Henry IV if anything aside from the being fat thing
And Plantagenet and Lancaster are more Targ and Baratheon respectively
Dominic Cook
Because D&D had no idea of where to go with his plotline.
Would you really have wanted another character who just died in a shitty way like Stannis or hung around being generally pointless like Bran because the writers had no idea what to do with him?
Ethan Davis
BENEATH THE GOLD
Matthew Cook
r-remember me?
Jason Stewart
If only some giants survived.
Anthony Diaz
Post that show Tyrion vs Book tyrion pic
Brandon Barnes
Maybe a “I’m gonna kill Cersei and die too” moment but unless the likes are lying the after episode thing says he craves that bad pussy
Nathan Howard
IRON IRELAND not shitty fuckin isle of man
Samuel Thomas
>Robb Stark - Charles XII of Sweden
Yes but there is also Hannibal and Alexander The Great in there aswell.
Jace Russell
jk rowling
Brandon Bell
If Cersei really wanted to make a statement. She should have dropped 10 tonnes of chain on top of the nigress
Jeremiah Lee
This would be akin to Sheev dying midway in Return of the Jedi and they going to fight Jabba the hut as the finale boss
William Kelly
>standard zombie in the library scene heard even the blood drops
>nk surrounded by wights and his generals somehow completely miss arya
Woah. Also the jump was impossible, as evidenced by the table in the BTS.
Justin Cruz
Will Bronn return to KL in the next episode to ask Cersei for an even bigger castle?
Anthony Ortiz
shoot at kites
Jaxson Rogers
>The North = Scotland
not really
Juan Turner
Wrong, leaks confirm it.
Jacob Barnes
The Ironborn are sea archers in the show, they're excellent marksmen and archers. So giant ballistas on board ships was just a step-up from bows.
Zachary Watson
Thank you dude
Logan Harris
Kings Landing
Julian Powell
>Drew him sitting on it
>Instead toppling it
the signs were there they have lost focus completely
Christian White
>Bran takes the throne
>Iron Bank comes in and ask for loan
>Bran begins telling creepy shit about all their past "questionable" activities
>Iron Bank leaves
Leo Murphy
unrivaled
Matthew Jenkins
He shouldn't even have a bastard name, only highborn bastards get a noble name and he was never acknowledged. His whole life he was just Gendry, then for a couple months you could MAYBE make the case he was Gendry Waters but realistically he was still just Gendry. But yeah never Rivers.
Levi Taylor
>Just to point this shit out to you faggots, ever since Stannis burned his daughter the weather in Westeros has been absolutely perfect crystal clear skies not even a drop of snow despite being winter
So Stannis saved the world and is the unsong hero?
Benjamin Butler
Dorne= Andalusia
Mereen=Persia
John Johnson
Hunter Brown
North of the Wall is Scotland
Ayden Nelson
Melly reminded her what they say to the god of death and this made her go super saiyan.
Lord of Light brought Beric back nineteen fucking times to protect her in that corridor, she had some serious mojo on her side when she made that attack
Blake Rogers
>Why did they undo all his character development?
Benioff UNFETTERED
Joshua Diaz
>mfw watching this season
James Watson
He's more of a Harry Hotspur if anything
Angel Walker
>from dragonstone to winterfell
Oh hey I’m Jon snow
Jack Ramirez
>The North = Scotland
THE SCOTS ARE FUCKING FREE FOLK YOU FUCKING FUCKERE
Parker Gonzalez
Andrew Rodriguez
>Baratheon
>Robert is a Bara-version of Theon
Wowzers
Jordan Morgan
Aegon IV was Henry VIII, not Robert. George has said as much himself.
Caleb Nelson
>foreign rulers rom a former great empire
>incest
>ruled for about 300 years
>always remained racially and culturally different from the people the ruled
Matthew Sullivan
>mfw when goblin and ogre sex scenes
Caleb Bennett
>Davos sneaks out with Gendry
>Rows to Stormsend and rallies the stormlands, reach, dorne and riverlands secretly to gendrys cause
>After Jon kills Dany Gendry caves in Jons face, much lik Bobby did too Rhaegar and takes the throne.
Easton Smith
based and doggopilled
Owen Young
Could he not have been Rivers after Stannis acknowledged him as Robert's bastard?
Logan Edwards
based
Grayson Sanders
Jaimie didn't kill the Night King and is gonna die killing Cersei or some dumb shit. I don't even fucking care just end this shit already.
Austin Butler
what the fuck is a Bara
Julian Brown
north of the wall is more like scandinavia than scotland
Aiden Ortiz
Listen man making tv shows is hard, even if you have a 100million dollar budget per episode
Easton Clark
Oh sweet summer child, you know nothing
Eli Jenkins
dat shitty catfur suit
Camden Harris
>hasnt read the leaks
He dies killing Euron
Cooper Brooks
Time Travel was set up with Hodor, will it be used again?
Isaiah Cook
Uh you don't get to bring friends
Gabriel Reed
You take that back!
Levi Taylor
the direwolves are so underwhelming...
Luke Howard
>pushed Bran out of a window to protect Cersei
>Tommen jumped out of a window to escape her
>her other two kids were poisoned
Jaime is going to murder-suicide Cersei out of a high tower window.
Nolan Wood
Wait, how did Yara retake the Iron Isles off-screen? Shouldn't everyone be praising Euron because he's actually gotten the Ironborn the most influence and victories since, well, Harren the Black or the Red Kraken?
He's also managed to make Greyjoys legitimately popular on the mainland. What does Yara have to even offer to them? Euron gives them all of Westeros through Cersei, Yara puts them back in service to Daenerys.
Jayden Russell
Dany is going to be the cause of the Mad King
Camden Reyes
>He dies killing Euron
I don't even fucking care at this point.
Austin Butler
Honestly, when was the last time Ghost was pet??
Landon Phillips
I vote for the Starbucks cup to sit on the iron throne
Mason Diaz
>oops! teehee
Cameron Cruz
She paid the iron price
Leo Clark
>He's the most interesting side character, how did he learn to raise the dead?
what's his true heritage?
Christopher Adams
I also want to know more about the spiders ballsack deamon
Levi Turner
Owen Sullivan
Rivers is for Riverlands kids. Gendry was a Crownlands kid hence Waters. It's on where you were born, Jon doesn't become Jon Rivers if he goes South.
Jason Bennett
>Time Travel was set up with Hodor, will it be used again?
Hopefully all this shit never fucking happens. All of Dumb and dumbers writing and negated and Westeros is free from this shitty timeline.
Ayden Cruz
So this asshole would have been absolutely fucking pwned by Jamie on his best day, right?
Brandon Russell
Davos is 100% team Jon dummy
Ian Thomas
You know he's pretty much not gonna show up at all after the last episode, right? It was the end of his story arc.
Zachary Diaz
it's literally Scotland
Liam Williams
Never thought of it like that neat. I always respected the prolmeys for keeping power for so long but at the same time don’t care when they get btfo’d by based spaghettis
Juan Sanchez
>no scouts
It gets me every fucking time
Samuel Myers
Fighting fair, sure. Shooting him from 10ft away, less certain
Matthew Morris
Hentai word for bear-mode men.
Elijah Richardson
why doesnt Daenerys just fly high and circle back behind the Iron fleet and btfo??
Jason Williams
Was there seriously a starbucks cup in the episode? I can't believe I missed it
Anyone got a webm?
Luke Jones
Reporting for duty
Jordan Reyes
I cannot wait for the amount of shitposting there will be when the LOTR adaptations come out.
Jeremiah Smith
Stannis is dead and the GC are in Westeros. This is now a /blackfyre/ board
Ryder Robinson
what did he mean by this?
Joseph Brooks
The only thing I can think of is that Dany was clearly staring over at her dragon and not paying attention to what was below which is why she didn't see the ships
Wyatt Sanders
It's in the feast when everyone is praising Jon and Dany begins screaming internally
Christian Clark
>Was there seriously a starbucks cup in the episode?
Shitty production from a shit show
Andrew Clark
I mean honestly Cersei has barely done shit since she blew up the Sept of Baelor. That would've been the perfect time for Aegon to ride in, kill her and win the fame as protector of the faith and be ushered in as a Targaryen Restoration. We'd then have a (probably) shitty love triangle between Dany, Jon, and Aegon. Except Aegon might actually send troops to fight The Others.
Christopher Collins
Unironically based
Christopher Perez
Absolutely Jaime is better than loras and didn’t get the chance to really establish himself as on par with Barry and Arthur bronn is just good at finishing fights
Ian Hernandez
HACK
Michael Scott
Dabid was literally on set. Fuck, he had a clear line of sight on the fucking thing
Jacob Nguyen
Remember when kinslaying was a bad thing?
Nolan Gutierrez
He just wants to unlock the secrets of reality. He's truly the most based and selfless character in the show and /ourguy/.
Ayden Barnes
>jaime doesn't get to kill cersei
Fucking hell, fuck this retarded sUbVeRTeD eXpECtAtIonS bullshit
Jeremiah Ortiz
>an herbal tea
Fucking hell not even the social media interns give a shit about this show
Kevin Sanchez
Just turn your brain off and enjoy the spectacle user
Yes, at 14:44 I believe if you're watching it on HBO Go
Luke Scott
Name a worse piece of dialogue
Ryan Rogers
>Hadrian's Wall literally matches up with the Wall's location
jesus GRRM are you kidding me
Caleb Clark
its not about where you are born otherwise Jon would have been called Jon Sand
Charles Long
That's actually fucking kino - they definitely won't do it
Andrew Martinez
>Dozens
I don't think you understand how hard it is to hit a flying target
Oliver Martinez
A writing room full of sycophants never yields good results.
Isaiah Hill
Does George support sexual preditors?
Jace Rivera
alright guys-
you can get into an internet political debate with George RR Martin
OR
you can not get into an internet political debate with George RR Martin and he spends the time he would be arguing with you writing TWOW.
which will it be?
Adrian Rivera
I don;t think you understand how badass Euron is
Cameron Wright
Just post all the fucking leaks so I can read them. I just don't even care at this point. I've become so numb. My head canon says the books won't come out and Stannis wins the throne and forms an alliance with the Others
Ethan Robinson
>implying Aegon isn't real
>implying Dany isn't actually the Blackfyre
SUBVERTED BITCH
Elijah Kelly
Stannis taking dragonstone from the targaryens is symbolically his coolest moment but I think him beating the iron borne is strategically his greatest moment
Joseph Powell
They burned all the dead bodies.
Also extra food from all the dead people you don't need to feed
Luke Jones
David Nutter directed epusodes 1, 2, and 4. That's why they were acceptable. The remaining episodes are directed by Miguel Sapochnik and Dabid
Cooper Jackson
based uncultured user not knowing other culture's pronunciations
Julian Watson
In some dialects it's common to treat h as a vowel. So you would pronounce it as "an 'erbal tea"
Jayden Adams
By the end of the show, Jon will be a queenslayer, a traitor and a kinslayer. No wonder he leaves everything behind to be a volunteer celibate
Andrew Ross
>Cersei didn't blow them to pieces
this has to be the worst episode so far.
Kayden Carter
Chase Butler
>he spends the time he would be arguing with you writing TWOW.
ebin joke m8
Gavin Walker
>WHEN IS THE BOOK COMING OUT
>the books are ever coming out
Dominic King
we kinda forgot plastic cups don't exist in our show
Thomas Campbell
Is this a fucking oil painting of the screenshot?
Matthew Jones
>Dear blog
>Orange man bad
>Kiddy diddler good
>No updates on my actual work
Thanks George!
Noah Cox
>literal Medieval Total War sprites
Jesus
Owen Allen
>The remaining episodes are directed by Miguel Sapochnik and Dabid
Oh boy it's crayons times.
Aaron Young
How would you feel if these were her last words?
David Harris
>fuck me, gendry
Blake Foster
Rise up
Brandon Phillips
I drink and I know things
Noah Morris
It's the reason why Euron is alive in the books, yet here he openly boasts about killing the king and his brother and then he is chosen as king instead of being arrested and killed for treason.
Luke Sanchez
yikes dude
yikes
they couldn't fucking edit that out, even after cheaping out on Ghost and not giving us a scene of Jon hugging him goodbye
Jack Kelly
nigger dialects
Isaiah Martinez
>Dany's pretense she's had from season 1 of 'just taking what is rightfully hers' is swept up from under her and we realise she's just a power hungry cunt
Literally BTFO by a manlet
Hunter Russell
So was it ever explained why Missandei wanted Daenerys to burn all of King's Landing to the ground?
Wasn't it established in Slaver's Bay that Dany ONLY executed the slavers and terrorists, and did her best to protect the innocent commonfolk of Astapor, Yunkai and Meereen?
Why don't the innocent commonfolk of King's Landing get the same treatment?
Charles Anderson
John took the North's bastard name since he was supposedly a Stark, so you're right, but it doesn't change anything. The Stormlands' bastard name is "Storm", either that or "Waters" would have worked but "Rivers" is retarded.
Nolan Hernandez
shes so cute here
Colton Gray
So is Maario Naharis still ruling Mereen or has that all gone to hell without the dragons around?
Adam Barnes
Post George's face when D&D expose him as a hack and destroy his legacy
Austin Allen
Traditionally, "an" has been used before h, and these days both are considered acceptable in both American and British English. Saying "an historic moment" is more common than saying "a historic moment"
Andrew Walker
should be easy as fuck shouldnt it? all the ironborn are off with euron and nobody worth a shit is left in the iron islands.
just gotta walk back in and say hey im in charge now. not like anyones there to stop yara.
Luis King
GODS I WAS STRONG THEN
Luke Hughes
Nobody knows Jon is from Dorne.
Tyler Phillips
>centuries later everyone in Westeros talks about how much stannis and jon were fear mongers for caring about the so called white walker "threat"
Ayden Clark
>because I have balls... and you don't
>what do dragons eat, anyway?
>whatever they want
Angel Sanders
DANY SHOULDVE JUST HIT AND RUN THE RED KEEP SEVERAL TIMES AT THE BEGINNING OF SEASON 7 THIS WHOLE SHOW IS FAKE TENAION CAUSED BY BAD WRITING
Justin Nguyen
>tfw dabid wrote and directed the finale
IT'S CRAYONS TIME
Caleb Scott
He just murdered her dragon, can you not pay attention for more than 2 minutes??
Carter Morgan
the original pretense is that she unwittingly inherits her brother's obsession with winning the throne when all she ever wanted to do was be a normal girl. Dany's innocence died with Viserys and Drogo.
Xavier Edwards
I expected her to scream
> fuck anime, fuck normies and fuck jannies
Xavier Johnson
>Euron gets one dragon three times in a row with targetted shots, within seconds of each other.
>There wasn't even a volley, it was targeted shots.
....but somehow an entire volley from ALL ships can't hit Dany from up close?
EXPECTATIONS....
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DUMB&DUMBER
Aaron Price
Show Ironborn are basically just meme pirates. You may as well not mention any noble houses outside of the Greyjoys from there. In the books, you've got some following the Seven, some with their own interpretation on the 'Old Way' and so on.
Colton Lee
someone should make a "but we are not men" version of her beheading
Brandon Collins
Promise me 12 kids Ned
Luke Myers
So... you broke the wheel again.
Lincoln Sanders
Cat openly says that ned left for war alone and came back with Jon
Eli Robinson
be the change you want to see user
Luke Ward
Adrian Morgan
>DANY SHOULDVE JUST HIT AND RUN THE RED KEEP SEVERAL TIMES AT THE BEGINNING OF SEASON 7 THIS WHOLE SHOW IS FAKE TENAION CAUSED BY BAD WRITING
Season 7, episode 2
After landing in Dragonstone, Dany flies with her three dragons to the Red Keep, they burn it to the ground. Cersei is dead. The Seven Kingdoms is now hers and united to fight the undead.
Luke Fisher
They're right next to the Westerlands which is supposed to be Cersei's powerbase. Why did they leave their west coast completely unguarded?
Carter Green
Why only 12
Blake Anderson
season 7 should've been dany dealing with cersei on her own when all her allies and dragons weren't fucking dead
seriously, fuck tyrion and varys
being queen of the ashes with 3 dragons is better than being queen of nothing millionth of her name and losing to a literal insane bat shit crazy sept demolition cunt who should've lost power 3 seasons ago
season 8 should've been all about needing to band together to fight dead
change my mind
Aiden Harris
>tfw no frugfu
Lucas Adams
>"And I'm Shae, The Funny Whore."
—Shae, The Funny Whore
Eli Sanders
>season 7 should've been dany dealing with cersei on her own when all her allies and dragons weren't fucking dead
Because SUBVERTED
Asher Evans
Actually, Sam said in the show that Jon Snow should in reality be called Jon Sand, since he was born in Dorne. Maybe everyone just called him Snow because no one knew where he was born.
Ryder Carter
I see Stannis becoming this mythical Carl of Sweden figure.
Jaxson Jones
Essos is Russia
Adam Peterson
Justin Ward
They still don't know where he's from, and he was raised in the North. Gendry was both born and raised in King's Landing (Crownlands) so he's Waters.
Jason King
They're just moving set pieces about to film scenes they thought ozom and to fuck with consistency or coherence.
Mason Walker
fuck
Lincoln Sanchez
Why did she never use her dragons to destroy Euron's ships? Why has no one suggested taking Euron out? I guess Theon also didn't want to destroy any ships and just make a quick getaway once he had Yara, because he seemed to just turn up and easily defeat Euron's crew.
Dylan Bailey
>"And I'm Shae, The Funny Whore."
Michael Lee
You're right, make it 13 Ned!
Liam Cruz
LADS
STANNIS CONFIRMED
Justin Martinez
The leaks say he abandons Cersei after Euron and his fleet get roasted. So maybe no one? I'm still holding out for a surprise ending.
Lincoln Price
Why would you get two semites to adapt a fantasy series steeped in European history and mythology when they would naturally be averse to anything European?
Aiden Stewart
Rolling for Harrhenhal on the table
Samuel Richardson
I miss her
Elijah Price
>Why did she never use her dragons to destroy Euron's ships?
Because D&D are FUCKING HACKS
FUCKING GOD DAM FUCKING HACKS
No scout ships
NOT A SINGLE ONE
Joshua Hall
That's so 8th grade writing class. Boring.
Oliver Gomez
now Mbappe is going to kill the Mountain
Samuel Russell
Can you give me a rundown of the leaks?
Levi Edwards
>Cersei not wearing her pauldrons
fake and gay
Nicholas Morris
There's a reason why she sold her body.
Zachary Roberts
Based doggo
Henry Long
What's Biden's tax policy?
Jackson Morales
Shaeposting was fucking kino
Jackson Brooks
>Lancaster = Baratheon
explain this
Hudson Lopez
...
Charles Brooks
if rhaegars marriage to elia martell wasn't annulled by a high septon then jon is a bastard and does NOT have the better claim
Jeremiah Sanchez
>Harry Strickland is Daemon IV Blackfyre
>Wins throne in episode 6
Ultimate subversion
Mason Murphy
>sUbVeRtEd
go fuck yourself nigger
Jacob Johnson
Blood has to spilled user, one way or another. Whether you siege and starve people into committing theft, murder and cannibalism or attack directly. Doing it the way Tyrion, Varys and Jon advised failed her several times now and lost her Dorne, Ellaria, the Reach, Olenna and most of her troops and only served to make Cersei stronger while Dany gained nothing. Fire and blood worked in Essos, they'll work now, with some more collateral damage
Michael Hernandez
new thread
James Clark
>mfw the targ/north army gets smashed
>all seems lost
>suddenly
>on the horizon
>thunder of cavalry
>a banner waving
>a stag inside a burning heart
>"COME WITH ME AND TAKE THIS CITY"
Lucas Rivera
Jaime and Euron kill each other
Dany kills Tyrion
Jon kills dany and fucks off far north
Arya leaves
Sansa becomes ruler of norf
Bran becomes king
Dominic Sullivan
T*rkoids, not even once.
Cooper Mitchell
William Sullivan
>jaime kills euron but is mortally wounded
>him and cersei die together
>dany burns kingslanding
>varys is executed by dany for conspiracy
>tyrion betrays her and the starks and is executed
>jon kills dany
>bran becomes ruler of the 7 kingdoms
>bronn, tyrion and someone else i cant remember are his advisors
>jon goes into exile beyond the wall to serve the nights watch
Aiden Morales
what if we are the show?
after first seasons you think that it's all about "not even your favourite 'main' characters are safe in the game of thrones", but in reality, it's about gradually getting rid of good actors, good writing and overall final product quality, to see how low you can go and still make more people watch it
Xavier Rodriguez
she always meant the wheel of bran's historically accurate chair
Kevin Hernandez
She a crazy bitch thats why
Blake Thompson
Good boy, Ghost.
Nathan Nguyen
Well memed
Thomas Kelly
roll
Hudson Harris
Bran said that, but that was the show writers showing they had no idea what they're talking about. The only rule is that only acknowledged, noble bastards get last names. The last name is based on the region either where they're raised, where their mother comes from (I think this is only if their mother is also noble) or their father (also only if noble).
Christopher Robinson
This. Got was finished when Stannis died. I'm just enjoying the shitshow.
David Murphy
You want to talk target practice when Dany couldn't even use her flying lizards for long-range scouting and got wrecked by a boat sitting still 'round the bend?
Zachary King
>Tyrion betrays her and the starks a s is executed
>Tyrion becomes hand
What?
Henry Carter
>Tyrion is executd
>Tyrion is an advisor after
Do they ask his corpse questions and use it as a puppet?