Just saw it and I had great fun. Why do critics hate fun?

Just saw it and I had great fun. Why do critics hate fun?

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define fun

Outliers are statistically irrelevant.

Critics didn't want endgame to have any competition . They want it to make 3 billion

Critics are unironically boomers who are clueless about pokemon

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It wasn't cringy, pikachu was really well written, ryan reynolds really did it, when I left the cinema I was feeling happy that I had gret fun today

I am 28 and I loved pokemon as a kid, I went with my 19 year old sister who never watched any episode of it and she liked it too.

critics just want to make retarded puns and use big words

>Just saw it
Are you a child ?

I don't understand why critics still make money in 2019

Yes. That's exactly it. Critics are deeply invested in the financial success of movies.

Because they're not litty.

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It is too based and too redpilled

Anally raping a 5year old while the mother watches

Shut up you sad little nincel. “Fun” is not the way quality is judged. You enjoyed garbage. It’s okay that you liked it, but that doesn’t make it not objectively shit. Now realise little nincel that this applies to most of the low effort baby games “ninty” puts out.

>I went with my 19 year old sister
Based chad-user

I've only heard one critique from a German critic (where I'm from) and he liked it. Especially the first third.

disney gives them a whiff so they earn their ad pennies when people google the movie names

>hardcore pokemon fans hate it for pandering to gen 1 and nostalgic boomers
>boomer critics hate it because there were some pokemon from later gens that they didn't recognise
They tried to please both crowds and failed miserably

So Pikachu is a world class Pokemon Detective that goes around solving cases and shit, but he's lost his memory right?

He became such a great detective by working with one of the greatest human detectives ever is what I heard.

only autists care about that kind of shit

Is your sister hot at least?

It's not owned by Disney, critics are just shills

That was the best part yeah, when they meet up with tim and start to work together.

solid 8/10. I earn good money and I take her with me for vacation people are usually thinking we are a couple lol

you're gonna have to provide some pics as evidence

100% this. Follow the money.

We only like Based Disney approved fun

So fuck off shill

Fun is manufactured and sold by the Walt Disney Corporation. Anything not produced by Disney is fake fun and infringing on their copyrights.

Snoyboy

>for vacation
user confirmed for fucking his sister.

They can't handle the qt

one year ago I posted her on Yea Forums in a hot realtives thread, some fucker did his mojo dojo and found her on fb, saying I want to fuck her. I learnt my lesson well

kys

>Last Jedi was good

THIS: real men watch Endgame