Hey, user. Did you watch my last movie?

>Hey, user. Did you watch my last movie?

How do you respond?

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*throw toilet roll*

>who are you?

title?

we fuk?

WELCOME THE STRANGER(2018)

yes, finest BLACKED i've seen in a while

bonk

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wtf that looks like a clone of my sister

AT LEAST YOU CAN TALK!

SHE SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE KHALEESI

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I don't watch movies featuring women over 30.

I bet her vagina stinks like a cunt

>NIPPLE PIERCINGS
OH NO NONONONO

please shrink down a bit abbey

Guess again

gay

no

>Born Abbey Lee Kershaw
>12 June 1987 (age 31)
>Melbourne, Victoria, Australia

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Abbey_Lee_Kershaw

She hit the wall awhile ago.

>Don't care....I'll take 2 cheeseburgers, small fries, large water, and can I get some extra ketchup please.

Damn, i thought she was 28 or something
Still she is the perfect junkyfu

>You don't need the extra ketchup user, unless you plan to appear on fat kino anytime soon

>PIERCINGS OF ANY KIND OTHER THAN STANDARD SINGLE STRAIGHT STUD EARLOBE
YIKES!

>t. crazy smeg who eats schlanger

have sex

I am not trying to be rude I do not know who you are

how come white girls are so beautiful

REMOVE YOUR RETARDED PIERCINGS, LET THEM HEAL UP AND MAYBE WE'LL TALK

Abbey character rankings (from what I’ve seen)
Gods of Egypt (sexy snek) >> Mad Max (please touch my sclanger) >> Dark Tower (lol she looks weird so smaller CGI budget)

>tfw no bf

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>31

Is she more desesperate than me?
I'm 22

youtube.com/watch?v=P_dsjmyze2U

Shes too tall.

>29 in 2016
>2016 was 3 years ago
She must be suicidal now.

Only if you’re really good looking.
Are you?

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You haven't seen Neon Demon??

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>ywn shoot heroin with her
Why live anons

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>no mention of The Neon Demon

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Well consider it this she's a 10/10 naturally but not even that can help fix her crazy and shit personality. No shit she's more depressed than you.

If she is a 10/10 and she's depressed, well, i'm so fucked up.

You're look at it wrong, she has her looks to help her but even that is not enough. Her personality drives people away.

Even if you don't have the looks at least your personality will never be as shit as hers. People will almost certainly like to be around you more than her.

based

I watched like 30 minutes but it was too boring.
I also watched Drive a second time and it’s not very good.

Welcome the stranger was available one year ago.
Elizabeth Harvest was available 4 months ago, it was good.

Why she looks always so trashy?

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How come no one is speaking of the new fashion model kino from Luc Besson?

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i've seen her pusy

She looks like a white version of the actress who played Shuri in Black Panther.

BASED PUSYPOSTER

ONCE THE PUSYS OUT HER VALUE GOES DOWN BY AT LEAST HALF

THE MYSTIQUE IS RUINED!

Old and tired shtick
Besson is dead and he doesn't know yet.

she's a bogan

LUCY WAS UNIRONICALLY FINE, CUS SCARJO IS CHARISMATIC AND CARRIED THE MOVIE
ANNA BASICALLY LOOKS LIKE LUCY 2 CROSSED WITH HIS 90S FEMME NIKITA MOVIE BUT WITH BAD ACTING

HE ALSO FUCKED UP CASTING VALERIAN, PLAYED LIKE AN ABORTED FIFTH ELEMENT 2

CLEARLY BESSON IS IN REHASH MODE, ALL HIS NEW SHIT IS PLAINLY DERIVATIVE OF HIS OLD SHIT, NOT EVEN TRYING TO HIDE IT

That’s like an Aussie chav, right?

CUTE

Me on the right

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Is it true Australian women rarely shower?

THE WINE AUNT BEGINS

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should have fugged her user

>i don't get picked up at bars, i don't get asked if i want a drink

she and i have a lot in common

i woulda really jacked off way too much
jon snow woulda also looked like a midget

bitch is lying because I actually fucking tried to hit on her at a bar and she fucking threw her drink in my face

what's worse?
being turned down by a 6/10 or being turned down by a 9/10?

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Elaborate

SHES NOT CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE ENOUGH TO THROW DRINKS

THIS IS LIKE BRIE LARSON COMPLAINING ABOUT THE TSA

basically

not really. the kind that go overseas probably don't though.

>age 31

*into the trash it goes*

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no but lets watch togeter

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who are you?

should really be a bond girl

At least with a 9/10 you can rationalize that you were always out of her league, when a 6 turns you down that shit is going to hurt your ego.

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>Posting 16+ yr old peypey
Into the trash she goes

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That would have been fucking awesome

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Based
Are you painter user?

She would have at least made the character look unique instead of the supposed most beautiful woman in the world looking like a pudgy secretary

>she's my age
maybe she'll date me haha

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