Welcome to the job interview, user. You say you have a degree in 'Film'? What skills has that given you in the workplace?
Welcome to the job interview, user. You say you have a degree in 'Film'...
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i m a big guy
I can stall the crappy workers from going back to their seats with water cooler conversation
>Oh no you misread that. You're looking at my hobbies section. I have no degree in anything.
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But didn't you say you were 25? What have you being doing since you left school?
Pretty much just this
school?
>2010s
>not being NEET
I'm sorry, I don't quite understand. What is 'neet'?
>LIVING THE DREAM
my uncle is one of the board of directors so this interview is basically a formality
>I repeat the same joke from a certain show's episode in season 11. People like it, and given that fact I believe I can fit in the industry and work on "Fast and Furious 6 Gorillion"
Oh, I’m sorry. I don’t have a degree in Film, I went to films. This is sock company, right?
Lady, have sex.
>mfw have to go to work in 4 hours
>mfw already used all my sick days
>mfw all i do is stand around and let people rescan groceries
>mfw i have an exam this wednesday morning
>mfw i spent the past 5 days getting really high and drunk
>mfw only have now, after work, the next morning, and tomorrow night to study
>mfw going to be running on lack of sleep and energy drinks
I did seven tours at the Kinoplex.
I can eat your wet pusy til you cum
Nothing. I’ve seen over 3,000 arthouse films during my life and have come to the conclusion that all you have to do is watch 2001 and The Tree of Life and you’ve seen pretty much all that cinema has to offer as a medium. You’re better off spending your time reading literature.
And yes I can start on Monday
>it says here you have a master's degree in aerospace engineering with a 4.0 from the second ranked school worldwide, why haven't you worked since graduation?
>mfw i spent the past 5 days getting really high and drunk
You deserve all misery
>reee no fun allowed