GODS WHAT A STUPID SHOW
/got/
Dominic Miller
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Asher Long
Joseph Ward
First for Ashara
Liam Wright
First for Jon retiring to da true norf after this shit is over
Colton Torres
CHADS OF EP 4:
>SANDOR
>EURON
>POD
VIRGINS OF EP 4:
>TORMUND
>GENDRY
>GREY WORM
Chase Torres
Reminder that
>The entire meeting in the dragonpit now boiled down to telling Cersei WW are real only to show up a month later with a nvm, fixed it
>That the literal apocalypse didn't even reach the killcount of a smaller lord of the riverlands
>That Jon was brought back to life for shits and giggles
>That Dany despite riding the equivalent of a scout plane didn't notice an entire fucking fleet of ironborn
>That the solution against a 10.000 year old lich necromancer was to just hire a craigslist assassin who dropped out of hitman school after two semesters
>That Dany is now attacking the Capitol of Westeros and 20.000 Gold Cloaks with 40 Unsullied and a dragon
>Qyburn can literally teleport
>Beric Dondarion was brought back to life nine times to get stabbed in a hallway through plate armor
>Littlefinger was killed while being a guest of his lord after literally saving Jons life with the knights of the vale and being denied an actual trial
God what an abortion of a show
Charles Reed
*wags*
Bentley Gutierrez
where my /norf/ bois at?
James Myers
for me, It's /bessie/
Lucas Richardson
nth for STANNIS
Matthew Miller
Harbard?
Nathaniel Young
azor beans
Easton King
2 YEARS
MILLIONS IN CGI
NO ONE SPOTS A STARBUCKS CUP AND MS PAINTS IT OUT JESUS FUCK
Jaxson Peterson
saves the show again
Zachary Watson
how the fuck do you stop ballista spam bros
its too powerful
Mason Rivera
Can someone post that show vs books text comparison with Jaime and cersei’s Letter?
Daniel Hernandez
i want to make love with my queen dany
Dylan Mitchell
>mfw season 1 and season 8 look like completely different shows
Jace Walker
noooooo
Christopher Hughes
MAKE THE BAD WRITERS FLY
THROW THEM OUT OF THE MOON DOOR!
I WANT TO SEE THE BAD WRITERS FLYYYYYYYYYYYY
Gavin Perry
Could this be Bran warging into a giant murder of crows to block the ballistas from targeting the dragon, or is he too autistic to interfere with anything at this point?
Eli Harris
Juan Flores
Burst out laughing when they time skipped him back to the capital
Mason Martin
AAAAAGGGHHHH
Camden Myers
Based.
Lucas Powell
STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS
STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS
STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS
James Fisher
How will they make they starbucks cup canon?
Joshua Reed
Jorah had been at her side since season 1 episode 1 and Missandei joined her in season 3. pretty sad desu. All this just to be murdered by your nephew on the other side of the world, cold and alone.
Dylan Lewis
where's stannis
Jordan Jones
How can anyone watch this shit and take it seriously?
Xavier Sullivan
Post /fa/
Jace Walker
>implying it wasn't intentional
Dominic Adams
a witcher must be neutral
Logan Nelson
Good boy, Ghost
Samuel Richardson
Our queen must be defended!
Jackson Price
memes and shitposting?
Jonathan Lee
Holy shit this is quality
Jonathan Young
normies are just mad
Ethan Diaz
are normalfags this angry at that literal who being dead?
Jordan Fisher
SEETHING
John Miller
will jon remember?
Carson Evans
4d chess
Christian Stewart
Why would the Nights Watch still even be an order? If the "there must always be a NK" theories end up being wrong then why man the wall in the first place? To keep out Wildlings after everything Jon has done to integrate Wildlings into the north??
Gabriel Scott
Sauce?
Cooper Campbell
what triggers you sweetie
show your unsiegeable capital then
Gabriel Lopez
Thomas Roberts
>*dragon falls into the sea*
>*camera pans to a hooded archer on the ground*
>*removes hood*
HE DIDN'T FLY SO GOOD
WHO WANTS TO TRY NEXT
Tyler Peterson
>Normies only recognize shitty writing when it affects their YAS KWEEN
D&D crashing this series
Carson Perry
JUST YOU WAIT CERSEI
I'LL CALL MY MOST LOYAL NIGHT
SER JOR---
oh
Ryan Long
I get that last episode was divisive even among normies but this surprises me. Is it just people being mad that their favorite stronk woman is getting btfo'd and turning mad?
Jonathan Murphy
Reminder Dany is not "breaking the wheel" and would be a terrible ruler.
Cooper Stewart
what's bad with 4th episode?
i mean it's awful just like the entire season, but it was better than this shitty battle from 3rd episode right?
Brandon Richardson
STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS
>STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS
STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS
>STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS
Xavier Turner
>CERSEI THIS IS THE BATTLE OF THE LIVING VS THE DEAD WE BROUGHT YOU A ZOMBIE YOU HAVE TO HELP US PLEASE
>Yeah we kinda took care of that one ourselves, nevermind
>Also the wall is broken now, don't send any new recruits, k thx
Colton Stewart
no one can stop this madman
Thomas Flores
>tfw the show is finally getting the hate it should've gotten a long time ago but for the wrong reasons
its an abtract sort of feel
Logan Hernandez
>The Walking Dead season 9 had at least a few episodes rated higher than Game of Thrones season 8
The absolute state of this Emmy record setting show.
Tyler Watson
>sansa takes wolf south
>it dies
>arya takes wolf south
>it runs away
>robb takes wolf south
>it dies
Jon did the right thing, honestly. The south isn't the place for direwolves.
Good Boy, Ghost.
Luis Martin
so why did bran get that white walker STD
are they going with an ending where bran ends up on the throne and just before it ends we're made to think bran will become the night king?
Connor Williams
can anyone explain the point of attacking cersei at all? she has a mercenary army. she has to go on the offensive because she can't just sit around paying them to do nothing.
Bentley Cox
>"I saw it in the flames Ser Davos,", Stannis explained, "the ultimate deception was needed. To save all of Westeros, to save the people of this land from certain death I had to sacrifice everything. My name, my child, my lands and titles. But it was my duty and so I did it. I layed in wait in the crypts of Winterfell for years. When the Starks retook the castle I hid. When the Dragonqueen, the Usurper came I was burning with rage, yet I hid, for I knew what was expected of me by the lord of light. And now that my job is done people will know what Stannis Baratheon is. The rightful king and the bringer of light. All those lords who smiled to themselves when I marched for the wall and hid in their castles will now know what it means to stand against me.The long night has ended Ser Davos, Dawn is coming and there is stil one usurper left to deal with"
Austin Harris
>No reload bolts
>Dragon and Dany are in clear firing line
>Archers randomly sprinkled instead of a clear line
>No backup arrows
>Kings Landing is in a desert
>No snow
Mason Garcia
Reminder
>have sex
Nathaniel Sanders
I want to _________ Dany
Lucas Thompson
>any dragon not named Drogon is inevitably destined to be a jobber
Logan Cooper
When the show ends, what will this look like?
Brandon Gutierrez
based normies trashing d&d for shit writing
Henry Lewis
Andrew Lewis
>no scene in which he gets attacked by a zombie polar bear
Missed opportunity.
Julian Watson
I try spinning, it's a good trick
Samuel Edwards
>can anyone explain
no
Ryan Sullivan
i want to marry middle snek and give her four strong and handsome sons
Andrew Jackson
Remember that scene where Ned watches Arya training then gets a horrible war flash back.
Xavier Watson
white walker baby didn't matter
white walker signs didn't matter
white walkers didn't matter
the night king didn't matter
and nothig else maters
Angel Martinez
purge normalfaggots
Christopher Diaz
So will he change Dany from turning into Mad Queen when he notices the normie outrage?
Ryder Morales
every single shot of landscape in these past few seasons looks like absolute garbage
the highgarden siege also had this uncanney valley cardboard videogame look to it
Brody Brooks
no shit, how she ruled in essos makes that abundantly clear.
Isaiah Robinson
>formerly
Easton Nelson
Promise me, Ned...
Levi Walker
House Bronn
Logan Williams
Based Varys, hiding the fact he's a merman.
Jonathan Butler
Imagine
Hudson Rivera
Camden Campbell
Why is she relevant
Probs the Magicians.
Noah Anderson
kingslayer
Juan Martinez
No.
Justin Martin
/got/
Elijah Gomez
SURRENDER CERSEI, YOU DON'T STAND A CHANCE AGAINST MY ARMY
Anthony Hughes
>Varys talks about the good of the realm
>In the show, he genuinely thought that an invasion 100,000 Dothraki rapists led by Viserys Targaryen would be good for the realm
Jayden Price
AAAARRRGRGHHHHHHH
Cameron Hernandez
But I already am
Charles Torres
Decent analysis, where is this from?
Nicholas Williams
EGG
Liam Bennett
>normie outrage
normies don't read the books
Justin Clark
STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS
Mason Walker
So if normalfaggots are seething THIS hard now, how will they deal with Dany being killed?
Seems surreal the amount of SEETH this episode got
Brayden Gutierrez
snifffarts
Dominic Gomez
>house JUSTMAN
>extinct
kek
Thomas Wright
All the characters traveled across thousands of miles, fought a major battle, then traveled another few thousand miles south in what must have been a week. Cersei shows zero baby growth. She conceived it before Euron even traveled east to pick up the golden company y. Then he came back and boned her and she is so short into her term that she convinced him it's his baby. You'd think he would be suspicious after the baby is born a month after he returns from the huge journey but nah dude nah TV show writers are dumb as fuck
Gavin Ross
Good Boy, Ghost
Hudson Reed
your fucking cursed vagina started all this
Hudson Garcia
post boipussy
Evan Torres
would he be proud of Euron?
he took the queen. he took what was his
Aaron Hall
mad queen is heavily hinted at in the books is the most likely route for her plotline.
Christian Wright
Matthew Cox
Why was she so pretty in ep 4?
Dominic Foster
Caleb Thompson
>Bolton
>extinct
JUST
Nathan Fisher
Gavin James
BALLS DEEP NED
Aiden Myers
>sansa's stupid fucking outfit
GODS THE COSTUME DESIGN WAS EVEN WORSE THEN
Kayden Powell
How in the fuck does Euron or Cersei not take Dragonstone while Dany is up north fighting the White Walkers. It's literally in King's Landing's backyard; you probably can see it from King's Landing.
You just fucking kill the garrison, dress up your soldiers in their uniforms, wait until Dany and all her advisors come back and dock their ships and then you destroy the ships and the dragons.
Robert Rivera
He doesn't have to. D&D are taking all the outrage. Once the books get there (lol) it will be old news so he'll get off scot free
Adam Bailey
better question is why does cersei even exist in season 8
Caleb Collins
For Norf!
Owen Allen
>*sends the dwarf*
>Cersei pls surrender
Eli Hernandez
Who is /our guy/ for this season?
Isaac Cooper
I want to play as ShowCHAD Euron, I reformed the Drowned Faith so its syncretic with the Faith of the Seven (easier way to integrate into Westeros), I'm going to aim to kill as much dragons as possible, marry Cersei and BTFO yas queen. I changed up hair/beard through the ingame haircut thing, but should I also try to get rid of the eyepatch and shade of the evening to complete the look?
Easton Scott
he's too busy smugging it up.
Julian Miller
Prettiest girl in the show
Luke Garcia
You a virgin?
Thomas Jones
why do D&D establish in episode 2 behind the scenes that the dothraki in westeros are gone, but 'half' of them seem to be combat-ready next episode? what the fuck?
Dylan Lee
>Qyburn can literally teleport
I just realized that, holy fuck how can they be this incompetent
Brayden Lopez
autist bran
Landon Torres
How bad do you think the fallout for Dabid and Dabid will be after the leaks prove true?
Dominic Clark
Eli Gomez
S E E T H I N G
Justin Fisher
>guys
no this is a show for girls get out
GET OUT
Isaiah Martinez
hug
Carson Young
Ghost
Daniel Brooks
No.
Tyler Rivera
I predict the last episode actually getting a 5 on IMDB
Ian Fisher
I missed the reactions, are people salty about the dragon?
shit felt so anti climatic.
Liam Lewis
why are dragons so barrel chested, should lift more for better aestetics
Cameron Ramirez
She's been burning people alive and crucifying people since book 1, ofc she's mad.
Cooper Rivera
just turn off your brain bro
Aiden Cruz
why wouldnt cersei just fucking blast them all to smithereens
she's already been set up as irredeemably evil and she has her main opponent within firing range of all her artillery and bowman
Tyler Martinez
It's a ruse, she wants Cersei to underestimate her
Nolan Phillips
This was the best episode this season though. Normies are braindead.
Adam Sanchez
Tormund....
It's over...
Let it end.
Blake Peterson
Dany
Kayden Hall
why didnt they just shoot the dragon that was sitting in range of 10 balistas
if they take that out they pretty much win the war
Sebastian Foster
nah, eyepatch and the shade of the evening makes euron properly creepy. you can still RP as show euron.
Isaiah Nelson
Clearly.
Adrian Nelson
stannis
Tyler Butler
Good boy, ghost.
James Morgan
These 2
Nathan Murphy
Olivia Taylor Dudley on the Magicians. Don't watch it. It's even worse than GoT.
Samuel Long
Bobby B was a mediocre white man, please stop posting him.
Nolan Evans
Why did they pretend to kill off Tyrion with a big pole in the water??
Leo Perez
Bronn and it's not even close.
David Baker
Why do characters start regressing now?
>Jaime back to being a piece of shit
>The Hound back to fearing fire
Xavier Brown
Yes
Jace Morris
Maybe they’re lying about her having a babby. It’s easy to lie, user
Daniel Wood
...could he still be alive?
Colton Wright
ghost
Carson Bennett
keep it that way, aint gon be no fuckign tonight
Oliver Morales
Poor writing says she can do exactly that
Eli Allen
Holy shit I have no hope for the fanbase of this show, its literally been the best episode this season(not saying much) and its literally rated lower than the Long Night
Aaron Baker
>tfw all you want is a happy ending for jon and ghost
Adrian Collins
t. incel
Nicholas Jenkins
>Why do characters start regressing now?
Because the writers can't think of anything else so they go back to their OG tropes
Charles Johnson
Lyanna getting lust for dragon dick did actually
Tyler Ramirez
Why does he have the immortal trait anyway? Is my mod fucked up?
Leo Hernandez
Lads, are the leaks confirmed true? Specifically the one about Jon killing Dany and him going to the NW and Bran being king and shit. I heard they filmed multiple endings in case one got leaked. Surely these fucking leaks can't be true, can they?
Nathan Green
>feeling love is incompatible with strength
>dying in the service of your monarch is incompatible with strength
New levels of stupidity every single day
Julian Lewis
>In the show, he genuinely thought that an invasion 100,000 Dothraki rapists led by Viserys Targaryen would be good for the realm
He was right.
Xavier Smith
>the gate opens
>qyburn walks out
>the gate is closed with a loud slam indicating it's well shut now
then later we see this fucking shit
>a gap between two halves
>smaller door on the right wing
Jose Diaz
it's a callback to him falling unconscious before something big happens like in season 2
Andrew Taylor
here's some things I'm already hearing through the grapevine, in defense of Dany
>she's been through so much
>anybody would have broken when she did
>she lost her dragon
>she tried her best to free slaves
>it's really not her fault because of Viserys!
>the men in her life made her this way!
it
begins
Anthony Mitchell
>Why did they pretend to kill off Tyrion with a big pole in the water?
I thought it was knock him out, but he lives, but maybe that's me being crazy.
Nolan Cook
SHUT UP WOMAN
Easton Smith
he got cucked so hard it started a 5 way free-for-all civil war
Connor James
Every fantasy element in this show jobs for epicness
Benjamin Price
I bet Euron has no clue about how long women are pregnant, either.
Christopher Baker
These people actually think Dany would make a good Queen.
Grayson Reyes
Why do people like daenerys so much? I'm not talking that she's annoying even if she is, just look at her, she's a fucking crazy bitch who crucifies people and burn them since the beginning, why is she so beloved by normalfags?
Josiah Morris
>All the minorities in the show getting dabbed on lately
Wtf?!?!
Nicholas Smith
all of danys executions in the book and the crucifixions have been reactions to aggressiveness against her and her people. she hasn't done anything as wild as burning the tarlys in the books yet. she even refrains from being bloodthirsty and properly rooting out the sons of the harpies because she is scared of becoming aerys. she's still a brainlet when it comes to ruling though since she fucks daario and lets astapor collapse.
Adam Watson
Rhaegal: Jobber to the stars
Carter Garcia
Even though I was hyped for mad queen 3 seasons ago they’re even rushing that to fast. Fuck sake
Jaxon Rodriguez
>Sam rapidly jumping between newly-proven badass and chubby wimpy beta
Is normal
Christopher Morales
nice tits?
Logan Rogers
Truly a Jamie sort of feel, he’s been in clown world since stabbing the mad king
Isaac Watson
BITCHES AND WHORES
Carson Collins
I could see them letting some non-main branch Lannister family exist at Casterly Rock. They ran out of gold anyways.
Blake Bennett
>Beric Dondarion was brought back to life nine times to get stabbed in a hallway through plate armor
all so he could save Arya when she inexplicably forgets how to fight for two minutes
Jason Walker
Nathan Thomas
>Mr Tryion I'm Queen's Hand
Nicholas Mitchell
OUT
ALL OF YOU OUT
Luis Smith
>dany will be a good ruler because she's a woman
Jaxon Gray
SJW's have gotten so used to yas queen moments that when the show actually goes back to killing it's women and having them act more human they get mad
Oliver Howard
jon doesn't love him
Kevin Hill
That shirt isn't tight enough, get her breast stretcher!
Kayden Wright
>male virgin
>"have sex incel"
>female virgin
>gets a nordic gigachad to deflower her
Lincoln Nguyen
>cocks are very important I'm afraid
what did Varys mean by this?
Evan King
Just like the good ol' days
Eli Cook
>wants to siege a city
>something that just about every ruler before her has done a hundred times
>everybody suddenly thinks she is a complete fucking psycho
Why do they care some much about a fucking siege? Why are they flipping their shit over this instead of stuff like oh I don't know executing noble prisoners of war after they have surrendered?
Jason James
I enjoyed staring at her tits when 5sf still was a thing.
Owen Taylor
Because she left that permasmug Kelly C attitude and became more relatable
Brody Morales
>After the years of Westeros being ravaged by constant war, the burning and pillaging of crops, much of the country dying because of Winter, entire Houses wiped out, the aristocracy in crisis, castles sacked, gold and silver resources drained, a power vacuum opens
>SHAGGA, son of Dolf, emerges as a warlord with hills tribe armies and wipe out noble houses, taking all this land for themselves
>Westeros enters a dark age of barbarism
Luis Reed
Remember how we all thought this would end with all the great houses going extinct?
Well only:
>Tyrells (have cousins in show)
>Martells (shitload of bastards
>Boltons
That's all that's gone extinct, so literally only the Boltons went extinct.
Chase Evans
They're running out of time to bring back Littlefinger. I think it will be a bit weird when he just shows up in Episode 6, the normies need a bit more build up before he comes back and claims the Iron Throne.
Ayden Anderson
>white walker signs didn't matter
yes they still made that sign in episode 2 so they haven't forgotten about it. They even put rather a lot of effort into it with the dismembered limbs.
I don't understand why they'd just not even bother with an explanation in this episode.
Isaac Scott
For guys? Shes hot and muh dragons, girls muh girl power I would guess
Brayden Roberts
why didn't they open the small part for him? just to be dramatic?
Asher White
i love d&d now
Hunter Reyes
OURS IS THE FURY
Wyatt Morgan
It was unironically the best episode of the season
Normalfags are just mad about their mad kween
Luis Myers
See that small rectangle at the bottom right of the right door? That's an entrance and can be used even if the big gate is closed.
Cameron Cooper
Because she's an assertive woman in position of power. Her personality outside of that doesn't matter at all to normies.
Nathan Howard
99% chance they are true
Hudson Williams
I'm not a fan of Jaime and Brienne being romantic. But Brienne getting upset that the only man to ever show her some genuine affection is leaving her is absolutely justified, and I think it's the best way for their "relationship" to play out.
Parker Allen
b-but Yea Forums told me this show was SJW?!?!
Julian Garcia
Makes sense desu
>complete disregard for rules and consticency (Gendry has a legit claim now unlike bran who has none)
>subverts expectations
>Jon gets to be 1,000th lord commander
Bentley Hughes
>Jon is sat in a tavern outside Winterfell alone
>He requests the bard to play "Don't stop believing by the Journey"
>The door opens
>It's Sansa
>She takes a seat
>They read the menu
>"What looks good tonight?"
>"I dunno"
>"Arya had to go to the Maester... Switch Birth Control.."
>Jon frowns
>IT GOES ON AND ON AND ON AND ON
>Bran enters
>"Mmmm onion rings"
>"Best in the Seven Kingdoms as far as I'm concerned"
>A man wearing a members only cloak looks over at the table
>STREET LIGHT... PEOPLE
>Arya is outside struggling to parallel park her horse
>"Shit.."
>LIVING JUST TO FIND DEVOTION
>Two black guys walk in
>"How was work today bran?"
>"All I did was sit in the Godswood having meaningless visions"
>"You may not realize it yet but you are formulating false prophecies"
>"It's a secondary character arc.. So buck up"
>"Your right.. focus on the good times"
>The members only cloak wearer goes to the outhouse
>Arya still can't park her horse
>HOLD ON TO THAT FEEEEELIAAAAING
>STREET LIGHT PEOPOEEEEEEEELE
>DON'T STOP
>Cuts to black
Andrew Richardson
the firing angle on those is horrendous.
All the dragon needs to do is fly high enough so they can't aim up, and shoot flames down on them from above.
Ryder Roberts
subverted
Andrew Cruz
What the fuck was the point of the Bronn scene?
Anthony Price
Sad Dany.
Grayson Lewis
The leak about Viserys returning is also true.
Jack Reyes
Pretty sure she just wants to burn it.
Carson Morris
Jayden Price
>Mormont
Alexander Peterson
So we're all in agreement that Gendry will win the Iron Throne after Jon kills Dany fucks off north, right?
Elijah Long
>KL has miles of tunnels built underneath it
I want to see the remaining dragon sneak in under the city.
Camden Hall
It's all so tiresome...
Kayden Flores
>...before his reign is ended by Sweetrobin Arryn teleporting behind him and knifing him in the belly
Kayden Long
Should there be an animated adaptation for the series a couple of years down the line that tries to be more accurate?
Lincoln Carter
>oh shit we forgot about this character
>better have him turn up and do some stupid inexplicable shit that is totally out of character
Owen Morris
They are probably madder at the shit tier writing on display.
Daniel Moore
Please tell me he doesn't get Mouth of Sauron'd next ep
Eli Sanders
>this kills the dragon
Oliver Evans
>Post yfw dany goes full mental boom next week and the entire scene is a montage of her roasting normies in kings landing because her sex toy and pitbull got rekt
youtube.com
Nicholas Howard
>executing noble prisoners of war after they have surrendered?
They didn't surrender that was the problem.
Yeah I can already tell DnD is going to fuck up the dany going mad arc. Its going to be so forced
Carson Roberts
Yep pretty much
7 seasons later and Robert was right
Slit her throat and be done with it
Jonathan Davis
>all of danys executions in the book and the crucifixions have been reactions to aggressiveness against her and her people
you're forgetting astapor. she burns the masters and uses their own slave army to sack the city. that was in no way a reaction to aggressiveness against her and her people, that was her scheming to get a free slave army while at the same time trying to play the savior angle. she's a dumb bitch.
Easton Diaz
what the fuck was the point of any scene, all just small conversations without substance. We'll never see Bronn again btw
Liam Robinson
>the GREAT house of Mormont
Ian Brooks
*HUFF* *HUFF* *HUFF*
Dylan Wilson
the show is trash that's why. also they did complain but there was no alternative. with jon now they have a valid alternative.
Camden Clark
what did he mean by this?
Sebastian Peterson
what's the veredict on the previous episode? no idea why the episode was so long.
Ethan Cox
now both Bronn and Sam are candidates for Highgarden
Nicholas Brown
The way he just busted through the door was retarded too.
Sebastian Gutierrez
>dont stop me by Queen starts playing
>Stannis bursts into the room
Jason Martin
Robert Reyes
wtf i luv dany now
Nathaniel Brown
because she is so cute
Jack Morales
Wyatt Murphy
Howd he even get into winterfell no problem?
Jordan Jones
>cute girl who controls dragons
whats not to like?
Zachary Turner
Jaime going back to being a piece of shit makes sense if only they gave him like 5 episodses to do so..........
Owen Bell
cappuccino Venti for my queen?
Parker Kelly
OH NO NO NO QYBROS WE GOT TOO COCKY
Gabriel Collins
>no tyrells
>no martells
>no freys (lol)
>no mormonts
>no boltons
>no umbers
>no karstarks
>no baelishes
>no dondarrions
>no blackfyres
>no male redwynes
>one female tarly
>one bastard baratheon
>one (MIA) florent
>one tully(?)
>one scarified clegane
>one old royce
>one old seaworth
>one female targaryen
>one reed & his incel daughter [also: where the FUCK is howland?]
>one whatever the fuck bronn's 'noble house' is
>one lesbian greyjoy & her basado and rojopillado uncle
>one dwarf lannister & his lunatic sister
>one wizard stark & his lunatic sister
>one SEVERELY autstic arryn
>Sansa "Stark" has no legitimate claim on anything, twice-married with one still living LANNISTER husband
>Samwell Tarly & Aegon VI Targaryen cannot hold lands b/c of night's watch vows
>Gregor Clegane and Jaime Lannister cannot hold lands b/c of kingsgaurd vows
and you thought
Jeremiah Watson
Cheeky fiver on the Starbucks cup being intentionally left in the scene to set up a subsequent advertising collab.
Aiden Foster
It made normies mad/10
Noah Torres
Aegon son of Rahegar will come in and take the throne. It will be like Fortinbras in Hamlet
Brayden James
God, Brienne's facial shape is literally perfect for Palpatine.
Carson Gomez
Sam and Gilly fucked off this episode. We won't be seeing them again.
Hudson Myers
I bet the Hound is still a virgin
Liam Cooper
it was fucking awful and I've been one of the optimistic ones.
Asher Perez
After all the work we've put into this show, this is how they repay us?!
Brody Hernandez
Charles Nelson
DESPITE COMPRISING LESS THAN 0.01% OF THE POPULATION
*huff huff*
THE WHITE WALKERS
*huff*
COMMIT 100% OF THE CRIMES OF BEING WHITE AND WALKING
ALL MEN MUST DIE
VALAR CAUCASIA
David Adams
>*DING DING DING*
>*EHEM...*
Jonathan Clark
They were afraid of the 20 unsullied at their gates.
James Turner
youtube tier post
Ryder Cooper
>win most of westeros to her cause
>everyone fucking hates her and just follows out of fear
>vox doing shitty analogy and reaches for clicks
Elijah Lee
Today I will remind them
youtu.be
Oliver Cruz
lel
Leo Stewart
Yeah but what is their tax policy?
Blake Morales
>one "Dragon Queen pussy juice" latte please
Kayden Miller
Stop White Women 2020
Owen Thompson
a song of toasts and roasts
Daniel Bennett
Holy shit they really messed up the VFX there, you can clearly see the troops sliding around on the planks, with very fake shadows beneath their feet
How much money did their pour into this episode and they can't hire a competent artist who can motion track properly?
Jordan Ortiz
No the candidate for Highgarden is House Hightower
Xavier James
>“The bleeding star bespoke the end,” he said to Aeron. “These are the last days, when the world shall be broken and remade. A new god shall be born from the graves and charnel pits.” Then Euron lifted a great horn to his lips and blew, and dragons and krakens and sphinxes came at his command and bowed before him. “Kneel, brother,” the Crow’s Eye commanded. “I am your king, I am your god. Worship me, and I will raise you up to be my priest.”
>“Never. No godless man may sit the Seastone Chair!”
>“Why would I want that hard black rock? Brother, look again and see where I am seated.”
>Aeron Damphair looked. The mound of skulls was gone. Now it was metal underneath the Crow’s Eye: a great, tall, twisted seat of razor sharp iron, barbs and blades and broken swords, all dripping blood.
>Impaled upon the longer spikes were the bodies of the gods. The Maiden was there and the Father and the Mother, the Warrior and Crone and Smith … even the Stranger. They hung side by side with all manner of queer foreign gods: the Great Shepherd and the Black Goat, three-headed Trios and the Pale Child Bakkalon, the Lord of Light and the butterfly god of Naath.
>And there, swollen and green, half-devoured by crabs, the Drowned God festered with the rest, seawater still dripping from his hair. Then, Euron Crow’s Eye laughed again
>He saw the longships of the Ironborn adrift and burning on a boiling blood-red sea. He saw his brother on the Iron Throne again, but Euron was no longer human. He seemed more squid than man, a monster fathered by a kraken of the deep, his face a mass of writhing tentacles. Beside him stood a shadow in woman’s form, long and tall and terrible, her hands alive with pale white fire. Dwarves capered for their amusement, male and female, naked and misshapen, locked in carnal embrace, biting and tearing at each other as Euron and his mate laughed and laughed and laughed
Brody Lopez
There's a transporter pad in King's Landing. It was previously used by the Sand Snakes after they killed Tristane.
Owen Lee
Ultimate Female Power Fantasy
she dwarfs every other female character on the show in that regard
Christian Parker
have sex
Mason Turner
Ho can they be so delusional?
Benjamin Davis
that was a ruthless action but tyrion or varys would have told her to do it, it was sound. it's not insane. giving up a dragon for an army is fool's choice. her mistakes came after she successfully conquered slaver's bay.
Elijah Murphy
so flat
Christopher Reyes
>Yeah but what is their tax policy?
ask howard shultz he's running for pres
Brody Morales
christ
Aaron Parker
Colton Thomas
This
Christian Peterson
why?
Evan Brooks
SOMEONE BEHIND THE DOOR SHOWS HIM WHEN TO STOP LMAO
Grayson James
Who are they?
Jack Butler
>REEEE I THOUGHT THEY WERE ALLIES FOR OUR PROPAGANDA
Glad these bitches are getting blown the fuck out
Isaac White
How the fuck did he even get into Winterfell? It's probably not that well manned anymore but holy shit do they have no-one manning the gate?
Christian Nguyen
god I love olivia
Brody Harris
Free needles and heroin for everyone!
Jeremiah Morgan
>People think the cup was left out of incompetence
Starbucks are playing 4d chess with their marketing. How much do you think they would have payed D&D to make it look like an accident?
Alexander Cook
300+ people
drinking 1-2 starbucks a day
2 years of filming
you're looking at over a million dollars just on coffee
Ethan Russell
What the hell's a "culture writer"?
Caleb Watson
>culture writers (like me)
what does that even mean?
Caleb Russell
One of them just needs to be holding a glass of wine in their picture and this would be complete.
Colton Johnson
>culture writers
Juan Gonzalez
How fucking delusional can you get?
Eli Baker
FUCK MAESTERS AND FUCK THE CITADEL
Jonathan Smith
This just made all the shitty writing worth it.
Kevin Campbell
>oof
HELLO FELLOW CHILDREN
Zachary Johnson
lizard ded, brown ded, ser brian of tarth got dumped
Thomas Wright
>VALAR CAUCASIA
Joshua Garcia
Eli Ward
Retards on Buzzfeed who make the YAS QUEEN posts.
Owen Wood
Two different audiences
Juan Green
It was simply a house Manderly cup
Jayden Thomas
no, she's mine
Jace Edwards
>The Long Night has already been forgotten
Kayden Cooper
Sam is a TARLY, not a Tyrell you retard
Justin Smith
>Gendry Rivers
shouldn't it be Gendry Storm? Or was he born in the Riverlands?
Carter Howard
If you have to announce yourself as a culture writer
you aren't one
Jaxson Kelly
absolute pottery and underrated
Grayson Jackson
Means people pushing for social justice themes in culture. They were convinced the show was about womyn taking the power from men or some shit
Brandon Stewart
>Madness status:had its day
Robert Stewart
It did matter, watch the prequel to find out more.
Ian Martin
post yfw giant woman telling jaime to stay
Ryan Martin
They really have stopped giving a shit altogether haven't they
Grayson Murphy
remember when 7x06 leaked in the middle of the week
Brandon Clark
Born in King’s Landing, no?
Matthew Morgan
neither, he was an unacknowledged bastard so he has no surname. even if he were his surname would be waters since he was born in the crownlands
Logan Rodriguez
A nu-male or fat woman who writes for one of the hundreds of interchangeable and rapidly declining digital media sites about tv shows, movies and other cultural items.They often use the phrases "go off", "we stan" and "that's a good thing".
Caleb Russell
SEETHING
Nolan Bennett
It's implied that he used to go to brothels. The rape is out of the question for him though.
Matthew Adams
It ought to be gendry waters, he was born in king's landing
Chase Bell
he won the dog war
Carson Reyes
??
Samuel Price
*Fwoop* back at KL
Ethan Jenkins
>Huh, I wonder why they couldn't afford the CGI budget for eleph-
Hunter Cruz
Cringed when she started crying. I wanted to see her tits out of morbid curiosity I bet they look terrible
Jack Kelly
I thought 6 seasons of straight hard rape might have taught them otherwise
Mason Jones
thanks i forgot where ned originally found him
Brandon Hill
is it me or the ghost part was anti climatic as fuck?
>bye doggo
what the fuck
Brayden Perez
Holy fuck.
Jaxon Flores
neither
bastard surnames are for recognised bastards like Jon
he was never recognised by Robert so he's just called Gendry
Kayden Roberts
formerly short
Adam Bailey
oh jesus
Colton Lee
Didn't really dig their romance but I still felt bad for her. As an ugly virgin I relate to her.
Brandon Davis
He should have been the one to kill Dany. Ending madness once and for all
Cameron Evans
Dabid is too retarded to even look that up.
Sebastian Nguyen
Luis Gomez
...
Brandon Sullivan
Bloke waves his hand down in the right gap of the gate to signal him to stop
Hudson Sullivan
Jaime was about to give Highgarden to the Tarlys in Season 7
Isaac Carter
Then it would be Gendry Waters.
Ayden Gutierrez
This is why I love americans
Owen Diaz
hecklerspray.com
pics of her naked are out there
Jayden Miller
AAAAAAAGH VISERYON SAVE MEEEEEE
Nathaniel Gonzalez
She fled. She didn't kill herself. See Little Finger's debt scheme for details.
Camden Mitchell
Caleb Ortiz
No, Gendry doesn't have a bastard surname because Robert never acknowledged him. If that was the case, he would be Gendry Waters
Aiden Murphy
Suck the toes of
Evan Butler
Just google her nudes. There's barely any tits.
Brody Edwards
Will Tormund come back
Christian Thompson
>hey the dog cgi guys are asking for a raise again
>fuck it just get rid of it
Nolan Miller
women need to be arrested
Carson Hill
You could already find pictures of her tits before she even started working on GoT.
Lucas James
OH NO NO NO
Adrian Martinez
BRAVO D&D
BRA-FUCKING-VO
THE LONG NIGHT IS ALREADY FORGOTTEN
Joseph Turner
If Dany had couple of braincells to rub together, she could wait till it's dark and then torch every ballista on the wall, blow holes into the wall and torch Euron's ships. I imagine Drogon would blend pretty well against a dark sky.
And once Drogon starts to light shit up she could see the ground targets well but people on the ground still wouldn't see shit.
Christian Green
She is DFC
Matthew Sanchez
>Gendry Rivers
His wiki even said Gendry WATERS prior to this episode.
Zachary Moore
>fire every ballista at the dragon
>have archers unload on the 50 dudes while dany and tyrion are completely out in the open
>send guys on horses out of the gate to take down stragglers
literally could have won the war right there and then. This show is so stupid.
Josiah Lee
jfc
the show really is becoming a caricature of its former self
Adrian Jackson
short night (formerly long)
Oliver Gomez
Women are narcissistic sociopaths, user.
Cersei is the quintessential woman character in the show, and she sums up the female mentality perfectly: Power is power.
Not loyalty, not love, not honor. Pure, brutal power.
And that's what people love about Dany too. The YAAASS KWEEN moments are anytime Dany scorches someone or otherwise acts like the Mad King. This is the nature of women. They revel in cruelty and abusing those weaker than them, because they've envied the strong all their lives. Women are born without dicks, the literal and figurative symbol of power.
Angel Bennett
when?
Asher Richardson
based and redpilled Sopranos poster. I doubt we will ever get to see a show as awesome as the Sopranos were. Feels bad man.
Tyler Sullivan
yeah, but they forgot to bring giants that could reach this ballista
Ian Walker
T W O Y E A R S
W
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Jordan Wood
Leo Allen
He from the Crownlands so it should have been waters
Jacob Collins
>fuck this dog eating out my paycheck
Hudson Martin
under rated
Jaxon Price
That's not how it works, retard.
Leo Morales
Can someone link the videos whre you can see dumb and dumber talk about the episode
Zachary Morgan
WHY IS THE WRITING SO FUCKING BAD?
WHY IS NOBODY MAKING ANY LOGICAL SENSE?
Elijah James
Anthony Hill
> All these Stannisposters
Meanwhile I am just sitting here waiting and hoping the cheeky lad Littlefinger makes a comeback.
Charles Ross
I wish I could upvote you twice for explaining how it really works :)
Elijah Jones
welcome to /got/ post season 4
Joseph Nelson
She's literally just going to start burning the whole city. Euron probably survives long enough to get axed by a MC but KL is literal toast.
Nolan Fisher
Mya Stone wasn't officially recognized, was she?
Landon Hernandez
Well he probably hates him for killing him. He might respect the jron price on a few things though.
Tyler Jenkins
What should Bronn's surname be when he's Lord of Highgarden? I think Blackwater after the battle he fought in.
Camden Fisher
>Frey
???
Brayden Brooks
Obviously the fucking Dragon Slayer Euron
Aaron Bailey
>robert was my fav
Xavier Clark
>I could see them letting some non-main branch Lannister family exist at Casterly Rock.
You realize Tyrion LANNISTER is the Hand of the Queen right?
Anthony Russell
>virgin movement
Ryan Cruz
>Qyburn can literally teleport
?? He's literally standing there seconds before the nigger gets decapitated
Jordan Gray
Despite being overpowered as fuck, House Bolton will always be my fav. I hope they have some bastard who comes back and takes the North.
Jaxon Reed
>Jaime, being the honorable guy he is, wants to thanks Brienne for helping out during the 'trial' and reward her for the bravery in battlefield.
>Being the Chad he is, he knows Briennes whants his Golden D
>Is conflicted, since he's willing to reward her, but is not really into beastiality
>Decides to man up and gets ready to do the deed
>Drinks copious amounts of booze
>Forces the beast to drink up too
>Fucks her until she literally faints
>Tries to leave during the night, since he now fears the beast will love him forever
>The Beast craves the Golden Cock and follows him like a hound
>'I am le evil'
And who are you, and who are you,
the lord of who, are, you.
Benjamin Myers
god i want to breed with that green haired one
Landon Bell
Cersei is promising Bronn Riverrun when the Freys just conquered it?!
Sebastian Anderson
why
Jack Martinez
all of them are based even the one who dance and fuck the tall lady
William Thompson
euron is the shittiest written character of the show by a mile and it makes him the best
Justin Jackson
>that chick with the "fuck" fan
Xavier Foster
What could've been user what could've been
Jace Harris
just why
Kevin Jenkins
Jaime still a good boi, you w8 n see
Jose Evans
The Targ's will die off too.
Evan Diaz