Lol all she had to do was grab Cersei and jump off lmao

Oh fuck, the queen we are afraid of just got btfo.

Lol jk i still want to fight

What if she just ducked?

The Mountain would overswing and hit Cersei

Haven’t you ever seen ISIS execution videos? It’s amazing how many captured peopel just sit and take it without even attempting to fight back or flee or fight It

At that point they've been beaten to shit and had their families threatened.

Missandei wasn't battered and should have had enough cojones to take one for the team.

In those videos, that’s usually like Take 450. They do mock executions a dozen times or so before they do the deed

so why didn't they do it anyway?

60 points higher than yours

her ankles were shackled

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he was linched by leg and hands dude.

>She was handcuffed.
You can grab things while in handcuffs, user. You can even use to handcuffs to your advantage.

>Her ankles were shackled.
She didn't have to do a 100m dash, user. Cersei was right there in kissing distance.

Realistically those balistas would need several minutes to aim giving Dany plenty of time to tell the dragon to fuck off.

>physics just work like in my anime

>Realistically those balistas would need several minutes to aim
Not according to a scene that just happened minutes beforehand

But she doesn't know violence.

How was she the only person that got captured.

>Literally has never been at a pool or body of water with friends.
>Has only gone into bodies of water willingly.

Sounds like a shit life.

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>Still watching season 8

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>BURN THEM ALL DANY~

k

They also threaten to murder anyone they know.

Oh no! Surely that wouldn't have suited this SUBVERSIVE show!

Did you watch the episode?

based dabid today has been wonderfull

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I was thinking the same thing. If I was going to die I'd take her with me.

well to user's defense, Euron's ballista was probably of his own make and to different specifications than Cersei/Qyburn's.

This is what the show depiction/production/writing makes so hard to understand. Cersei is not going to fight clean. Dany was there with perhaps 30–40 unsullied? At least 10 "spiders" aimed at a stationary Drogon. She could have easily picked off Dany and Jon et al would have arrived even more dispirited than before, and no dragon.

I really don't think Cersei would have just handled that exchange with so much honor as she did. Her enemy was RIGHT THERE in the CGI open field with no cover.

And can't even begin to wrap my head around no one seeing the Euron fleet until after they got three perfect shots into the dragon.

You talk like she was fresh. She could barely stand on her own yet alone walk, imprisoned and partially starved to keep her weak/easy to handle.

She has big eyebrows.

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Well the show disagrees with you. The balista operators seem to be able to land perfect shots into moving objects from behind cliffsides.
¯\_(ツ)_/¯

>Cersei aims ballistas at drogon
>opens the gates to “talk”
>suddenly open up archer fire
>cavalry charges our front gate around her while simultaneously firing at drogon with ballistas
>infantry follows cavalry and surrounds dany like at the battle of the bastards while spamming ballistas at drogon

Game ogre

Unlimited kek

Name the last good character in this shitshow. You know what? You don't have to, we all know who he is.

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No it wasnt fuck off

all the dragon had to do was fly around behind the ships and burn them all, the ships cant all turn and aim that fast

Dani could have still made an asspull escape on her dragon. Seeing as how she manages to doge the scorpions just fine when she needs too

TURN *clap* OFF *clap* BRAIN *clap* mmmhmmm

cerci even grabbed on to HER for a bit. And because her body hit the ground along with her head she was not tied up enough to prevent cerci from falling with her

>check out my mixtape

really weird last words desu

Yep. Fly near the water surface until behind, then remain stationary, hiding behind the large sails, flaming the ships up one by one, manage location per which ships are then turning to engage.

But I'm just a retard behind a desk, just like the writers. Not sure how that would play out but sounds better and more practical than what happened.

>Lol all she had to do was grab Cersei and jump off lmao

and then she'd be denied the kingdom of Christ, for eternity

for you

It's about satisfying fanboys nowadays so they wouldn't stop watching and gaining dollars on D&D bank account. Show logic is literally depending on that 90% of time.

Realistically (inb4 it’s a show with dragons) she should be flying ahead and very high up to scout. She literally has the advantage of being able to scout with no risk. But d&d said she forgot so xddd

His 20 second conversation with Tyrion was my favorite part of the last episode.

Is social media and fan culture ruining the philosophy behind popular media?

I get the sense that there is a priority in subverting expectations and creating spectacle instead of being true to a story or character or the logic/physics of the fictional universe.

I know we've seen this before, but it feels like this is being promoted now in writing rooms as the recommended way to go… surprising or taking audiences (with their theories of how things will play out) off guard and just throwing things away just for a fleeting surprise. I don't know. Feeling cynical right now.

>Lol all she had to do was grab Cersei and jump off lmao
But they would land in the water that surrounds King's Landing and Cersei could just swim away, Grey Worm's gf on the other hand would drown due to handcuffs.

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Ah yep I hear you. It's so goofy.

This hope he makes it

sounds like everyone wins then

killing missandei and the dragon is so nonfanboyism. What are you talking about? All fanboys are literally raging because D&D killed off the dragon. You are one of those fanboys you complain about

COWABUNGA IT IS

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Still no fucking webm

So what exactly stopped Cercei ordering her archers to kill everyone?

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHH
EPIC BURN BRO
WE GONNA NEED THE LIST OF BURN CENTERS IN THE US UP IN HERE BECAUSE THAT WAS EPIC FOR THE WIN

What an annoying sheebon. I hope Mudworm joins her on the next episode

Too much wine.

or just literally fly above them

Girl is black and let's be honest, those aren't known for smart decisions.

Instead we get a mad Queen stomp in a week. I mean she'll obviously go insane and that will be nice but all of those tactics you shared will be ignored for dragon roasting ships.

>Gregor ''heads up'' Clegane
>Gregor ''off the wall'' Clegane
>Gregor ''One hit kill'' Clegane
>Gregor ''Swordmaster'' Clegane
>Gregor ''The mountain'' Clegane
>Gregor ''Manlet creator'' Clegane
>Gregor ''Pain in the neck'' Clegane
>Gregor ''Walking genocide'' Clegane
>Gregor ''one shade too dark'' Clegane
>Gregor ''Give me a nun, hun'' Clegane
>Gregor ''Took a bit too much'' Clegane
>Gregor ''Decapitation station'' Clegane
>Gregor ''haircut on the house'' Clegane
>Gregor ''I cant bend my torso'' Clegane
>Gregor ''the pope? haha nope'' Clegane
>Gregor ''POW? more like KOS'' Clegane
>Gregor ''take you down a notch'' Clegane
>Gregor ''if I cut this off will you die'' Clegane
>Gregor ''let the bodies hit the floor'' Clegane
>Gregor ''I'll just take a bit off the top'' Clegane
>Gregor ''+set g_sabermorerealistic 2'' Clegane
>Gregor ''Never liked brunettes anyway'' Clegane
>Gregor ''im dead, so whats your excuse'' Clegane
>Gregor ''its not like you could fuck her anyways'' Clegane
>Gregor ''Rape, murder, late term abortion specialist'' Clegane
>Gregor ''behead a man before throwing him off a wall'' Clegane

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What if they both go insane, and the respective men in their lives have to end them both and actually sort out the problems like adults?

>implying she wasnt raped by the Mountain and hundreds of other soldiers

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Imagine being a poor slave for most your life then in your last breath requesting a magic crazy person burn all the innocent poor people alive

can I have the Bear Jew image, my man?

I just cropped it myself, didn't save a png of it

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Nooooooooo

She spoke, 20 languages you mongoloid

LOL OMG OP IS A FUCKING GENIUS

lmao imagine how hard you guys and everyone else would be crying if cersei the utlimate show villain died because a girl bound in chains managed to grab her and jump to their deaths

you should probably be writers for this show

Why would someone behead a woman before throwing her of a wall?

There wasn't any water, though. When she was killed, her body hit the ground in front of them.

If they take that helmet off, would the Mountain die?

Her people are literally known as the ultimate pacifists who won't even use violence in self-defense, so no. That'd be the last thing on her mind.

it would be extremely painful

>There wasn't any water, though.
think about that

>PACIFISM YO
>BURN THEM ALL LOL

Zozzle @ u

Why would he keep the upgraded version of the best weapon in westeros to himself , and how do you make a giant crossbow easier to aim ?

Na he's had it off before. The former kingsguard helmet was clamped shut around his head simply because he's got herpes to end all herpes.

Amazingly, we're still entirely unclear on whether he's undead or not, what kind of undeath it is and what Qyburn's deal actually is.

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Naval weapons are not covered by the arms control treaty.

With scopes, retard.

Because he's le first storm and le last with a finger firmly up da bum.
Also he had two guys on either side of his seat who aimed for him, shuffling to the left or right as needed. Didn't see any shuffle crew on the ramparts.

>t. Isis

Qyburn ressurrected/keeps him alive via magic.

He's essentially an evil wizard.

Evil wizard = Necromancer

This. Her people regularly get sucked and fucked by dothraki and dont fight back. Not sure why missandei would be any different in the face of her own death

Or he never died, but what keeps him so fiercely obedient is a mystery.

How can you starve in 15 minutes?

She doesn't want to kill them, she wants them to bend their knee. Too much pride to kill them and be done with it, she wants her enemies to live in her shadow and pledge fealty to her.

Could he resurrect the dragon?

>all she had to do was grab Cersei and jump off
you now read this in Big Smoke's voice

It crashed into the sea and is on its merry way to the bottom of it, and the guy who could make scuba diving corpses with giant chains appear from nowhere just got turned into an advanced 3D puzzle in the last episode.

BURN THEM ALL DANY

BURN THEM ALL

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>What keeps him so fiercely obedient is a mystery
Fuck, user. I don't think you read my post at all.

MAGIC
A
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Qyburn essentially fucked with his soul and kept the parts he wanted. He might have even put in a little bit from Cersei's other prisoners. He loves esoteric shit and is probably one of the few maesters who went full blown magic.

Dios mio...

The balistas shouldn't even be able to hit a flying and moving target. The bolts are massively top heavy and would nose dive into the ground after a hundred meters.

teleporting is taking its toll

Qyburn can't resurrect bodies, I think. That magic was only seen practiced by the Night King. Qyburn can take your body and what is left of your soul to form a flesh golem and probably did that to Cersei's other prisoners.

this
>that little nod to Euron, assuring that Cersei is pregnant
>that banter with Tyrion
Azor Qyburn

He was expelled from his order because he liked vivisection a little too much, not because he was a warlock...

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lmao

Wasn't Cersei lying there? She made a weird face after she said it and Euron grabbed her head and she went back to smiling.

She either can't have babies anymore or the baby is Jamie's.

So he studied the nature of death and the nature of life? Sounds like a would be necromancer to me.

At this point I was expecting her to show up with her own undead army, this show is disappointing to no end.

its Jamies baby, but still motivated Euron to keep on fighting for her

It's Jamie's baby but Euron thinks its his.

He studied what stress a dismantled body could withstand before failing to work. He's Josef Mengele moreso than he is Victor Frankenstein.

He's an idiot for believing that after hearing that Tyrion knows about the babe, even though he got to King's Landing weeks after Euron fucked her.

she was drinking wine before euron sexed her, its eurons baby and cersei is 4d chess-ing tyrion to not have jaime kill her (because of her prophecy)

Behold, Cersei, your new champion!

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