Don't mind me, just SAVING the series from Dabbid and Co

Don't mind me, just SAVING the series from Dabbid and Co.

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Can someone please make a chad/virgin meme involving Euron.

He based

He's literally Dabbid: the character. This was like the third time he appeared out of nowhere to end plotlines/cut the budget in an ""unexpected"" way.

If he manages to summon a kraken in the following episodes, he will not only be my favorite character, but he will singlehandedly save he entire show.

>Deus Ex Ballista

These writers deserve nothing short of the noose

Euron is the most vapid, one dimensional character in the whole show.

I SHARPEN THE KNIFE
AND LOOK DOWN UPON THE BAY

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FOR ALL MY LIFE
A STRANGER I REMAAAAIIIN

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>Kraken ballista whith siphon decorations
ebig

Triple ballista when

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This guy is the absolutely worst character on the show. No characterization, no development, and just random "fuck you" moments.

nice

Bullshit, thought dragon skin was impervious and only their eyes were a weak spot? Also, they're fucking high up, how do they maintain power enough to penetrate the skin, wouldn't they just bounced off or just outright miss?

Fuck this show. I don't even care how it ends anymore.

me on the left

The stupid ballistas don't even make sense. How is everyone so goddamn good at aiming them? It's like a 100% accuracy rate unless it's convenient and then they dodge every shot.

I agree, if they're supposed to be so powerful to penetrate dragon skin, where is recoil to the ship when they're fired?

Is Euron the chad or the virgin? And who would the other person be?

This. Euron is the worst character on the show that's still alive.

He has characterization. He wants to fugg Cersei :DD

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i hate this fucker but yes that would be badass and save the show

Euron is a cartoon character

How the shit are they reloading those things so fast?

What are the odds in the next episode we're going to see Yara ram his ship to save the day?
She will probably drop a stupid one-liner and stab him in the nuts.

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The first shot of him wheeling around in that giant ballista might as well have had a giant curly mustache and cracked monocle on him

Book Euron and Show Euron

You choose

>These are the supposed WMDs of Westeros

B R A V O

>our child
is he a cuck?

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>where is recoil to the ship when they're fired?

Ballistas dont have as much recoil as you'd expect, largely cause they dont fire projectiles like modern day artillery does. The arms basically thrust the bolt into the air, and the force is projected forward or back into the ballista itself. Think about it in terms of a slingshot. Most of the force is from pulling back on it, not recoil from the actual launch. Since artillery doesnt required a 'draw-back' the force is released in another way, aka recoil

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Took 2 hours to fix this.

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This, who are all these 14 year olds that keep sucking his dick

Bump

all it took was a floating boi with a pointy boi launcher

Bump

The good thing about this Euro/Vic mutt of a character in the show is that it means, from GRRM's outline, that book Euron is going to have a big role in ASOIAF's ending.

>omg this shit show that was shit from the beginning is now saved by more shit

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They are wyvern not dragons