/got/

jon is getting bulled so much for being 5'6", the show might end with him having enough of it and beheading every other major character that mentioned his manlet problem

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>super strong independent woman turns into crying emotional mess after 1 good fuck

pretty realistic writing lads

Based D&D making sure LOTR remains the GOAT fantasy

>having Jon and Arya’s relationship be non existent
>having Jaime remain Cersei’s bitch after s4
>turning Jon into an incompetent shithead instead someone that grows into a strong military commander
>Loras becoming a cock hungry slut
>direwolves being irrelevant
>Stannis being a evil power hungry asshole
>Euron becoming some one note jackass that just thinks about muh dick
Which injustice was the worst

Poor Dany

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Stan-- Stannis?

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POST THE DAMN WEBM OF RADMURE KILLING THE DRAGON

Ned because he died and they couldn't fuck him up further

alive or dead?

>why isn't dany rallying the supporting lords armies
>why is jamie not upset at all about cersei trying to get her killed
>why was there a starbucks cup
>why was jamie able to stroll out of the castle, why wasnt he a hostage?
>why didnt cersei murk everyone outside of KL right then and there
>why didnt Euron be alerted to Tyrion being aware of the pregnancy
>Why is this show still a thing

BENT BROKEN BOWED

Every episode with Cersei is a great episode.

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Show Euron
>supremely confident
>handsome
>doesn't need magic
>can kill dragons with conventional ballistic weapons when aegon used them to conquer entire kingdoms

Book Euron
>insecure
>ugly
>needs magic
>can't kill dragons

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god the BoB had me so hyped for king jon, fucking hell they made him an absolute pushover cuck

why didn't they go with the northern fool storyline.

KHALOREESI

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>Welcome to Starbucks your grace. H-have here or takeaway?

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>timeline where even r/gameofthrones shit on it as much as possible
dabid have truly accomplished the impossible

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Euron probably just pretends and is planning to kill Cersei after becoming king

Danyeras Targerean. Breaker of Chains, Mother of Dragons, Drinker of Lattes.

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>"IT WAS THE KIKES ALL ALONG KHALEESI!"

Bit on the nose there Missandei

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>episode about how 2 kings can't rule at once
>Tyrion and Varys choosing between Jon and Kelly C
>Jon has to choose between his 2 wemen
>Jaime has to choose between his 2 wemen
>in the end Dany loses 1 of 2 dragons.
Was this episode accidentally kino?

nigga that was never in doubt question is does it beat shannara chronicles

Hail House Blackfyre, the true Kings of Westeros

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book euron
>air magic
>black magic
>valyrian armor
>more black magic
>magic old targaryen horn that can bind dragons to his will
>invisibility
He's literally a shitty anime OC for GRRM

Even Euron's ballista might not work against a beast like that

>book euron
talk about a mary sue

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>H-Hey David. D-Don't you think, maybe all the Jon jokes are getting a bit old? Maybe we should cut back on calling him small, just a bit?
>We agreed I'd have 5 minutes every episode where I could write whatever I wanted didn't I?
>Y-Yeah bu-
>Then shut the fuck up manlet.

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b-but valyrian steel plate armor...

“Nahwetens”

*wallhacks in your thread*

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is the real GOT theme that manlet rage is the most powerful force in the world?

I know D&D are hacks but it's pretty clear they are for a theme of Jaime being feeling bound to Cersei and even though he finally admitted his love for Brienne he is conflicted and can't escape Cersei.

can I get a quick rundown on book Euron?

Someone tell me what the plan for best boy Jaime's arc is according to the leaks.

Did he really go back to Cersei to be on her side or was there some other motive?

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>headings on the bottom

post-resurrection jon being borderline suicidal and charging into combat like a bloodthirsty maniac was his peak and his character has only gone down since then, d&d seem to hate jon for some reason

OUT DAMN YOU

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What's his endgame?

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>jon comes back to the nights watch
>goes on top of the wall
>looks towards the far north
>the wind whispers..
>there must always be.... a Night King

50th for storkefu!

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What did Dany whisper to Jorah's body? Could have fucking kissed him on his dead lips tho, cold bitch.

going to need to bring in the whaling fleet for that one

weak bait

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Is this D&D's smug meta"humour" about the fact that the Stormlands haven't existed for 5 seasons?

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Only two more episodes before this trainwreck is over. I'm gonna miss /got/ generals. The one time where Yea Forums comes together to shitpost in unity.

I hope the ending is gonna be really, REALLY shitty so we get shitpost material for months to come.

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KEK

Joff was aight

Where's LF?

Someone have a screencap of 'you're a virgin'?

Blood mage who's trying to turn himself into Cthulhu

Cersei ending best ending

I am genuinely impressed with how the showrunnerd have managed to piss off some of biggest Stans in the entertainment industry

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>now get the crayons, i have an idea for a bronn scene

He's dead get over it.

the problem with Game of Thrones is that originally the story was written as a postmodern fantasy series by an author known for making unconventional sci-fi stories, it's a story for nerds that sort of requires you have at least a slightly above average IQ to understand and appreciate.

But it just got too big. As the show went from being a cheap fun adaption for the all the old book fans, into a massive media behemoth watched by millions across the world, the audience shifted from being nerds to the casual normie masses. People who watch reality TV, people who like celebrity gossip, pop feminists, people who post black people gifs on twitter, people who love Disney movies.

And while D&D changed the show completely from the books by around season 5-6, to accomodate this change in audience demographic, to make the show more appealing to its lower IQ base, they decided to change their minds by the last few episodes and ended up going for GRRM's actual ending outline from the books, which is just too bitter, anticlimactic, tragic and unconventional for the normie masses to enjoy or appreciate. Bookfags will appreciate the direction, because they expected these themes to play out. Showfags will be frothing at the mouth. They wanted a good guy winning, because they forgot what show they were watching.

Hence, the salt. The sheer fucking salt.

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>calling yourself based
Very unbased, like knighthood it can only be given by other based posters.

STARBUCKS? GODS WHAT A STUPID NAME

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People talk shit but Euron killing the sand sneks was the last moment of kino in this godsforsaken show

don't worry there's always a new meme show just around the corner

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Why does Kings Landing suddenly look like Dorne?

who is jamie's nephew?

She's on drugs.

sneed

where can i read the leaks?

>Mr. Benioff? It is time. Subvert all expectations.
>But master...the backlash...
>Do it.
>Yes master.

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Homeless Harry

tywin, olenna, the hound, ned, joff

Who rules Dorne right now? They mentioned a prince this episode. And the Reach, Riverlands, and the Stormlands for that matter.

I thought to myself "certainly not the writers".

>chat
>I was based

kys lel

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I’m gonna say Loras. There’s not a lot of loving, pure romances in this book and Loras swearing off sex forever because he was so devoted to his man was a refreshing departure from the rest of the degeneracy going on in Westeros. Until they ruined it

>"No, not even the tip"

BBBBBRAAAAAAAAAAAAP ON THE PATRIARCHY

winter

kawaii desu ne

It's impossible to get a single fucking (You) in these threads they're way too fast.

Back to useless conversations, little mourning, dick and height jokes and moving on. Nothing was explained, not that I expected it. I wanna kill these hack writers

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prince sneed of the city of dorne

>"KAL-EL NO!"

I'm confused, if Cersei only hold King's Landing, can't Dany just rule everything else and wait her out? She could even take the Westerlands, put new people in charge and leave Cersei with no backup or anything as she continues paying the Golden Company and for food for all one million peasants stuck in the city or has no choice but to send her army outside and open the gates

Because winter was defeated, duh

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this is exactly right

Cringeworthy anime Mary Sue, represents the worst element of ASOIAF (Magic).

while I agree with your general point calling yourself based makes me question your entire posting history and motivations

Don't worry, people are still making threads about TLJ.

>shes just like me

thanks!
I wonder why they decided not to include that part then, sounds better than generic pirate badass.

Probably just elected some bitch. GRRM likes making fabled countries that have the same royal family ruling them for 10,000 years or some bullshit, when noble families were basically interchangeable in real medieval history. If the king dies and has no kids they just put some other motherfucker on the throne immediately, claim or not.

No time for thinking

Gonna miss yew too you retarded frogposter

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theyve changed the look of kings landing like 4 or 5 times. none of then are close to the book KL anyway.

OH
NONONONONONO

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>Master, the fat man has resumed writing. He's going to finish the book.
>"He cannot be allowed to finish. The HBO ending will be the only ending. Kill him, then burn the manuscripts."

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Maybe someone poisoned her drink with madness

>Jon tells Sansa and Arya the truth
>cuts away to next scene
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

/ss/

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Didn't Dany just unintentionally make someone with a better claim to the Throne by legitimizing Gendry since House Baratheon are the true legal heirs?

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He is Darkstar, of the Night.

This is for all the showfags who defended Dabid

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>DABIIIID
>Y-yes?
>DABIIID, LET MAKE CALEESI MEET CERSEI AND MAKE SURE DAT CERSEI COULD EASILY WIPE THEM OUT BUT DOESNT LOL
>That sounds silly, poor writing
>DABID BUT IT DRAMATIC AND UNEXPECTED DABIIIIIID!!!

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>Tormund actually gets cucked

Is this a new low for GoT? I don't think any other character in the show has officially been "cuckholded" in one way or another.

holy shit nice find

At least Ghost is still alive and will now be an integral part of the show... ;__;

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im guessing its quentyn.

janos slynt

I'm a bookfag and I both love and hate the new direction. Mostly hate because this is spoiling the books big time and killing all excitement I had for them. On the other hand, it's nice to have a proper conclusion even if the road up to it was severely botched.

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I'm not even angry, I am disappointed.

Does Varys not know that Jon's maternal grandparents were cousins? Why is he so against incest now?

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I like the Bravo part

This was the best episode this season but why is it rated so low? Did people just get upset beacuse the good guys didnt win again?

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AARRRGHHH...

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Imagine being Nikolaj Coster-Waldau in that scene

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Not cucked. NTR.

The baratheons are only kings because of overthrowing Targshits. Technically Targshits are still the true heirs but with the throne exchanging hands so much who fucking knows

They are true legal heirs to Robert Baratheon, who is considered to be a usurper by Targ loyalists.

Based.

>muh magics muh dragons muh iceking
>all just dies in one hit ez game no losses
top kek based subverts

Shhhhhh stop making brain noises

Turn off your brains bro

Imagine being that retarded that you actually think Jaime is going back to be with Cersei. Did you forget about the Bronn scene where he finds out Cersei paid to have him and Tyrion killed? No wonder they dumbed the show down this much, people like you still get confused over it (even though you like to think you're one of the 'smart ones' who hates the show because you're so smart)

No. Because nobody considers a Baratheon claim superior to a Targaryen claim. Especially when Robert made the claim through his Targaryen grandmother.

Are there any male heirs from any of the 7 kingdoms left?

Euron
Jon
Bran
Who else?

why is shansha thinking he's fit to ruling anything? she isnt doing shit at all, not before, not during, not after the battle
only thing i recall is her saying to coat some armor with leather and the lardass looking impressed at how fit she was for command by that

Well actually they fucked up his honour legacy by making everyone shit on him in the north

This was so fucking shitty. D&D's final big shit on that storyline. Jon didn't even say goodbye.

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There can be many lineages who claim to be the true king, look at France with it's four pretenders

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_current_pretenders#Europe

Ghost
;__;

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his son

>All these brainlets not realizing Jon letting go of Ghost is symbolic and theres more to it than. hes a gud boy don't leve him

/ourguy/

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can I get some of them Sneed GoT memes?

when i watched this scene, i was amazed at niko's side profile like has has the most alpha nose. he is such a handsome dude and then you look over to this left and you're like "uhh"

>Piefags
>His food is so good that the NK closes his eyes, enjoying such a delicacy

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This is Game of Cucks you're talking about

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>Show Euron
>handsome
He looks like shit. I can honestly smell the bog and rotting seaweed odor through the screen.

>Bookfags will appreciate the direction,

no but i'll appreciate the rage.

I think a fair number of people in these threads are bookfags who just hate the decline in the script quality. Everyone whining about Mad King Dany are tourists from Reddit who probably aren’t familiar with the source material, otherwise they would have seen it coming.

Lmao this is so fucking stupid
JUST KILL THEM ALL RIGHT NOW

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Even more disgustibg was the part where she cries like a monster. Why did tge writers destroyed tge character after such a decent scene with her knighting?

BOW, YA SHITS

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Are you ready for Baelish's return?

He's a faceless man.

I fucking love this reaction image. Makes me giggle everytime I see it.

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>D&D crash and burn the show at the last possible moment
What is going through the HBO exec's minds right now?
What is going through Kathleen Kennedy's mind right now?

he never stood a chance honestly, it's common knowledge that even uggos will always aim for chad and nothing less

it's so weird they only briefly mention the whole end of the white walkers as a force of nature in the episode right after it happened

you would think there would be some kind of massive consequence in the world immediately after other than some 100 word speech, even gettysburg address is shorter

At least in the books Euron is another major factor, we don't really know anything about him except that he's got some pretty major magic going on, he's his own piece on the board alongside the Night King and Cersei. In the show he's just an accessory.

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Why is Cersei in Essos?

DORKSTAR, hes an edgy incel

Gendry
Robyn
Radmure
Darkstar

It's storytime

>been dating a girl for a few weeks now
>she loves GoT
>show only, doesn't care about the books
>I always have spoilers before she's seen it
>she loves Dany
>she still hasn't seen the new episode because of circumstances
>she is asking me literally right now what happens to Dany
I don't know if I can hold it together
I mean
Your hero goes full mad queen you dumb cunt
hahahahaha

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did you watch the episode? varys and tyrion basically said this to her. she wants fire and blood goddamnit

The secret is browning the butter before making the dough

LOOKS LIKE BARATHEON IS BACK ON THE MENU BOYS

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Seriously they don't even need the archers just a volley of those ballistae's and that's the end of Starbucks in Westeros

The two wildlings that Tormund was celebrating with in the starbucks scene were played by DnD.

Of course that scene turned to shit - they touched it

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they could created a beautiful parallel of Dany ruling from the North with Jon (some bullshit about his Stark blood making it pottery) and reconquering Westeros just like Aegon, one kingdom at a time. And there would be a message in there about how she spent her whole life constantly fixated on the specific Iron Throne, when the real Iron Throne was the friends she made along the way. And Bran and Jon could have brought the wildling and the children of the forest back into the fold to live alongside men. The wall would come down and winter would retreat as a new Spring fell upon the north. And Bran would have been some mystical advisor wizard, keeping harmony between the magical nature elements and man. And Jon's real name is Aegon too so that's another parallel to Aegon the conqueror. And they could have turned The Gift into the new crownlands so the Starks still hold winterfell and being warden of the north means a much closer relationship with the crown than before. gods what a stupid show.

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MOMMA MAD!

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roll

you might be onto something, user...

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>dragon is on the ground and a free kill
>enough archers to end everyone with one volley
>don't attack because muh politics even though they attacked for no reason on sea

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I was so fucking mad
Also mad at Sam for not feeling particularly guilty about Edd

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So Euron just let them escape the shipwrecks and hold up at Dragonstone?

No one cares faggot.

Qyburn I don't feel so good

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>rushed Dany Mad Queen development
>shat on Jaime's character development
>cutting away from Jon telling his sisters
>fleets coming out of nowhere
>Cersei not killing Dany and her pathetic army

Those seem to be the big ones.

fuck I meant longer, you know what I meant

>>ugly
I'd suck book Euron's dick and I'm not even gay.

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>jon is half wolf half drag
>he lets his wolf go
>his dragon gets killed
what's your deductions on those things

wait that's not how it works

you fucking moron, tease her but don't tell her and say we'll just have to watch together this Sunday teeheehee~~

>cersei a short while ago committed domestic terrorism by blowing up the sept
>too honorable tho to kill the greatest threat to her position as monarch

uhh ok

I'm a bookfag and honestly this ending has put me off the books. It's basically everything predictable that I thought would happen since Feast released. The reality is, the books died at Storm of Swords. All that's happened for the last 2000p is a lot of setup that won't pay off.

based

>cucked
Dude got laid 5 minutes after losing hope wtf you talking about

To be fair, DABID says that he left because he has an addiction to Cersei in the Inside the Episode thing so... there isn't more to it, they're just ruining Jaime and making him act totally illogical because they don't know how to write a Jaime that is mostly good and they are obsessed with Cersei/Lena so other arcs suffer to make her arc more important/interesting.

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He'll probably get oneshotted by dragon fire or something lame.

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what did i tell you about turning you brain off bro?
now I wont tell you again

>13 of the population

why does those who meme these outdated statistics assume that the entire black population is committing crimes, when its mostly black males who are 6% of the black population, and not even half of them are commiting crimes,so its just is 2% who are repeat offenders.

So roughly 3.5%(women added) of the blkpopulation = 50% of the VIOLENT crime.

yet this statistic doesnt account for the nuances of conviction practices of black peple versus other races, or the commting if other crimes like libel, blackmaail, embezzlement, etc. Nor account for the fact its the FBI stating this, even though /pol/ refuses to believe the FBI in any of circumstances because they serve the jew.

Sooo it seems like youre just using statistics to lie and push your bias against black people in general as if your interpretation is not based in irrational racism.

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>BASED god Shan'Sha chillin with the boys and mogging the fuck out of the mother of whocares

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t. Victarion

Has that fat faggot ever felt bad about anything?
But yeah I can't believe they gave Ghost this shitty treatment.

>>Gregor ''+set g_sabermorerealistic 2'' Clegane
Good times

everyone in asoiaf is like 6'5 tho

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>I don't think any other character in the show has officially been "cuckholded" in one way or another.

Tyrion? He loved a whore and Tywin made sure to have her raped by 5 people in front of his eyes, or something.

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Does anyone care about Missandei?

She never said anything and had the same facial expression in all 5 seasons

he has no cock

roll

Have D&D forgotten about Aerys' wildfire caches under the city?

Do they think Cersei used all of it to blow up the Sept?

>My favorite character has finally been ruined beyond repair
>he's going to fight Euron and then die next to Cersei, the woman he is addicted to
How are my fellow Jaimebros coping? We've lost this season harder than anyone else.

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>3.5%(women added) of the blkpopulation = 50% of the VIOLENT crime.
Why are you trying to defend blacks by making the numbers worse?

>the only good rulers are those who don't want it
>Bran doesn't want anything, so he becomes king
Bravo D&D, besides that philosophy being wrong and naive bullshit, bravo.

So the future of the seven kingdoms is being ruled by a body hopping Big Brother figure who doesn't care about anyone and loves rape

Of course I'm teasing her
I didn't say I spoiled it

I'm just saying it's hard to keep it together when you know how this entire shit-show ends and it's the #1 thing she would hate

Clearly (you) did

Did you also see Jon place the Targaryen sigil on the kingsroad and Greycuck moved it away to Wight Harbour.

I think deep down Jon is embracing it and is bullshitting everyone around him. He knows how shit it is living as a nameless bastard. He may not be the smartest cunt around town but he knows life as a bastard is bullshit.

Just look what happened when he bent the knee and gave up his crown. Sansa is now the lady of winterfell and he is last in succession and influence. He's literally skating on thin ice using the whole love thing keeping Dany in line and having to screech like a woman at Sansa about the promise he made to Dany and Sansa still undermines him every step of the way.

If a retard has enough self awareness to realise he is in a shit situation and playing the people around him for the time being is the best bet till the time is right to escape the fate of being a bastard. Deep down he is probably the happiest cunt in the realm.

why do you date a dumb cunt

so what happened in this episode, I dont feel like watching it

Ahem.
Theon, Tyrion too.

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>It's basically everything predictable that I thought would happen since Feast released.
i wouldn't call jon killing dany and bran becoming king predictable senpai

She's a big girl

this is a correct interpretation of the statistic, but it only serves to make it even more comical and terrifying

She was the best looking woman left on the show and she and her bf were some of the few morally good and genuinely likeable people.

I like pusy

I bet Bonifer is Dany's real dad, or going to switch over to team Dany at the very least once she lands.

show me any thousands pages book that didnt make the ending predictable
when the story is this long you either make a very underwhelming ending or a predictable one

I'm not sure if the leaks are true. These episodes are shilling Sansa a bit too much

>muh Azor Jaime
LOL

who the fuck could have spawned that jew

based retardbro making blacks look even worse

*Has sex on top of Dany's corpse*

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Crime is a white nationalist social construct, so you can go fuck yourself.

>blonde woman bad
>we kill her
>ok

written by david benioff and db weiss

>Arya 'setforceall 4' Stark

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Please post more of the girl on the left

the only thing that would save this series is if the Sansa nudes leaked

The more unhinged she becomes the more CUTE she is.

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>litterly in range

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>Iron Throne/Crownlands
Jon
>Iron Islands
Euron
>Dorne
New Dornish Prince they mentioned
>Vale
Robin
>Riverlands
Edmure
>Westerlands
Jaime or Tyrion
>Stormlands
Gendry
>North
Bran or Jon
>Reach
Bronn, I guess

It won't happen because many of these characters will die, but every region has a potential male claimant right now kek.

D&D made Jon not care about Ghost just so he can find Ghost in the end and pet him. Fade to black.

this, unironically making me like dany again for the first time in like 6 years

For you.

>I hope the ending is gonna be really, REALLY shitty so we get shitpost material for months to come.
Bran becomes king, Bronn is his hand.
Jon takes the Black after being tricked into killing Dany because Tyrion and Cersei conspired together to frame her for burning down KL (Tyrion is executed for this).
Cersei and Jaime die while embracing and professing their love for each other as the Red Keep burns down around them.
Drogon picks up Dany's body and flies off, never to be seen again.
Sandor and Gregor fight in the streets of the burning city, Sandor is killed but then Arya sneak attacks Gregor while he's distracted and finishes him off.

she wasnt irritating
sad for her as im sad for people in the world dying

brutal bustyMOG

I totally disagree with you. ASOIAF was never good for the big payoffs or battles, it was good because of its consistent internal logic and all the little details that made the characters and the world feel genuine. It doesn’t matter who lives, who dies, who sits the Iron Throne etc. because the most interesting part IS the setup, and without a well-constructed setup big moments like Robb’s death would have been hollow. The problem with the show is that they haven’t devoted enough time to setup since leaving the source material and all of the details are wrong, which is why it feels so soulless compared to earlier seasons.
I’m still excited for the books, assuming George doesn’t die before finishing them (probable)

Infinite Jest

tbf he would eliminate the need for any trials because of his omnipresence and hes ultimately neutral so wouldn’t have any bias

I miss him bros

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>KHALOREESI

How does this board still manage to milk so many memes out of a single episode? Jesus Christ.

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Bonifer "Baelor Butthole" Hasty is Rhaegar's dad, it is known

Bran becoming king is basically irrelevant but I guess that was too dumb to predict. Jon killing Dany has been out forever, as well as Sansa plotting against her, which Preston outlined years ago.
Thomas Covenant. Prince of Nothing. There's very many, including the first three Song of Ice and Fire books.

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>Legitimize Gendry and make him lord of the Reach
>Give him a now permanent claim to the throne for him and all his future generations

The fuck was she thinking? And why is this treated as a smart decision?

>morally good

Are we watching the same show?

>many of these characters will die
COPE
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>tfw I have an exam on when episode 5 airs live
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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I want Sansa to jerk me off with those gloves on

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I think we're supposed to believe winter is over and everyone can just live happily ever after in the north.

she just said to burn the kingdom to the ground

Nah, this is just how d&d are without george writing to tell them exactly how major plot points was executed.
Pretty much since battle of the bastard where jon went full anime charging solo into archer fire, not getting hit and also surviving a cavalry charge i gave up on the series. D&D pretty much went against everything george stood for youtu.be/cspPt3-PFjw?t=152

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>europe

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Can't you say you're sick and postpone?

Does anyone have the age of empires image recreating the tactics of the long knight?

Repeat after me

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>DRAGONSLAYER EURON
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No, they wanted to siege and starve as tens of thousands died, i'm saying g to forget about them almost entirely and rule elsewhere like a looming threat. Have scouts and just a small host outside but away from the range of the ballistas to give you updates. Btw, how is starving people to thepoint of death and murder more humane than sacking the place? Wtf? This isn't modern times, sacking is acceptable

She just wants frens

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>New Dornish Prince they mentioned
Woman are called Prince in Dorne too

don't you get it?

if they vaguely allude to something in a previous episode, it's good writing if something happens later that you didn't expect but vaguely conforms to that said previously. no one can kill the night king but no one did. think about it

you have to have a high iq to understand the deep got writing

Daenerys being a crazy cunt who got lucky with her dragons but is unfit to rule is pretty evident from the books. Tbh it's also evident from the show, she preaches about high ideals but when it's about executing them she acts like a fucking Commie, which explains all the YASSS KWEEENING from the Burlington Bar-type of people.

based and FKMTpilled

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>Euron hides his fleet on the south side of Dragonstone
>orders the ballistae to be placed on the northern and eastern shore of the Island and camouflages them
>has a line of faster lookouts extending from the south side of the island to the north side via the western side
>ballistae operators have orders to fire when they have a clear shot, preferably at the bigger dragon
>as soon as the Dany's navy is spotted and the information passed to Euron, he orders half of his ships to go around the western coast of the island and half around the eastern, surrounding Dany's ships
>longships ram into Danys cogs and they get boarded/sunk
>ballistae are firing from the shore, protecting the ships from the dragons
Why couldn't we have had this?

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The problem is that in Feast and Dance the world feels completely different from what it did before. I can appreciate all the details coming in, and I'm all for autistic theories, but both the books do feel kinda soulless. I've read so much about Dorne and the Greyjoys at this point that I know more about them than the Starks and Lannisters. And guess what, I still don't give a shit about them.

I just want Jon to go beyond the wall, reunite with Tormund, and get accepted into their new village. That's all I want. Please Dabid.

they fucked him up with the toj flashback

It airs at night in europe retard.

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Jealous women is literally my biggest fetish.

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Caloreesi is an old as fuck term you dumb summerfag

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you have to go back

youtube.com/watch?v=mChAVNfgObc

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Will we get mogs of this style with Sansa towering over Dany next episode? I sure hope so.

this. don't really have expectations for anything else in the show but jon living a happy life in the norf would be blessed

this makes no sense

>tfw all the northerners are bullying Dany and only Jon defends her
>tfw Dany is the unpopular kid in class

i feel so sorry for her lads i just want to give her a hug

What do you mean lucky? It's pretty clear she's somehow destined to do the things she does.

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It wasn't violent crime, but homicides.

Damn! Emilia Clarke looks like THAT?

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there's an assistant writer in there, terrified for their life and trying to get a message out

Boy if Dany ends up mad queen that starbucks image is going to be used forever.

t. incel
It's actually very realistic writing. Any woman that spends her days yapping on about being "super strong and independent" is just coping for the lack of a decent man in her life. Brienne finally got genuine male attention and her le strong wymmin facade she built up as a coping mechanism collapsed, revealing what lays beyond. A submissive woman that wants to be owned by a man.

No, because the Baratheon claim was based on their Targaryen ancestry in first place and he can't be a Baratheon unless legitimized by the ruling monarch.

>making the numbers worse

so rather than study the reason 3.5% of the population apparently commit 50% of the violent crime, and keep getting convicted due to various reason like lack of employment opportunity once convicted. And ignore the fact that people of other races are rarely convicted as often and offered plea deals/probation/reduced sentences, and lesser charges and such for the same crimes.

You take the short cut and say its an entire 13% of the population committing half of all crimes. And you dont even bother trying to see how the FBI defines "black" to begin with. Becausde FBI is based when they confirm your bias against black people, but are ZOG when they say white men are responsible for the most domestic terror motivated attacks

When you fail to factor the overall level of crime in the first place( low relative to population and dropping) or location(democrat plagued areas).

It just stinks in general of sophistry.

Clearly never dealt with a jealous woman.

>european have exams at night
Oof

so is there a chimpout next episode?

I really did feel bad for her when she was looking around at everyone having fun while she had no one ;_;

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Sh-She's strong!

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Read the books, it's all there, GURM is a huge cuck so he puts it all over his books

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He wouldn't care enough to do any of that. If he did, his people and the Children of the Forest wouldn't have been BTFO

anime pirate sorcerer with late game buffs who can pretty much telepathically control people and has a magic ship that teleports behind you

But the book has so many pieces on the board they barely matter.

What about Stannis taking the North?
What about fake Arya?
What about Mance Rayder surviving?
What about Lady Stoneheart?
What about Cleganebowl?
What about Young Griff?
What about Dorne?
What about Vale?
What about Euron's horn?
What about White Walkers crossing the sea?
What about Skagos?
What about Three Eyed Raven?
What about Slaver's Bay conflict?
What about the Dothraki?
What about Old Town and Maester's Plot?
What about Faceless Men?
What about Patchface?
What about that one Lord of Sails stealing King's Landing's fleet?
What about Varys returning to King's Landing?
What about Faith Militant?
What about Iron Bank?

So many loose ends, so little interaction between them.

Formerly beautiful

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At least Cleganebowl is confirmed happening now.

t. kissless incel that thinks he's an expert on relationships

Yep. Still not as cringey as Davos saying "I thought you might still be rowing" though.

Now well, fellow Jaimebro. If they don't pull a bamboozle and have Jaime's mission be to kill Cersei or save KL, they ruined the best character.

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>Jorah was my only real friend
>He loved me.
>I couldn't love him.
>...SOOOO Jon, wanna bang??

I feel pity for her for moments, and then I remember why she's a cunt

australistan, it airs at a very comfy 11am monday morning when I don't usually have anything on
pretty sure it needs to be something bad and provable

the breaker of chairs

Why does she look so much better in real life than in the show?

Imagine strawmanning this hard on a shitty TV show thread.

>Bronn is his hand.

what the fuck?

niggers in the americas are as criminal as they are in africa, end of story

that's not what's going on at all.
I'm not pissed about good guys losing, I'm pissed about them doing completely out of character shit just to set themselves up for losing.
I'm pissed that the last fight is already written, and up to that point the characters are doing nothing but setting themselves up for it.

>she goes on a murderous rampage because she doesn't fit in

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> Implying he won't have to do both by saving KL from Dany and then kill Cersei
poetry

Exactly. It's like reading one of those shitty fantasy books where the author has no plot and no goal for the first story except to bring disparate characters together somehow.

>1
no they're called princess you dumb fuck

Euron couldnt possibly be at both places, 360noscoping dragons with balistas and raping fresh unsullied corpses during boarding

Threadly reminder that Davos still has a wife that he hasn't seen in years, and hasn't mentioned besides complaining about his marriage

Cleganebowl is character assassination for Sandor.

So what? You're supposed to love back any old creep that gets obsessed with you?

>blacks look even worse

this is how youd interpret it regardless, as you dont like darkskinned people to begin with. just admit that and move forward, but you cant because itd show you how reatrded and fallcious you are.

>3.5% of blacks committing crimes is a reflection on blacks in general somehow.

I guess since 3.5 percent of whites being gay, somehow that means whites are all inherently fags.

What about the missing elephants?
What about Sam's horn?
What about Dawn?

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>Sandor and Gregor fight in the streets of the burning city, Sandor is killed but then Arya sneak attacks Gregor while he's distracted and finishes him off.
Hahaha, fucking based, the incels are gonna lose it again.

She looks better with blonde hair. Why does she keep dying it back to brunette like a sperg? Is it the poop-genes in her?

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Watching the episode now, at the point of jaime leaving. Good god these writers are hacks, literally only seem to do well with Tormund, Sandor, Cersei and bran.

> 11am monday morning when I don't usually have anything on

I didn't know neets had exams

>lack of employment opportunity

top kek. "these violent niggers really want to work and be good boys but the system doesn't let them!"

imagine lacking a sufficient counter argument, yet replying anyway

Milord a raven from house Forchann

They're not pleased

So all this time Varys was plotting usurp the iron throne with some Targaryen who he ended up turning on because he didn't like her personality, All those wars and deaths were just for a gamble? Was there not peace under Robert Baratheon?

>somehow that means whites are all inherently fags.
Is this even in doubt?

GRRM definitely needs to streamline and stop focusing so much on settings like Dorne and the Iron Isles, but I still liked the Theon and Brienne chapters a lot. Septon Meribald’s broken man speech is a fucking standout; it was fun to read, and serves the dual purpose of both fleshing out the world by giving insight into the lives of small folk and clueing us in to Sandor’s survival. I don’t think GRRM has lost his touch, and if he does manage to deliver I’m hoping for the best. Show is irreparable but that’s mostly due to presentation, not the major plot points like who lives and who dies

wagecuck weekends, uni only a couple days a week

roll

The only explanation I can think of this is that she still thinks she needs to retain some kind of diplomatic outlook because she really can't afford a revolt during an oncoming war and she's trying to paint dany as the invader here, if she just executes her while she's there she'll definitely lose that angle.

But honestly she could just snipe the dragon that's immobile on the ground and then Dany and whip up some propaganda and execute the opposition like she's been doing so eh.

>reestablishing the night's watch when the only thing they were supposed to fight no longer exists

What's the point?

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she looks like she fucks bloodriders

No, she had no obligation to love Jorah. But mourning and regret immediately juxtaposed by wanting to fuck another guy in 5 seconds is what makes her a cunt, that sense of bizarre emotional timing.

Threadly reminder that Davos has a wife he hasn't seen in years

new bread

Good ending except for Bronn being the hand.
That makes zero sense.

>Euron couldnt possibly be at both places

That's where you're wrong kiddo

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this would redeem the series

>show you how reatrded

Ok nigger go away.

You know who I miss? Salladhor Saan, I wonder what old Salladhor has been up to this whole time

I'm sure being unable to find a job has nothing to 80% of all young black males finding themselves in jail at least one crime in their life.

Jon dies and wargs into ghost to be in the true north with Tormund. Happily ever after, until he gets made fun of for being short for a dire wolf too

>Show is irreparable but that’s mostly due to presentation, not the major plot points like who lives and who dies
It is living evidence of the fact that this whole thing ultimately comes down to a good vs evil battle for King's Landing.

I'M NOT COPING LADS

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He is basically the new Lannister dynasty, didn't you get the memo?

No one cares autist.

Good for you, user. Keep it up.

they don't work because they're lazy and fucking stupid - the few that get hired are impossible to hire EVEN though they are lazy, stupid and never show up on time

With a random whore sure, but the woman he had feelings for was escorted to her bedroom before his eyes.

fire*

who ever wrote that doesnt even know what a cuck is lmao

Is that Sophie Turner?

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Or even mentioned
He lost his son and his King, just let him go home and be happy :(

where the fuck is jamie on this list?

Didn’t have to be good vs. evil in a story filled with gray morality. Dany doing an abrupt switch from “good guy” to “bad guy” would never have been necessary or felt like such an ass pull if they’d had her skirt those lines consistently and hadn’t played up the YAAS QUEEN above all criticism thing in earlier seasons. Good and evil are determined by perspective but D&D don’t have the emotional complexity to figure out how to write a character who can be seen as either. GRRM does, and will handle it more effectively, assuming he even goes with that in the final draft

Homeless Harry is a blistered foot faggot in the books, but I’d prefer it that way in the show

he didn't take any pleasure from it, do you even know what cuck means?

There's absolutely no fucking way nobody noticed that on set, and absolutely no way the editor and other post-production staff didn't notice it either.
It's a brilliant bit of viral marketing because it seems like it would HAVE to be a mistake.
Instead of anger at the gratuitousness of a Starbucks™ product placement in Game of Thrones™, the reaction from more or less everyone has been "LOL THEY HAD A STARBUCKS™ CUP IN GAME OF THRONES™ HOW EMBARASSING. LET'S ALL MAKE MEMES ABOUT STARBUCKS™ BECAUSE WE'RE SO SMART FOR NOTICING THIS SILLY ERROR!"

But who is going to hold him up so he can decapitate everyone?

>implying most historical figures who changed the world from alexander the great to napoleon to winston churchill weren’t alpha manlets

But Dany has been shown to be impulsive and at times cruel and unable to rule justly regularly since at least Season 4?

Only accurate description of book Euron