I can eat 50 eggs

Almost as if he had a problem settling down and dealing with authority.

It's like they're at sleepaway camp

One of the finest kinos I've ever seen

Reminder that the Captain was in the right.

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Because white men are people, not disgusting situational faggets like niggers become.

He was going to but the captain fucked him over for no reason.
Luke was a “world shaker” and wouldn’t abide the needless tyranny inflicted upon him.

>what we have here is a failure to communicate
Absolutely cringe and bitch-pilled

he's Jesus as a rebel

Go to prison face the consequences

No one can eat 50 eggs.

He's not a bitch, he was just so shocked that lovable 'ole Luke would be so ungracious for a second chance.

I can

He was going to! There was no good reason to put him in the hole and he couldn’t abide being under corrupt authority. He was a decorated soldier for goodness’s sake, he can obviously function under someone’s command!

>second chance
>cruel and unusual punishment for his mother’s death
The fuck are you talking about? The captain was wrong. The box for no good reason was the catalyst for his escape.

He got put in the hole because he tried to escape didn't he?

any man that sneedposts SPENDS A NIGHT IN THE BOX

>”calling it your job don’t make it right”
Did you even watch the movie?

He was put in the hole because his mother just died.

NO! The first time he was put in the hole he did NOTHING

Anybody else think they can eat 50 eggs? Usually eat 18-24 as a snack and I’m still hungry afterwards

Not in an hour I couldn’t.

fat fuck

Ah that's right. The Cap just did it as a precaution. Fair enough. Luke might have lost his 'cool' and attempted escape like others

yes, if i take them anally

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Right, which is what i was saying about the tyranny and whatnot.

You cant punish people for what they might do. It aint right.

>mfw she says she won’t eat the eggs

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>Luke grieving over his dead mother
>Captain decides to have him locked up despite not doing anything
Based Bootlicker

>Brando was extremely competitive, and in 1968 he appeared at a private party celebrating Oscar nominations in which Paul Newman was in attendance with his wife Joanne Woodward. Brando approached Newman and began a conversation that eventually became very heated, resulting in Brando shouting and Newman walking away. Later that evening Brando stood on a table and challenged Newman to an egg eating contest, like the one Newman was depicted doing in Cool Hand Luke, however Newman ignored the challenge.

>Brando, undeterred, had somebody from his entourage bring him dozens of hard boiled eggs, and started the competition without Newman. While eating, he would loudly keep count as he consumed the eggs saying things like "21 Newman! 21 eggs already! I'm better than you Newman!", while mocking and insulting Newman the whole time, and calling him a "phony".

>Eventually, Brando consumed 51 eggs before being removed from the party, 1 more than Newman's character did in Cool Hand Luke. As he was being escorted out, he reportedly said "51 eggs Newman! I beat you! You couldn't eat 51 eggs because you're a phony, Newman. I'm better than you, and always will be Newman! Don't ever forget that!"

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