Why does Rowling do this? Why does she constantly take a dump on her IP for twitter fame...

Why does Rowling do this? Why does she constantly take a dump on her IP for twitter fame? I've never seen any other fantasy author this desparate for attention. Even GURM just wants to be left alone to eat burgers and follow the New York Giants. Holy shit white women are cringy

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Is she just taking the piss at this point to see what she can get away with?

Based Pullman

Need jk rowling nudes

Is she /ourgirl/?

Cause she's some old fag who's bored with her life with too much fuck you money.

just search granny porn

The traditional Hufflepuff circlejerk is a perfect metaphor for the masturbatory tone taken on by the writers and directors of the dullest franchise in the history of movie franchises. Seriously each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.

Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody, just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.

>a-at least the books were good though
"No!"
The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."

I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.

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I doubt she even wrote the fucking series, she had a ghost writer and they used Rowling's sob story as marketing.

Because her """Original""" story was just a rip off of other works so she tries hard to show how creative she is in other ways

Best I can find is her bra poking out in front of some giggling schoolkids

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Rowling has never been a good author.

Bases and mastrbatory pilled

Redpill me on what she ripped off

based phil

Neil gaiman's the Books of Magic, for starters

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teenager books and nazism, mostly.

Those tweets are fakes.

The Worst Witch. It's just too bad she left out the best part.
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Most of her plot points were done in LOTR

Based, simply based

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Maybe, but this is not

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Left: SOUL
Right: SOULLESS

She may be a granny, but she's a top-tier granny my dude

Forgot image

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Omittus My Shittus

because Rowling knows she has zero relevancy without Harry Potter. She tried being a real writer and failed multiple times.

Imagine it. You can either be the most famous author in the world or you can be no one. Nothing in between. She can never let go of Harry Potter.

I've understood that most British authors rip off each other left and right. That's why no one complains about it, as they know they'd be caught as well.

Hogwartz, India edition.

Which is a shame, cause if she just shut up she would be beloved by all her readers. But she had to keep yakking on, and now she's hated by both her fans and her haters

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kek good one

Even the name Harry Potter is a rip off

>Why does Rowling do this?
Because Harry Potter is the one thing that people really liked that she made, and people are still really interested and want to know more about "the world of Harry Potter" and ask her questions about it all the time, and her fans are also generally liberal progressive people who want diversity and have bemoaned the lack of diversity in Harry Potter in the past.
JK is literally just trying to give people what they want, so if you want to blame anyone, blame the fans for not knowing when to stop.

Nice rack

Thanks to Rowling I found out I was in fact black and gay all along, OP. Have sex.

This desu

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If I didn't hate her so much I would have written sonnets about her beautiful tits

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shes just making up bullshit because thats what her retarded creepy obsessive fans want to hear.

Holy shit put this in the game Akabur.

I'd probably fuck with my fans too if I didn't feel like making anything new and had more money than some people would make in multiple lifetimes.

>Teens group masturbate
So fucking hot

neil gaiman said it wasn't a rip off though, that to him it was obvious he and rowling were just working from the same archtypes

He was merely not trying to start a fight cause he's a nice guy. How are you this obtuse dude? Go suck a lemon or something.

i've seen that kind of dress before on sarah silverman, it only looks that way because of fancy tape, you don't want to see it naked

Are all white women doomed to look like Martha Stewart at age 40+?

>Neil Gayman: Did the settlement check clear?...No J.K. Rowling definately didn't rip off my work.

No usually they gain like a hundred more pounds wear glasses and think the world owes them something cause they popped out two kids.

holy fucking shit my mind is blown, this is like kimba the lion all over again

She's a menopausal female - the fact she shat out a multi billion $ franchise doesn't change her attention seeking boxed wine mentality and middle class politics/compulsive need to virtue signal.

popping out 2 white kids these days is rare enough to call it miraculous though

i cant find any of those on twitter
kys with your fake news op and kys to the retards that fell for this shit

His Dark Materials is the best YA book series, prove me wrong

The dementors are a blatant ripoff from the specters in His Dark Materials

Based and daemonpilled

a british kid with glasses who does magic? i never expected a british fantasy author to write that, i thought jk rowling invented that concept.

Bitch is as big a pedo as Stephen King.

Artemis Fowl is better

Superficial similarities that people think are rip offs? Definitely like Kimba The White Lion.

I like it as well, the characters are fun and the humor is good, but it doesn't hold up quite as well as HDM over time for me.

Holly is best waifu
shame about the movie, though

>he thinks the drivelous, action-packed nonsense series is better than the deeply philosophical HDM
oh no no no

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I cannot, in fact, prove you wrong. Are you looking forward to the upcoming TV show?

youtube.com/watch?v=vHps2iC8W3o&t=370s
there is an 8 minute side by side video on youtube that shows it has the same scenes and story

>Have sex
With Rowling, sure, as long as she cuddles afterwards with my face between those knockers

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BUT WE WUZ LIONZ!

I am, it looks alright so far, will definitely be better than the shitshow of a movie. That loli from Logan doesn't look much like Lyra, but I have high hopes for her acting ability. McAvoy is pretty based too.

They Pullman one is real
twitter.com/philippullman/status/1041402940358053888
And the Rowling one is a joke but it might as well be true, considering that she has written worse

She's an old white lady who wrote a popular children's fantasy novel series in the 90s and is now trying to be more WOKE by retroactively shitting up said series because she feels guilty about being an old white lady

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>take a dump on her IP for twitter fame?
your just jealous of her big brain and smart thinking

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imagine the smell

Earthsea

Pullman is absolutely based and humble too :) I'm glad I liked HDM over hairy shitter back when I was a wee lad

>Ravenclaw
Of fucking course

Wouldn't jews be in slytherin, considering that they have ambition and are scheming all the time?

If she cares so much about minorities she should have protested when they changed Lavender Brown in the 6th movie

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Witch Trainer 2 when?

>yeah everybody is just jerking each other off in hogwarts

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>1984 above brave new world
This never fails to trigger me

I don't get why they would ever switch from doing this to using bathrooms

>We will never have Hogwarts SoL CWDCT (cute witches doing cute things) series
The Harry potter universe has so much wasted potential it honestly makes me angry

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How many times do you think Hermione was blackmailed with images of her nude and doing lewd things that were actually of someone that used polyjuice to look like her?

Come to think of it, why would any of the boys bother having girlfriends at Hogwarts at all? All they need is a few hairs and they can take turns transforming into girls and having their own orgies. Plus none of the girl issues like "relationship talk" or going on expensive dates.

Don't forget that they're literally taught how to make date rape drugs in fourth year.

Depends, are we talking about wh*toid Emma Hermione or Chocolate Goddess Hermione?

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Man I haven't seen The Lion King in at least like 15 years. Is it a legitimately good movie, outside of just for kids?

not niggers. never niggers.

It's fucking KJÑÖ, man
Rips off hamlet but it's for the entire family

>those ever-so-faint butt stretch marks
HNNNNNGG DIAMONDS

what about the skidmarks

>your will never see Mammario as Pansy Parkinson bullying all the Gryffindor girls and playfully flirting with all the boys
W H Y
E V E N
L I V E?

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There is always Little Witch Academia

based

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>the deeply philosophical HDM
oh no no no

maybe its because movies are so long these days but it feels like its 20 minutes too short

I want to lick her neck

>Les Miserables above Hamlet

yikes

I want to suck on her collar bone
FUCK

Goldstein? Imagine trying to be woke and only being able to think of the most stereotypical Jewish last name when coming up with a character.

Well she might not be blonde, but she has that tomboyish look that I always imagined Lyra having. And her physical appereance was never that important to the plot.

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basted pasta mod

all stories are ripoffs; that's not what makes her stupid.

lack of having sex

they look exactly the same and do the same shit you coping faggot
there's even an owl companion

Never understood why she didn't just cash in on a load of prequel books. Write something about Snape/the Marauders, for example. Write a separate series set in another magic school.
It would have been so easy.

Bitchus lasagnus

they look sloppy tbqhwyf

>goldstein
>not shekelberg
baka

Filthy Frank?

I'm 99% sure she's shitposting and is just bored with fame.

>neil gaiman said it wasn't a rip off though
One of Neil's biggest cash cows is owned by Warners who owns the movie rights to Harry Potter. You do the math.

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Will KeenKino be back on the menu?

tfw a new Idolmaster game comes out

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Remember wrote a fucking terrible crime drama under a pseudonym and then when everyone confirmed it was awful she came out as being the real author to boost sales?

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I think Donald Trump's Art of the Deal should be below the shit tier category, it belongs at the very bottom along with other bullshit.

Why do you care? If you actually care about harry potter lore you are beyond salvation. HP is garbage

>yfw it's confirmed that Harry and Ron have made each other cum more often than their respective thots have
Hermione was a mistake.

FAECES EXPECTOREESI

Actually, it was Donald Trump who hired a writer to ghost write his book, The Art of the Deal: newyorker.com/magazine/2016/07/25/donald-trumps-ghostwriter-tells-all/amp

The guy regrets writing Trump's book.

Yes.

But seriously, Kentaro Miura looks a lot like him.

she's hated only by incels because she said orange man bad

but he is in the books. What's the problem?

fucking rowling man

i bet ravenclaws get up to some really weird shit
slytherin would just be bondage, dominance and the like, they live in a dungeon and love power for fuck sake

LOL why is it common with Hufflepuffs...

>Hufflepuff are a bunch of wankers

>5.2 k a month to do nothing at all
He can't keep getting away with it!

No one would give two shits if she just said she'd borrowed this or that idea, it's that unlike every other author she pretends all her ideas popped into her head ex nihilo which is so patently a lie it's insulting. She doesn't help her case by being an aggressive sue-happy litigation whore either