Here is your mary jane

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>tfw no unga bunga gf

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Ytoids on suicide watch

>This is white in America

Bad case of nigger nose. Many such cases

I think she's cute

No. Zoey Saldana is a hybrid and hot as fuck. She's unattractive because she's unattractive. And MJ's defining feature is red hair, and the dumb bitch won't even wear a wig.

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I wish. It's really mich worse.

why is she so perfect?

Is she still playing the role of Chaniqua in the new Dune? Or did they cancel the new Dune now?

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Yeah, I guess they're sticking with the "MJ" bullshit. I thought they might drop it.

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Isn't she supposed to be like the opposite of Peter Parker? Not another debate club, proto-nerd?

Hard pass, my MJ is way hotter.

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yfw she's revealed to be Nick Fury's granddaughter, Michelle Fury

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When did everything go so wrong?

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2014.

She cute

the face of America

More like Marry Jane, amirite? What a looker!

>men in the USA have to pick either pic related or asphalt sheboons
must be rough

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Someone post the brap sniffer X-ray version

im mex btw lol

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me in the back

This is by far the best art Yea Forums has ever produced

Imagine the smell!

Thinking about the world during those times feels like gazing into an alien planet, like going to a museum and reading about a culture that existed hundreds of years ago. It wasn't supposed to be this way...

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What is it with minorities and outrageously hideous footwear?

ironically the negresses are often less outlandish because they aren't completely possessed by nigger culture and don't feel like they have anything to prove

holy shit

is there a version from a different angle where I can see her vulva?

>minorities
what is this? 1960?

It's 2019 dude, you really think they'd give a white Spiderman a white Mary Jane? We're trying to get the white race killed off here man, don't ask those kind of questions.

no it's 2019. have sex incel.

>white
All of the spider-men have been portrayed by jew actors, Andrew Garfield being the most blatant

>ironically the negresses are often less outlandish

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The character isn't Jewish though, and they don't look Jewish. It's not like Gotham where you have this skinny Ben Shapiro-type Bruce Wayne, that's when it gets blatantly obvious.

Dios mio

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I love how we're supposed to pretend this abomination is "attractive" and that anyone would want it as a high school crush

I mean I feel bad for blacks, they will never be pretty because of their noses and hair, but no way I'm going to pretend the emperor is wearing clothes.

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Blackwashing is not a thin-

New MJ isn't better, but you're deluded if you think that bitch with saggy tits is attractive.

the middle aged peter parker he had a jewish wedding in into the spider-verse. the area he's from in queens is a predominately jewish area.
vulture.com/2018/12/is-there-a-jewish-spider-man-in-into-the-spider-verse-sorta.html
spidey is made by kikes for kikes

She's not going to be redheaded comic book MJ, they already said in interviews her name is Michelle and she's a different character.

Also she's gonna turn into Black Cat and real comic accurate MJ will be introduce in Spidey 3. CAP THIS

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She is pretty unlike the 56% tranny we got now

At least she fits the looks of mj from the comics and is not just a black chick,

Now they're gonna make MJ look like her in the comics a la Wonder Woman.

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>Parker
Parker is a surname of English origin, derived from Old French with the meaning "keeper of the park". "Parker" was also a nickname given to gamekeepers in medieval England.[2] It is the 48th-most common surname in England.[1] Within the United States, it is ranked as the 47th-most common surname.[3]

Peter Parker's background is British, probably colonial stock given how common it is as a surname in the US. The fact that modern Hollywood is kiking him up just like they do to everything (see also: Gotham, Wonder Woman) doesn't mean the character is Jewish.

>surnames passed down by paternal line
>jewish ancestry passed down by maternal line
ill agree with you that in spirit he should be British white, but there are plenty of jews with anglo surnames now, and the ones that created and are now in charge are jews, so maybe they viewed him as one of their own all along.

Thats one single group of friends that have been drinking and fucking since the age of thirteen. I can cherry pick girls, that look just like them and gaurantee to have the same personality, out of my year book from 2009. Everyone of those girls in pic related will end up pregnant and "settling" down by the age of 21 with roast beef pussies.

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Wow they sure showed drumpf

I don't see the problem

or become one of these

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she's going to take that out on the boy

Lol how can you not suspect anything with the forearm tattoo? Any bitch with a sleeve or half sleeve has some fucking baggage. It's guaranteed.

Classic

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western women are worthless

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Can anyone from America explain what this thing is to us from Europe?

Top Right is ok without make up. You'd be a real shallow asshole to be turned off because of some imperfect skin.

Yup, just use them as a walking talking fleshlight.
Go to Eastern Yuro lands, or South Africa for example if you want a normal white conservative wife.

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